Sooo..I heard that last weekend 3 guys got hit by lightning at the nude area of South Beach. My take away is that there are 2 very important lessons to learn from this unfortunate incident (they all survived, btw),should you ever find yourself on a nude beach whilst a storm rolls in (I'm not one to judge):

1.Don't be so proud that you feel the need to stand up and flaunt your junk.

2. (This one goes against most men's very nature) Stay low and place yourself within safe proximity to someone with a much more vertically impressive lightning rod than your own.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.