THE NAVY CHIEF AND THE NURSE.
During World War II, almost all the nurses were women and for the weary servicemen, that alone was a morale boost.
A Navy Chief lay in bed, oxygen mask strapped tight, still groggy from a grueling four‑hour surgery.
A young nurse stepped in to give him a sponge bath.
Through the mask, the Chief mumbled...
“Nurse…are my testicles black?”
She froze, cheeks burning...
“Chief, I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet!”
But he persisted, louder this time...
“Nurse… are my testicles black?”
Worried his vitals might spike, she swallowed her embarrassment, pulled back the covers, lifted his gown, and gently examined him.
After a careful look she said...
“Chief, there’s nothing wrong with them.”
The Chief pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly…
“Bless your Heart and thank you so very much as that was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...
Are -- m y -- t e s t -- r e s u l t s -- b a c k?”

Helpful hint. Go to major grocery store. Buy a stick of gum and request change back. It’s free.

So, guys, how’s that promise of lower costs the Clown promised you during his campaign and administration working out for you?? 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks

Wrong. The approval rating reached a low on April 29 at 45.1% approval, which fell around Trump's 100-day mark. It reached a new low of 42.3% on Nov. 14, as the controversy on Jeffrey Epstein's emails heated up following the end of the government shutdown. While it rebounded slightly since then, the disapproval rate has risen to a new high of 55.4% on Nov. 20.

For over sixty years, The Twilight Zone has been one of the premier genre brands and a quintessential piece of television history. The Rod Serling-created series premiered back in 1959 and immediately made a name for itself not only as one of the most unique shows of the era but one that would influence live-action storytelling on the big and small screens for decades to come. With its trademark twist endings, stories with a deeper meaning, and surprise character appearances, The Twilight Zone has remained a pillar of television and spawned countless imitators (and reboots) in the wake of its success.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s surprise resignation from Congress late on Friday, saying she refused to be a “battered wife” following her public fallout with Donald Trump, has been slammed by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Democratic congresswoman and Greene’s frequent sparring partner.

“She’s carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement on her Instagram account, and criticized her voting record on healthcare.

Greene abruptly resigned from Congress, effective 5 January, in a 10-minute video post outlining her unhappiness with Republicans on issues including the public release of the Jeffrey Epstein files in the government’s possession, US financing of foreign conflicts, Trump’s decision to potentially back a candidate against her, and the cost of living and healthcare.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s surprise resignation from Congress late on Friday, saying she refused to be a “battered wife” following her public fallout with Donald Trump, has been slammed by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Democratic congresswoman and Greene’s frequent sparring partner.

“She’s carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement on her Instagram account, and criticized her voting record on healthcare.

Greene abruptly resigned from Congress, effective 5 January, in a 10-minute video post outlining her unhappiness with Republicans on issues including the public release of the Jeffrey Epstein files in the government’s possession, US financing of foreign conflicts, Trump’s decision to potentially back a candidate against her, and the cost of living and healthcare.

The Clown is circling the drain.

Personally I believe you are getting to the real point. The point is that a woman should be able to decide what is going to happen to her body. The compromise, and only because everyone else think they have a moral right to do so, is that we have agreed to limit unrestricted abortions to the first trimester. Religion, taxes, and any other reasons to restrict abortion are not accepted.

I don’t understand your argument.
H.R. 3, with the exception of a few narrow categories that have been accepted for many years, provides that the Federal Government shall not make taxpayers pay for, subsidize, encourage, or facilitate abortions or insurance coverage that includes abortion.

And we would still need hospitality workers. Just not that many. All work is honorable.

Oh, I see, hospitality workers are not hard workers. I guess they don't have a family to support.

Ask Skitless. He saw my real papers.

Not anymore.

Central Florida, where all the big attractions are like Disney, Universal, and many more, employ mostly Republicans and many are MAGA Republicans. But, what the heck, they can all go work for McDonalds.

As of late 2025, Walt Disney World Resort has approximately 80,000 employees, while Universal Orlando Resort has about 32,000 employees.

You are a dumbass. 52 is the year I was born. I’m 73 yrs old.

That ship has sailed

No one carries change anymore

Assumptions are just that. You don't even know what a young ass smells like let alone an older one. BTW, this 81 yr old shit is all in your head. My nick is CAT52!. Let's see if you can figure out what the "52" is all about. Probably not. The coat hanger did a lot of damage.

Jackson? It's a good hospital. But not as good as Baptist Hospital. And if anything, I would have gone after a REAL man did me. Certainly not a limp spaghetti like you.

Only in geometry. 🤣🤣🤣

Pig can be very dangerous even domesticated. My Dad grew up in a family farm and he used to say never go near a hog enclosure. However, pigs running loose through a forest or even big pastures is not the same as surviving in a desert like environment.

No comment necessary. It's a statement. That's all

Cows, at least the modern version, can't really adapt to the harsh conditions that there bison adapted to

You shouldn't let Sir-Skittles use a broom handle on your ass.

Yes I do. You make points from me.

You have something against hotdogs?

You do

Wow Cody. Talk about a late reaction.

What court?

And, yet, you are both here, licking my ass 🤣🤣🤣😈

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Really?🤣🤣🤣

Listen Chihuahua, you touch my gallery gift ribbon one more time and you get blocked again. Last warning. NO INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS!!!

I told you to stay out of my gallery. You really want me to block you again?

Not for the locals. Young or old, the economy is what makes or breaks an area. My state is mostly regular people living paycheck to paycheck. The RICH do have their areas but they are concentrated in a few coastal strips. You have the wrong idea about Florida.

Phart, you really don't know anything about Florida. There's plenty of manufacturing. There's the space program. There are more military bases in Florida than five states combined. There's the cruise industry. There's the agricultural industry. Haven't you heard they Florida orange juice is know around the country? I bet you don't know that Florida is the second largest producer of beef. We have more cowboys than many states . Our fishing industry is huge. And, oh, yeah. We also have the Sun and that brings tourist. That, of course, is if there's money to spend and If the tourist feels welcomed. You always make it seem that people should be like you. The truth is you should be like other people.

Nothing really changes. Wealth and corruption seem to go hand in hand. I don't mean in a financial sense only. There's the corruption of morals too ant that is the most destructive.

This is very interesting. I hope it continues

And then what? You'll lick my ass?🤣🤣

Everyone knew what was coming. The jerk in power ignored it.

Anything else?

Name one

I've always wondered why he left

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