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Started by #529544 at 26,Apr,17 15:29
I enjoy sayings...Little Sayings that pick you up and at one time or anpther we be picked up......I like this ...Life is a one time offer...use it well...Sayings can really ...?

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By mr_blue at 06,Jul,17 19:17 other posts of mr_blue 
Pull my finger
By Arexa at 06,Jul,17 20:03 other posts of Arexa 
Huhuh... No way man... Huhuh
By mr_blue at 07,Jul,17 09:43 other posts of mr_blue 
Smell my finger

By licksipsuckit at 26,Jul,17 01:29 other posts of licksipsuckit 

By ghostfuck at 26,Jul,17 00:20 other posts of ghostfuck 
What ever blows your skirt up!

By #507249 at 25,Jul,17 21:59
"A good old boy can become an intellectuall but intellectual can not become a good old boy".

- James McMurtry during Max's Therom on the Live in Aught Three album

By JustWill at 25,Jul,17 17:15 other posts of JustWill 
Never trust a fart. Those bastards can turn shitty on you in a heartbeat.

By bella! at 25,Jul,17 17:09 other posts of bella! 
"It is easier to build strong ch¡ldren than to repair broken men”

- Frederick Douglass, 1817-1895

By leopoldij at 04,Jul,17 08:12 other posts of leopoldij 
You can appear to be sophisticated and create your own saying by, say, this method. Take two words. For example "fail" and "study". And do something like this:
If you fail to study then you study to fail.
It doesn't always work, of course, but it can give lots and lots of sayings that can appear to be profound.
By mr_blue at 08,Jul,17 10:54 other posts of mr_blue 
It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits!!! is that sophisticated enough ?...
By leopoldij at 08,Jul,17 11:03 other posts of leopoldij 
Yes, indeed. Even Trump can appear sophisticated with this recipe.

By dgraff at 06,Jul,17 18:53 other posts of dgraff 
Absofuckinlutely a mountain man saying
By Arexa at 06,Jul,17 20:03 other posts of Arexa 
Can't forget bullfuckinshit
By dgraff at 07,Jul,17 04:39 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha good one

By Arexa at 27,Jun,17 09:15 other posts of Arexa 
Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they're big, flashing signs that something needs to change.
By leopoldij at 27,Jun,17 14:05 other posts of leopoldij 

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 18:23 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Aww, Arexa, I didn't expect to find anything insightful here. I was actually expecting things more like...

"It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it."
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."
"It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."
"Even a small clown can work in the big top."
By toondick at 06,Jul,17 01:01 other posts of toondick 
not all of us think of sex and porn 24/7
By Arexa at 06,Jul,17 01:10 other posts of Arexa 
Hell, I've rarely give more than 13/5 to anything.

By Arexa at 06,Jul,17 01:12 other posts of Arexa 
Not one of those is relevant to my life though, so why bother with such things?
Every one of those refers to a dicklet in some sense, and I'm pretty sure it's well known itty-bitty peepees aren't my thing.
By RealTitsLover at 06,Jul,17 08:44 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Gotcha. I didn't expect a post from you at all - to be clear. I would hope I have nothing to worry about as far as dicklets or itty-bitty peepees...

By toondick at 06,Jul,17 01:08 other posts of toondick 
"You don't have to run faster then the monster chasing you. You just have to run faster then everyone else."

By toondick at 06,Jul,17 01:05 other posts of toondick 
"He who asks a question is a fool for a moment. He who does not ask, is a fool for life."

By #507249 at 05,Jul,17 21:42
Today is history and tomorrow is a mystery....

Mike Ness of Social Distorition
By toondick at 06,Jul,17 00:59 other posts of toondick 
"...but today, is a gift. that is why its called the present."

Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda.

"Yesterday is history..." BTW

By talk4s at 05,Jul,17 13:45 other posts of talk4s 
When in fear
when in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout

By Cox4you at 13,Jun,17 08:50 other posts of Cox4you 
Whoever thinks their shit doesn't stink and is above everyone else always smells the worst and is the biggest piece of shit.
By AussieMan187 at 24,Jun,17 05:55 other posts of AussieMan187 
Shit cunt
By Cox4you at 25,Jun,17 03:11 other posts of Cox4you 
sounds fitting for you.
By AussieMan187 at 26,Jun,17 03:03 other posts of AussieMan187 
You sound like a window licking pillow biter.
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Dgraff, wanker hahaha

By dgraff at 27,Jun,17 21:03 other posts of dgraff 
Aussie goof must be talking out of his ass again and his breath smells the same
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I'm not a walker I'm a sucker
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Wanker damn auto spell
By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 18:12 other posts of RealTitsLover 

Yeah, the same smell as when he's been eating out a certain someone's pussy.
By dgraff at 05,Jul,17 03:17 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha couldn't agree with you more

By Angelofdeath at 27,Jun,17 14:07 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Stupid is as stupid does.
By mr_blue at 04,Jul,17 11:37 other posts of mr_blue 
Monkey see ,monkey do
By leopoldij at 04,Jul,17 12:07 other posts of leopoldij 
Monkeys are superior to men: when a monkey looks into a mirror he sees a monkey.

