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Started by #47610 at 17,Jun,10 20:16
Don't you just love a thread that's got a lot of potential, maybe a few scuffles or running gags, and out of the blue someone posts: "I'm a straight guy who wants to suck cock. Is that gay?" See, this would qualify as an overall discussion TOPIC, but is way out of right field if the topic is: PESTS: To ban or not to ban.

So this topic is for you. Post whatever you want, criticize me, talk about your monster cock, tiny cock, panty fetish, whatever, just please play by the rules, and for FUCK SAKE stay on topic!

PS: If you get verbally abusive or critical towards me, call me a pervert or whatever, please be advised: that is one of my fetishes. I might enjoy it!


Similar topics: 1.LEGALIZE IT   2.About sex with dead body.   3.to admin and anyone: about starting a topic, what do you think?   4.Isn't it frustrating when you start a new topic and a bunch of yahoos derail it with off-topic comments?   5.A Forum Topic  

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By #23212 at 01,Aug,10 04:04
'Non-Fat Half & Half' is last week's winner of 'Unclear on the Concept'.


By #8824 at 25,Jul,10 21:03
I like to put mustard on a big sausage before i eat it
By #23212 at 27,Jul,10 06:53
Like 'calamari en su propio tinto', I prefer them in their own 'cream sauce'.



By #23212 at 19,Jul,10 03:48
In the French language there are no actual words for 'seventy', 'eighty', or 'ninety'!
By #24286 at 19,Jul,10 06:49
There wasn't in Logans Run land either.
By #23212 at 20,Jul,10 00:14
But the French live longer--that 'Mediterranean Diet'.


By #53643 at 26,Jul,10 03:52
I would assume there is for '69', oui?
By #23212 at 26,Jul,10 04:20
Well, umm, last time I checked, '69' came before "seventy, eighty, and ninety", so I would suppose that in French they do say, soixante-neuf; but they stop there, as there is no 'seventy' word! Probably not a bad place to stop.




By #10886 at 19,Jul,10 22:17
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By #23212 at 24,Jul,10 06:42
So, fore, is this magnificent photo of yours your way of telling us that this fun Forum topic 'is a wrap'?



By #23212 at 05,Jul,10 01:37
'In loving memory' of he who got this idea started (perhaps?), and, more so to keep this very enjoyable thread on the first page:
'I WANT FAT DICK'.
By #47610 at 13,Jul,10 16:08
Oh, are you responsible for me finding my favorite thread at the top? Thanks, my friend
By #23212 at 18,Jul,10 03:47
Yes, and I'm doin' it again today.




By #53643 at 15,Jul,10 14:07
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
By #23212 at 15,Jul,10 23:48
Oh sure, but 'Cloud Eight' doesn't give you any Frequent Flier credit.



By #8824 at 14,Jul,10 16:32
i like porridge
By #59855 at 14,Jul,10 18:17
From Matt's Wife: I love the way everyone has ran with this topic. Everywhere. This is one of the funnest threads on here.
By #23212 at 15,Jul,10 23:45
And, although the Pope tried to warn him, it is God's favourite thread also.




By #8627 at 14,Jul,10 01:09
Got some good news today. My IQ test came back negative.
By #23212 at 14,Jul,10 04:51
Oh don't worry, you're now among many friends here.



By #8824 at 01,Jul,10 20:12
I must insist! This abuse of the rectum must stop now on medicinal grounds!
By #23212 at 02,Jul,10 00:21
"No asshole was harmed in the making of this Forum".
By #47610 at 13,Jul,10 16:04
Hey! What did you mean by that?
By #23212 at 14,Jul,10 04:48
"Dein Arschloch ein gute Lecken brauch."





By #53643 at 30,Jun,10 19:57
Right then, do you walk to work or do you bring your lunch?
By #23212 at 02,Jul,10 00:23
No, the chauffeur has the time off.



