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Started by Icudoiwill2 at 22,Sep,17 03:00  other posts of Icudoiwill2
Alphabet ? No it's not another game......
Well ........ Ok it is.

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By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 01:01 other posts of leopoldij 
Next: members you'd like to fuck, name, link, pic
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AsianBabe /member.php?w=538415
By licksipsuckit at 31,Oct,17 03:52 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Aussieman187, /member.php?w=502711

he's my 'A' man, the BEST *lix*
By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 04:32 other posts of leopoldij 
That's a good pic of him!
By licksipsuckit at 31,Oct,17 05:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah one of my faves, he took a swim in the river, in the dark, he's always full of surprises and fun *lix*
By leopoldij at 31,Oct,17 08:42 other posts of leopoldij 
In other words, he knows how to enjoy life and make you part of the enjoyment too. This is not always easy. Great.
By licksipsuckit at 02,Nov,17 06:38 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Basque9 /member.php?w=99612

Basque9 would have to be a site favourite *lix*

By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Nov,17 21:54 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Yes please.
By leopoldij at 04,Nov,17 01:14 other posts of leopoldij 
C = cando1

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,17 07:17 other posts of licksipsuckit 
cody8789 /member.php?w=275407

for the boys, lm choosing cody, he has that cousin it feel about him, and looks a bit naughty, has great taste in cars and likes the folding stuff... *lix*
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lm voting for Deekayl for the boys D, he has always been flexing his muscles here and has a nice arse *lix*
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By #534035 at 05,Nov,17 10:33
D = Doriann

By leopoldij at 05,Nov,17 18:21 other posts of leopoldij 
E three candidates

Eminems, a total babe, but she's not been around for a while

eLena, a Greek girl I'd love to fuck

Emma248, Asian babe from Laos
By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,17 20:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ElectricBlue /member.php?w=543747

electricblue because lm a sucker for long hair and pretty face
Edmonton /member.php?w=65464

Edmonton because he is always so nice to me and a great tributor and contributor to the site
enticingman /member.php?w=440755

enticingman, love him or h@te him, he's a great contributor to the site, plays the games and pic of the month, he's one that stands out to me *Lix*
By leopoldij at 06,Nov,17 07:45 other posts of leopoldij 

FunEmma total babe

FrenchEbony impossible to resist a black beauty, as well known, i love dark-skinned girls
By licksipsuckit at 07,Nov,17 02:48 other posts of licksipsuckit 
gaysjman /member.php?w=542221

jman could make a living out of being a willie look alike and has a great smile
geebee100 /member.php?w=119213

GB, had great taste in costumes, shoes and furniture, so lm sure he would take that to the bedroom too
glenda /member.php?w=82808

glenda is a stand out, has great lips, oozes sexy and smashing hot clothes..
Gntlmn /member.php?w=91489

Gentleman as l like to call him, looks like an action hero, has big guns and l can imagine him in a leather jacket and riding down the highway with a bandanner
By leopoldij at 07,Nov,17 06:21 other posts of leopoldij 



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By HotFuckerBoy at 23,Oct,17 21:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Okay, we need a new topic
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Anyone, anyone... ?
By toondick at 27,Oct,17 01:59 other posts of toondick 
Alright lets test everyone's knowledge of Astronomy.

Celestial Bodies/Space Objects

By sinanff47 at 27,Oct,17 02:09 other posts of sinanff47 
By Icudoiwill2 at 27,Oct,17 02:16 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By PoloFields at 27,Oct,17 03:56 other posts of PoloFields 
Dipper. Big
By leopoldij at 27,Oct,17 19:05 other posts of leopoldij 
By HotFuckerBoy at 27,Oct,17 21:54 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Flare, as in solar
By toondick at 27,Oct,17 23:35 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 28,Oct,17 07:24 other posts of leopoldij 
Halley's comet
By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Oct,17 09:52 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Imploding star
By leopoldij at 28,Oct,17 15:30 other posts of leopoldij 
By toondick at 29,Oct,17 02:39 other posts of toondick 
Keplar Earth like Planet
By leopoldij at 29,Oct,17 07:12 other posts of leopoldij 
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Little Dipper
By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Oct,17 10:45 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 29,Oct,17 14:09 other posts of leopoldij 
By toondick at 29,Oct,17 16:16 other posts of toondick 
Orian Constellation
By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Oct,17 16:23 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By toondick at 29,Oct,17 19:23 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 29,Oct,17 20:08 other posts of leopoldij 
By toondick at 30,Oct,17 01:59 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 30,Oct,17 03:00 other posts of leopoldij 
By HotFuckerBoy at 30,Oct,17 06:10 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Uranus (or as everyone says "your anus" )
By leopoldij at 30,Oct,17 08:03 other posts of leopoldij 
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White dwarf
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X-ray binary star
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Yellow dwarf
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Zeta Orionis

