Alphabet dicks.

Comments:

By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 05:01 other posts of leopoldij

Next: members you'd like to fuck, name, link, pic
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AsianBabe /member.php?w=538415
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By #485312 at 31,Oct,17 07:52

Aussieman187, /member.php?w=502711
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he's my 'A' man, the BEST *lix*

By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 08:32 other posts of leopoldij

That's a good pic of him!

By #485312 at 31,Oct,17 09:58

yeah one of my faves, he took a swim in the river, in the dark, he's always full of surprises and fun *lix*

By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 12:42 other posts of leopoldij

In other words, he knows how to enjoy life and make you part of the enjoyment too. This is not always easy. Great.

By #485312 at 02,Nov,17 10:38

Basque9 /member.php?w=99612

Basque9 would have to be a site favourite *lix*

By #536760 at 04,Nov,17 01:54

Yes please.

By leopoldij at 04,Nov,17 05:14 other posts of leopoldij

C = cando1

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By #485312 at 05,Nov,17 12:17

cody8789 /member.php?w=275407
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for the boys, lm choosing cody, he has that cousin it feel about him, and looks a bit naughty, has great taste in cars and likes the folding stuff... *lix*
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Deekayl/member.php?w=478298
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lm voting for Deekayl for the boys D, he has always been flexing his muscles here and has a nice arse *lix*
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/member.php?w=478298

By #534035 at 05,Nov,17 15:33

D = Doriann

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By leopoldij at 05,Nov,17 23:21 other posts of leopoldij

E three candidates

Eminems, a total babe, but she's not been around for a while [deleted image]

eLena, a Greek girl I'd love to fuck [deleted image]

Emma248, Asian babe from Laos

By #485312 at 06,Nov,17 01:05

ElectricBlue /member.php?w=543747
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electricblue because lm a sucker for long hair and pretty face
Edmonton /member.php?w=65464

Edmonton because he is always so nice to me and a great tributor and contributor to the site
enticingman /member.php?w=440755
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enticingman, love him or h@te him, he's a great contributor to the site, plays the games and pic of the month, he's one that stands out to me *Lix*

By leopoldij at 06,Nov,17 12:45 other posts of leopoldij

F:

FunEmma [deleted image] total babe

FrenchEbony [deleted image] impossible to resist a black beauty, as well known, i love dark-skinned girls

By #485312 at 07,Nov,17 07:48

gaysjman /member.php?w=542221
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jman could make a living out of being a willie look alike and has a great smile
geebee100 /member.php?w=119213
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GB, had great taste in costumes, shoes and furniture, so lm sure he would take that to the bedroom too
glenda /member.php?w=82808

glenda is a stand out, has great lips, oozes sexy and smashing hot clothes..
Gntlmn /member.php?w=91489

Gentleman as l like to call him, looks like an action hero, has big guns and l can imagine him in a leather jacket and riding down the highway with a bandanner
*lix*

By leopoldij at 07,Nov,17 11:21 other posts of leopoldij

haromi69

haciryne [deleted image]

hogweed

hencsi [deleted image]
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hotty [deleted image]

By HotFuckerBoy at 24,Oct,17 01:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Okay, we need a new topic

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Anyone, anyone... ?

By #454258 at 27,Oct,17 05:59

Alright lets test everyone's knowledge of Astronomy.

Celestial Bodies/Space Objects

Astroids

By #23212 at 27,Oct,17 06:09

Betelgeuse

By #536760 at 27,Oct,17 06:16

Comets

By PoloFields at 27,Oct,17 07:56 other posts of PoloFields

Dipper. Big

By leopoldij at 27,Oct,17 23:05 other posts of leopoldij

Erebus

By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Oct,17 01:54 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Flare, as in solar

By #454258 at 28,Oct,17 03:35

Galaxy

By leopoldij at 28,Oct,17 11:24 other posts of leopoldij

Halley's comet

By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Oct,17 13:52 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Imploding star

By leopoldij at 28,Oct,17 19:30 other posts of leopoldij

Jupiter

By #454258 at 29,Oct,17 06:39

Keplar Earth like Planet

By leopoldij at 29,Oct,17 11:12 other posts of leopoldij

Kepler
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Little Dipper

By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Oct,17 14:45 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Mercury

By leopoldij at 29,Oct,17 18:09 other posts of leopoldij

Neptune

By #454258 at 29,Oct,17 20:16

Orian Constellation

By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Oct,17 20:23 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Pluto

By #454258 at 29,Oct,17 23:23

Quasar

By leopoldij at 30,Oct,17 00:08 other posts of leopoldij

Rhea

By #454258 at 30,Oct,17 05:59

Stars

By leopoldij at 30,Oct,17 07:00 other posts of leopoldij

Titan

By HotFuckerBoy at 30,Oct,17 10:10 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Uranus (or as everyone says "your anus"

)

By leopoldij at 30,Oct,17 12:03 other posts of leopoldij

Venus
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White dwarf
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X-ray binary star
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Yellow dwarf
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Zeta Orionis

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 23:32 other posts of leopoldij

Now what?

