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Started by #40545 at 06,Dec,09 23:43
Hi ... I'm actually a REAL woman... LOL. I know U doubt it, but there ARE a few of us on here... I like to look at men's thingies,,, It probably all started when I was a little girl.... SO NOW I want to play a game.. I want you to attach a pic of your dick on this forum page and I will judge who has the best one... READY... SET... GO!!!

OK I see that some of you boys dont know how to attach a PHOTO and I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL LAID OUT HERE FOR EASY COMPARISON! so here is how it's done:

Find your fave pic of you and select it. Now when the big version comes up there will be three white buttons at the bottom of you pic. Choose the middle one that says "Show it in blog or forum" copy the 3rd one down that says "UBB code for most forums" then paste it here! SIMPLE!

I will comment on each so you little pervs can have fun.


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By #557056 at 30,Jun,18 03:17

By DarkMax at 27,Jun,18 10:45 other posts of DarkMax 

By #560148 at 26,Jun,18 01:50

By y1shaaa at 25,Jun,18 10:13 other posts of y1shaaa 

By #560456 at 25,Jun,18 07:19
here's mine i know it's small but i love it.

By xdjxx1 at 25,Jun,18 05:00 other posts of xdjxx1 

By cutroundhead at 25,Jun,18 04:33 other posts of cutroundhead 
Here's my little fella...

By #560148 at 23,Jun,18 00:05
By 3fdfd at 23,Jun,18 07:47 other posts of 3fdfd 
That ought to rank pretty high in a penis contest
By #560148 at 25,Jun,18 00:13
Thanks you dude ^^

By #537593 at 23,Jun,18 13:24

By #537593 at 23,Jun,18 09:30

By Pervert at 22,Jun,18 22:50 other posts of Pervert 
By 3fdfd at 23,Jun,18 07:59 other posts of 3fdfd 
Nice big one ... you'd rank high in any contest

By #475107 at 11,Apr,18 10:27
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:39 other posts of Arexa 
I can see your balls.
By #475107 at 22,Jun,18 14:17
Well, what's my rating, balls and all?

By 3fdfd at 23,Jun,18 07:57 other posts of 3fdfd 
Balls & all I'd give you a very high rating

By #537593 at 21,Jun,18 11:31

By #559966 at 21,Jun,18 07:17

By y1shaaa at 18,Jun,18 18:11 other posts of y1shaaa 
Can somebody look at my page and post my prettiest dickpic?

By y1shaaa at 18,Jun,18 18:10 other posts of y1shaaa 
I'd love to post, but cannot work out how to paste a pic of my cock, despite explanations!It's the paste bit: how do you do that?? I get as far as select.

By #559915 at 18,Jun,18 06:16

By Zodiac at 07,Jun,18 18:04 other posts of Zodiac 
By Annett4you at 14,Jun,18 07:23 other posts of Annett4you 

By heylittleman at 07,Jun,18 18:31 other posts of heylittleman 
@Arexa.. are you still judging or have you finished off the rum?

By pan78 at 07,Jun,18 17:45 other posts of pan78 
Only posting cause the sexy @Arexa in the house

By #557580 at 07,Jun,18 10:43

By jackhammer8 at 06,Jun,18 14:15 other posts of jackhammer8 
Hi I'm a 27 year old man that loves sucking my own cock is there anyone that wants to watch me whattsapp I do what ever u tell me
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 14:18 other posts of Arexa 
And how do you duck your own cock? Does it frighten you that much that you need to hide from it?
By jackhammer8 at 06,Jun,18 14:20 other posts of jackhammer8 
I mean I suck my dick I can do it standing up or on my back
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 14:37 other posts of Arexa 
Glad you clarified that. I'd have assumed that ducking was an auto-correct fail for Fucking... Sucking your own dick makes a lot more sense than fucking it.

By 0-00 at 28,Nov,12 14:31 other posts of 0-00 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:02 other posts of Arexa 
Error 404: Penis not found.
By 0-00 at 06,Jun,18 14:18 other posts of 0-00 
That pic was posted to this thread in 2012... I have no idea which one it was, sorry!

By 0-00 at 06,Jun,18 14:21 other posts of 0-00 
How about this one then?

By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 14:33 other posts of Arexa 
I like that it's made a barely visible shadow on your torso... Really draws the peepers towards it.
That's a pretty cool doorknob too.