By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 19:32 other posts of leopoldij 
Now what?
By toondick at 20,Oct,17 20:56 other posts of toondick 

By Icudoiwill2 at 20,Oct,17 20:59 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
B = Biger fuckin axe
By HotFuckerBoy at 20,Oct,17 23:07 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Colt 45
By PoloFields at 21,Oct,17 02:54 other posts of PoloFields 

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,17 03:18 other posts of leopoldij 
E = Ejaculator
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Explosives is another possibility.
By toondick at 21,Oct,17 03:56 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 21,Oct,17 06:02 other posts of leopoldij 
G = Gun
By HotFuckerBoy at 21,Oct,17 08:11 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Hand grenade

By HotFuckerBoy at 21,Oct,17 08:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
I have an explosive ejaculator, does that count?
By Icudoiwill2 at 21,Oct,17 20:35 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
J = Javlin (RPG)
By leopoldij at 21,Oct,17 21:02 other posts of leopoldij 
K = Kalashnikov
By Icudoiwill2 at 21,Oct,17 23:34 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Lemons (they can hurt)
By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 00:21 other posts of leopoldij 
So can Love.
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and Lumbago.
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and Lust.
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but neither Love, nor Lumbago, nor Lust are weapons, are they?
By toondick at 22,Oct,17 00:49 other posts of toondick 

or if that doesn't count,

Mortor Cannon
By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 04:42 other posts of leopoldij 
N = Nukes
By toondick at 22,Oct,17 10:51 other posts of toondick 
Had to wiki this one.

Orita M1941 (Romania - Submachine Gun - 9◊19mm Parabellum)
By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 11:14 other posts of leopoldij 
P = Pussy (it is a weapon)
By #542901 at 22,Oct,17 14:08
Q= Queue (billard queue can be used as a weapon)
By Icudoiwill2 at 22,Oct,17 16:47 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
R = Rail gun
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,17 17:37 other posts of licksipsuckit 
S = Sexbomb, sexbot from Austin powers *lix*
By leopoldij at 22,Oct,17 18:56 other posts of leopoldij 
T = Taser (titties, big ones, can be a weapin too)
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U = Uzi (the weapon with which a 9 year old girl accidentally killed her instructor in 2014 while he was teaching her how you use this lethal Israeli gun; it was a usual outing by the girl and her family at the Guns 'n Burgers place where one eats burgers and shoots guns, in the US, of course only registered users can see external links )
By HotFuckerBoy at 23,Oct,17 18:21 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
V-2 Missle
By leopoldij at 23,Oct,17 19:50 other posts of leopoldij 
W = Whip
By HotFuckerBoy at 23,Oct,17 21:46 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Xiphos - (a sword)

Yumi (Longbow) or a Yari (Spear)

Zweihander (Two handed Sword)

only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij at 24,Oct,17 02:28 other posts of leopoldij 
Foul! These are Greek, Japanese and German words. I didn't know that all languages were allowed!
By HotFuckerBoy at 24,Oct,17 06:09 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
It will have to do... I didnít see anyone else jumping on tackling X,Y, and Z.
By leopoldij at 24,Oct,17 19:46 other posts of leopoldij 
No. We didn't get the chance. Lol
By toondick at 25,Oct,17 01:25 other posts of toondick 
Oh hey Pot, names Kettle, have we met?
By Icudoiwill2 at 25,Oct,17 19:13 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

By HotFuckerBoy at 18,Oct,17 13:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
How about FOODS?

