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I want to judge a penis contest... post your pics please!

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Started by #40545 at 06,Dec,09 23:43
Hi ... I'm actually a REAL woman... LOL. I know U doubt it, but there ARE a few of us on here... I like to look at men's thingies,,, It probably all started when I was a little girl.... SO NOW I want to play a game.. I want you to attach a pic of your dick on this forum page and I will judge who has the best one... READY... SET... GO!!!

OK I see that some of you boys dont know how to attach a PHOTO and I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL LAID OUT HERE FOR EASY COMPARISON! so here is how it's done:

Find your fave pic of you and select it. Now when the big version comes up there will be three white buttons at the bottom of you pic. Choose the middle one that says "Show it in blog or forum" copy the 3rd one down that says "UBB code for most forums" then paste it here! SIMPLE!

I will comment on each so you little pervs can have fun.


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By whodat at 11,Apr,18 12:05 other posts of whodat 

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By ScottsCock at 07,Apr,18 12:40 other posts of ScottsCock 

By bluemn7 at 06,Apr,18 23:59 other posts of bluemn7 
I went as Capt. America last Halloween!

By JeffinKS at 07,Apr,18 09:41 other posts of JeffinKS 
awesome picture! wish you showed your foreskin more... you look VERY sexy with that foreskin over that big thick cock...

By Uncutdickguy43 at 06,Apr,18 22:39 other posts of Uncutdickguy43 

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By biggerdick at 19,Mar,18 10:54 other posts of biggerdick 

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By Uncutdickguy43 at 18,Mar,18 01:32 other posts of Uncutdickguy43 

By Bigdiz at 11,Dec,09 03:01 other posts of Bigdiz 
rate away

By kebmo at 17,Mar,18 20:19 other posts of kebmo 
I'll rate that!! 10 ! ! ! !

By Uncutdickguy43 at 17,Mar,18 19:00 other posts of Uncutdickguy43 

By 0-00 at 28,Nov,12 14:31 other posts of 0-00 

By #318010 at 28,Nov,12 07:11
than take this baby

By bigone21 at 21,Mar,12 18:49 other posts of bigone21 
the member that started this thread is deleted... so i think that is the end of her comments!

By FREAKKYZEKE at 24,Jan,10 21:56 other posts of FREAKKYZEKE 
A new one to add, I hope you like

By chkoko at 24,Jan,10 15:51 other posts of chkoko 

Tell me what you think. It is 16.5 cm long

By #34255 at 07,Dec,09 13:19
Is this what you are looking for?

By Squelch at 22,Jan,10 14:12 other posts of Squelch 

By jerkystyle1973 at 22,Jan,10 11:21 other posts of jerkystyle1973 

By FREAKKYZEKE at 07,Jan,10 01:01 other posts of FREAKKYZEKE 

By monday at 06,Jan,10 12:32 other posts of monday 
Your gunna have to help me out here, copy and paste what to where?

By Sixandahalf at 06,Jan,10 02:24 other posts of Sixandahalf 

By janezek at 03,Jan,10 19:28 other posts of janezek 

By metrox at 02,Jan,10 14:08 other posts of metrox 

By Squelch at 31,Dec,09 11:53 other posts of Squelch 

By Squelch at 31,Dec,09 11:52 other posts of Squelch 

Up for it!

By bk12345 at 29,Dec,09 13:14 other posts of bk12345 
Here's a favorite of my cock. What do you think?

By 5iapa at 25,Dec,09 06:06 other posts of 5iapa 
Hard cock

By beer at 24,Dec,09 17:50 other posts of beer 

By #43082 at 20,Dec,09 06:51
By slipper at 22,Dec,09 21:44 other posts of slipper 
Instructions are at the first of the thread.

By slipper at 14,Dec,09 00:34 other posts of slipper 
Here ya go, girl... please, be gentle.

By slipper at 19,Dec,09 01:16 other posts of slipper 
Did our "judge" take a break?

By Sixandahalf at 18,Dec,09 02:13 other posts of Sixandahalf 
She's obviously stopped rating.

By #10655 at 11,Dec,09 10:51
It appears the person who started this thread is overwhelmed with cocks to rate. I see no end to this, and some of you aren't paying attention to what she said. She said only one picture. Maybe another woman could step in and rate as well. This topic is already up to 6 pages with no signs of ending.
By soulpioneer at 18,Dec,09 02:07 other posts of soulpioneer 
Hiya! Yeah I was going to say too....if the gal asks for you to post only ONE PIC,....then do so,....do you understand english? Anyone can access all your pics on your main-page, but here,...try to abide by the rules. Jeewiz

Happy Holidays!

By janezek at 17,Dec,09 21:03 other posts of janezek 

let's hear it...i'm curious

By Thumperpatterson at 17,Dec,09 07:18 other posts of Thumperpatterson 
What a cool idea you got going. I am not in to comparing but out of sheer joy of people like you adding to the site and making it better here you go! Be gentle on the ratings....don't fuck up my little mans confidence....!

