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Started by #491031 at 19,May,19 00:13
This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff".


Similar topics: 1.About sex with dead body.   2.big dick question?   3.I Do Not Like This Topic...   4.All this damn silliness...   5.What's got YOUR panties in a knot?  

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By #491031 at 10,Jun,20 01:16
I just found this old comment another member made about me in the Forum:

"He is the epitaph of stupidity."

Yep.
I'll just let that speak for itself.
By bella! at 10,Jun,20 03:06 other posts of bella! 
Seriously, someone said you're the "epitaph of stupidity"? That's really funny, in a STOOOPID way!
By #491031 at 10,Jun,20 10:48
Yep.

HERE LIES STUPIDITY
IT WAS CLUELESS REGARDING IRONY


By #551482 at 10,Jun,20 17:23
Iґd rather be the epitaph of stupidity

than the upiditaph of ependipidopity

or something like that

time for more beer
By biggg at 03,Jul,22 17:16 other posts of biggg 
oh. i think this was me before i left the site. But now oyґm back. Maybe itґs the phepiat of dipustity (wow this sounds nice and important)
By #681164 at 22,Jun,23 16:32





By #491031 at 27,May,20 12:42
The Forum Topic "Show Me Your Erected Dick" has always made my head kinda hurty.
Not because of the content (I love a nice picture of a handsome stiffy!), but because "erected" doesn't mean what the original poster THINKS it means.
Unless, of course, his intent was to see photos of "constructed" peckers and everyone else just got it wrong...
By bella! at 27,May,20 16:58 other posts of bella! 
To date, do you think that it is possible that 486 posters got it wrong? The members continue to post pictures of their erected dicks, so much for your head being kinda hurty.


/forum/thread.php?id=27044#487


By the way, as a child, did you ever receive an erector set? If so, how did you utilize it? Hmmmmmmm......????
By #491031 at 27,May,20 20:57
Of course I believe that all 486 posters got it wrong. Do you think that my views about the intelligence of the human race changed while I was away?

Until one of those pics displays a dingus made of lumber or bricks, the whole thing is just WRONG!

I did have an erector set as a child. I used it for a while, then moved on to microscopes and chemistry sets. They were much more interesting.
I used it to make the sort of stuff that erector sets were created to make. However, I was not allowed to play with my erections at the dinner table...
By bella! at 27,May,20 21:28 other posts of bella! 
Well, I guess if you are required to put your hands on your lap to avoid elbows on the table, whatever happens, happens!



By bella! at 30,May,20 17:25 other posts of bella! 
If you found "Show Me Your Erected Dick" curious, there seems to be a companion thread, "how do you rate an erected dick.....".

/forum/thread.php?id=27846#10
By #491031 at 31,May,20 00:25
You rate it by the quality of the craftsmanship that went into building it.
D'uh
By bella! at 31,May,20 02:36 other posts of bella! 
Oh, no you don't! You make it sound as though the rating process is something that everyone is aware of and mister, I'm here to tell you that you would be wrong! Where is it documented, the quality and craftsmanship "standards" of an erected dick? There aren't any, that's why! GOTCHA!
By #491031 at 31,May,20 12:48
The "standards" are all determined by local and state law.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
Before erecting a dick, make sure you have the proper permits, and that your construction is to local and state code.
A person can be fined for a poorly erected penis.
By bella! at 31,May,20 13:23 other posts of bella! 
There you go, flipping it back onto me!
By #491031 at 04,Jun,20 20:00
Of course.
What's your point?
By Gntlmn at 02,Jul,22 22:06 other posts of Gntlmn 
There's likely no lien involved...









By #491031 at 23,Jun,22 19:14
Bumping your old posts up to the top of the forum seems to be a thing now, so I am doing it too!


By Sir-Skittles at 26,Jul,21 18:04 other posts of Sir-Skittles 
The Saggy Granny and White Precious still need more specific instructions
By #592419 at 26,Jul,21 18:13
They need to try a little harder by not being singled out as fakes and stupid fakes.