Apple Pie
By Icudoiwill2 at 18,Oct,17 15:48 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Banana cake
By HotFuckerBoy at 18,Oct,17 15:57 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Cream Pie
By leopoldij at 18,Oct,17 19:09 other posts of leopoldij 
D = Dandelion
By HotFuckerBoy at 18,Oct,17 20:41 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Eggplant Parmesean
By toondick at 18,Oct,17 23:16 other posts of toondick 
By Icudoiwill2 at 19,Oct,17 02:00 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
G = Gummy Bears
By HotFuckerBoy at 19,Oct,17 06:26 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By PoloFields at 19,Oct,17 07:08 other posts of PoloFields 
I = ice cream
By toondick at 19,Oct,17 10:54 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 19,Oct,17 12:22 other posts of leopoldij 
K = Kale
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L = Longanberry
By HotFuckerBoy at 19,Oct,17 20:20 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 19,Oct,17 20:29 other posts of leopoldij 
N = Nectarines
By Icudoiwill2 at 20,Oct,17 00:27 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
O = Octopuses
By licksipsuckit at 20,Oct,17 01:31 other posts of licksipsuckit 
P = Pussy!!! well you've all been to a chinese restaurant lm sure lol, *lix*
By toondick at 20,Oct,17 01:43 other posts of toondick 
I resent that Lix.

Quaker Oats Oatmeal
By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 01:48 other posts of leopoldij 
R = Radishes
By Icudoiwill2 at 20,Oct,17 03:48 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
S = Soup
Although I don't class soup as a food . Unless it's really chunky.
By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 06:05 other posts of leopoldij 
Then choose Spaghetti or Sardines.

By Icudoiwill2 at 20,Oct,17 03:57 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Sounds yum
By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 06:06 other posts of leopoldij 
T = Turnips
By toondick at 20,Oct,17 10:56 other posts of toondick 
Underwear thats made of candy

yeah thats a thing.
By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 12:32 other posts of leopoldij 
V = Vaginas. Yes, I eat them.

By shackles at 20,Oct,17 12:37 other posts of shackles 
W=watermelon. Or whiskey. Depends on the day.
By leopoldij at 20,Oct,17 19:30 other posts of leopoldij 
X = X-rated candy shaped like a pussy
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Y = Yogurt
Z = Zucchini (used instead of a dildo)

By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 09:57 other posts of leopoldij 

A = Anal
By HotFuckerBoy at 15,Oct,17 10:48 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Blow Job
By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 15:38 other posts of leopoldij 
C = Cumshot
By licksipsuckit at 15,Oct,17 22:04 other posts of licksipsuckit 
DP, double penetration *lix*
By HotFuckerBoy at 15,Oct,17 22:26 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 15,Oct,17 23:22 other posts of leopoldij 
F = Fucking hard, without stoppin
By toondick at 16,Oct,17 00:49 other posts of toondick 

Im ashamed i even know that word.
By Icudoiwill2 at 16,Oct,17 04:01 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Then I'm ashamed to ask. What is that?

H = Hanky Panky
By leopoldij at 16,Oct,17 15:26 other posts of leopoldij 
I = Intercourse
By HotFuckerBoy at 16,Oct,17 16:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Jam the Joystick
By licksipsuckit at 16,Oct,17 17:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Knocking her up *lix*
By Icudoiwill2 at 16,Oct,17 18:53 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Licking anus
By HotFuckerBoy at 16,Oct,17 20:18 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Making My Man Milk - There's four "M"s for ya
By leopoldij at 16,Oct,17 21:10 other posts of leopoldij 
N = Nymphomaniac
By toondick at 17,Oct,17 02:11 other posts of toondick 
By PoloFields at 17,Oct,17 02:52 other posts of PoloFields 
P = Penetration
By licksipsuckit at 17,Oct,17 03:13 other posts of licksipsuckit 
By leopoldij at 17,Oct,17 03:32 other posts of leopoldij 
R = Rimming
By HotFuckerBoy at 17,Oct,17 06:10 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Suck and Swallow
By leopoldij at 17,Oct,17 09:50 other posts of leopoldij 
T = Titty fucking
By toondick at 17,Oct,17 11:33 other posts of toondick 
Urethra Play
By HotFuckerBoy at 17,Oct,17 15:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Vagina licking
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Wet Spot
By licksipsuckit at 18,Oct,17 07:17 other posts of licksipsuckit 
X-rated movie watching *lix*
By leopoldij at 18,Oct,17 10:26 other posts of leopoldij 
Y = Yank the plank

