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Started by XS-SX-FX at 01,Sep,17 01:15  other posts of XS-SX-FX
Study after study after study, survey after survey after survey on penis size keep getting the same results. More than 90% of all men have dicks ~ 5-7" long. Monster dicks (over 8") are extremely rare. So you ladies who are holding out for that really big one, you're in for a very lonely life. You're all going to end up like Eleanor Rigby. Spinsters, old maids, and so on. And like Miss Rigby, you'll die alone with your maiden name. All because all you want is a guy with a 12" dick. Have a happy spinsterhood. This also applies to gay men.

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By hypoboy at 14,Jan,18 13:57 other posts of hypoboy 
yeah big cocks are awesome to see and always get the whoaaa-effects. but honestly, who needs a big fat cock if an average dick can satisfy most of the people on this planet?

any dick is fon to play with as long as the guy involved is being a good lover and not a dick ;-)

let's be honest - no matter what size, both cocks are fun and all you need is some passion and stamina guys!

By Arexa at 01,Sep,17 08:28 other posts of Arexa 
Well, if that's the case, I'm perfectly fine with dying alone. No sense in wasting my life on a dicklet when there's literally thousands of dildos that can serve the same purpose.
And as a bonus, I don't have to cook dinner for a dildo, or wonder why it's late coming home, nor will it give me a headache with its incessant rambling about it's day at work. It won't drive me nuts screaming at the TV, or forget to feed the dog... It won't forget our anniversary or drink all my vodka, either. Seems to me a chunk of rubber is superior to most men anyways. No loss.
By #517356 at 01,Sep,17 13:13
Ah heck ... a dildo can't cuddle up to you though.....lol!
By Arexa at 01,Sep,17 13:47 other posts of Arexa 
True... But that's a worthy sacrifice for it not hogging my blanket or getting dick sweat on my ass.
By RealTitsLover at 01,Sep,17 13:50 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Dick sweat, huh? With me it was always pre-cum... even when we'd just had sex a couple times.
By Arexa at 01,Sep,17 14:42 other posts of Arexa 
I wouldn't want that on my ass either.
By kebmo at 05,Sep,17 00:12 other posts of kebmo 
Arexa do you need a hug?

By RealTitsLover at 05,Sep,17 04:45 other posts of RealTitsLover 
@Arexa - How about your face?

Really, that was just when they assumed I didn't wanna keep going again, most of the time I at least wear boxers. How often did you wash your sheets when there was a sweaty dick layin' there every night?

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By Angelofdeath at 07,Sep,17 11:49 other posts of Angelofdeath 

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By Angelofdeath at 07,Sep,17 11:48 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Guess ive been lucky then😂

By licksipsuckit at 05,Sep,17 00:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
gee, lve been a very lucky girl than, lve had many cocks 8 and over, l know lve been spoiled but l also know men with big cocks cant find women that can handle them till they've met someone like me.. men with big cocks know this, and same as l hunted them they hunted women that wanted them.. l too would like to find that elusive foot long cock, lve never seen one for real yet and would love to find one in my lifetime, even just to see it in the flesh with my own eyes, as most online are just shopped or pics that's are stolen of other sites.. *lix*

By leopoldij at 04,Sep,17 21:53 other posts of leopoldij 
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By JustWill at 01,Sep,17 08:15 other posts of JustWill 
Does it also apply to the mythical "straight men who suck cock"?
By CountryCouple54 at 04,Sep,17 19:50 other posts of CountryCouple54 

By Massivegirth at 04,Sep,17 19:36 other posts of Massivegirth 

By Icudoiwill2 at 01,Sep,17 05:32 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
If this is meant to make every women want you now. I dont think its working. But let us know.

By Icudoiwill2 at 01,Sep,17 04:50 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
What,s your point?
By #436014 at 01,Sep,17 04:58
if all you want is big cock you will die alone
By Icudoiwill2 at 01,Sep,17 05:27 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Not if i buy a big dildo.
I will die with a big dildo.

By #539358 at 01,Sep,17 05:27
Any more than a mouthful is a waste!

By pifad at 01,Sep,17 05:08 other posts of pifad 
Who are you to make judgements on others?

By #436014 at 01,Sep,17 01:43

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