what would you change?

By #358797 at 09,May,16 17:08

I'd probably change everything, honestly....

By *kmadeau* at 09,May,16 17:33 other posts of *kmadeau*

fuck, you wanna change your tiny pussy for some big cow's one

By #358797 at 09,May,16 18:50

Hells no... But I'd shrink my fupa a bit.

By *kmadeau* at 09,May,16 21:47 other posts of *kmadeau*

for mine one you don't need to do that...

By #507249 at 06,Jun,16 19:33

Hell no!! Don't change a thing Arexa!

By routemaster at 06,Jun,16 05:31 other posts of routemaster

I can't think offhand of anything I'd like to change about myself, especially in the dick, balls and ass departments and as far as my sexuality is concerned. I'm fairly contented although I don't suffer fools gladly, I h a t e rudeness and can be a bit short-tempered at times, like I was the other day when some rude ignorant woman elbowed me out the way to get on a crowded underground train. I left her in no doubt as to what I thought of her. It costs nothing to have manners so why do so many people not have any these days?

By fatcock66 at 06,Jun,16 02:55 other posts of fatcock66

wish I could cum more

By #494374 at 09,May,16 23:48

Get my abs back

By bella! at 06,Jun,16 02:46 other posts of bella!

Where did they go?

By #202392 at 06,Jun,16 01:50

I wish I wasn't circumcised and maybe a few pounds lighter

By #363802 at 09,May,16 16:17

I wish I had a bigger cock!

By #510842 at 26,Apr,16 11:32

Two things. I wish I wasn't circumcised and that I was either flexible enough or long enough to suck myself.

By #508940 at 09,May,16 01:00

I was able to suck myself a little when I was younger. It wasn't as good as I had hoped.

By #510842 at 09,May,16 03:36

When I was younger I could just lick the tip and always wished I could do more

By #511365 at 08,May,16 22:16

I wish that I was circumcised with a more muscular frame

By #59855 at 17,Nov,10 05:19

From Matt's Wife: I hate my feet they are fat, especially my toes.

By #5532 at 18,Nov,10 22:27

That would be the only thing to change. You are just fine the way you are

By #59855 at 19,Nov,10 18:35

From Matt's Wife:

By #7976 at 18,Nov,10 02:00

I wouldn't change anything specific however, I do wish I had the body back that I had in my 20's. It was trim, tight, tan, and indestructible.

By #116477 at 17,Nov,10 20:50

I would replace Monted's head with the head of a Goat and play spot the difference with everyone here. Either that or I'd replace Monted's head(or JUDAS's same person) with a giant grandmother's un-wiped rear and play the same game. Downside is there may not be many winners with that Game. Spotting the difference would be tricky even though a goat's head and a grandmother's rear( a giant one ) are, on the face of it quite different entities one would think. None of which are pleasant to view( I am talking devil-like goat with horns and bloody mouth).

Oh me, yeah well I'd probably lose a few miles off the length of my enormous penis..you know, just so I can fit in and stuff

p.s.I'd also replace the shit that's on top of Monted's head with some more shit

By #59855 at 17,Nov,10 21:21

From Matt's Wife: You sound like so close

Leave Monty alone

By #70814 at 17,Nov,10 16:50

Nothing

well no, ok, the length of my hair ! I'm going to take an appointment to have my hair cut tomorrow

By #107983 at 17,Nov,10 01:28

Yeah i am much the same,,,bit of a gut to lose, couple of inches on my cock , but most of all i wish i was better looking

By #95006 at 17,Nov,10 01:10

I'd like to loose some weight, and be about an inch longer with about an inch more girth too

what would you change?

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