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/ˈjuːsləs/ adjective adjective: useless not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome. informal having no ability or skill in a specified activity or area. |
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PA-FREDDY is a blind asshole. He complaines about the looks of women members. This poor excuse of a member has been blacklisted 91 times not counting all the members that left the site because of him. And you want to see what he looks like? Get your laugh here:
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An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
Adam got butthurt when Mike stole his bitch.
butthurt
Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.
Lucy got butthurt when Drew did not help him clean
#offended#petty#stupid#whiny#pissed off
and don't forget the asterisks *Lix*
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Butthurt First Aid Kit
When Admin puts the One Eyed member over his knees and proceeds to redden the old caboose.
It must be nice to be able to buy a house for 150 MILLION dollars.
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Some people are just FUCKING IDIOTS. The only smart 1 here was the 1 with the duct tape! They made some good money off idiots!
Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist
ATE a 120,000 dollar bananna.I wonder if he took insurance out on the artwork first?
I know there was a tale of some guy paying stupid money for some old cigars.Insured them,then smoked them,and filed claims that they had been lost in a series of small fires. He was given a check,but arrested for fraud when he cashed it.
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This shit is gold, you couldn't think of this stuff if you wanted. no just think of any random word, like 'shit', and type it to the 'google search bar', wait a millisecond for the 6 million hits to be generated, copy and paste one or more of these google generated songs into a forum, and lets see if we cant catch some poor granny out all for the cause... what ever that is, lm still working out what that is... so leave it with me, lm sure it tell us exactly what it thinks before the day is out, as it has the worst case of verbal diarrhea lve ever seen, and when l google the word diarrhea to see how it was spelled, l found this great little number, may be someone could add it to the song thread for me, its a song about something very appropriate... and no, l didn't just think this shit up all on my own, someone beat me to it!!!!!
this section of song has been copied and pasted from the internet, lm not going to PRETEND I know every word to every song in the universe..
also, no piles of poo where harmed in the copying and pasting of this pile shit.
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy
Diarrhea
diarrhea
When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!
if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea
when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..
diarrhea!
diarrhea!
When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.--------------------------------------- added after 5 minuteswhat a little gem, and it says to add a verse if you think of it.. l'll work on that *lix*
But you start shooting long
It's diarrhea, it's diarrhea.
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit
Been there,not good!
That’s one way to be voted teacher of the year
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '
CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAY APPLY
"Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.
“However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”
She started work yesterday.
How about Celery relish?
And they want us to suck it? Bleah!
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I think the second 1,the old fart has got himself some nice young puss to screw and so he puts up with the kitty ears.
Sad really,as it would really be handy to be able to go visit once in a while.
If it can work there,it can work everywhere.
Would be nice to loose a few pounds and put on some decent clothes and go out with a lady and rock her world later after a good supper,AND Get paid for doing it!
In other words,I would be working for peanuts!
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He feels like an idiot. We know how true that is
If it wasn't,how could you leave from a airport,and fly "AROUND" the world and get back home? If the earth was flat,you would pass over everything and then into oblivion.Which would not be good as there would be no where to land.
I think the answer is that they've always been idiots, they've just been waiting for an excuse to express their idiocy. The flat earth shit, believe it or not, grew out of internet discussions.
But I have enough sense to know the earth is round.
I also have enough sense to understand the universe is to damn big for us to be the ONLY intelligent beings in it.
And if you look at how far we have come tech wise,from making womens boobs bigger to making rockets to send things to Mars, other societys far far away could have made much more progress.
And what the hell makes people thing they would look like us?
They could be blobs of goo with great mental powers to do things by just thinking about it.Teleconisis "spelling"
Augmented,naw.Way I figure it,if a woman is not even happy with what she was born with,what chance do I have of making her happy? Little to none.
Anurag Dikshit ranked 207 among The World's Richest People In 2006.
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The ideal position for a person to comfortably relieve their bowels is a lot like a squat, with the knees at a 90-degree angle to the waist, and not a seated position.
mmm ok, fess up!!! who put he
smile on Shellies face??? *lix*
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God Dxxn Republicans
Bacalao---Julio Iglesias
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Besides you don't have to see her face.
HAHAHA. This gem is from Neketal.
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Useless Dog Video *lix*
David Joyner, who donned the iconic dino costume from 1991 to 2001 on the PBS kid's show Barney & Friends, has been running a successful tantric massage practice since 2004 and currently attends to 30 different clients
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1a. 80% of men are liars.
2. The porniest state in the Union is also the Mormonest state: Utah, which has the highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users (5.47). Magic underwear, indeed.
3. The least popular day of the year for looking at online porn is not Christmas or Bastille Day -- both good guesses -- but Thanksgiving. (No doubt, a houseful or relatives would tend to create logistical problems.)
4. 12% of websites -- or nearly 25 million -- are porn sites.
5. $3,075.64 is spent on Internet porn an average of every single second!
5a. Idiots are spending money every single second on something that is widely available for free.
6. Also every second, 28,258 people on the Internet are viewing porn.
6a. Wait a minute, let me close this other browser: 28,2587.
7. 2.5 billion emails per day -- about 8% of the total -- contain porn. The rest are unwanted spam.
8. The USA kicks butt in porn! Total Internet pornography revenue in the U.S. is $2.84 billion, or 58% of the global total of $4.9 billion.
9. Sunday is the most popular day of the week for finding God viewing porn.
9a. The other six days are tied for second.
