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My Cousin-in-Law wants to move in...

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Started by #303133 at 03,Sep,13 22:57
...should I let her fuck my Unicorn?

It is already quite busy, what with fucking my wife's friends, blowing the neighbors and butt-humping my Mom-in-Law.

I just don't want it to get all shagged out.

When would it have time to pull my magical, flying chariot and give the Goblins pony rides?


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By #427539 at 04,Sep,13 11:56
I told my wife that. I am afraid her cousin may try to seduce me. , we used to have great sex life before we split up,, my wife told me not to worry because her cousin is lez now and wont be interested in me anymore,
By #415959 at 04,Sep,13 12:31
Thank heavens!! Good thing you have Mother-in-law butt porkin' in reserve.
By Rose at 04,Sep,13 12:56 other posts of Rose 


By Rose at 04,Sep,13 12:59 other posts of Rose 
If your wife allows you to fuck her mother, why wouldn't she let you fuck her cousin? You are a chick magnet!

By #396572 at 04,Sep,13 18:07
but maybe you will become lez overnight and have a domestic crisis?
By #427539 at 05,Sep,13 23:42
I am bi. My wife is lez.
By Rose at 06,Sep,13 02:02 other posts of Rose 
Your wife isn't lesbian if she also screws men.





By #201583 at 05,Sep,13 23:05
Don't traumatize the unicorn. Buy her a new hair brush with a large handle.


By #122997 at 04,Sep,13 17:27
Santa came up my wife's chimney, while kissing mommy underneath the mistletoe!!
By Rose at 04,Sep,13 23:50 other posts of Rose 
I feel sorry for Santa Claus, he only cums once a year.



By #416660 at 04,Sep,13 11:01
I dont have a M I L but I did butt hump the neighbors unicorn while giving the easter bunny a blow job
By bella! at 04,Sep,13 13:04 other posts of bella! 
That sounds so hot!



By bella! at 03,Sep,13 23:17 other posts of bella! 
WILL, you are such a prevaricator! YOU have never mentioned a unicorn before, you're making this all up!
By #303133 at 04,Sep,13 00:00
Not so! This, like everything I say, is true fact. I never mentioned the unicorn before because I was afraid that everyone would want to move in with us and have sex with it.
Most men h ate their unicorns, but I love mine. It is the best piece of imaginary critter tail that I ever had.
Jealous much?
By bella! at 04,Sep,13 00:10 other posts of bella! 
I'm sorry I ever doubted you and yes, I am jealous!

Can you explain why most men h ate their unicorn? Why don't they just surrender the darn thing to the ASPCA so that they can find it a suitable home?
By #303133 at 04,Sep,13 00:19
That's just the way it has always been--way back since the time before time. Men and their unicorns never get along. It's, like, a rule or something. I have found that the key to a great man/unicorn relationship is to let it bugger your In-laws and, on occasion, for you to give a good hummer to its friends.
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This is a joke, and you guys are making it serious
By bella! at 04,Sep,13 00:21 other posts of bella! 
Are you pulling my leg?









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