*Three Wishes*

By routemaster at 16,Aug,15 05:22 other posts of routemaster

My three wishes would be to have my mum, dad and **** back again

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Oh, for FUCK SAKE, B R O T H E R. This censorship of perfectly good words for NO REASON WHATSOEVER REALLY PISSES ME OFF. What logic is there that mum and dad can be OK but not b r o t h e r? Answer: none at all

By big9inch21 at 16,Aug,15 06:53 other posts of big9inch21

Wish the same mate

By JustWill at 16,Aug,15 11:55 other posts of JustWill

I've made the same complaint about the apparent randomness of the censored words several times in the past, too, routemaster. It gets even sillier, though:
You can't say br*ther or s*ster, but sibling is okay.
H@te is censored, but loathe, despise, abhor and detest are okay.
Sle*p is forbidden. However, rest, snooze, slumber and doze are just fine,
There really isn't any logic to any of it.
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This is from way back in 2011:

"Under the site's new censorship rules, I can say that member-so-and-so is a shit encrusted douche bag (which would be an offensive remark), but I can't say that I **** (h a t e) clam chowder (which would only be offensive to clams)! How fucked up is that?" --Me

By #485312 at 16,Aug,15 03:02

l wish to be 21 again, l wish religion didn't exist, and l wish l could find a battery that never runs flat *lix*

By #7976 at 02,May,15 01:42

1. I'd wish for an unlimited supply of wishes.
2. I'd wish for nothing I wish could bring harm to me or those I care for.
and,
3. I'd wish for health, wealth, and happiness for everyone... but me first.

By leopoldij at 29,Apr,15 05:41 other posts of leopoldij

1 I wish to be able to have a wish that gets fulfilled every time I wish it.
2 I wish the above to be true
3 I wish both of the above to be true

By bella! at 29,Apr,15 16:32 other posts of bella!

Well, are you sure you don't want anything more?

By leopoldij at 29,Apr,15 17:37 other posts of leopoldij

The first l one is sufficient, in fact. 😀

By #358797 at 29,Apr,15 17:50

I'm having a hard time believing you don't want beef jerky underpants, too....

By leopoldij at 30,Apr,15 19:39 other posts of leopoldij

I'm more interested in the contents, not the material.

By #132188 at 30,Apr,15 23:08

aint that called clitty litter?

By leopoldij at 01,May,15 01:38 other posts of leopoldij

Terminology is unimportant when the reward is pleasurable.

By bella! at 01,May,15 07:52 other posts of bella!

So you wish that all your wishes are fulfilled every time you make a wish, hmmmm.....? So you think that Godzilla is fictional, right? What if he is real and is only in deep hibernation? What if he awakes? What if he stomps through your town, scares the ever lovin' crap out of you, you lose your mind and you completely forget about the unlimited, they always come true wishes that you wished for? Hmmmm....? There you sit, institutionalized, rocking back and forth, drooling on yourself all day long. The zinger is, you also forgot how much you enjoyed masturbating!

By #132188 at 30,Apr,15 23:07

Blond hair, blue eyes and two eyebrows

By mr_blue at 30,Apr,15 23:08 other posts of mr_blue

not a unibrow then ?

By #132188 at 30,Apr,15 23:14

Na was born with that

By mr_blue at 30,Apr,15 23:22 other posts of mr_blue

I'm getting mine come through...hair in my ears too wtf is that about ?

By _avg_ at 29,Apr,15 03:29 other posts of _avg_

1) The end of all things.

...well, really, that's it, isn't it??

By #472683 at 16,Mar,15 00:14

1. To heal completely from the hemorrhage near my brain and massive brain shift and swelling that almost killed me on February 18th. I was medivaced to a specialized neuro ICU, and I had a craniotomy. I had a 0 to 19% chance of survival. Immensely grateful to be here, but I do have some deficits at this juncture. Hopefully, they will be temporary....

2. To have a career. I've wanted one since I was three, but I've been officially disabled since 1993. I still dream....

3. To live with the love of my life, whom I met here, by New Year's Eve.

By Emerald at 23,Apr,15 18:35 other posts of Emerald

Hmm. What can you say? I don't know about my other wishes, but I know one of them would be that yours come true.

By *kmadeau* at 29,Apr,15 01:58 other posts of *kmadeau*

By cruz69696969 at 29,Apr,15 00:06 other posts of cruz69696969

1.Big 2.Bigger 3.Biggest

By #461543 at 28,Apr,15 21:19

1.Unlimited wishes
2.$$
3.PROFIT

By #486986 at 23,Apr,15 07:09

Be naked all the time,be a sex slave for a gay guy and do whatever i want when i want

By #480214 at 23,Apr,15 14:59

Those last two contradict each other - if you were a sex slave you would do what he wanted WHEN he wanted

By Fritz at 27,Mar,15 10:36 other posts of Fritz

1. a 10inch cock
2. living together with a man and a women
3. be able to fuck times a day

By #485312 at 24,Mar,15 22:25

1. all male harem
2. all big cocks
3. continuous sex forever
*lix*

By #181785 at 16,Mar,15 05:14

1. To eradicate cancer, homelessness, and several of others
2. To have a boob job along with the addition of a vagina so that I would be able to give and receive.
3. To go back to the age of 21 and stay that age, and have enough money to live very comfortable.

By Odin_york_pa at 14,Mar,15 23:37 other posts of Odin_york_pa

I'd wish for an infinite amount of wishes, and that that wish can not be denied

By bella! at 15,Mar,15 00:07 other posts of bella!

That seems to be only two wishes.

By #358797 at 15,Mar,15 00:12

He's saving the third wish for Faygo. Fuck Mountain Dew.

By bella! at 15,Mar,15 00:20 other posts of bella!

You are familiar with Faygo?

By big9inch21 at 15,Mar,15 00:56 other posts of big9inch21

Faygo Moonshine

By bella! at 15,Mar,15 01:15 other posts of bella!

Team Rock & Rye!

By big9inch21 at 15,Mar,15 01:29 other posts of big9inch21

Remember Faygo the k*d ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dv0OUmdOZu0

By bella! at 15,Mar,15 05:30 other posts of bella!

No, do you?

By #358797 at 15,Mar,15 02:52

Yep.

Redpop! Lol.

By Odin_york_pa at 15,Mar,15 22:48 other posts of Odin_york_pa

that's just the beginning. Now with an infinite amount of wishes the world is my oyster!
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But if you need 3 right now, I would also wish for the power to turn myself invisible and back any time I chose.

By #358797 at 15,Mar,15 07:49

I've been pondering this all night. Lmao. I suppose a hundred billion dollars would be nice. But if I had that much I could just buy the other shit I'd wish for.... I'll say a shit ton of money, a bunch of vodka, and a never ending supply of these bad boys... only registered users can see external links

By #292354 at 15,Mar,15 00:13

What that dude said ^ lol
But if we're sticking to the 3 rule... 1. Wish for the ability to learn any skill/aptitude instantly 2. Money 3. A superpower (flight most likely)

*Three Wishes*

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