Well the Carrot 🥕 is the most obvious vegetable choice for the young and curious of both sex’s especially when you have outgrown using your own fingers. You can also have fun shopping for it in public while looking for provocative shapes lol. I choose something with the same length and girth as my own erection (Tip: add +2 inches, as you need something to hold onto ) l was being curious to see if I would really enjoy anal, before giving it a go for real
If you’re a lass trying this vaginally I’d highly recommend a condom. For all other circumstances a good scrub with anti bacterial soap be the go. Warm water adds more flex to your carrot (You don’t want it to snap!) you also don’t want it hard and freezing cold straight out the fridge either. Lube? Well if you’re using a carrot instead of an approved dildo you’re probably a beginner at this so won’t have Xglide or the like handy unless it’s in your mums nightstand? 😏 So try a decent dessert spoon of coconut 🌴 butter or margarine. Be alone, put a towel down, being “empty” is obvious, favourite anal porn on the big screen. Go really slow but once your all there try matching the actor thrust for thrust if you enjoy it and can handle it, I guess it’s now pretty clear you can add this to the bedroom with your next partner, No not the carrot 🥕 lol. Anal I mean have fun and don’t forget to peal and thank that carrot properly 🍽️ ✌️ out.

Yep, tried a carrot, cucumber, zucchini.......

I tried a few different veggies, then I decided to carve myself a toy.
Carrot:

Squash:

Toy:

That's one hole Bugs Bunny won't be diving in to that's for sure.. It said on the packet good for your eyes didn't it.. Think you may have misread it. It's not good for your ass or the carrot I believe. Did it feel diced
That's almost put me off my Christmas Dinner

Want to try my cock next?