By #454258 at 21,Oct,17 00:56

Weapons?

Axe

By #536760 at 21,Oct,17 00:59

B = Biger fuckin axe

By HotFuckerBoy at 21,Oct,17 03:07 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Colt 45

By PoloFields at 21,Oct,17 06:54 other posts of PoloFields

Derringer,

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,17 07:18 other posts of leopoldij

E = Ejaculator
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Explosives is another possibility.

By #454258 at 21,Oct,17 07:56

Flintlock

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,17 10:02 other posts of leopoldij

G = Gun

By HotFuckerBoy at 21,Oct,17 12:11 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Hand grenade

By HotFuckerBoy at 21,Oct,17 12:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

I have an explosive ejaculator, does that count?

By #536760 at 22,Oct,17 00:35

J = Javlin (RPG)

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 01:02 other posts of leopoldij

K = Kalashnikov

By #536760 at 22,Oct,17 03:34

Lemons (they can hurt)

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 04:21 other posts of leopoldij

So can Love.
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and Lumbago.
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and Lust.
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but neither Love, nor Lumbago, nor Lust are weapons, are they?

By #454258 at 22,Oct,17 04:49

M= METAL GEAR!!!

or if that doesn't count,

Mortor Cannon

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 08:42 other posts of leopoldij

N = Nukes

By #454258 at 22,Oct,17 14:51

Had to wiki this one.

Orita M1941 (Romania - Submachine Gun - 9Ч19mm Parabellum)

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 15:14 other posts of leopoldij

P = Pussy (it is a weapon)

By #542901 at 22,Oct,17 18:08

Q= Queue (billard queue can be used as a weapon)

By #536760 at 22,Oct,17 20:47

R = Rail gun

By #485312 at 22,Oct,17 21:37

S = Sexbomb, sexbot from Austin powers *lix*

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 22:56 other posts of leopoldij

T = Taser (titties, big ones, can be a weapin too)
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U = Uzi (the weapon with which a 9 year old girl accidentally killed her instructor in 2014 while he was teaching her how you use this lethal Israeli gun; it was a usual outing by the girl and her family at the Guns 'n Burgers place where one eats burgers and shoots guns, in the US, of course only registered users can see external links )

By HotFuckerBoy at 23,Oct,17 22:21 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

V-2 Missle

By leopoldij at 23,Oct,17 23:50 other posts of leopoldij

W = Whip

By HotFuckerBoy at 24,Oct,17 01:46 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Xiphos - (a sword)

Yumi (Longbow) or a Yari (Spear)

Zweihander (Two handed Sword)

only registered users can see external links

By leopoldij at 24,Oct,17 06:28 other posts of leopoldij

Foul! These are Greek, Japanese and German words. I didn't know that all languages were allowed!

By HotFuckerBoy at 24,Oct,17 10:09 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

It will have to do...

I didn’t see anyone else jumping on tackling X,Y, and Z.

By leopoldij at 24,Oct,17 23:46 other posts of leopoldij

No. We didn't get the chance. Lol

By #454258 at 25,Oct,17 05:25

Oh hey Pot, names Kettle, have we met?

By #536760 at 25,Oct,17 23:13

By HotFuckerBoy at 18,Oct,17 17:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

How about FOODS?

Apple Pie

By #536760 at 18,Oct,17 19:48

Banana cake

By HotFuckerBoy at 18,Oct,17 19:57 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Cream Pie

By leopoldij at 18,Oct,17 23:09 other posts of leopoldij

D = Dandelion

By HotFuckerBoy at 19,Oct,17 00:41 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Eggplant Parmesean

By #454258 at 19,Oct,17 03:16

Fritters

By #536760 at 19,Oct,17 06:00

G = Gummy Bears

By HotFuckerBoy at 19,Oct,17 10:26 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Hamburger

By PoloFields at 19,Oct,17 11:08 other posts of PoloFields

I = ice cream

By #454258 at 19,Oct,17 14:54

Jerky

By leopoldij at 19,Oct,17 16:22 other posts of leopoldij

K = Kale
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L = Longanberry

By HotFuckerBoy at 20,Oct,17 00:20 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Muffin

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 00:29 other posts of leopoldij

N = Nectarines

By #536760 at 20,Oct,17 04:27

O = Octopuses

By #485312 at 20,Oct,17 05:31

P = Pussy!!! well you've all been to a chinese restaurant lm sure lol, *lix*

By #454258 at 20,Oct,17 05:43

I resent that Lix.

