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Started by jayman73 at 14,Mar,18 22:17  other posts of jayman73
It seems like these random threads keep disappearing mysteriously. So I decided to add another one. Feel free to discuss anything here, that doesn't quite fit into any other Forum thread.

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By leopoldij at 17,Mar,18 18:52 other posts of leopoldij 
I tossed a coin twice and got two heads.

By AussieMan187 at 15,Mar,18 03:17 other posts of AussieMan187 
A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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A whales penis is called a dork.
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Reindeer like to eat bananas.
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A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
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Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
By licksipsuckit at 15,Mar,18 03:27 other posts of licksipsuckit 
damn baby, you've burned a few million calories since l met you *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 15,Mar,18 22:58 other posts of AussieMan187 
I know, hey

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 01:09 other posts of leopoldij 
How about Martin Luther King?
By AussieMan187 at 16,Mar,18 03:47 other posts of AussieMan187 
That's a different game.

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 01:10 other posts of leopoldij 
And a male human?
By AussieMan187 at 16,Mar,18 03:47 other posts of AussieMan187 
A male human what?
By licksipsuckit at 16,Mar,18 06:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
how long does a male human orgasm last???
depends on how big his balls are maybe *Lix*
By AussieMan187 at 16,Mar,18 08:31 other posts of AussieMan187 
I've had orgasm's with you that felt like they went for about 20 or so seconds
By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 13:12 other posts of leopoldij 
You can try to break that world record
By AussieMan187 at 16,Mar,18 19:48 other posts of AussieMan187 
I could try & break the world record for the longest fuck. Maybe I broke the record for the most vigorous fuck in this video:

I'm pleased I caught that on camera
By licksipsuckit at 16,Mar,18 21:20 other posts of licksipsuckit 
have we ever caught you coming on video??? l know the cams usually run out of power before that happens, we almost caught one with the new cam.. *lix*

By leopoldij at 17,Mar,18 00:27 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 01:11 other posts of leopoldij 
If you had the ability to become invisible at will, what would you do?
By licksipsuckit at 16,Mar,18 06:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
damn, where would l start???? maybe stand at an atm and collect pin numbers for an hour or two, kick a few blokes in the balls, stand on the scales at a gym weight in on the skinny girls, take a trip to the local sex shop and put batteries in all the vibes and turn them all on.. hang out in the showers at a footy game locker room and drop the soap... *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 13:15 other posts of leopoldij 
I'd make it a habit to play my favourite game daily: pussy touching

By leopoldij at 15,Mar,18 01:30 other posts of leopoldij 
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By licksipsuckit at 15,Mar,18 03:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 
aussieman wanted to add a chuck Norris fun fact, heres a quote from the man of steel *lix*

"A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do."
By leopoldij at 15,Mar,18 07:41 other posts of leopoldij 
Interesting commment but looks like a random response to my random typing.
By licksipsuckit at 16,Mar,18 00:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah, the more random the better lol, hey how much for a dozen eggs at your corner shop this week?? *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 01:08 other posts of leopoldij 
583.99 Australian dollars
By licksipsuckit at 16,Mar,18 06:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
is the snow whiter in Siberia than in Sweden?? *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 13:13 other posts of leopoldij 
Good question.

By jayman73 at 14,Mar,18 22:19 other posts of jayman73 
It is so sad that Toys R Us is closing. For the past 40 some years, I grew up with such fond memories of that place. Well the world go on, of course it will. However, it may just be a little less fun and magical.
By kebmo at 14,Mar,18 23:09 other posts of kebmo 
One of my nieces has two sons that have close birthdays. About four years ago they were going to turn 5 and 7 and I decided on a Toys R Us $100 gift card for each of them. Just one caveat. I had to take them shopping. Imagine two boys going all out in a toy store! It was amazing. I'm not sure who had more fun, me or them. I did insist on "Etch A Sketch" and "Operation" though.

By licksipsuckit at 15,Mar,18 03:20 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah kids just want mobile phones now, toys are becoming obsolete and replaced with trolls of a different kind *lix*

By Angelofdeath at 15,Mar,18 03:35 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Oh wow thatís crazy.

By t-rex at 14,Mar,18 23:26 other posts of t-rex 
My great nephew absolutely loved this store, I went crazy on him in there this past Christmas, it is an icon 😫

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