By #10886 at 01,Jul,10 02:18
I hate high humidity!
By #23212 at 02,Jul,10 00:19
Then your choosing to live in Florida was a very wise decision, friend.



By #23212 at 30,Jun,10 06:01
Please don't blame me for so many postings here--Mr. 'face2ride' demanded this of me, or else!


By #53643 at 29,Jun,10 13:57
The band is just fantastic; that is really what I think.
Oh, by the way, which one is Pink?
By #23212 at 30,Jun,10 05:56
Deh's all pink inside, deary.



By #24286 at 29,Jun,10 10:54
Anyone got any idea where my TV remote is? Can't find the fucker anywhere and I'm sick of the news channel.
By #23212 at 30,Jun,10 05:54
Aren't you wondering why you're so constipated by now?



By #78593 at 29,Jun,10 05:17
She's your mother. You tell her.
By #23212 at 30,Jun,10 05:54
I tried to, but she said that she was once married.



By #53643 at 29,Jun,10 02:05
Just be yourself; everybody else is already taken.
By #23212 at 29,Jun,10 02:25
I tried that once, but the brakes failed.



By #30712 at 18,Jun,10 09:01
i drink too much....
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 19:55
Then you should try standing up when you pee!
By #69089 at 20,Jun,10 04:48
That didnt work out to well for me when i got drunk once i found out i can pee when standing up and fall into my shower at the same time.
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:19
That's why guys like to help girls go pee.
By #69089 at 22,Jun,10 04:52
yea i learned to always only drink to get drunk alone.
By #23212 at 22,Jun,10 05:08
I actually meant some fun 'water sports' play between good, caring friends, never any kind of 'taking advantage' stuff.
By #69089 at 23,Jun,10 05:22
oh i have not tried that yet. do you have any stores?
By #23212 at 24,Jun,10 00:21
Of course! Lots! IMHO, 'water sports' is a very exciting sex play activity!
By #69089 at 24,Jun,10 12:51
well why dont you tell a few stories
By #23212 at 26,Jun,10 01:53
I could, but they would seem more appropriate in a Forum topic on 'Water Sports' or something like that, rather than in this one??
By #47610 at 26,Jun,10 02:25
Yeah, what's the big idea of having this cohesive thread run so long? I have a friend who gets these fatty deposits right around the forehead?
By #23212 at 26,Jun,10 03:42
Well duh! That's one of the main purposes of pipi play--reducing forehead "fatty deposits", and I always like to help those in need.
I don't do "cohesive" though--too sticky!

By #23212 at 27,Jun,10 06:04
The highest mountain in Canada is Mt. Trudeau, formerly Mt. Logan. The Yukon Territorial Government, upon the request of the Holland America Cruise line, has banned all forms of anal sex activity on the top 1000 meters.
By #47610 at 27,Jun,10 11:44
Fuck 'em!
By #23212 at 29,Jun,10 00:37
No thanks, Princess Cruises are much more fun for fucking.















By #53643 at 24,Jun,10 20:52
Ponder me this:
You go horse back riding with your Uncle Jack; at the end of the ride, he has difficulty, hes stuck in the saddle.
So, do you tell him too bad? or do you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?
By #23212 at 26,Jun,10 01:58
Monterrey Jack cheese is considerably milder than aged Cheddar!
Why bother having a Jack in your car--just call the AAA, and they'll jack your uncle AND his car.
Got to go now--'uncle' Jack is calling.

By #69089 at 27,Jun,10 04:42
im just happy they call the horse JACK CUM QUICKLY!
By #23212 at 27,Jun,10 06:47
Well it's better than 'Mariah', and besides that's already taken.




By #8824 at 22,Jun,10 16:35
i don`t iron my underpants
By #23212 at 24,Jun,10 00:47
Of course. People go over to Switzerland for that!



By #8824 at 23,Jun,10 21:18
Thing is, when i scratch it in the upside-down position, it happens the other way around. Just like they say on the TV
By #23212 at 24,Jun,10 00:41
Yeah, I tried that too, but I swallowed it.