Quaker Oats Oatmeal

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 05:48 other posts of leopoldij

R = Radishes

By #536760 at 20,Oct,17 07:48

S = Soup
Although I don't class soup as a food . Unless it's really chunky.

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 10:05 other posts of leopoldij

Then choose Spaghetti or Sardines.

By #536760 at 20,Oct,17 07:57

Sounds yum

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 10:06 other posts of leopoldij

T = Turnips

By #454258 at 20,Oct,17 14:56

Underwear thats made of candy

yeah thats a thing.

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 16:32 other posts of leopoldij

V = Vaginas. Yes, I eat them.

By shackles at 20,Oct,17 16:37 other posts of shackles

W=watermelon. Or whiskey. Depends on the day.

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 23:30 other posts of leopoldij

X = X-rated candy shaped like a pussy
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Y = Yogurt
Z = Zucchini (used instead of a dildo)

By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 13:57 other posts of leopoldij

SEX ACTS
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A = Anal

By HotFuckerBoy at 15,Oct,17 14:48 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Blow Job

By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 19:38 other posts of leopoldij

C = Cumshot

By #485312 at 16,Oct,17 02:04

DP, double penetration *lix*

By HotFuckerBoy at 16,Oct,17 02:26 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Ejaculation

By leopoldij at 16,Oct,17 03:22 other posts of leopoldij

F = Fucking hard, without stoppin

By #454258 at 16,Oct,17 04:49

G=goatse

Im ashamed i even know that word.

By #536760 at 16,Oct,17 08:01

Then I'm ashamed to ask. What is that?

H = Hanky Panky

By leopoldij at 16,Oct,17 19:26 other posts of leopoldij

I = Intercourse

By HotFuckerBoy at 16,Oct,17 20:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Jam the Joystick

By #485312 at 16,Oct,17 21:53

Knocking her up *lix*

By #536760 at 16,Oct,17 22:53

Licking anus

By HotFuckerBoy at 17,Oct,17 00:18 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Making My Man Milk - There's four "M"s for ya

By leopoldij at 17,Oct,17 01:10 other posts of leopoldij

N = Nymphomaniac

By #454258 at 17,Oct,17 06:11

Orgasm

By PoloFields at 17,Oct,17 06:52 other posts of PoloFields

P = Penetration

By #485312 at 17,Oct,17 07:13

Queefing

By leopoldij at 17,Oct,17 07:32 other posts of leopoldij

R = Rimming

By HotFuckerBoy at 17,Oct,17 10:10 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Suck and Swallow

By leopoldij at 17,Oct,17 13:50 other posts of leopoldij

T = Titty fucking

By #454258 at 17,Oct,17 15:33

Urethra Play

By HotFuckerBoy at 17,Oct,17 19:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Vagina licking
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Wet Spot

By #485312 at 18,Oct,17 11:17

X-rated movie watching *lix*

By leopoldij at 18,Oct,17 14:26 other posts of leopoldij

Y = Yank the plank

Z = Zipper dinner

By #454258 at 17,Oct,17 06:13

The act of a man bending over and stretching his anus wide open. some people like it i guess.

By #536760 at 17,Oct,17 19:56

Thank you toon.

XXX

By #454258 at 10,Oct,17 06:31

okay, how about...Professions?

Attorney

By #536760 at 10,Oct,17 06:43

B = Bank Robber

By #485312 at 10,Oct,17 07:27

C = Clerk

By #536760 at 10,Oct,17 08:35

D = Dentist

By HotFuckerBoy at 10,Oct,17 09:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

E - Engineer

By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 13:28 other posts of leopoldij

F= Fucker
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G = Gangbanger
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H = Hooker
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I = Impregnator
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J = Jobblower
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K = Knob Polisher
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L = Load Swallower
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M = Manhandler
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N = Nympho
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O = Onanist
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P = Phallocrat
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Q = Quiffer Sniffer
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R = Ruboffer
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S = Sex Worker
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T = Toilet Trainer
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U = Usher
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V = Virgin Flower Planter
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W = Wife-Swapper
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X = X-rated Film Director
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Y = Yankoffer
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Z = **** Keeper

By #454258 at 10,Oct,17 15:26

Fire Fighter.

