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Started by #404042 at 04,Aug,13 02:31
...just dying to suck a MASSIVE, FAT, VEINY COCK!? Holy shit guys, I have fucked about 250 women already, and I have never touched a man, but god damn I am DYING to suck some massive DICK! Fuck!

I don't care for guys bodies, guys asses, or any gay shit like that. But fuck if I don't want to suck about 30 dicks right now! I'd love to taste all these dudes cum, too! Fuck yes!

Any other STRAIGHT guys feel the way I do? God damn!



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By talk4s at 31,Jul,17 13:57 other posts of talk4s 
For Christ's sake!! There are NO straight guys on the face of the Planet! Just guys that lie to themselves...


By stroker11 at 29,Jul,17 07:22 other posts of stroker11 
We're all straight here....straight dick, straight cunt, its all good! What's your pleasure...worship the humanity.....its all good.


By #445126 at 06,Jun,15 08:18
Yah, dude. You sound totally straight.
By JustWill at 06,Jun,15 09:08 other posts of JustWill 
I am sad that he is gone. Now I can't ask if all 30 of the dicks have to be MASSIVE, FAT and VEINY. Would he accept wieners that met only two of the three requirements?

Also: How can you doubt his straightness? He has "fucked about 250 women already". How many more must he claim to have fucked before you will believe that he,"DYING to suck some massive DICK!" aside, isn't down with any of that "gay shit"?
By niceonebighead at 24,Jul,17 14:25 other posts of niceonebighead 
im a size guy im straight no kissin butt fuckin nut suckin like ngeice cock im picky sorry butim not age orlooks picky like most gays
By 2nice at 24,Jul,17 19:01 other posts of 2nice 
Huh?
By bella! at 24,Jul,17 19:50 other posts of bella! 
What part don't you understand?
By JustWill at 25,Jul,17 10:39 other posts of JustWill 
Which part DO you understand?







By #538650 at 24,Jul,17 15:28
Nope... straight guys don't suck cock


By CountryCouple54 at 06,Jun,15 05:57 other posts of CountryCouple54 
Nope. That's what makes me straight.


By anonkev at 06,Aug,13 02:38 other posts of anonkev 
Straight here. I'd venture as far as "bi-comfortable" - meaning I'm cool with MM contact if there's a woman who's the focus of attention. I'm not inclined to go down on another man though.


By syoungknight21 at 04,Aug,13 23:16 other posts of syoungknight21 
Yes I feel the same way


By #316255 at 04,Aug,13 02:35
I'm buying a ticket to watch.
By #404042 at 04,Aug,13 02:43
ok that will be eleventy billion dollars
By #316255 at 04,Aug,13 02:52
Can you make change for fifteenty kajillion dollars?
By #328554 at 04,Aug,13 02:59
I'm not sure if this is a spectator sport or participation sport, but eleventy billion seems quite steep.
By #316255 at 04,Aug,13 03:08
I don't know... eleventy billion is a bargain, at half the price
By #328554 at 04,Aug,13 03:13
Hmm okay, eleventy billion with the stipulation that I get a refund if he's (a) crap at sucking and (b) gives up before the full 30
By #316255 at 04,Aug,13 03:25
I tend to think that's a good deal. John, what do you say to that? We'll require full refunds if you fall foul of the full 30 cock requirement? Deal? Full refunds, mind. None of this namby pamby store credit BS.
By #404042 at 04,Aug,13 03:31
nope, eleventy billion dollars up front with no refunds
By #328554 at 04,Aug,13 03:48
Hmmm may still work, but Emm and I will need to see you 'in training' before we commit the cash.
By #316255 at 04,Aug,13 05:00
I'll be his coach and personal masseuse.
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And I want my fees up front.
By #328554 at 04,Aug,13 05:30
I'll offer myself as 'stand-in cock' for the training, again fees up front and no funny business.
By sinanff47 at 04,Aug,13 18:54 other posts of sinanff47 
Now that, 'jjb' has seemingly "given up", I would like to volunteer as 'the fluffer', and then Emm can continue 'testing' you, as I'm certain yours meets her "standards".
















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