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 18:09 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Mama always told me...

You a fan of Forrest Gump? I haven't seen it since I was little.

By mr_blue at 26,Jun,17 19:13 other posts of mr_blue 
A person can only kiss so much ass,before they choke on shit !!!
By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 10:29 other posts of RealTitsLover 
That's why they call people who kiss ass brown-nosers.
By mr_blue at 04,Jul,17 11:35 other posts of mr_blue 
I thought it was salad tosser.
By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 14:21 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Nah, salad tossers are gay guys. Same thing with fudge packers.

By #534172 at 04,Jul,17 07:38
"He who speaks, knows not. He who knows, speaks not."

Dunno who said it, but I like it.

By JustWill at 03,Jul,17 09:22 other posts of JustWill 
He looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.

By mr_blue at 28,Jun,17 23:03 other posts of mr_blue 
The more things change,the more they stay the same !!!

By Icudoiwill2 at 27,Jun,17 22:14 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Cum on to others as you would have them cum on you.

By leopoldij at 27,Jun,17 03:32 other posts of leopoldij 
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
By sinanff47 at 27,Jun,17 14:44 other posts of sinanff47 

By zzick at 27,Jun,17 11:22 other posts of zzick 
"Damned with faint praise " Shakespeare. , I believe. 4 one syllable words, that express so much.
One of my favourites.

By HotFuckerBoy at 26,Jun,17 17:46 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
The easily amused are never bored.


By leopoldij at 20,Jun,17 20:02 other posts of leopoldij 
Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.

Arthur Schopenhauer
By AussieMan187 at 24,Jun,17 05:48 other posts of AussieMan187 
Great quote. Too bad most people these days can't or won't find the balls to defend their nation.
By leopoldij at 24,Jun,17 18:02 other posts of leopoldij 
Actually, the thing is deeper. Most people have no fucking clue what their nation stands for. You are lucky to be a citizen of a great country actually with great people.
By AussieMan187 at 26,Jun,17 03:06 other posts of AussieMan187 
Australia is a great country with great people. But we lack great leadership. Our politicians have been giving this country away for years & don't care about the people, our country or its future.
By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 07:28 other posts of leopoldij 
I know and I agree. As for leadership, Australia is not the only one that lacks it.

By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 05:26 other posts of Andthisisme 
Schopenhauer is basically suggesting that excessive National Pride is the last resort of a fool or a failure.
We see the results of this excessive pride in Russia today and we saw it in the 1930s in Germany.
My country right or wrong is a very dangerous path to tread.
I am proud of being English/British, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but OMG I can see the faults in our governments and the dangers posed by excessive Nationalism.
By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 07:30 other posts of leopoldij 
So you wouldn't want to be friends with BNP....
By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 07:52 other posts of Andthisisme 
Probably not.
By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 13:01 other posts of leopoldij 
I wouldn't think so....

By bella! at 23,Jun,17 19:29 other posts of bella! 
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

- John Lennon
By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 05:28 other posts of Andthisisme 
I am so glad that I am not the only person who thinks that.

By JustWill at 25,Jun,17 22:30 other posts of JustWill 
"NICE is different than GOOD." --R. Riding Hood
By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 05:27 other posts of Andthisisme 
That is so true, in so many contexts.

By #527431 at 25,Jun,17 23:14
There is no memory or retentive faculty based on lasting impression. What we designate as memory is but increased responsiveness to repeated stimuli.

By #149019 at 25,Jun,17 03:40
By bella! at 25,Jun,17 14:10 other posts of bella! 
What "Saying" would you like to share?

By AussieMan187 at 24,Jun,17 05:50 other posts of AussieMan187 
"A coward believes he will ever live if he keep him safe from strife, but old age leaves him not long in peace, though spears may spare his life."


By bella! at 23,Jun,17 23:55 other posts of bella! 
Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing.

- Mandy Hale

* I give less then a good gawd damn about what seems to be bothering you. Try sorting through YOUR issues when your menstrual period is over!