Ignore LEO

By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 16:46 other posts of leopoldij

Yeah. That's fine.

By #536760 at 10,Oct,17 20:59

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Gigalo

By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 21:58 other posts of leopoldij

there's no such word dude
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What's your native language really?

By HotFuckerBoy at 10,Oct,17 22:30 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

I think he meant gigolo, which means a male prostitute

By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 22:35 other posts of leopoldij

Oh, I see. What is his native language you think? He doesn't speak English properly.

By #536760 at 11,Oct,17 00:29

אני נותן לך רמז. זה לא זה.

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 10:03 other posts of leopoldij

I don't give a shit.

By #536760 at 11,Oct,17 18:34

Yes you do.

By #454258 at 11,Oct,17 04:26

Horse Jockey

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 10:05 other posts of leopoldij

I = Impregnator.
What's wrong with this profession?
It is a profession.
Here:
only registered users can see external links

By HotFuckerBoy at 11,Oct,17 10:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Judge

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 10:15 other posts of leopoldij

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 15:36 other posts of leopoldij

K = Knob Polisher
I wrote it above.
It is a profession.

Look: only registered users can see external links

By #536760 at 11,Oct,17 18:35

Your like a turd that won't go down.

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Lemon picker

By HotFuckerBoy at 11,Oct,17 20:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Master Baiter - one who master at baiting fishing lines

Or how about

Massage Therapist

By #536760 at 11,Oct,17 21:02

Nannie

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 22:24 other posts of leopoldij

O = Organ Grinder
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P = Prostitute
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Both are respectable professions
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R = Rim-turning finisher
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S = Sex Worker

By #536760 at 11,Oct,17 22:44

1 carnt you just fucking pick one? And then just bobble around till the next person try's to flush.

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 22:54 other posts of leopoldij

Nah, hon carnt yu shebring late n go neths from libber jentres. Then over bubbet stanza go glObular. Right?

By #536760 at 12,Oct,17 05:29

Fuck him.
optoma
opoma
opa
A glasses guy.

By #485312 at 12,Oct,17 05:41

optometrist .. no need for glasses here, so much smut it burns the insides of my eyelids *lix*

By #536760 at 12,Oct,17 06:43

pickel taster?

By HotFuckerBoy at 13,Oct,17 00:27 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

I like having my pickle tasted

By #536760 at 13,Oct,17 07:42

Open 9 to 5 $2.50

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Quicky mart manager

By HotFuckerBoy at 13,Oct,17 11:47 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Repossesor

By #454258 at 13,Oct,17 15:37

Security Officer

By leopoldij at 13,Oct,17 22:39 other posts of leopoldij

T = Toilet Trainer
It's a job:
only registered users can see external links

By #536760 at 14,Oct,17 03:08

undie maker

By HotFuckerBoy at 14,Oct,17 11:42 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Voltage Tester

Yup it's a real job

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By leopoldij at 14,Oct,17 12:24 other posts of leopoldij

W = Wad Impregnator

Yes, it IS a job:
only registered users can see external links

By #536760 at 15,Oct,17 01:19

The x-ray chick or dude.

By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 01:54 other posts of leopoldij

Y = Yard Inspector
Z = Zoologist

By #536760 at 15,Oct,17 03:20

Well Done. Now What?

By leopoldij at 06,Oct,17 21:54 other posts of leopoldij

Scientists.

A = Archimedes

By HotFuckerBoy at 07,Oct,17 00:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Bell, Alexander Graham

By #536760 at 07,Oct,17 00:22

Curie Marie

By #485312 at 07,Oct,17 02:42

D = Darwin, Charles

By #536760 at 07,Oct,17 04:05

E = Einstein Jim

By #485312 at 07,Oct,17 04:58

F = Frankenstein

By #536760 at 07,Oct,17 05:43

The google dude

By HotFuckerBoy at 07,Oct,17 14:38 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Hubble, the telescope dude
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Isaac Newton

By #485312 at 08,Oct,17 09:14

Dr Jekyll

By #536760 at 08,Oct,17 09:43

Kelvin Cline

By HotFuckerBoy at 08,Oct,17 21:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Land, Edwin Herbert- Inventor of Polaroid cameras, probably the first cameras common ppl used to photo thier private parts

By leopoldij at 08,Oct,17 22:21 other posts of leopoldij

Maxwell, James Clerk.

