*Sex Olympics*

By #485312 at 30,Apr,15 10:14

tug of war, tie two cocks together and pull till one loses his footing.
deep throating, how big and how long you can keep it down your throat.
marathon, how many guys you can fuck in a single session before your cunt cant take any more.
pole driving, seeing how long of a dildo you thread up your arse.
self control test, line up the blokes and see who can crack a fat the quickest or hold it flaccid the longest as a line a sexy girls parade past.
synchronised fucking, getting 2 or more couples to go through a whole session in sync and guys blowing at the same time...
too many to think of and can you imagine the opening and closing parades *lix*

By #358797 at 14,Mar,15 06:14

Competitive butt plugging! Cuz watching guys pull stuff with their weiners is lame! Let's see em tie stuff to their butt plugs and pull it around... See who has the strongest sphincter.

By #23212 at 16,Mar,15 08:09

OK, sounds like great fun to watch.
But the difficulty levels? Do the plugs get thinner and thinner? Do the attached weights get heavier and heavier? Does the 'pulling it around course' get longer and longer?

And what about the 'penalties/next steps' when the butt plugs fall out? And how do the judges check that there are no 'pre-inserted' plug holders? [OK, I'll stop now.

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By #149019 at 14,Mar,15 07:01

[deleted image] i am in

By #23212 at 07,Mar,15 08:31

Stuffing and pulling anal 'beads'--four balls on a string, each time getting increasingly larger and larger

By #477919 at 21,Nov,14 14:29

Shotput - who can shoot the furthest.

Discus - with unwrapped, but not un-ravelled, condoms.

Weightlifting - penis style.

Snooker or pool - with Thai strippers as pockets.

Soccer - uniforms are just different coloured socks on opposing team cocks.

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"Pole" Vault
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Cross "Cunt"ry Skiing
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Boxing - which'll just be a contest in vaginal sex ("box" - get it?).
Hurdles - trying to pick up girls with "cock-blockers" surrounding you.
Butterfly (the swimming style/stroke) - something to do with anal sex lol.
Breaststroke (the swimming style/stroke) - pretty self-explanatory.
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By #358797 at 21,Nov,14 19:51

Shooting balls into a Thai hooker sounds fun.

By #359325 at 21,Nov,14 15:09

Fencing(dueling dicks/boners)

By #358797 at 06,Jun,14 15:02

Perhaps some kind of naughty fencing could be interesting. Getting poked with hard cocks sounds fun.

By Sickboy at 04,Sep,14 22:36 other posts of Sickboy

in a dark room with those glow up condoms! .......just have to find the right goal (hole!)

By #358797 at 05,Sep,14 00:05

Hey.... Hold up.... There's a wrong hole? How did I not know this?!?

By leopoldij at 28,Apr,14 00:13 other posts of leopoldij

Pussy lick marathon (largest number of Pussies eaten within half hour)

By #444014 at 22,Jun,14 05:02

Are you hungry ?

By leopoldij at 22,Jun,14 10:59 other posts of leopoldij

Just athletic

By #446733 at 03,Jun,14 20:42

Dog dressage

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By #444014 at 06,Jun,14 00:56

What categories would you have ?

By #358797 at 06,Jun,14 01:00

You could see who has the best stamina.... Wanking with a cocked leg without shaking... Longest bush hump,maybe....

By #428387 at 06,Jun,14 20:12

Have to be careful you don't get dog locked

Have to throw a bucket of cold water on your backs.

By #358797 at 06,Jun,14 21:35

By #200254 at 28,Apr,14 20:02

Some kind of wanking marathon?

By #354861 at 28,Apr,14 21:17

Or wanking while running a marathon?

By #449850 at 29,Apr,14 00:39

Or wanking and having to cum before the finish line or your disqualified.

By #95089 at 04,Jun,14 05:10

Edging marathon! Ready for a few hours race?

By #443664 at 21,May,14 23:55

Add the American Cocksucking Championship video series into it, but make it an international version and who manages to get all their guys off in the quickest time wins.

By fila1305 at 03,Jun,14 21:19 other posts of fila1305

Or maybe a relay match with teams of four or five members. They sequentially jack off, where the next competitor is not to start stroking until the current one has reached a climax.

By Odin_york_pa at 28,Apr,14 00:10 other posts of Odin_york_pa

Quickest cummer

By #444014 at 21,May,14 23:40

On your marks ,get set,go...

By Odin_york_pa at 22,May,14 03:21 other posts of Odin_york_pa

i'd be done before then end of go

By #444014 at 22,May,14 10:40

Do you want the job of race starter ?

Who needs a starting pistol ?

By Odin_york_pa at 22,May,14 14:54 other posts of Odin_york_pa

By andrew999999999 at 19,May,14 19:33 other posts of andrew999999999

Men's weight lifting. Do I need to go into detail? Hint, involes a cock, string/rope, and weights.

By andrew999999999 at 09,May,14 17:16 other posts of andrew999999999

Naked Greco-Roman wrestling.

By #444014 at 09,May,14 17:26

Throw in some oil and I think you are onto a winner

By andrew999999999 at 09,May,14 19:23 other posts of andrew999999999

Maybe, but then it would be difficult for them to grip. Although they would look nice and shiny lol.

By #444014 at 11,May,14 09:51

Fair point

They could wear a mankini or bikini ?

By andrew999999999 at 11,May,14 19:34 other posts of andrew999999999

Yeah. Although it would take away some of the viewing pleasure. Maybe forget the oil.

By #206678 at 09,May,14 22:11

Beach volleyball would be a fun sport to watch naked

By andrew999999999 at 08,May,14 19:31 other posts of andrew999999999

Money shot put. Not thought too much about the rules, just like the name. Maybe make the shot from cum, and see who can throw it the furthest? Or maybe who can shoot cum the furthest.

Just scrolled down and noticed someone else has thought of shot put too.

By #289712 at 02,May,14 12:25

"Shot put" All competitors must get naked, and assemble in a line, on their knees, at the edge of a mat. When the whistle sounds, everyone starts masturbating. As each competitor reaches orgasm, the official measures the distance they blew their cum, from penis head to furthest spurt..

By #358797 at 01,May,14 20:14

Hmm. How about devising some way to figure out who can fuck the hardest? Like a little sensor pad or something to measure the pressure...? Could be interesting.

By routemaster at 01,May,14 06:59 other posts of routemaster

Lots of naked guys lined up wanking their hard-ons and whoever shoots the furthest gets the GOLD. There should be GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE medals for the BEST MALE ARSE for which there should be four separate categories. BARE, IN TIGHT SHORTS, CHEEKS TOGETHER and CHEEKS SPREAD, plus whoever screams and/or grunts the loudest when being gay rimmed and/or fucked should get GOLD too

By Sickboy at 29,Apr,14 20:02 other posts of Sickboy

Squirting , for the girls!! Let's see how far you can reach!!

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i will be at the other end trying to catch it!!

By #358797 at 28,Apr,14 00:10

I'll swallow your pole, Mr. Blue.

By #444014 at 28,Apr,14 00:41