By Dev01 at 03,Jun,21 02:28 other posts of Dev01 
Glad you are back. Hope all is okay
By bella! at 03,Jun,21 03:35 other posts of bella! 
Good to see that you returned, too!
By Dev01 at 03,Jun,21 03:59 other posts of Dev01 
Thankyou . Sometimes life gets busy.


By #491031 at 03,Jun,21 20:59
All is going well, thanks.
Glad to see you're here, too.
By Sir-Skittles at 26,Jul,21 18:03 other posts of Sir-Skittles 




By #642199 at 03,Jun,21 02:07
How is the hottest girl on this site, give me a chuckle. Like how does one measure the hotness in Fahrenheit or Celsius? How hot does she have to be to be considered the hottest girl on the site? Once that is determined, at that point can we ask how she is?
By #491031 at 03,Jun,21 20:58
Spontaneous Human Combustion?
I saw that on an episode of the X-Files, I think.
By #642199 at 03,Jun,21 21:24
I remember that episode.


By phart at 04,Jun,21 00:54 other posts of phart 
Like i said in that thread ,unless i can check them with my "thermometer" I have no way of knowing if they are hot or not.



By #491031 at 26,Jun,20 20:46
In case you are wondering:

The Forum topic PUFFY PUSSY LIPS is NOT about a cat having some type of allergic reaction.
By #642199 at 03,Jun,21 02:08
Damn it. I do love a good cat allergy tale.



By #491031 at 05,Jun,20 00:03
There is a Forum Topic labeled "LOOSE PUSSY!".

It is not about an escaped cat.
By #551147 at 10,Jun,20 07:20
ROFLMAO 😄😆🤣😂 Good one!
By #491031 at 10,Jun,20 10:37
It made me sad.
I thought I was going to read a charming story about someone's pet.




By #491031 at 04,Jun,20 23:58
Regarding the "How many cocks your wife sucked?" topic:

No matter what number she told you, she is lying.
By bella! at 10,Jun,20 03:01 other posts of bella! 
Really, JustWill, she's lying?



By #491031 at 27,May,20 21:02
A weird Forum Topic:

"If you secretly own sex toys, where do you hide them?"

If I told you that, they wouldn't be SECRET anymore, now would they?
By bella! at 27,May,20 21:29 other posts of bella! 
It's just impossible for you to keep a secret! Why do you seem to enjoy stirring things up?
By Ray10754 at 27,May,20 21:49 other posts of Ray10754 
Best place to hide them would be with the other STUFF!!
By bella! at 27,May,20 23:04 other posts of bella! 
Uh, the best place to stir crap up is definitely there!

By #491031 at 28,May,20 01:34
Ray, just because it is you, I am not going to get all ranty about how you snuck some damn "stuff" in here...


By #491031 at 28,May,20 01:38
I do not "stir things up".
I merely point out goofy crap, and things just get all stirred up around me.

It is not my fault that my World View is a tad left of center...


By bella! at 27,May,20 23:12 other posts of bella! 
By the way, one of my favorite thread titles is; Married? Does your wife know?

Could it even be possible that she wouldn't? And if she was unaware, what could have possibly happened that would leave her clueless?
By #491031 at 28,May,20 01:36
Maybe she is a mail-order bride who doesn't speak the same language and just thinks she is on a really long vacation?
By bella! at 28,May,20 01:38 other posts of bella! 
Oh, now that IS a possibility! Good answer!
By #491031 at 28,May,20 01:45
"Good Answer" is my middle name.
No, wait...Ian is my middle name.
I need a nap...
By bella! at 28,May,20 01:52 other posts of bella! 
It's 21:51 where you are. Forget the nap, pack it in and call it a day.

By 2nice at 28,May,20 03:16 other posts of 2nice 
Ian, is not your middle name.
By #491031 at 28,May,20 10:48
It's not?
Oh, hell, I have been a forger all these years...








By kebmo at 28,May,20 00:34 other posts of kebmo 
Wind can not be seen.
By bella! at 28,May,20 00:39 other posts of bella! 
And?
By kebmo at 28,May,20 01:02 other posts of kebmo 
That's all. The next time someone says that they can see the wind or look at the wind you'll remember it.
By dgraff at 28,May,20 01:06 other posts of dgraff 
But it’s moves the tree limbs so in a sense I can see it
By kebmo at 28,May,20 01:08 other posts of kebmo 
You see the effects of the wind but not the wind itself. If there were no trees there you wouldn't see anything but the wind would still be blowing.
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Deep thoughts, by Kebmo.
By dgraff at 28,May,20 01:12 other posts of dgraff 
True but I would know it’s there





By #583549 at 28,May,20 01:19
And the clouds are moved by it also.In a sense it can be seen by it's effect on the earth and sky.