By #536760 at 08,Oct,17 23:51

Nobel Alfred

By leopoldij at 08,Oct,17 23:57 other posts of leopoldij

He was NOT a scientist.
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NEWTON, Isaac. He was a scientist. Fucking Alfred Nobel was no fucking scientist.

By #539191 at 09,Oct,17 02:11

Oppenheimer the Atom bomb dude

By #536760 at 09,Oct,17 02:39

O,Leary Brian (went to space and stuff)

By #485312 at 09,Oct,17 07:33

P = Pythagoras, known for the theorem of the triangle, that the opposite side of the right angle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other sides *lix*

By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 08:48 other posts of leopoldij

By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 08:50 other posts of leopoldij

QUINN, Helen. Australian physicist.

By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 10:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Another cool thing about triangles, it's the shape pubic hair grows

By #485312 at 09,Oct,17 11:59

lol, yeah l wonder if perving on pussy helped him cum up with the theorem *lix*

By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 12:55 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Probably, I know I would

By #536760 at 09,Oct,17 08:47

And kelvin cline ?
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Helen Rhoda Quinn (born 19 May 1943 in Melbourne) is a particle physicist (my mother)

I was faster.

By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 10:02 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Rorschach, Hermann - the dude who made those ink blot pictures

By #485312 at 09,Oct,17 10:07

S = Sigmund Freud *lix*

By #536760 at 09,Oct,17 20:40

Thomas Edison

By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 23:10 other posts of leopoldij

TORICELLI
UHLENBECK
VOLTA
WATT
X
YUKAWA
ZEEMAN

By #525562 at 09,Oct,17 03:36

Al Gore....An inconvenient money grab!

By #454258 at 05,Oct,17 01:43

Okay then, How about people in history?

Andrew Jackson

By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 02:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Benjamin Franklin

By #536760 at 05,Oct,17 03:44

Captain Cook

By #454258 at 05,Oct,17 05:06

Danial Boon
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Edward "Blackbeard" Thatch

By #536760 at 05,Oct,17 06:19

Fa-th-er cristmas

By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 10:17 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Galileo

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 13:39 other posts of leopoldij

Hannibal

By #454258 at 05,Oct,17 14:05

Icarus

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 15:08 other posts of leopoldij

Since we moved to mythology now, let me continue...

J = Jupiter (=Zeus=Ζευς

By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 19:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Kennedy, John F.

By #536760 at 05,Oct,17 20:39

Lizzy Borden

By #454258 at 06,Oct,17 02:38

Martin Luther King Jr.

I thought Icaus was a real person? sure maybe he didn't fly to the sun, but even the craziest legends have some root in reality.

By #485312 at 06,Oct,17 03:11

Nelson Mandela *lix*

By #536760 at 05,Oct,17 20:35

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Oprah

By #454258 at 06,Oct,17 05:40

Pol Pot

By #536760 at 06,Oct,17 07:12

The Queen

By #485312 at 06,Oct,17 09:12

Rumpelstiltskin

By #536760 at 06,Oct,17 19:34

Steven Hawkings

By #23212 at 06,Oct,17 06:24

Pierre Trudeau.

By leopoldij at 06,Oct,17 21:41 other posts of leopoldij

Ulysses
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Venus
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Washington
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Xerxes
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Yelchin
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Zorro

By WHATSUPDOC at 06,Oct,17 13:45 other posts of WHATSUPDOC

How about Warren Zevon or ZORRO

By #454258 at 04,Oct,17 03:38

How about Anime?

Azumanga Daioh

Bezerk

Cowboy Bebop

By leopoldij at 04,Oct,17 07:47 other posts of leopoldij

I'm afraid that won't fly....

By #536760 at 04,Oct,17 07:51

Blow fly ?

By #454258 at 04,Oct,17 14:14

Why Not?

Dragonball

By leopoldij at 04,Oct,17 14:32 other posts of leopoldij

Because who knows about anime...?

By #485312 at 04,Oct,17 23:25

piccachu

By #536760 at 04,Oct,17 23:52

Bless you.

By #454258 at 05,Oct,17 01:41

Not enough people, It seems.

By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 02:55 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Not that there is anything wrong with anime, just maybe something that is more mainstream we can relate to? Personally, I couldn't name one anime cartoon

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 05:22 other posts of leopoldij

That's what I thought too....