Z = Zipper dinner

By toondick at 17,Oct,17 02:13 other posts of toondick 
The act of a man bending over and stretching his anus wide open. some people like it i guess.
By Icudoiwill2 at 17,Oct,17 15:56 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Thank you toon.


By toondick at 10,Oct,17 02:31 other posts of toondick 
okay, how about...Professions?

By Icudoiwill2 at 10,Oct,17 02:43 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
B = Bank Robber
By licksipsuckit at 10,Oct,17 03:27 other posts of licksipsuckit 
C = Clerk
By Icudoiwill2 at 10,Oct,17 04:35 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
D = Dentist
By HotFuckerBoy at 10,Oct,17 05:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
E - Engineer
By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 09:28 other posts of leopoldij 
F= Fucker
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G = Gangbanger
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H = Hooker
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I = Impregnator
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J = Jobblower
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K = Knob Polisher
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L = Load Swallower
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M = Manhandler
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N = Nympho
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O = Onanist
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P = Phallocrat
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Q = Quiffer Sniffer
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R = Ruboffer
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S = Sex Worker
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T = Toilet Trainer
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U = Usher
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V = Virgin Flower Planter
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W = Wife-Swapper
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X = X-rated Film Director
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Y = Yankoffer
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Z = **** Keeper

By toondick at 10,Oct,17 11:26 other posts of toondick 
Fire Fighter.

Ignore LEO
By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 12:46 other posts of leopoldij 
Yeah. That's fine.
By Icudoiwill2 at 10,Oct,17 16:59 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

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By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 17:58 other posts of leopoldij 
there's no such word dude
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What's your native language really?
By HotFuckerBoy at 10,Oct,17 18:30 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
I think he meant gigolo, which means a male prostitute
By leopoldij at 10,Oct,17 18:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh, I see. What is his native language you think? He doesn't speak English properly.

By Icudoiwill2 at 10,Oct,17 20:29 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
אני נותן לך רמז. זה לא זה.
By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 06:03 other posts of leopoldij 
I don't give a shit.
By Icudoiwill2 at 11,Oct,17 14:34 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Yes you do.

By toondick at 11,Oct,17 00:26 other posts of toondick 
Horse Jockey
By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 06:05 other posts of leopoldij 
I = Impregnator.
What's wrong with this profession?
It is a profession.
only registered users can see external links
By HotFuckerBoy at 11,Oct,17 06:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 06:15 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 11:36 other posts of leopoldij 
K = Knob Polisher
I wrote it above.
It is a profession.

Look: only registered users can see external links
By Icudoiwill2 at 11,Oct,17 14:35 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Your like a turd that won't go down.
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Lemon picker
By HotFuckerBoy at 11,Oct,17 16:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Master Baiter - one who master at baiting fishing lines

Or how about

Massage Therapist
By Icudoiwill2 at 11,Oct,17 17:02 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 18:24 other posts of leopoldij 
O = Organ Grinder
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P = Prostitute
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Both are respectable professions
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R = Rim-turning finisher
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S = Sex Worker
By Icudoiwill2 at 11,Oct,17 18:44 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
1 carnt you just fucking pick one? And then just bobble around till the next person try's to flush.
By leopoldij at 11,Oct,17 18:54 other posts of leopoldij 
Nah, hon carnt yu shebring late n go neths from libber jentres. Then over bubbet stanza go glObular. Right?
By Icudoiwill2 at 12,Oct,17 01:29 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