By #491031 at 28,May,20 01:33
I can see the wind.
Then again, I have voices in my head, so what the hell do I know?



By #491031 at 26,May,20 00:09
Well, after over a year, I've finally figured out what this Forum Topic will be about!


By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:57
To the guy who posted the "How many cocks have you sucked?" thread:
Are we talking DIFFERENT cocks, or are we talking the same handful of cocks many different TIMES?

My number will be MUCH different depending on which way we are going here...


By #491031 at 25,May,20 16:42
Found an old Forum Topic entitled:
SUCKING ANOTHER COCK.
The text of the original post just says "Am I weird about thinking about wanting suck another cock."
The whole thing just left me with so many questions.
How many cocks have you sucked prior to posting your question?
Are you talking about sucking them all in a row, or about taking a short break in between?
Have you been told that there is some sort of legal limit on the number of cocks you are permitted to suck?
Are you certain that the desire to "think about wanting" to suck another cock is REALLY the thing that makes you weird?
By bella! at 25,May,20 17:03 other posts of bella! 
Would you find it weird if I tell you that you have a "soopa sexy" mind?
By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:29
I always find the phrase "soopa sexy" to be highly disturbing.
By bella! at 25,May,20 23:38 other posts of bella! 
Oh, c'mon! Jeebus, saying that I find your mind to be soopa sexy is the highest form of flattery!
By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:50
My mind is not a sex object, dammit!
It just wants to be appreciated for its...um...mind...

(Plus, the "soopa" part always makes me think of chicken noodle)


By bella! at 25,May,20 23:41 other posts of bella! 
BTW, ( ✰ Y ✰ ) Just popping by to say G'day !!! I hope you had a super sexy day, and stay safe!
By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:48
You're not the Boss of me!
I will stay safe by my own choosing, and not because some random "G'day"er orders me to!






By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:32
Speaking of odd Forum Topics...

MEN: WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS SIZE SCALE? is also problematic.
The headline begs the question "Size scale of WHAT?"
Dude, we need SPECIFICS here.
Are we to assume that, just because this is a sex site, you're talking PENIS size?
If that is the case, why did you need to specify MEN at the start?
Do Women have penises that we haven't been informed about?

The body of the original post just makes things even MORE confusing, but I will get into that once someone confirms that we are, in fact, talking about peckers...


By #491031 at 19,May,19 14:40
The fact that Count Dracula and I are never on this site at the same time is proof that I am not Count Dracula.
By furluvr at 20,May,19 15:26 other posts of furluvr 
Leaving aside your flawed logic, what if this site is really a mirror?
By #491031 at 20,May,19 18:33
My logic is never flawed. There is always madness to my method.
--------------------------------------- added after 5 minutes

On a more philosophical note:
Of course this site is a mirror. It is a microcosmic reflection of society. When you stare into the SYD, the SYD stares back at you.

And, yes, that just made my head all hurty.
By furluvr at 21,May,19 00:20 other posts of furluvr 
Oh, poor Will! Here, let me handle your head until you feel better.

And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.

The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.
By phart at 21,May,19 00:22 other posts of phart 
Well something that never has made sense to me is how Count Dracula is always clean shaven if he can't see himself in the damn mirror?
By bella! at 21,May,19 00:25 other posts of bella! 
Holy crap, phart, you are absolutely correct!

By furluvr at 21,May,19 00:30 other posts of furluvr 
I dunno. Perhaps because he's dead, his beard doesn't grow.
By #551482 at 25,May,20 21:53
Nope, heґs undead. Probably has a Philishave

By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:28
He has a beard and mustache in Stoker's novel. Movies and TV got it wrong!


By #491031 at 25,May,20 23:27
That's just in the movies. In the original story--the novel--Dracula has a full mustache. Later on in the story, he grows a beard.