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 05:24 other posts of leopoldij

I know that anime is Japanese. But what's the difference, if any, with manga? I honestly don't know.

By #454258 at 05,Oct,17 05:32

the difference being, anime is a cartoon you can watch on TV, and manga is like a comic or graphic novel.

Most anime starts out as a manga.

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 05:35 other posts of leopoldij

Got it. Thanks.

By HotFuckerBoy at 02,Oct,17 21:36 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

How about Bands

I'll start.

AC/DC

By #485312 at 03,Oct,17 01:26

B = Backstreet Boys

By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 01:58 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Cream

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 02:21

Deep Purple

By #534035 at 03,Oct,17 04:36

Eagles

By #454258 at 03,Oct,17 05:58

Fleetwood Mac

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 06:13 other posts of leopoldij

Guatemala Philharmonic

By #454258 at 03,Oct,17 06:42

HIM

By #358797 at 03,Oct,17 04:45

Bring Me the Horizon

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 06:21

Iron Maiden--------------------------------------- added after 28 minutes and judas priest

(sorry)

By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 10:13 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

K.id Rock
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Linkin Park

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 13:09 other posts of leopoldij

M = Metallica

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N = Nizhny Novgorod Academic Symphony Orchestra (Нижегородский академический симфонический оркестр )
only registered users can see external links

By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 16:21 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Ozzy Osbourne

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 18:49

Pink floyd

By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 19:03 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Queen

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 23:25 other posts of leopoldij

R = R.E.M.

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 23:32

Sex pistols

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 23:54 other posts of leopoldij

T = The Time

By HotFuckerBoy at 04,Oct,17 00:28 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

By #454258 at 04,Oct,17 03:32

Van Halen
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W.A.S.P.

By #534035 at 04,Oct,17 03:33

Weezer!

By #454258 at 04,Oct,17 03:36

Yes
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ZZ Top

By #530841 at 03,Oct,17 16:12

Mine is called "Leo". Markus. /8s0sipn8fiyvpic.html

By #454258 at 02,Oct,17 04:00

Movie titles

can be porn, hentai or normal, but it has to be real. I'll google the fake sounding ones, So I'll know.

Almost Heroes (starring Chris Farly and Matthew Perry)

By #536760 at 02,Oct,17 04:04

Back door bitch,s

By leopoldij at 02,Oct,17 12:54 other posts of leopoldij

Clif Banger
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Debbie Does Dallas
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That's a triple D! Beat that!
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E = E.T.
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F = Fargo
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G = Ghostbusters
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H = Highlander
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I = Iceman
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J = JFK
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K = Kingpin
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H = Hannibal
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L = Lassie
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M = Meet the Fockers
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N = Nebraska
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O = Octopussy
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P = Paranormal Activity
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Q = Queen of Outer Space
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

R = Rambo
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

S = Schindler's List
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

T = Terminator
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

U = Undercover Duet
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V = Veronica Guerin
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

W = Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

X = Xanadu
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

Y = Your ****'s ****
--------------------------------------- added after 6 hours

Y = Your Sist.er's ****.ter
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Y = Your Sist.er's si.st.er
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Z = Zodiac

By #454258 at 03,Oct,17 05:57

First off, you're taking the fun out of it by not giving anyone else a chance.

Second, props for choosing Ghostbusterr for G

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 06:09 other posts of leopoldij

I know. I felt like being a spoiled nerd.

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 06:09 other posts of leopoldij

Please translate "props" or rephrase. I don't understand.

By #454258 at 03,Oct,17 06:41

Props = respect

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 08:20 other posts of leopoldij

Thanks.

By leopoldij at 02,Oct,17 16:27 other posts of leopoldij

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 06:19

Please understand. Leo is a robot. You must translate precisly. If not you will end up in his celler.

And by "props" he means feed me, leo.

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 06:23 other posts of leopoldij

What's a celler? Perhaps English is not your mother tongue?

By #536760 at 03,Oct,17 10:13

What's my mother got to do with it?
I'm gust hungery.
Can I have a can opener?
I found this.
[deleted image]

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 13:07 other posts of leopoldij

no, i don't understand what hungery means.
by altering one vowel only we get hungary, that is, a country.
i doubt it that you are a country.

By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 16:27 other posts of leopoldij

TERMS FOR VAGINA.
I START.