By 2nice at 10,May,18 13:30 other posts of 2nice 
For those who have posted in this defunct thread. Sadly, there will be no penis judging contest. The member who initiated this thread is no longer with us.
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:17 other posts of Arexa 
Apparently nobody listened to your warning...
I'm gonna take it upon myself to fill the void left by the mystery lady's departure. I'm **** deprived and there's rum in my coffee. 😂
By 2nice at 06,Jun,18 07:06 other posts of 2nice 
By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 07:18 other posts of Dev01 
My intrest was why do people on here call it a penis? Sounds too politically correct for a site of this nature 🤣🤣🤣

By JustWill at 06,Jun,18 12:03 other posts of JustWill 
I went through and read all of your comments. That rum seems to have made you funny as hell. You are one of the few folks on this site who consistently make me laugh, arexa. Thanks!

(Also, to answer a question you posted on one of the pics: No, the average guy does NOT get a boner when he poops. However, some of them do get bored while copping a squat and fiddle with their willy to pass the time.)
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 14:24 other posts of Arexa 
I've always wondered if poop boners were a thing. I've heard guys bitch about pee boners more than enough times in my life, so thought there may be a equivalent while taking a deuce... It certainly would've explained the never ending supply of dick pics taken whilst sitting on the porcelain throne... Every time I see one, my brain goes "there's turds in that bowl and dude probably hasn't wiped his shitty butthole yet"...

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks these things. 🤔

By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 06:27 other posts of Dev01 
The (Real Women) has left but here is my contribution in
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:28 other posts of Arexa 
Lovely cock. Such a striking pose.
By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 06:42 other posts of Dev01 
thankyou sweetie

By chkoko at 24,Jan,10 15:51 other posts of chkoko 

Tell me what you think. It is 16.5 cm long
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:07 other posts of Arexa 
16.5 centimeters = 6.496 inches of wiener.
Apparently all my bl.ood is still in my brain.

By FREAKKYZEKE at 24,Jan,10 21:56 other posts of FREAKKYZEKE 
A new one to add, I hope you like
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:03 other posts of Arexa 
Whatcha choking the poor little fella for?

By #318010 at 28,Nov,12 07:11
than take this baby
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:02 other posts of Arexa 
Take what? There's nothing there.

By #533846 at 17,Mar,18 19:00
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:01 other posts of Arexa 
I think I saw your dick in here already...

By Bigdiz at 11,Dec,09 03:01 other posts of Bigdiz 
rate away

By kebmo at 17,Mar,18 20:19 other posts of kebmo 
I'll rate that!! 10 ! ! ! !

By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 06:01 other posts of Arexa 
Rated M for mature... Contains nudity.

By Username22 at 19,Mar,18 10:49 other posts of Username22 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:58 other posts of Arexa 
Were you pooping when you took this pic? I always wondered if men got boners while pooping...

By #533846 at 18,Mar,18 01:32
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:57 other posts of Arexa 
It appears your dick made a bit of a mess on your tum....

By poedee at 30,Mar,18 02:23 other posts of poedee 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:55 other posts of Arexa 
It won't let me click it.... Pic is a little blurry... Was your weenie headbanging?

By RobertCalifornia at 30,Mar,18 04:58 other posts of RobertCalifornia 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:53 other posts of Arexa 
It's a bird, it's a plane! Nope... It's a dick.

By biggerdick at 19,Mar,18 10:54 other posts of biggerdick 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:51 other posts of Arexa 
Bigger dick? Bigger than? There's nothing noting what the comparison is to... I'm confused.

By ScottsCock at 30,Mar,18 18:07 other posts of ScottsCock 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:50 other posts of Arexa 
I zoomed in too far and your ball wrinkle made me think of Dr Finklestein.

By #533846 at 06,Apr,18 22:39
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:48 other posts of Arexa 
Such a dickly looking dick, dude.

By thicknsmooth at 03,Apr,18 22:12 other posts of thicknsmooth 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:47 other posts of Arexa 
I'm too lazy to click the link, so I'll just assume it's a penis.

By ScottsCock at 07,Apr,18 12:40 other posts of ScottsCock 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:47 other posts of Arexa 
How do you shave your balls? I'd be scared to clip a wrinkle.

By bluemn7 at 06,Apr,18 23:59 other posts of bluemn7 
I went as Capt. America last Halloween!