By bella! at 21,May,19 00:27 other posts of bella! 
He might be feeling bad now that you pointed out his misunderstanding about Count Dracula. What do you know about Rocket Raccoon? JustWill is an expert.
By furluvr at 21,May,19 00:30 other posts of furluvr 
Rocket is my favorite Guardian. And Will definitely gives him a run for his money.

I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.







By #491031 at 15,Jun,19 21:34
As a follow-up to an earlier "Note to Self":

asswipe

That is all.


By #491031 at 04,Jun,19 18:06
Odd Statements Found in the Forum:

A guy wrote: "I have noticed lately that my dick seems to be getting thicker and longer".

Right. It's called a BONER, Dude. It's supposed to do that.
D'uh.
By #580336 at 04,Jun,19 18:56
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

By bella! at 04,Jun,19 23:15 other posts of bella! 
Is duh spelled "duh" or "d'uh"?
By #491031 at 05,Jun,19 00:31
Yes.
By bella! at 05,Jun,19 04:04 other posts of bella! 
Thank you for the clarification.





By #491031 at 01,Jun,19 20:47
Earlier today, while scrolling through the forum, I found this comment in the middle of a random thread:

"Any body wants to suck my dick"

That's it. A totally random, un-punctuated and incomplete thought, just sitting there...staring at me. Like the guy fell into a coma before he could finish.
It has troubled me all damn day.

I also found this lovely forum topic:

"what you think of my horse cock. makes them all gasp and pass out when its rammed up them girls"

The posting member has long ago deleted his account. This is sad because, given what he posted, he seems like such a charming fellow.
By #551147 at 01,Jun,19 23:48
😄😆🤣😂 You crack me up!
By phart at 02,Jun,19 01:18 other posts of phart 
If mine was the size of a horse's,I would probably still not be getting any. A local fellow is known to have 14 inches and his wife has been to the hospital at least twice because of it. A dick that is WAY to big,is just as much a problem as a little 1 like mine that causes me to dribble on my shoes if I am not careful.




By #491031 at 01,Jun,19 01:41
Since generic, non-personalized, "welcome" messages seem to be all the rage here, I have decided on my very own:

"Sir/Madam/Other (choose as many as apply to you),
I see that you have a penis/vagina (circle the term which best represents the organ displayed).
It looks very much like (the genitalia indicated).
Nice work."
By dgraff at 01,Jun,19 02:42 other posts of dgraff 
Now that's a great greeting



By #491031 at 26,May,19 16:48
As a reminder: "Remember to stay soopa sexy"!
Wouldn't want you to forget and accidentally slide into the "average sexy" or "not sexy at all" categories.
This is not an order, but merely a suggestion.
The choice is yours.
I won't remind you again.
By phart at 26,May,19 20:58 other posts of phart 
Accidently hell, I stumbled,farted and fell right into the "Not sexy at all" catogory a long time ago! And it is a deep ditch to climb out of! Aint made it yet!
By 2nice at 27,May,19 00:35 other posts of 2nice 


By bella! at 27,May,19 02:20 other posts of bella! 
This is what it says, in part; "and remember to stay super sexy Always"

I would bet that message makes every new member feel "super" special!
By dgraff at 27,May,19 02:48 other posts of dgraff 
It did not make me feel special when I received that message some 4 years ago once I checked out the page I was kinda grossed out

By #491031 at 27,May,19 05:03
She leaves the same comment on every new member's page. The point is that it is a fatuous remark, intended to draw attention to the person who left the comment, and not a sincere (or personal) note to the member being "welcomed".
By dgraff at 27,May,19 13:54 other posts of dgraff 
I'm here two years longer then her but I remember her appearance well my eyes have never recovered


By #491031 at 31,May,19 16:17
It's like getting junk mail.
By bella! at 31,May,19 19:35 other posts of bella! 
You know, that's really what it is comparable to. JUNK MAIL, stupid stuff, nothing personal, the same identical crap that is directed to each and every neighbor in your neighborhood.
By #491031 at 31,May,19 20:17
Exactly.
That makes the generic greeting totally worthless.
No thought goes into it.
It isn't a true greeting, it is an advertisement to draw notice to the sender, rather than an honest welcome.
Anyone who says differently is a nitwit.