10. The U.S. city with the most searches per capita of the terms "sex," "porn" and "xxx" is -- and someone's going to have to explain this to me -- Elmhurst, Illinois.
10a. Elmhurst native and early 20th-century socialist leader Eugene V. Debs no doubt would roll over in his grave if he knew about all the fun he was missing what has become of his beloved hometown.
Tim, who spent Ј30 on his novel new name said: “It’s pronounced Tim Per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-rice,” he told the Daily Mirror.
“I hope the name acts like fly repellent to these people. When I rang the woman at the bank, she couldn’t stop laughing.”
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Fourex was still being manufactured in 2003 and was used primarily by people with latex allergies; no longer being manufactured by 2014. Fourex listed in 1990 lawsuit against makers of natural skin condoms; natural skin condoms do not prevent spread of AIDS/HIV.
Aids was not around when we used them. Because their lube contained a spermicide conception, even if they broke was not an issue. In those days Charlie was a very lucky guy
As for the Yugo,The nylon,read that as "space age" plastic,transmission gears pretty much took the Yugo off the road before WE could GO. The last 1 I saw for sale about 2 years ago was almost the same price as it was new as they were so disposable that there is very few left.The Yugo GV Convertable sport model is very rare and highly collectable.
I get bugged alot by folks wanting to buy either of my 2 older work trucks as they are in the age that the 30 somethings want to restore.Hell a 60's truck is the 1 you put the chainsaw in the back and go get a load of wood! Not drive to the cruise in!
•Breast size is hereditary. ...
•Not all breasts are created equal. ...
•The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD. ...
•Your boobs aren't just made of fat. ...
•Gaining weight can make your boobs larger. ...
•Sagging is inevitable. ...
•When you exercise, your boobs move around.
The plot line, not surprisingly, is simple: A wealthy man-about-town gives a girl a lift in his flashy convertible but stops ten miles from her destination; he then offers to drive her the rest of the way in exchange for sex. She indignantly refuses, and walks home. In the next scene, the caddish driver gives her a lift again. This time, he stops 20 miles from home, with the same offer. Again, she refuses. On the third day, he drops her 50 miles from home. This time she relents, and they make love on the grass.
As the girl brushes down her dress, she admits that she had been happy to walk ten miles, or even 20 miles. “But I’ll be Damned if I Will Walk 50 Miles Just to Stop You —” cut to her gleeful face — “From Getting a Dose of the CLAP.” •
Must be some confusion on the plot as the movie is not quite this way.
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But there is just no words for this that was a link on that same page.I hope he gets the death penealty if proven guilty.https://abc7chicago.com/police-believe-missing-mom-was-dismembered-with-chainsaw/5643705/
Who's there?
Cow says...
Cow says Who!
NO cows say MOOOOO
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Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
You have an equal chance of inheriting your chest size from either parent, which is why your sister may have much larger breasts than you.
2. Not all breasts are created equal.
Equal in size that is. In fact, one breast is usually about one fifth larger than the other. (If you're curious, it's generally the left side that has the size advantage.)
3. The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD.
Which is significantly larger from just 20 years ago: a 34B.
4. Your boobs aren't just made of fat.
They are a complex system of glands and ducts, which also includes your nipple. And underneath each breast is muscle, as well as fibrous tissue that separates it from your ribs. However, after a certain age, your breasts do turn into mostly fat.
5. Gaining weight can make your boobs larger.
And if you lose weight? You might notice that your breasts shrink. But this isn't the same for every woman since some women have denser breasts with less fatty tissue.
Other factors: Pregnancy, breast-feeding, menopause, birth control pills, and even sex can cause your breasts to swell. Your breasts can also grow as much as a full cup size during your menstrual cycle. However, days after your period, your hormone levels drop and your bustline is at its smallest. Thanks, hormones!
6. Sagging is inevitable.
Unless you have corrective surgery, getting older means your breasts will sag over time. Other culprits include gravity, smoking, and sleeping. In fact, if you're a stomach sleeper, you might consider changing positions. Some reports show that sleeping on your stomach can actually change the shape of your breasts.
7. When you exercise, your boobs move around.
Like, a lot. One study found that when you run, regardless of size, your breasts could move up, down, and all around as much as eight inches. (Picture a figure eight motion.) That supportive sports bra is sounding mighty nice about now, isn't it?
8. Having a third nipple isn't uncommon.
Actually, about 6% of the population has a third (or more) nipple with extra breast tissue. These extra breasts can even lactate and become sensitive during menstruation.
9. The first breast augmentation surgery took place in 1962.
And now it's the most popular form of plastic surgery in the United States, and has been since 2006. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 290,000 people got breast implants in 2013 — a 1% increase from 2012. The average cost? A little more than $3,600.
10. We are the only primates with permanent breasts.
As humans, we grow breasts before puberty even starts, and they continue growing and changing throughout our lives. (They get larger especially during menstruation and when we are pregnant.) However, other primates' breasts grow only when they're breast feeding.
11. There are four types of nipples.
They are protruding, flat, puffy, and inverted, which are all normal.
12. The average boob weighs between one and two pounds.
Although it varies from woman to woman, most breasts range in this weight. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the woman with the largest natural breasts in the world wears a size 52I bra. And they weigh almost 100 pounds.
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l looked up BUTT facts but most were more about farts, than arses. *lix*
The one I am biting
The one I am licking
The one I am pinching
The one I am twisting
Last time I fucked I used green condom and a chick ring.