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By leopoldij at 17,Mar,18 22:52 other posts of leopoldij

I tossed a coin twice and got two heads.

By #502711 at 15,Mar,18 07:17

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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A whales penis is called a dork.
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Reindeer like to eat bananas.
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A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
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Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

By #485312 at 15,Mar,18 07:27

damn baby, you've burned a few million calories since l met you *lix*

By #502711 at 16,Mar,18 02:58

I know, hey

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 05:09 other posts of leopoldij

How about Martin Luther King?

By #502711 at 16,Mar,18 07:47

That's a different game.

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 05:10 other posts of leopoldij

And a male human?

By #502711 at 16,Mar,18 07:47

A male human what?

By #485312 at 16,Mar,18 10:45

how long does a male human orgasm last???
depends on how big his balls are maybe *Lix*

By #502711 at 16,Mar,18 12:31

I've had orgasm's with you that felt like they went for about 20 or so seconds

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 17:12 other posts of leopoldij

You can try to break that world record

By #502711 at 16,Mar,18 23:48

I could try & break the world record for the longest fuck. Maybe I broke the record for the most vigorous fuck in this video:
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I'm pleased I caught that on camera

By #485312 at 17,Mar,18 01:20

have we ever caught you coming on video??? l know the cams usually run out of power before that happens, we almost caught one with the new cam.. *lix*

By leopoldij at 17,Mar,18 04:27 other posts of leopoldij

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 05:11 other posts of leopoldij

If you had the ability to become invisible at will, what would you do?

By #485312 at 16,Mar,18 10:53

damn, where would l start???? maybe stand at an atm and collect pin numbers for an hour or two, kick a few blokes in the balls, stand on the scales at a gym weight in on the skinny girls, take a trip to the local sex shop and put batteries in all the vibes and turn them all on.. hang out in the showers at a footy game locker room and drop the soap... *lix*

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 17:15 other posts of leopoldij

I'd make it a habit to play my favourite game daily: pussy touching

By leopoldij at 15,Mar,18 05:30 other posts of leopoldij

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This was produced by randomly tapping on the keyboard.

By #485312 at 15,Mar,18 07:18

aussieman wanted to add a chuck Norris fun fact, heres a quote from the man of steel *lix*

"A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do."

By leopoldij at 15,Mar,18 11:41 other posts of leopoldij

Interesting commment but looks like a random response to my random typing.

By #485312 at 16,Mar,18 04:54

yeah, the more random the better lol, hey how much for a dozen eggs at your corner shop this week?? *lix*

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 05:08 other posts of leopoldij

583.99 Australian dollars

By #485312 at 16,Mar,18 10:47

is the snow whiter in Siberia than in Sweden?? *lix*

By leopoldij at 16,Mar,18 17:13 other posts of leopoldij

Good question.

By jayman73 at 15,Mar,18 02:19 other posts of jayman73

It is so sad that Toys R Us is closing. For the past 40 some years, I grew up with such fond memories of that place. Well the world go on, of course it will. However, it may just be a little less fun and magical.

By kebmo at 15,Mar,18 03:09 other posts of kebmo

One of my nieces has two sons that have close birthdays. About four years ago they were going to turn 5 and 7 and I decided on a Toys R Us $100 gift card for each of them. Just one caveat. I had to take them shopping. Imagine two boys going all out in a toy store! It was amazing. I'm not sure who had more fun, me or them. I did insist on "Etch A Sketch" and "Operation" though.

By #485312 at 15,Mar,18 07:20

yeah kids just want mobile phones now, toys are becoming obsolete and replaced with trolls of a different kind *lix*

By #487013 at 15,Mar,18 07:35

Oh wow that’s crazy.

By t-rex at 15,Mar,18 03:26 other posts of t-rex

My great nephew absolutely loved this store, I went crazy on him in there this past Christmas, it is an icon 😫

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