A = Air Pipe

By #530184 at 29,Sep,17 19:41

Beaver

By #536760 at 29,Sep,17 21:49

Cum hole

By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 22:52 other posts of leopoldij

D = Dick receptacle

By #536760 at 30,Sep,17 00:22

E = Every young mans dream

By #454258 at 30,Sep,17 01:35

Fuck box

By #536760 at 30,Sep,17 03:31

G = Got a really long rope. I'm going in.

By #454258 at 30,Sep,17 06:27

hole

By #485312 at 30,Sep,17 07:50

I = Inny

By #536913 at 30,Sep,17 08:47

J = Just what I need

By leopoldij at 30,Sep,17 13:25 other posts of leopoldij

K = Knob Gobbler

By HotFuckerBoy at 01,Oct,17 01:30 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Labia

By #536760 at 01,Oct,17 07:24

M = Mmmmmm

By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 09:44 other posts of leopoldij

M = Muff

M = Money Maker

M = Mound

M = Main Dick Drain

By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 09:45 other posts of leopoldij

...

By HotFuckerBoy at 01,Oct,17 14:00 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Nookie

By #454258 at 01,Oct,17 15:24

Orgasam Station

By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 18:12 other posts of leopoldij

P = PUSSY!!!
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Q = Queef Quarry
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R = Roast Beef
S = Slit
T = Twat
U = Uteran Hatch
V = Vag
W = WooHoo

By #454258 at 02,Oct,17 03:53

XXX

Yeast Factory

Zoot Coot

(thats all i could think of for Z)

By #536760 at 02,Oct,17 04:01

By #454258 at 28,Sep,17 05:26

Sex/porn related.

Anal

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 06:30

Back Dooring.
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Well done toon.

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If your here leo just take one lollie not half the pack.

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LEO ???

By #454258 at 28,Sep,17 06:49

Cum
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thanks

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 07:50

docking

By #485312 at 28,Sep,17 08:31

E = Erogenous

By #454258 at 28,Sep,17 14:16

Fucking........duh

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 18:57

Gang bang

By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Sep,17 21:46 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Hand job

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 22:52

In the butt?

By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Sep,17 23:24 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Jizz

By #454258 at 29,Sep,17 01:27

Kinky

By #530184 at 29,Sep,17 03:46

Limp

By #536760 at 29,Sep,17 03:51

sorry to hear that.

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Hope you get a (MONSTER)

god i,m good.

By #539191 at 29,Sep,17 04:03

nub

[deleted image]

By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Sep,17 10:01 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

Orgasm

By #539191 at 29,Sep,17 11:21

Pleasure
Quest

By #454258 at 29,Sep,17 14:38

Rimjob

By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 16:21 other posts of leopoldij

S = Sologamy ( only registered users can see external links )
--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes

T = Transvestite

U = Urethra

V = Vulva

W = Wanker

X = X-rated

Y = Yeast infection

Z = Zoo_philia

By #454258 at 26,Sep,17 06:08

Locations. I'll Start.

A= Amsterdam

By #485312 at 26,Sep,17 08:06

B = Berlin

By #536760 at 26,Sep,17 08:41

C = Cambodia

By Sergius at 26,Sep,17 17:28 other posts of Sergius

Denverr

By #485312 at 27,Sep,17 01:34

E = Earth!!

By HotFuckerBoy at 27,Sep,17 01:39 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

F-France

By #536760 at 27,Sep,17 02:17

G = Greenland

By #454258 at 27,Sep,17 04:53

Haiti

By #485312 at 27,Sep,17 09:05

I = Iceland

By #454258 at 27,Sep,17 15:11

Jersey City

By HotFuckerBoy at 27,Sep,17 19:03 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

K - Kalamazoo

By #485312 at 27,Sep,17 22:45

L = Liechtenstein

By leopoldij at 27,Sep,17 23:35 other posts of leopoldij

M = Mexico
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N = Norway
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O = Oman
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P = Peru
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Q = Qatar
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R = Russia
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S = Showyourcunt

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 00:01

Mmm. Your just like me. You don't play well with others.

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T = tiny town

By #454258 at 28,Sep,17 01:38

Utah

By #485312 at 28,Sep,17 04:12

W = WHOOP WHOOP *LIX*

By #454258 at 28,Sep,17 05:24

Xanadu

Yakima

Zillah

By #536760 at 28,Sep,17 06:28

Next????? Thanks to the spoil sports.

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oops my bad.

By leopoldij at 28,Sep,17 12:26 other posts of leopoldij

Why not? Showyourcunt is, for many, a place to live in.

By #536760 at 24,Sep,17 02:27

Car parts.You start?

