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I guy just asked me if his "dog could bite my coyote"...

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Started by JustWill at 04,Jul,15 12:15  other posts of JustWill
What the hell is up with that?
Definitely one of the weirdest pick-up lines I've ever heard.
What's the strangest line anyone has used on you?

(That should be "A" guy, not "I" guy. Being creeped-out induces typos.)


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By #68656 at 04,Jul,15 13:06
Most strange indeed.
Perhaps instead of dogs a flock of emus could peck the coyote and kick its dunny door down.

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By JustWill at 04,Jul,15 14:07 other posts of JustWill 
I'm not quite sure that makes the pick-up line any more appealing.
Offering to "kick" a guy's "dunny door down" sounds like a euphemism for aggressive buggery.
Some of us are not into that sort of thing. To each, his own, I guess. Still, I would have to pass on that one.

By bella! at 04,Jul,15 16:28 other posts of bella! 
Is 'kick its dunny door down' a euphemism for kicking ass?
By JustWill at 04,Jul,15 19:48 other posts of JustWill 
I thought it was a euphemism for rough butt-sex...
By bella! at 04,Jul,15 22:00 other posts of bella! 
OUCH!

By bella! at 04,Jul,15 22:14 other posts of bella! 
Actually, I Google'd it and this is what I found;


"I hope you chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!"
an Australian curse; hope you have bad luck.


Evidently 'chooks' is a slang for chickens but regardless, it seems to be a curse of some sort. Please, Mr. TheUnicorn, keep me informed whether you should grow an extra digit, anywhere.......
By JustWill at 05,Jul,15 07:26 other posts of JustWill 
That is an idiotic curse.
I prefer "Your head should grow in the ground like an onion."
By bella! at 05,Jul,15 08:31 other posts of bella! 
Your head growing in the ground like an onion? That sounds so American! But to kick your dunny door down sounds, sounds.....WILD!


Pssst......pssst...... this has been a busy week for me, I was blacklisted by a member in England, blacklisted by a former friend in Oz and now the ice cream on the cake, JohnS deleted me as his "friend". In the world of horse racing, a perfect "trifecta"!
By #132188 at 05,Jul,15 09:13
Wow your bro deleted you.... Yep and world peace is on the way.... Yada yada, I'm so sad now ...Not➡ hey look at that grassy knoll over there... ➡↘
By bella! at 05,Jul,15 09:22 other posts of bella! 
Me too, but only about my former friend in Oz.

By bella! at 05,Jul,15 20:35 other posts of bella! 
Thank you, admin, for removing my surname from this thread.









By #143536 at 04,Jul,15 21:46
I get asked that all the time..
By JustWill at 04,Jul,15 22:11 other posts of JustWill 
Do you actually LET the dog bite your coyote?
By #143536 at 05,Jul,15 12:35
Of course! It would just be rude not to




By bella! at 04,Jul,15 13:31 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, that sounds "unique", for sure. Well, collie-wobbles aside, it just shows that you've still got IT! Not sure what your IT factor is, but you definitely attracted a wild one. Do you think his dog had fleas?
By JustWill at 04,Jul,15 13:35 other posts of JustWill 
I'm not sure about the fleas, but his "dog" definitely has some issues.
I politely declined his offer, but I am worried that he won't handle my rejection well.
He really seems to be obsessed with me...






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