One night in Miami I met five Martians who all looked really horny and had big green dicks. My girlfriend got scared and hid but I got a hard-on! The first Martian saw it and he walked over to examine it, but he collapsed and died from the terrible heat and humidity of Florida.
The girl came out of hiding and sucked his dick, the dude blew a big load on the dead alien, the alien then came back to life and swallowed them both and took them back to his spaceship and began his probing experiments on them.
As the Alien began examining the girls asshole with his body probing tool, she moaned a lot and blurted out "how come you never reach the G spot with your dick!" And he answered "how could I, when you always want it in your bum just like the alien is doing now?". Just after he said this another alien came and joined in, with a far bigger probe than the first.
The alien with the bigger probe approached the boyfriend, with double penetration in mind. The boyfriend said "is that the biggest you've got you wimpy green aliens?" --------------------------------------- added after 18 hours
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Three more aliens returned with some more instruments
... examine it. But he collapsed and died from the terrible heat and humidity of Florida.
By #485312 at 29,Sep,15 11:23
The girl came out of hiding and sucked his dick, the dude blew a big load on the dead alien, the alien came back to life an swallowed them both and took them back to his space ship and began his probing experiments on then. *lix *
By #443664 at 29,Sep,15 23:21
As the alien began examining
By #23212 at 30,Sep,15 08:08
... the girl's asshole with his body's personal probing tool, she moaned a lot and blurted out to her boyfriend, 'How come you never ...
By #485312 at 30,Sep,15 21:41
Reached the g spot with your dick! *lix *
By #23212 at 02,Oct,15 04:35
So he answered, 'How could I, 'cause you always just want it in your bum, just like the alien is doing right now?'
a laser gun, 1.2 kilograms of chlo_ro_form, 3 mini-robots and 6 pounds of garlic-flavored chewing gum --------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes
WOW! The word chlo_ro_form was censored? What the fuck?
Let me try another chemical:
DIMUCARBONYLHEXACARBONYLIDICOBALT --------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
That was OK. Maybe I should rephrase the continuation of the story as:
"a laser gun, 1.2 kilograms of dimucarbonylhexacarbonylidicobalt, 3 mini-robots and 6 pounds of garlic-flavored chewing gum."
By #485312 at 09,Oct,15 09:57
Each mini robot had a different use, one held the laser, one for injecting the dimucrbon stuff and the other hung around chewing the gum and blowing garlic bubbles up the arses of the aliens *lix *
Hey Blaine, you should assemble the pieces and post the story so far, otherwise, I'm afraid, it's gonna stop. (But if we continue we might end up publishing it in the Annals of Sexual Science Fiction .)
By #443664 at 04,Oct,15 17:26
Done that, let's hope the story carries on pretty interesting so far
One night in Miami I met five Martians who all looked really horny and had big green dicks. My girlfriend got scared and hid but I got a hard-on! The first Martian saw it and he walked over to examine it, but he collapsed and died from the terrible heat and humidity of Florida.
The girl came out of hiding and sucked his dick, the dude blew a big load on the dead alien, the alien then came back to life and swallowed them both and took them back to his spaceship and began his probing experiments on them.
As the Alien began examining the girls asshole with his body probing tool, she moaned a lot and blurted out "how come you never reach the G spot with your dick!" And he answered "how could I, when you always want it in your bum just like the alien is doing now?". Just after he said this another alien came and joined in, with a far bigger probe than the first.
The alien with the bigger probe approached the boyfriend, with double penetration in mind. The boyfriend said "is that the biggest you've got you wimpy green aliens?"
--------------------------------------- added after 18 hours
...
Three more aliens returned with some more instruments
--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes
WOW! The word chlo_ro_form was censored? What the fuck?
Let me try another chemical:
DIMUCARBONYLHEXACARBONYLIDICOBALT
--------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
That was OK. Maybe I should rephrase the continuation of the story as:
"a laser gun, 1.2 kilograms of dimucarbonylhexacarbonylidicobalt, 3 mini-robots and 6 pounds of garlic-flavored chewing gum."