By JeffinKS at 07,Apr,18 09:41 other posts of JeffinKS 
awesome picture! wish you showed your foreskin more... you look VERY sexy with that foreskin over that big thick cock...

By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:45 other posts of Arexa 
Sadly, Captain America was never one of my favorites... I'm more of a Thor girl..

By whodat at 11,Apr,18 12:05 other posts of whodat 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:39 other posts of Arexa 
Where'd it go? Did it run away?

By #555544 at 08,May,18 06:48
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:38 other posts of Arexa 
I bet it was small.

By WillMar at 08,May,18 08:34 other posts of WillMar 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:38 other posts of Arexa 
Yes sir, that's definitely a penis.

By Kurick06 at 10,May,18 07:28 other posts of Kurick06 
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:36 other posts of Arexa 
Ah, the old "squeeze it so it puffs up" trick. Been a while since I've seen that one.

By #551324 at 05,Jun,18 08:01
Here's my hot boy, completely ready.

By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:35 other posts of Arexa 
If it's hot, you should probably see a doctor... Maybe it's sick.

By cutroundhead at 06,Jun,18 04:47 other posts of cutroundhead 
How about my little fella?
By Arexa at 06,Jun,18 05:35 other posts of Arexa 
Yep. That's a penis, alright. I've seen smaller though...

By bigone21 at 21,Mar,12 18:49 other posts of bigone21 
the member that started this thread is deleted... so i think that is the end of her comments!

By #34255 at 07,Dec,09 13:19
Is this what you are looking for?

By #1501 at 22,Jan,10 14:12

By jerkystyle1973 at 22,Jan,10 11:21 other posts of jerkystyle1973 

By FREAKKYZEKE at 07,Jan,10 01:01 other posts of FREAKKYZEKE 

By monday at 06,Jan,10 12:32 other posts of monday 
Your gunna have to help me out here, copy and paste what to where?

By #22198 at 06,Jan,10 02:24

By #41607 at 03,Jan,10 19:28

By metrox at 02,Jan,10 14:08 other posts of metrox 

By #1501 at 31,Dec,09 11:53

By #1501 at 31,Dec,09 11:52

Up for it!

By bk12345 at 29,Dec,09 13:14 other posts of bk12345 
Here's a favorite of my cock. What do you think?

By #4650 at 25,Dec,09 06:06
Hard cock

By beer at 24,Dec,09 17:50 other posts of beer 

By #43082 at 20,Dec,09 06:51
By slipper at 22,Dec,09 21:44 other posts of slipper 
Instructions are at the first of the thread.

By slipper at 14,Dec,09 00:34 other posts of slipper 
Here ya go, girl... please, be gentle.

By slipper at 19,Dec,09 01:16 other posts of slipper 
Did our "judge" take a break?

By #22198 at 18,Dec,09 02:13
She's obviously stopped rating.

By #10655 at 11,Dec,09 10:51
It appears the person who started this thread is overwhelmed with cocks to rate. I see no end to this, and some of you aren't paying attention to what she said. She said only one picture. Maybe another woman could step in and rate as well. This topic is already up to 6 pages with no signs of ending.
By soulpioneer at 18,Dec,09 02:07 other posts of soulpioneer 
Hiya! Yeah I was going to say too....if the gal asks for you to post only ONE PIC,....then do so, you understand english? Anyone can access all your pics on your main-page, but here,...try to abide by the rules. Jeewiz

Happy Holidays!

By #41607 at 17,Dec,09 21:03

let's hear it...i'm curious

By Thumperpatterson at 17,Dec,09 07:18 other posts of Thumperpatterson 
What a cool idea you got going. I am not in to comparing but out of sheer joy of people like you adding to the site and making it better here you go! Be gentle on the ratings....don't fuck up my little mans confidence....!

By #23195 at 15,Dec,09 13:53

By #19003 at 10,Dec,09 18:46

By #19003 at 15,Dec,09 07:10

By #42244 at 13,Dec,09 21:00
Ok I guess for 55 ??? ... grin

By #41516 at 12,Dec,09 10:44

By Rover at 11,Dec,09 20:17 other posts of Rover 
I can't very well really refuse an offer from a lady to join this thread, can I now? So, here I am, curious to see what you think of my cock

Hope you like it!

By #15242 at 11,Dec,09 04:05

Hold up!


Who are you to judge anyone's cock?

What are we doing here?

