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My foreskin and the fact it gives me endless hours of pleasure and totally free of charge too |
My late dad once caught me wanking, he just smiled knowingly and walked away, he never caught me again. |
During her heyday in the 1930s, Greta Garbo was relaxing in her dressing room inbetween takes and planted some grass seeds in her hair. When asked by the Director why she had done this, Great replied: "I want to be a lawn".
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My wife has just paid a fortune to have the world's deepest ever swimming pool installed in our back garden. I've never been able to fathom her out.
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I was going to watch the start of the Olympics on the river Seine in Paris tonight but decided I couldn't be bothered. When you've seine one river, you've seine the lot.
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I went to a nudist beach a couple of months ago.
After sitting on all those pebbles for two hours, my bum's not been the same since. |
My doctor advised me to stop eating rice.
He said I'm basmatic. |
What did the buffalo say to his offspring when they went their separate ways?
"'bye, son." |
Did you hear about the sex mad guy with also a keen interest in birds?
He's a Hornithologist. |
I'm 100% gay but have several platonic lady friends who know of my sexuality and my life would be a lot poorer without them. Contrary to what some people think, not all gay men hate ladies, they just don't want to go to bed with them. Therefore I am quite happy for ladies to compliment any of my pics on this site and several have already done so.:x :x |
A man went into a video library and said: "can I borrow Batman Forever?"
"Sorry," replied the girl behind the counter, "you need to bring it back by the end of next week." |
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She was indeed |
My two favourite songs by the late lovely Francoise |
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Thank you for the link, I'd forgotten she was in that film which I haven't seen for years. I did go out and buy the 45 r.p.m. single of "All Over the World" in 1965 so I'm glad I contributed to it being a Top 20 hit but it should have gone much higher, it is a beautiful song which also shows off the poignancy of Francoise's voice. |
My mum never caught me wanking, not even once, but my dad did, he just smiled and walked away. |
I was very sorry to hear of Francoise's passing too, I remember her well. "All Over the World" is one of my all-time favourite songs of the mid-1960s, surprised it only got to 16 in the UK charts and "Tous les Garcons et Les Filles" is beautiful too. R.I.P. Francoise. |
I once had a pet mouse named Elvis but he sadly got killed. He was caught in a trap.
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Kisses to you too |