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By #42244 at 13,Dec,09 21:00
Ok I guess for 55 ??? ... grin

By averagejoe0345 at 12,Dec,09 10:44 other posts of averagejoe0345 

By Rover at 11,Dec,09 20:17 other posts of Rover 
I can't very well really refuse an offer from a lady to join this thread, can I now? So, here I am, curious to see what you think of my cock

Hope you like it!

By #15242 at 11,Dec,09 04:05

Hold up!


Who are you to judge anyone's cock?

What are we doing here?

What are you putting out there? This is crucial -- to all of you. Are you putting out there in the human universe something that uplifts and make people healthier or are you leaving people feeling less than adequate?

Are you building or tearing down?

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

I mean YOU.

Is this making you feel better? More loving? More able to deal with the bullshit life presents to nourish yourselves and your families? Or feeling that you need more points?

You ALL have beautiful cocks. All of you.

You need nothing. For a man who has walked in your shoes; with your heredity, upbringing, life and circumstances your dicks are perfect. The best that anyone else meeting these descriptions could ever hope for.

There's no best cock. There's just you. And me. And him. Entities as separate and beyond comparison as Jupiter, Earth and Venus. We can't live on another planet and you can't score any more or less than PERFECT as a cock owner unless you chose to be another person -- which means your scoring deficit is not in the cock, but the mind!

The ONLY valid comparison is with respect to your cock and a person you choose to fuck -- meaning, LOVE.

The only reason half of the talk about big dicks is of any interest is because so many women (and men) are so overweight and stretched out that a baseball bat sized penis is needed to provide enough friction to get a good ride.

Bigger is not better. It's different. And more women and men knew what a kegel exercise was, an 8 inch cock would be a hassle and not a thing requiring praise.

What's my angle?

I want every man to feel secure that he's a full man with whatever he's got -- even if he's gone and fought for his country and has nothing, or for what ever reason measures toward the left side of a ruler -- it's good.

And I'd suck it too.

Let's see those dicks. Indeed. Let's see YOU! In the name of any man who's closed his browser feeling diminished by your rating, I hope that you'll understand that all we have is each other and the only thing that matters in this life is what we do to help each other.
By oldbugle at 11,Dec,09 07:56 other posts of oldbugle 
Siggy,..BREEEEEEEATHE!!!......there, that must feel better!

All of your post is true and you have successfully seen thru much of the crap that blights this wonderful site,.....but,...you need to relax!...it's just a bit of fun and nobody is being made to feel inadequate, that's NOT what this site is about at all.

The vast majority of men who come here are jsut looking for reassurance that they are 'OK' in the penis dept. That's all. Unfortunately there are some fools and fanciers and sadly some perverts here, but mostly it's ordinary men (and a few women) and they all know the score about exposing their most private parts to others, in order to, well,...get it out in the open and separated from the crappy dictates of 'society'.

...Bye the way, are you male or female and who is 'Siggy' (rather than siggy96) ??

By Bigdiz at 10,Dec,09 21:04 other posts of Bigdiz 

By boy at 10,Dec,09 18:24 other posts of boy 

By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:42 other posts of redneck9 
By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:51 other posts of redneck9 
Sorry i didnt realise they had gone up hence the reason for 3 pics!!

By redneck9 at 10,Dec,09 10:47 other posts of redneck9 

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By cutedick at 08,Dec,09 20:52 other posts of cutedick 
Well, don't know exactly what types of pics you want, so here's three! one erect, one semi--, and one pretty much flaccid. feel free to judge any or all of the three

By cutedick at 08,Dec,09 20:56 other posts of cutedick 
woops. sorry violet-- didn't see the posts in this thread about only posting one pice.

By oldbugle at 08,Dec,09 12:38 other posts of oldbugle 

By gradurgaur at 08,Dec,09 11:15 other posts of gradurgaur 
here is my cock...

By lilman at 08,Dec,09 10:46 other posts of lilman 
one more for you

By Cye at 07,Dec,09 15:10 other posts of Cye 
how's this..

By an0nym0u5 at 07,Dec,09 01:09 other posts of an0nym0u5 
Well I don't know how to attach a picture to this forum page, so I'll just post a few links!

By an0nym0u5 at 07,Dec,09 14:47 other posts of an0nym0u5 

By latval at 07,Dec,09 14:41 other posts of latval 
Love it

By supablack at 07,Dec,09 12:05 other posts of supablack 

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 10:50 other posts of lilman 
looks more like this

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 10:41 other posts of lilman 
how about a soft one

By oldbugle at 07,Dec,09 09:17 other posts of oldbugle 

By lilman at 07,Dec,09 08:29 other posts of lilman 
one more for you to judge

By rupert at 07,Dec,09 06:15 other posts of rupert 
Hey how is mine Violet? You have a lovely Gini by the way

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