Why did you unblackist me? It was most peaceful for a moment there. You are such an annoying and predictable fuckwipe. Create a blog only to talk to yourself. I suppose it makes sense, since no one else will talk to you. Always the victim. Pathetic.
So, since we’re in the business of telling whoppers in this thread, I have one of my own.
Last week I was walking the sidewalk in front of the White House, and I hear a woman calling for me to stop. I look to my left and who do I see? None other than Ivanka Trump running in a full sprint wearing a short white sun dress. Her voluptuous boobs swaying side to side, up and down. I was worried she was going to knock a tooth out with those juggilicious baby feeders. I stopped and waited for her to approach me. She walked up, slightly out of breath, and said, “Pardon me sir, but I couldn’t help but notice from the second floor of the White House what a magnificent cock you have! I will pay you one million dollars if you allow me to suck it right now”. I gave it a moments thought and said, why not? I didn’t have to be at the coffee shop to expose myself to the local college girls for at least thirty minutes. I looked Ivanka in the eye and said, “Sure. If you think you can handle it”. She slowly nodded as I could see her eyes glass over, completely overcome by anticipation. I slowly pulled out by 14” inch cock and fed it into her eager mouth. Right through the wrought iron fence on Pennsylvania Ave. I’ve got to tell you, it was an experience. People were walking by giving me high fives, taking pictures. It was amazing. After I filled her belly with my baby batter, she moved to hand me a million dollars. She said, “Here is your million dollars as we agreed”. I said, “No, you can keep it. It wasn’t that good anyway”. She watched me as I zipped up and walked away. Anything like this ever happened to you?