By #491031 at 29,May,19 16:18
Note to self: If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
I have no objection to playing with it, that's what it's for, after all. I just like to keep it honest.


By veryshyguy at 27,May,19 05:27 other posts of veryshyguy 
Well if I can't use the "S" word what about these British equivalents: rubbish · nonsense · twaddle · balderdash · claptrap · gibberish · drivel · poppycock · tripe · bunk · piffle · bosh · bilge · hot air · hogwash · hooey · baloney · mumbo jumbo.

Would any of those be acceptable?
By #491031 at 27,May,19 11:58
As a rule, I am not a fan of equivalents, but I will let hogwash and poppycock slide.
Claptrap, however, is a non-starter.
By veryshyguy at 27,May,19 17:16 other posts of veryshyguy 




By #491031 at 27,May,19 00:23
Note to Self: Stop being surprised when crazy people say and do crazy things. That is, after all, what crazy people do for a living.


By #491031 at 26,May,19 15:18
Note to self: Remember to use the term "asswipe" around here more often.
By bella! at 26,May,19 15:35 other posts of bella! 
Why not? It's a terrific word and I like it.

By #584076 at 26,May,19 16:05
It would almost appear mandatory!



By #491031 at 21,May,19 20:15
Fun Fact: I only actually give a flying fuck on the second Tuesday of every week. Every other day, the fucks I give are wingless.


By #491031 at 19,May,19 01:38
For a second, I was going to make this topic about WEIRD THINGS YOU'VE STUCK UP YOUR BUTT.
Then I realized that I don't particular give a damn about what you have shoved up your keister.
That's YOUR dang business, you perv.
Besides, anybody who is anybody knows that the only thing you should ever shove up your butt is a TOASTER.
End of subject.
By furluvr at 19,May,19 05:43 other posts of furluvr 
What about a hat?
By #580336 at 19,May,19 06:09
Could you smoke it?
By furluvr at 19,May,19 06:11 other posts of furluvr 
I thought that went without saying...
By #580336 at 19,May,19 06:11
Would it be before or after?
By furluvr at 19,May,19 06:13 other posts of furluvr 
During.
By #580336 at 19,May,19 06:14
Oh, impressive 😂
By furluvr at 19,May,19 06:17 other posts of furluvr 
Yes. Will is very impressive. Particularly his humility.







By furluvr at 19,May,19 06:12 other posts of furluvr 
What about weird things I've STUFFED up my butt? Or weird STUFF I've stuck in my butt? I have so many questions!
By #491031 at 19,May,19 13:39
What did I say about using the "S" word? You are grounded, Mister!
By furluvr at 19,May,19 15:50 other posts of furluvr 
You can’t ground, me! You’re not my REAL dad!!!! My REAL dad would let me say any STUFF I want!!!!!
By #491031 at 20,May,19 14:48
I'm not a REAL Dad, but I play one on TV.
By bella! at 20,May,19 15:12 other posts of bella! 
YOU ARE NOT ON TV!
By #491031 at 20,May,19 15:18
You're just not watching the right channel.

By furluvr at 20,May,19 15:19 other posts of furluvr 
Shhhh! Will’s having one of his fugue states again. If you wake him, he’ll do all sorts of STUFF!
By #491031 at 20,May,19 15:21
I'm right HERE, Man! I can hear you.
How rude!
By furluvr at 20,May,19 15:37 other posts of furluvr 
See, he’s imagining STUFF again. Poor Will! Just smile and nod.

By #489701 at 20,May,19 18:18
Something's wrong. Will's profile must have been hacked. He would NEVER misspell "you're" like that.
By #491031 at 20,May,19 18:32
That's what happens when Will changes his train of thought in mid-comment.