By bella! at 23,Jun,17 19:29 other posts of bella! 
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

By dgraff at 16,Jun,17 06:16 other posts of dgraff 
Ask what you can do for your country not what your country can do for you Franklin d Roosevelt 1933 to 1945
By JustWill at 16,Jun,17 07:58 other posts of JustWill 
I think that was from JFK's inaugural speech in 1961. The correct wording is: "Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country."
By dgraff at 16,Jun,17 19:14 other posts of dgraff 
Oops I could be wrong at least I got fdr presidential run right
By JustWill at 16,Jun,17 21:24 other posts of JustWill 
By dgraff at 20,Jun,17 19:46 other posts of dgraff 
I new fdr was famous for something I just remembered he started social security

By andrew999999999 at 17,Jun,17 08:42 other posts of andrew999999999 
Get to fuck

By toondick at 17,Jun,17 04:20 other posts of toondick 
if all the world's a stage, I want a stunt double.

By Cox4you at 15,Jun,17 22:47 other posts of Cox4you 
Little Boy Blue,
Come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow,
The cow's in the corn;
But where is the boy
Who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haystack,
He's fast asleep.
Will you wake him?
No, not I,
For if I do,
He's sure to cry.

By CountryCouple54 at 14,Jun,17 15:58 other posts of CountryCouple54 
"The Pot calling the Kettle black"
By mr_blue at 14,Jun,17 16:06 other posts of mr_blue 
that seems to a favourite on this site!!!

By andrew999999999 at 14,Jun,17 15:43 other posts of andrew999999999 
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

By hotlicker69 at 13,Jun,17 18:03 other posts of hotlicker69 
Thats something you do not something you say

By JustWill at 13,Jun,17 17:34 other posts of JustWill 
Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.

By leopoldij at 13,Jun,17 15:56 other posts of leopoldij 
ઊઠો, બહાદુર અને મજબૂત બનો, પોતાના ખભા પર જવાબદારી લો અને તમે જોશો કે તમે જ તમારા ભાવિના નિર્માતા છો

By bella! at 13,Jun,17 15:13 other posts of bella! 
"Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store."

-Miss Piggy

By bella! at 13,Jun,17 15:10 other posts of bella! 
"It is my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste."

-Henry Ford

By Cox4you at 13,Jun,17 09:00 other posts of Cox4you 
So that makes sense why she is so nasty then. She is already below us!

By licksipsuckit at 13,Jun,17 08:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
who ever is trying to bring you down is already below you *lix*

By AussieMan187 at 01,Jun,17 04:55 other posts of AussieMan187 
Carpe diem (Seize the day)
By licksipsuckit at 13,Jun,17 06:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ld rather be seizing your dick baby *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Jun,17 06:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Be who you are and say what you feel,
Because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind *Lix*
Dr Seuss

By Cox4you at 12,Jun,17 04:12 other posts of Cox4you 
It's not flattery it's making fun of your stupid copy paste spam comments you put on everyone's pages even new members with no pictures. That reeks of desperation. Too stupid to catch on to that I see.

By licksipsuckit at 12,Jun,17 01:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Imitation is the highest form of flattery... l love it when lm being flattered


By leopoldij at 01,Jun,17 16:54 other posts of leopoldij 
Girls like to fuck even when they deny it.

By licksipsuckit at 01,Jun,17 04:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
happiness is the best revenge of all,
nothing drives people crazier than
seeing someone having a good life *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 01,Jun,17 05:40 other posts of AussieMan187 
True baby. Take note of that

By Sindee at 01,Jun,17 05:27 other posts of Sindee 
Good girls make a guy's dick hard, not his life

By licksipsuckit at 01,Jun,17 04:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
stop trying to figure out who should wear the pants in a relationship
relationships work best when no one is wearing pants *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 01,Jun,17 04:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Fools take a knife and stab people in the back, the wise take a knife, cut the cord, and free themselves of fools *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 29,Apr,17 16:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
life isn't a dress rehearsal, live it *lix*

By CountryCouple54 at 27,Apr,17 15:26 other posts of CountryCouple54 
You can't fix stupid.

By talk4s at 27,Apr,17 14:27 other posts of talk4s 
When in fear,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout...
As an ex pilot/flight instructor, this was one of my favorite lymerics...caus that kind of behavior can get you killed!

By licksipsuckit at 26,Apr,17 20:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
life's a garden.... dig it *lix*

By #529544 at 26,Apr,17 15:34
We were born to be real ...not perfect

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