Well, we gay men get a LOT of opportunities. Being gay is a Major Babe Magnet. So any of you straight men reading this who want to get laid more often (isn't that all of you?), let it be know that you'd be open to a bit of man-on-man sex. Let the ladies know you're a metrosexual.

OK, on to the licking and fucking pussy. There have been three, all of whom came on to me. Two of the three were casual hook-ups.

Then there was the third. When I was in my early thirties and had been an out gay man for ten years I had an affair with a woman. She knew I was gay and was totally comfortable with it. In our circle of friends, men and women, gay and straight, we were regarded as a couple. However, I never stopped thinking of myself as a gay man while it was happening and it was always an open relationship. As I was fond of saying at the time and ever since, she's fucking other men and so am I. And it was a rewarding experience. I felt a camaraderie with straight men I had never known before. To walk down the street or step into a restaurant with an attractive woman on my arm felt good.

OK you straight guys. If a fag like me can fuck pussy, eat pussy and have an affair with a woman, you guys can do a little man-on-man action. Step out of your comfort zone and try something different. You'll be glad you did.

Ramen Noodles? Are they the same thing? If it is, I'm so calling them pot noodles now. I understand that waiting for them to cool down is the critical part, but all you do is stick your dick in some cold wet noodles?