By #10886 at 18,Jun,10 09:26
Folks say that I have ADD......I think that is just........oh look! A kitty!!!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:20
Ritalin is a known foreskin shrinker--just look at what happened to many of us here!
By #47610 at 23,Jun,10 18:56
Never cared for the stuff. Interferes with my daydreaming!
By #23212 at 24,Jun,10 00:19
Well, I would sure think so! Isn't 'ADD', Advanced Daytime Dreaming syndrome?





By #76763 at 19,Jun,10 20:45
Sorry,I forgot the original topic.Anyone know what it was?
By #59848 at 19,Jun,10 22:14
Chicken salad sandwiches
By #44121 at 20,Jun,10 02:03
I just hope it ain't Pub (Bar) jokes.
By #47610 at 20,Jun,10 02:19
Oh, Joni, that so topical of you!
By #44121 at 20,Jun,10 14:04
No it ain't, I'm usually on the bottom!!!!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 02:13
Ooooh, that's a good one, joni!

By #47610 at 21,Jun,10 05:59
Oh, can you recommend a good lube? (He says in a vain attempt to drag things back off topic)
By #23212 at 22,Jun,10 03:26
Well both anchovy paste and wasabi now come in tubes, and ready for immediate use.








By #35740 at 21,Jun,10 04:31
Where is the restroom?
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:17
Go out the back door through M?xico, climb down the big staircase to Honduras, jump across to their Isla de Roat?n, then jump over to Grand Cayman, go to the Scotiabank building in the centre of the city, and it's just behind the phone booth there. Hope you make it in time. (And it's called a 'washroom' there.)
By #24286 at 21,Jun,10 22:14
And a Shithouse here, among other things!
By #23212 at 22,Jun,10 03:06
Hmmmm, try asking someone in Canada for that, and you're likely to be directed to the nearest pub.
And my Brit friend, I have recently been told, quite honestly, by a resident there, that the large American city called, St. Louis, is often referred to as, 'The Loo'.





By #23212 at 18,Jun,10 04:12
So, you claim to be "808". Is that your very low IQ in metric measurement, or do you think that all the Europeans, etc. on this site will know exactly where that is? Perhaps all that heat and humidity (in Hawaii, good grief) has shrunk more than just your hairy dick? When the sand from all those beaches gets caught in all that excessive hair in your asshole, do you just leave it all there? FIFA y Copa Mondial!
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 20:33
That's it! You're off the guest list at my next tupperware party, SMART GUY!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 01:17
Oh no . But you said that you have a "fetish" for verbal criticisms, and "might enjoy it"?? So first I'm 'invited' to give you a witty, critical comment, now my 'party invitation' is withdrawn?? What can I do now? Perhaps I'll just go to the mountains in '403', and rejoice that I'm not in your '808' heat and humidity!
By #47610 at 21,Jun,10 05:45
I never said I don't talk back! How ever would I get punished if I was a pushover?
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:08
Alright, 'talking back' is OK when you're in '808', but when you come for your face ride in the mountains of '403', you'll have to speak softly, only bring your ATTACHED 'big stick'; and I'll make sure you get 'pushed over' enough to fill all that Tupperware? with your cum.
By #47610 at 21,Jun,10 06:16
Sounds like a date! Finally somebody GETS IT!!!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:45
Of course I did. That's why it's 'Dr. ...', not "Mr. ...". And when are you coming to the mountains of '403' to 'get it'?