What are you putting out there? This is crucial -- to all of you. Are you putting out there in the human universe something that uplifts and make people healthier or are you leaving people feeling less than adequate?

Are you building or tearing down?

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

I mean YOU.

Is this making you feel better? More loving? More able to deal with the bullshit life presents to nourish yourselves and your families? Or feeling that you need more points?

You ALL have beautiful cocks. All of you.

You need nothing. For a man who has walked in your shoes; with your heredity, upbringing, life and circumstances your dicks are perfect. The best that anyone else meeting these descriptions could ever hope for.

There's no best cock. There's just you. And me. And him. Entities as separate and beyond comparison as Jupiter, Earth and Venus. We can't live on another planet and you can't score any more or less than PERFECT as a cock owner unless you chose to be another person -- which means your scoring deficit is not in the cock, but the mind!

The ONLY valid comparison is with respect to your cock and a person you choose to fuck -- meaning, LOVE.

The only reason half of the talk about big dicks is of any interest is because so many women (and men) are so overweight and stretched out that a baseball bat sized penis is needed to provide enough friction to get a good ride.

Bigger is not better. It's different. And more women and men knew what a kegel exercise was, an 8 inch cock would be a hassle and not a thing requiring praise.

What's my angle?

I want every man to feel secure that he's a full man with whatever he's got -- even if he's gone and fought for his country and has nothing, or for what ever reason measures toward the left side of a ruler -- it's good.

And I'd suck it too.

Let's see those dicks. Indeed. Let's see YOU! In the name of any man who's closed his browser feeling diminished by your rating, I hope that you'll understand that all we have is each other and the only thing that matters in this life is what we do to help each other.
By oldbugle at 11,Dec,09 07:56 other posts of oldbugle 
Siggy,..BREEEEEEEATHE!!!......there, that must feel better!

All of your post is true and you have successfully seen thru much of the crap that blights this wonderful site,.....but, need to relax!'s just a bit of fun and nobody is being made to feel inadequate, that's NOT what this site is about at all.

The vast majority of men who come here are jsut looking for reassurance that they are 'OK' in the penis dept. That's all. Unfortunately there are some fools and fanciers and sadly some perverts here, but mostly it's ordinary men (and a few women) and they all know the score about exposing their most private parts to others, in order to, well,...get it out in the open and separated from the crappy dictates of 'society'.

...Bye the way, are you male or female and who is 'Siggy' (rather than siggy96) ??

By Bigdiz at 10,Dec,09 21:04 other posts of Bigdiz 

By boy at 10,Dec,09 18:24 other posts of boy 

By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:42 other posts of redneck9 
By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:51 other posts of redneck9 
Sorry i didnt realise they had gone up hence the reason for 3 pics!!

By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:47 other posts of redneck9 

By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:47 other posts of redneck9 

By #12873 at 09,Dec,09 15:29

By #782 at 09,Dec,09 02:27

By cutedick at 08,Dec,09 20:52 other posts of cutedick 
Well, don't know exactly what types of pics you want, so here's three! one erect, one semi--, and one pretty much flaccid. feel free to judge any or all of the three

By cutedick at 08,Dec,09 20:56 other posts of cutedick 
woops. sorry violet-- didn't see the posts in this thread about only posting one pice.

By oldbugle at 08,Dec,09 12:38 other posts of oldbugle 

By gradurgaur at 08,Dec,09 11:15 other posts of gradurgaur 
here is my cock...

By lilman at 08,Dec,09 10:46 other posts of lilman 
one more for you

By Cye at 07,Dec,09 15:10 other posts of Cye 
how's this..

By an0nym0u5 at 07,Dec,09 01:09 other posts of an0nym0u5 
Well I don't know how to attach a picture to this forum page, so I'll just post a few links!

By an0nym0u5 at 07,Dec,09 14:47 other posts of an0nym0u5 

By latval at 07,Dec,09 14:41 other posts of latval 
Love it

By supablack at 07,Dec,09 12:05 other posts of supablack 

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 10:50 other posts of lilman 
looks more like this

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 10:41 other posts of lilman 
how about a soft one

By oldbugle at 07,Dec,09 09:17 other posts of oldbugle 

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 08:29 other posts of lilman 
one more for you to judge

By rupert at 07,Dec,09 06:15 other posts of rupert 
Hey how is mine Violet? You have a lovely Gini by the way

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