By #485312 at 24,Sep,17 03:55

A = Alternator

By Sergius at 24,Sep,17 15:27 other posts of Sergius

Brake

By leopoldij at 24,Sep,17 17:38 other posts of leopoldij

C = carburator

By #534035 at 24,Sep,17 18:04

Differential

By #485312 at 24,Sep,17 18:47

E = Engine

By #526776 at 24,Sep,17 18:50

F = Flashers

By leopoldij at 24,Sep,17 19:56 other posts of leopoldij

G = Gearbox

By Sergius at 24,Sep,17 20:19 other posts of Sergius

Hood

By #536760 at 24,Sep,17 21:50

Ignition

By Gntlmn at 24,Sep,17 23:22 other posts of Gntlmn

jack

By #530184 at 25,Sep,17 00:16

Knock sensor

By #485312 at 25,Sep,17 01:19

L = Lifters

By #536760 at 25,Sep,17 01:49

Manifold

By #181785 at 25,Sep,17 04:06

Nuts! No not those.

By #485312 at 25,Sep,17 07:54

O = Odometer

By #536760 at 25,Sep,17 09:30

park break q is easy...

By #485312 at 25,Sep,17 11:25

Q = Quarter panel

By Sergius at 25,Sep,17 14:48 other posts of Sergius

Rim

By #93221 at 25,Sep,17 14:55

Steering wheel

By leopoldij at 25,Sep,17 16:40 other posts of leopoldij

T = Tyre
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U = Undercarriage
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V = Valve
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W = Wheel
--------------------------------------- added after 5 minutes

Come on guys, you go on now.

By #485312 at 25,Sep,17 21:00

X = xenon headlight or X-haust pipe

By leopoldij at 25,Sep,17 22:59 other posts of leopoldij

What's a xenon?

By #485312 at 26,Sep,17 02:40

a brand of headlight bulb *lix*

By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 16:54 other posts of leopoldij

Wow

By #485312 at 26,Sep,17 08:05

Y = Yoke

By #536760 at 26,Sep,17 08:11

zerox printer. (i,m in a limo)

By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 16:55 other posts of leopoldij

That's XEROX. FAIL.

By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 16:54 other posts of leopoldij

What's that?

By #536760 at 22,Sep,17 07:04

Pick any part of the body that starts with the next letter.
I'll start with A = arm

By HotFuckerBoy at 22,Sep,17 10:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

B = butt

By #485312 at 22,Sep,17 11:14

C = Cunt

By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 11:25 other posts of Andthisisme

D = diaphragm

By JeffinKS at 22,Sep,17 11:33 other posts of JeffinKS

E = epididymis

By jayman73 at 22,Sep,17 13:41 other posts of jayman73

F = Finger

By #485312 at 22,Sep,17 13:46

G = Gluteus Maximus

By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 15:16 other posts of Andthisisme

H = Heart

By #530184 at 22,Sep,17 15:41

I = Iris

By Sergius at 22,Sep,17 17:36 other posts of Sergius

Jugular

By HotFuckerBoy at 22,Sep,17 21:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy

K - knee

By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 21:37 other posts of Andthisisme

L = Labia

By #485312 at 22,Sep,17 23:52

M = Muscles

By #516354 at 22,Sep,17 23:54

N=Nipples

By #536760 at 23,Sep,17 02:22

woow so many bored people..

overy

By Sergius at 23,Sep,17 04:00 other posts of Sergius

Penis

By #485312 at 23,Sep,17 04:47

Q = Quadriceps

By routemaster at 23,Sep,17 06:05 other posts of routemaster

ribs

By CreativeOne at 23,Sep,17 07:07 other posts of CreativeOne

S = Scrotum

By #540382 at 23,Sep,17 08:09

Testicles

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 08:54 other posts of leopoldij

U umbilical cord

By #485312 at 23,Sep,17 09:05

V = Vertebrae

By Andthisisme at 23,Sep,17 11:13 other posts of Andthisisme

X = xiphoid

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 15:07 other posts of leopoldij

Y=Cumshot

By #530184 at 24,Sep,17 00:16

Wisdom teeth

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 08:54 other posts of leopoldij

brilliant!

By #516354 at 23,Sep,17 10:15

W=Willy (cock)

By Sergius at 23,Sep,17 15:32 other posts of Sergius

Zizi

By #206678 at 22,Sep,17 21:04

Frenulum

By #521574 at 22,Sep,17 11:31

E - esophagus

Alphabet dicks.

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