I'm really, really really, absolutely, 100%, completely straight...

By #491031 at 10,Mar,16 18:24

These guys

are completely "straight", too.

By mr_blue at 10,Mar,16 19:03 other posts of mr_blue

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By #435701 at 10,Mar,16 19:10

This is SO hysterical!!!

By #291618 at 27,Oct,12 23:06

nice one iv readed things like this in here before yeah TOTALLY STRAIGHT but loves cock

By #268067 at 27,Sep,12 00:40

going by what I read in this forum I'd say you maybe the straightest man I have ever met

By #303133 at 27,Oct,12 22:19

I play straight-man for NO ONE!

By bella! at 27,Oct,12 22:52 other posts of bella!

Question? Why are you responding to [deleted member]? (s)he doesn't give a "Big Red Rat's Ass" damn. And the topic should be deleted to allow another member who is really, really, really, absolutely, 100%, completely straight..... the opportunity to open their thread. Oh my! There I go, moaning and groaning and mixing up all the different forum threads. You know what, at the end of the day, I don't even give 2 shits!

By #274357 at 26,Sep,12 23:28

Sarcasm is not an effective means of communication here, JustWill.

They...Just...Don't...Get...It.

By #303133 at 27,Sep,12 02:27

True, but given that sarcasm is my preferred method of communication...I have little choice in the matter. I will endeavor to persevere...
The original idea for this thread was:"I'm not gay...but I think that the guy I am fucking IS!" Thought that might be too subtle...

By #201583 at 27,Sep,12 04:40

You better never lose your sarcasm! You bring a bland forum to life with style.

By #201583 at 26,Sep,12 22:01

It would be hard for me to claim such a fallacy. How can I be straight when I love being bent? Wait, if I can con myself into believing that everything sexual with the same sex isn't gay except kissing can I join the Not So Gay Straight Club? I love fishing, shooting, hiking, boxing, football, hockey, hunting, paintballing, camping, and there is nothing better than a good scrap. I could fit right into the Not So Gay Straight Club. We could chug down some cock around a campfire. Oops I ment beer. Wink wink.

By #303133 at 26,Sep,12 22:04

What are you implying here? and, could you give me directions to that campfire? Sounds like a great place to bond with my fellow straight guys...

By #201583 at 26,Sep,12 22:53

Sure, second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Then follow the yellow brick road for a mile or so. Turn north and follow the rainbow until you reach the end. There will be free beer and blowjobs galore.

By #201583 at 27,Sep,12 01:01

I can't give up kissing. They can keep their denial. I lasted an hour cold turkey. It is way too hard being not so gay straight, and confusing too. I did learn their super s-e-c-r-e-t moto. It is the last line of "The Flintstones" theme song.

By bella! at 27,Sep,12 01:06 other posts of bella!

We'll have a gay ol' time....

I had to sing the whole darn song!

By #201583 at 27,Sep,12 04:35

Sorry! I knew I would get someone to sing.

By #299180 at 27,Sep,12 00:25

I know I am 100% gay! Pussy has and always will gross me out. I've had pussy three times in my life and I hated every second of it. So perhaps you are bisexual. One should not be so confused as to what they like sexually. Explore!!

By #128986 at 26,Sep,12 20:58

Sounds to me that there is some major DENIAL here !

Just my two cents worth

By bella! at 26,Sep,12 16:58 other posts of bella!

Really, really, absolutely, 100%? You and vblob.... have so much in common!

By #201155 at 26,Sep,12 16:27

Sounds good to me

I'm really, really really, absolutely, 100%, completely straight...

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