What do you stick your dick in?

By leopoldij at 21,Dec,15 08:46 other posts of leopoldij

I prefer black
pussy
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Shall we fuck one together?

By #479725 at 22,Dec,15 05:47

So do I

By leopoldij at 23,Dec,15 08:14 other posts of leopoldij

By #340774 at 13,Dec,15 19:11

I once used a fur lined, winter glove!

By Blade at 17,Dec,15 03:26 other posts of Blade

hey, never thought of that.

By #281008 at 13,Dec,15 20:03

a black-hole it wont cum out then

By #485312 at 13,Dec,15 10:06

*lix*

By #485312 at 15,Nov,15 08:46

Id like to see someone stick their dick in a bee hive, or an ants nest. Im probably a sadist. But it would be fun to watch *lix *

By leopoldij at 15,Nov,15 20:54 other posts of leopoldij

Would you lick the honey off my dick after I pulled out of the honey bee?

By #485312 at 16,Nov,15 11:32

Honey or the honey ants, someone should be there to lick it better and take advantage of the sensitivity while it lasts lol. *lix *

By #164866 at 07,Dec,15 10:44

I intend to try some wasp stings on my dick next summer. Thats a ways off, i know butt, still something to look forward to. Might even video it. Stung in the right place makes a nice swell....

By #485312 at 07,Dec,15 20:27

hell yeah, love to see that and after effect...what kind of wasps and how do you catch them without being losing the stinger? *lix*

By #485312 at 07,Dec,15 04:25

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refreshing *lix*

By doedeldi at 03,Dec,15 14:25 other posts of doedeldi

By #479725 at 24,Nov,15 02:17

Doc Johnson super sucker

By #485312 at 24,Nov,15 03:15

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Pump it baby, looks like a
plastic cucumber almost *lix *

By #485312 at 18,Nov,15 12:01

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vegies seem to be the utensil of choice *lix*

By #496814 at 14,Nov,15 20:56

Too much, too often.

By Texas_Born29 at 14,Nov,15 19:51 other posts of Texas_Born29

A fleshlight

By metalraven13 at 11,Sep,15 00:24 other posts of metalraven13

A fleshlight that I got last year.

By shackles at 01,Sep,15 03:29 other posts of shackles

Pretty much anything that's convenient at the time.

By #485312 at 04,Sep,15 08:48

cant wait for xmas and see you stuck into mrs santa *lix*

By leopoldij at 04,Sep,15 21:16 other posts of leopoldij

how about mrs halloween?

By #485312 at 06,Sep,15 23:57

you grow me a big gourd with a nice long shaft and l'll fuck it lol, *Lix*

By leopoldij at 07,Sep,15 11:44 other posts of leopoldij

You mean something like this?
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By shackles at 09,Sep,15 12:40 other posts of shackles

I couldn't convince you to dress up like that could I?

By #485312 at 10,Sep,15 04:48

Id rather dress up as Morticia Addams or Elvira, big hair, big tits, and lots of kisses *lix*

By shackles at 10,Sep,15 17:07 other posts of shackles

I like that too! Can we do it in the graveyard?

By leopoldij at 04,Sep,15 11:20 other posts of leopoldij

Careful, because, a few years ago ....

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ... 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said.. 'A pumpkin? Shit.... is it midnight already?'

By shackles at 09,Sep,15 12:42 other posts of shackles

LOL!! His response to the cop is hilarious! If it's true that is!

By leopoldij at 09,Sep,15 23:00 other posts of leopoldij

True story

By MrJoe1978 at 10,Sep,15 00:38 other posts of MrJoe1978

According to this link, it's not true and has been circulating for a while:

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They do, however, mention a similar story that is true at the end.

By #487488 at 12,Jun,15 16:13

Cut the end off a banana wrap one end with duck tape half way up it and then hollow out the middle of the banana and place in microwave for a few seconds and presto closest thing to pussy.

By #200604 at 10,Sep,15 01:31

I agree, banana skin feels like cunt

By #485312 at 15,Jul,15 13:54

if l had a cock, ld stick it in a condom filled with marbles and than stick it in a pussy *lix*

By leopoldij at 31,Aug,15 23:19 other posts of leopoldij

That's because you're a woman. I'd do that only if a woman asked for it.

By shackles at 03,Sep,15 03:51 other posts of shackles

Lix, if you had a cock would you stick it in my mouth?

By #485312 at 03,Sep,15 07:15

hell yeah, and your pussy and arse, ld be a b0y slut for sure lol, *lix*

By shackles at 03,Sep,15 14:02 other posts of shackles

And I'd be your little slut too! Fuck all my holes and invite your friends!

By #485312 at 04,Sep,15 08:52

you'd be the most popular girl, how many cocks would you like??? *lix*

By leopoldij at 04,Sep,15 09:24 other posts of leopoldij

And if you had a cock and were married and were busy fucking shackles, would you let me have a go with your wife ?

By #485312 at 04,Sep,15 09:57

what makes you think ld be married?? you can have my exes for sure, ld be finished with them lol, *lix*

By leopoldij at 04,Sep,15 11:11 other posts of leopoldij

nothing makes me think so. it was a hypothetical statement, as hypothetical as you being a man and having a dick. not realistic, of course.

By #436014 at 03,Sep,15 10:38

recently got a fleshlight and my cock has been feeling fucking great inside it

By #211891 at 14,Jun,15 11:05

Lots of lips. First, cunt lips. Then girlfriends lips. Then guys lips. Tried a vacuum cleaner hose once. Initially it felt great on my throbbing cock. Ultimately it wasn't very satisfying even though it sucked me dry. Rubbed my cock against a lot of butt-cracks but going in the rear does not appeal to me. Tried a gloryhole once but, sadly, no one was on the other side. Of course, not a day goes by that my trusty right hand does not get a good, strong workout.

By #220845 at 13,Jun,15 15:27

Men's mouths and butts

By leopoldij at 13,Jun,15 12:27 other posts of leopoldij

I stick it in pockets of women standing in front of my on the bus. (Hope that The Unicorn sees this reply to tell me off. ..)

By #281008 at 13,Jun,15 04:48

in my ear and up my nose

By #23212 at 06,Nov,10 07:37

Your homemade "toy" looks like fun. Something like a large Fleshlite?/Fleshjack?, which are fun. Hollowed out cucumbers can also be.

But human 'parts', I feel, are way nicer. And since you did not 'exclude' these, I will add: mouths, and hands, especially those of a partner.

What do you stick your dick in?

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