By 2nice at 19,May,19 00:48 other posts of 2nice 
I love it when Will reminds me why he is so awesome.
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:49
Mr Yumm, I shouldn't HAVE to remind you, dammit!
--------------------------------------- added after 118 seconds

Hi, this is the Management again.
Sorry.
Will's Brain seems to be stuck in "egotistical prick" mode.
We are going to try whacking it with a hammer and see if that works.
By phart at 19,May,19 02:06 other posts of phart 
I have a good choice of hammers you can pick from from watch makers hammers on up to a 20 pound sledge!
By #491031 at 19,May,19 02:07
I will get back to you on that. I think I will need the one that causes as little dain bramage as possible...

By 2nice at 19,May,19 02:10 other posts of 2nice 
Will, does not need that type of hammer. He needs a special type 2nice hammer.

That should sort it out.
By #491031 at 19,May,19 02:15
I truly believe that this is the first time a guy has offered to whack me in the brain with his hammer.
By 2nice at 19,May,19 02:19 other posts of 2nice 
I wasn’t thinking about your brain...

By phart at 19,May,19 02:21 other posts of phart 
Well,uh,I was offering the use of any of my multiable hammers. If your head is really hard,I think I have a couple plastic and lead hammers that absorb the shock so it don't break anything?







By bella! at 19,May,19 00:18 other posts of bella! 
Will this Forum Topic showcase your superior intelligence, professor?
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:23
How could it not?
--------------------------------------- added after 80 seconds

Okay that sounded a bit conceited. Perhaps I should apologize.
--------------------------------------- added after 107 seconds

Nah. I'll let it stand.
By bella! at 19,May,19 00:24 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, what a dumb question for me to ask. I'm sorry.
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:27
Oh, that's quite alright. Nobody is perfect. Well, mostly nobody...
By bella! at 19,May,19 00:28 other posts of bella! 
Are you close to perfection?
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:30
Close? Not at all. Only Rocket Raccoon is perfect, and I am no Rocket Raccoon.




By bella! at 19,May,19 00:27 other posts of bella! 
You have never apologized for being more intelligent than the average person, why apologize now?
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:28
In some circles, I have been apologizing for it my entire life.
By bella! at 19,May,19 00:30 other posts of bella! 
It's too bad that the average person does not recognize your superior intelligence and interprets your sarcasm as arrogance.
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:31
It also bothers me when they interpret my arrogance as sarcasm.
By bella! at 19,May,19 00:33 other posts of bella! 
Believe me, you have had me fooled a number of times. And I thought it was sarcasm..... well played! Bravo!
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:36
Oh...THAT! No, no...that WAS sarcasm. Honestly.

Seriously, you don't see the guys on here apologizing for having a big dingus. Why should I apologize for having a big brain?
--------------------------------------- added after 6 minutes

The Management of this Form Topic would like to apologize for the arrogant statements made by Will here.
His Brain was "riffing", and things took an unintended conceited turn.
He does that some times.
We are having it looked into, and hope to have it repaired shortly.
By bella! at 19,May,19 00:43 other posts of bella! 
You are so logical and what you said makes so much sense. Why should you be apologetic for having a big brain!? Duh!
By #491031 at 19,May,19 00:48
Logic will be my Doom.
By #489701 at 19,May,19 01:08
I apologize for having a big dingus...oh wait, i was dreaming again.
By 2nice at 19,May,19 01:21 other posts of 2nice 
Big dingus’s are overrated.
By #491031 at 19,May,19 01:25
I do not disagree. However, you don't see many "Please rate my handsome, but average-sized, dingus" threads around these parts.
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And when is the last time you read a comment saying: "Damn, Dude! Your pecker looks so friendly"?
By #584076 at 19,May,19 01:59
I'd just like to state for the record that in my humble opinion, your dingus appears quite amiable!
By #491031 at 19,May,19 02:04
Gosh, thanks!
I have worked hard teaching it to be polite and companionable.
Pleased to see it has paid off.
By #584076 at 19,May,19 02:15
Well...
It's nice to see a well trained one...
Seems to be a lot of 'em online these days with not an ounce of social discourse at their tips.





By #491031 at 19,May,19 01:32
"I'm dreaming of a Big Dingus,
Just like the ones I used to know.
When I can't hold my bliss in
As I see pre-cum glisten,
And I know that's the one I want to blow."
By #489701 at 19,May,19 01:34
That's just pure genius...
By #491031 at 19,May,19 01:34
Thank you.
I made it all by myself.


















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