| This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff". |
"He is the epitaph of stupidity."
Yep.
I'll just let that speak for itself.
HERE LIES STUPIDITY
IT WAS CLUELESS REGARDING IRONY
than the upiditaph of ependipidopity
or something like that
time for more beer
Not because of the content (I love a nice picture of a handsome stiffy!), but because "erected" doesn't mean what the original poster THINKS it means.
Unless, of course, his intent was to see photos of "constructed" peckers and everyone else just got it wrong...
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By the way, as a child, did you ever receive an erector set? If so, how did you utilize it? Hmmmmmmm......????
Until one of those pics displays a dingus made of lumber or bricks, the whole thing is just WRONG!
I did have an erector set as a child. I used it for a while, then moved on to microscopes and chemistry sets. They were much more interesting.
I used it to make the sort of stuff that erector sets were created to make. However, I was not allowed to play with my erections at the dinner table...
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D'uh
Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
Before erecting a dick, make sure you have the proper permits, and that your construction is to local and state code.
A person can be fined for a poorly erected penis.
What's your point?
Glad to see you're here, too.
I saw that on an episode of the X-Files, I think.
The Forum topic PUFFY PUSSY LIPS is NOT about a cat having some type of allergic reaction.
It is not about an escaped cat.
I thought I was going to read a charming story about someone's pet.
No matter what number she told you, she is lying.
"If you secretly own sex toys, where do you hide them?"
If I told you that, they wouldn't be SECRET anymore, now would they?
I merely point out goofy crap, and things just get all stirred up around me.
It is not my fault that my World View is a tad left of center...
Could it even be possible that she wouldn't? And if she was unaware, what could have possibly happened that would leave her clueless?
No, wait...Ian is my middle name.
I need a nap...
Oh, hell, I have been a forger all these years...
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Deep thoughts, by Kebmo.
Then again, I have voices in my head, so what the hell do I know?
Are we talking DIFFERENT cocks, or are we talking the same handful of cocks many different TIMES?
My number will be MUCH different depending on which way we are going here...
SUCKING ANOTHER COCK.
The text of the original post just says "Am I weird about thinking about wanting suck another cock."
The whole thing just left me with so many questions.
How many cocks have you sucked prior to posting your question?
Are you talking about sucking them all in a row, or about taking a short break in between?
Have you been told that there is some sort of legal limit on the number of cocks you are permitted to suck?
Are you certain that the desire to "think about wanting" to suck another cock is REALLY the thing that makes you weird?
It just wants to be appreciated for its...um...mind...
(Plus, the "soopa" part always makes me think of chicken noodle)
I will stay safe by my own choosing, and not because some random "G'day"er orders me to!
MEN: WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS SIZE SCALE? is also problematic.
The headline begs the question "Size scale of WHAT?"
Dude, we need SPECIFICS here.
Are we to assume that, just because this is a sex site, you're talking PENIS size?
If that is the case, why did you need to specify MEN at the start?
Do Women have penises that we haven't been informed about?
The body of the original post just makes things even MORE confusing, but I will get into that once someone confirms that we are, in fact, talking about peckers...
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On a more philosophical note:
Of course this site is a mirror. It is a microcosmic reflection of society. When you stare into the SYD, the SYD stares back at you.
And, yes, that just made my head all hurty.
And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.
The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.
I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.
asswipe
That is all.
A guy wrote: "I have noticed lately that my dick seems to be getting thicker and longer".
Right. It's called a BONER, Dude. It's supposed to do that.
D'uh.
"Any body wants to suck my dick"
That's it. A totally random, un-punctuated and incomplete thought, just sitting there...staring at me. Like the guy fell into a coma before he could finish.
It has troubled me all damn day.
I also found this lovely forum topic:
"what you think of my horse cock. makes them all gasp and pass out when its rammed up them girls"
The posting member has long ago deleted his account. This is sad because, given what he posted, he seems like such a charming fellow.
"Sir/Madam/Other (choose as many as apply to you),
I see that you have a penis/vagina (circle the term which best represents the organ displayed).
It looks very much like (the genitalia indicated).
Nice work."
Wouldn't want you to forget and accidentally slide into the "average sexy" or "not sexy at all" categories.
This is not an order, but merely a suggestion.
The choice is yours.
I won't remind you again.
I would bet that message makes every new member feel "super" special!
That makes the generic greeting totally worthless.
No thought goes into it.
It isn't a true greeting, it is an advertisement to draw notice to the sender, rather than an honest welcome.
Anyone who says differently is a nitwit.
I have no objection to playing with it, that's what it's for, after all. I just like to keep it honest.
Would any of those be acceptable?
Claptrap, however, is a non-starter.
Then I realized that I don't particular give a damn about what you have shoved up your keister.
That's YOUR dang business, you perv.
Besides, anybody who is anybody knows that the only thing you should ever shove up your butt is a TOASTER.
End of subject.
How rude!
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Hi, this is the Management again.
Sorry.
Will's Brain seems to be stuck in "egotistical prick" mode.
We are going to try whacking it with a hammer and see if that works.
That should sort it out.
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Okay that sounded a bit conceited. Perhaps I should apologize.
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Nah. I'll let it stand.
Seriously, you don't see the guys on here apologizing for having a big dingus. Why should I apologize for having a big brain?
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The Management of this Form Topic would like to apologize for the arrogant statements made by Will here.
His Brain was "riffing", and things took an unintended conceited turn.
He does that some times.
We are having it looked into, and hope to have it repaired shortly.
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And when is the last time you read a comment saying: "Damn, Dude! Your pecker looks so friendly"?
I have worked hard teaching it to be polite and companionable.
Pleased to see it has paid off.
It's nice to see a well trained one...
Seems to be a lot of 'em online these days with not an ounce of social discourse at their tips.
Just like the ones I used to know.
When I can't hold my bliss in
As I see pre-cum glisten,
And I know that's the one I want to blow."
I made it all by myself.