Because I do not feel like going thread to thread and answering a bunch of questions, I am just going to post some random answers HERE.
Feel free to choose whichever one you like and apply it to your next thread.
1. Actually, until you asked, I hadn't thought of it at all.
2. Pie.
3. You should probably have a doctor take a look at that.
4. You have the BEST looking dick in the Universe. Now leave me the fuck alone, ya needy bitch.
5. Chocolate Pudding.
6. No. What kinda sicko ARE you? Why would you even ask such a question?
7. 2nice.
8. Squirrels are furry.
9. Not with MY nuts you don't!
10. I'm betting that is why you have trouble getting laid.
11. It's called the "uvula".