By #19575 at 18,Jun,10 05:30
I actually like the feature "Admin" added under social to see what members have been on my page !!! ....... "What do you think about it" ???
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 20:30
I ate crayons once. Vomited in technicolor that night. Funny, but true!
By #69089 at 20,Jun,10 04:47
i was chewing on a gel pen one time and it exploded in my mouth.. i almost did the same thing as you.
By #47610 at 20,Jun,10 05:57
After viewing your photos, I know how you pen must have felt!
By #69089 at 21,Jun,10 03:59
well i would hope you would give more warning where the pen didnt
By #47610 at 21,Jun,10 05:16
Yeah? 5-4-3-2-1, and? boom goes the dynamite!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:38
"5-4-3-2-1"?? Oh how romantic! How about, "Oooh... awww.....aieee..., I'm cum......"?






By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 02:04
I think that if you have 'members ON your page', you should get them off of it right away, so that there's room for us to VISIT your page.



By #27618 at 18,Jun,10 12:33
I forgot to say to our friend "face2ride",,,,,,

enjoy your fetishes...
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 19:53
Trying! But I need somebody to hold the chicken!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 06:26
I would, if you'd only keep your donkey from goosing me.

[May George & Gracie bless all our souls! ]




By #59848 at 18,Jun,10 05:34
Pizza sure is good
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 20:27
COME TO MY PAGE AND COMMENT ON MY PEPPERONI!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 02:10
Hold the yucky pepperoni, and extra pineapple please, 'Mr. 808'.
By #47610 at 21,Jun,10 05:11
I resemble that remark!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 05:29
Well you also resemble your grandfather, but he went on to produce children anyways.






By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 03:26
If you no longer wish to view or receive postings such as these, push '8' on your telephone keypad, to be added to our 'Do Not Joke With' List. (Para Espa?ol, oprima el asterisco.)


By #8824 at 20,Jun,10 15:23
It wasn`t there anymore! Perhaps i should look for a piece of string!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 02:17
No need to, you can just tie up your balls with a shoelace (Schn?rsenkel).



By COCKSUCKERSLUT at 18,Jun,10 02:14 other posts of COCKSUCKERSLUT 
ARE YOUR COCK BIGGER WHEN IT GETS HARD ?

YOU ARE ASKING FOR ITY ARNT YOU ? YA PENCIL DICKED GEEK FREAK PERVERT BASTARD WANKER.
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 19:58
Do you think Max Hardcore is cute in a totally icky kind of way?
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 02:01
Duh??? He is definitely NOT cute; it's his 'cute' GIRLS that got him in trouble--he's 'an adult film maker' (well they are ALL supposed to be adults )




By #23212 at 19,Jun,10 00:53
And honestly, this has been quite an impressive collection of creative humour here, folks! I do feel among friends!
By #59848 at 19,Jun,10 02:23
You know what's really impressive? Swimming pools
By #23212 at 19,Jun,10 05:07
What are "swimming pools"? Are they edible?
By #44121 at 19,Jun,10 12:42
"Swimming Pools", activated cum pools.
By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 19:41
OK, I"m like totally RAGING HARD now!!! I'm also laughing so much, I should really be wearing a cup. I could strain something vital!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 01:56
If you're laughing so hard you're going to pee, then don't bother with "a cup" dammit, when a few of us could 'help' you otherwise.





By #47610 at 19,Jun,10 19:50
Feeling among friends is important! You should probably start with hugs, though. Groping might seem a little forward!
By #23212 at 21,Jun,10 01:09
Thank you. And as per your 'smiley', I always start with kisses, before 'anything further'. And when my partner and I are very turned on, "groping" is hardly where we stop!

Quite honestly though, for many months, I've been posting quite a number of humourous comments, among more serious ones too, and have wondered a bit if my humour has not been appreciated?




By #23212 at 19,Jun,10 00:51
Didn't he say that the topic here is: "PESTS: To ban or not to ban?? Well I think that Right-Guard? works much better on ant pits than Ban?. Anyone else found this?


By MoeJoe at 18,Jun,10 18:12 other posts of MoeJoe 
I think I'll take a shit.....


By #59848 at 17,Jun,10 20:39
The weather today was just great. I even mowed the lawn and washed my car. How's your baseball team doing?





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