On a scale of 1-10 how do I compare for sturdines?

Mine is flimsy when erect

well,have you ever had sex with a woman?,,,if so how hard did she laugh?

I don't get this. It smacks of that episode of South Park where Stan's father could only get turned on by watching Japanese girls vomit into each other's mouths. It's not "plain and simple". It's like people that can only get turned by being hurt. Not my cup of tea.

What a little prick you are. This is the smallest I have ever seen can you even piss through it ????????? It is of no use to any body. You could never have a fuck with it male or female. why not just cut it off. Bet you can't even wank it you small diked bastard. You are pathetic

No insult has this got you off

When I did, I got no response.

if i ever got a pickle that small, id take the jar back to the store and get my money back. you got some nerve comparing that to a pickle

SISSY!

Yeah, when I ran into you at a club and yanked down your drawers everyone had a good laugh, once they finally figured out that the pimple under your gut was your cocklette. But, when I whipped out my cock and pulled my 4skin over your entire hardening dick AND balls, you turned beet-red as everyone watching cheered. Then, you came and it dripped around my skin and a black dude stepped up behind you, black uncut in hand and rammed in you with a single, well-placed thrust!!! This brought you off again and the two of you dropped to your knees and your wee-weeny shriveled back out of sight and you sucked your cum out of my 4skin and brought me off in your mouth. Finally, the black dude pulled out of your ass, stood, and joined my side as you cleaned him, too!!! As we both got hard again, you brought us off alternatively as various clubbers took turns with your ass while their girls pointed and laughed uproariously!

Your profile states you are interested in women. HA! I bet they aren't interested in your itsy bitsy stump.