Fuck him.
A glasses guy.
By licksipsuckit at 12,Oct,17 01:41 other posts of licksipsuckit 
optometrist .. no need for glasses here, so much smut it burns the insides of my eyelids *lix*
By Icudoiwill2 at 12,Oct,17 02:43 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
pickel taster?
By HotFuckerBoy at 12,Oct,17 20:27 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
I like having my pickle tasted
By Icudoiwill2 at 13,Oct,17 03:42 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Open 9 to 5 $2.50
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Quicky mart manager
By HotFuckerBoy at 13,Oct,17 07:47 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By toondick at 13,Oct,17 11:37 other posts of toondick 
Security Officer
By leopoldij at 13,Oct,17 18:39 other posts of leopoldij 
T = Toilet Trainer
It's a job:
only registered users can see external links
By Icudoiwill2 at 13,Oct,17 23:08 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
undie maker
By HotFuckerBoy at 14,Oct,17 07:42 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Voltage Tester

Yup it's a real job

only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij at 14,Oct,17 08:24 other posts of leopoldij 
W = Wad Impregnator

Yes, it IS a job:
only registered users can see external links
By Icudoiwill2 at 14,Oct,17 21:19 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
The x-ray chick or dude.
By leopoldij at 14,Oct,17 21:54 other posts of leopoldij 
Y = Yard Inspector
Z = Zoologist
By Icudoiwill2 at 14,Oct,17 23:20 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Well Done. Now What?

By leopoldij at 06,Oct,17 17:54 other posts of leopoldij 

A = Archimedes
By HotFuckerBoy at 06,Oct,17 20:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Bell, Alexander Graham
By Icudoiwill2 at 06,Oct,17 20:22 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Curie Marie
By licksipsuckit at 06,Oct,17 22:42 other posts of licksipsuckit 
D = Darwin, Charles
By Icudoiwill2 at 07,Oct,17 00:05 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
E = Einstein Jim
By licksipsuckit at 07,Oct,17 00:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
F = Frankenstein
By Icudoiwill2 at 07,Oct,17 01:43 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
The google dude
By HotFuckerBoy at 07,Oct,17 10:38 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Hubble, the telescope dude
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Isaac Newton
By licksipsuckit at 08,Oct,17 05:14 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Dr Jekyll
By Icudoiwill2 at 08,Oct,17 05:43 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Kelvin Cline
By HotFuckerBoy at 08,Oct,17 17:49 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Land, Edwin Herbert- Inventor of Polaroid cameras, probably the first cameras common ppl used to photo thier private parts
By leopoldij at 08,Oct,17 18:21 other posts of leopoldij 
Maxwell, James Clerk.
By Icudoiwill2 at 08,Oct,17 19:51 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Nobel Alfred
By leopoldij at 08,Oct,17 19:57 other posts of leopoldij 
He was NOT a scientist.
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NEWTON, Isaac. He was a scientist. Fucking Alfred Nobel was no fucking scientist.
By LittleSissieDicklette at 08,Oct,17 22:11 other posts of LittleSissieDicklette 
Oppenheimer the Atom bomb dude
By Icudoiwill2 at 08,Oct,17 22:39 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
O,Leary Brian (went to space and stuff)
By licksipsuckit at 09,Oct,17 03:33 other posts of licksipsuckit 
P = Pythagoras, known for the theorem of the triangle, that the opposite side of the right angle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other sides *lix*
By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 04:48 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 04:50 other posts of leopoldij 
QUINN, Helen. Australian physicist.

By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 06:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Another cool thing about triangles, it's the shape pubic hair grows
By licksipsuckit at 09,Oct,17 07:59 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lol, yeah l wonder if perving on pussy helped him cum up with the theorem *lix*
By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 08:55 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Probably, I know I would

By Icudoiwill2 at 09,Oct,17 04:47 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
And kelvin cline ?
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Helen Rhoda Quinn (born 19 May 1943 in Melbourne) is a particle physicist (my mother)

I was faster.
By HotFuckerBoy at 09,Oct,17 06:02 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Rorschach, Hermann - the dude who made those ink blot pictures

By licksipsuckit at 09,Oct,17 06:07 other posts of licksipsuckit 
S = Sigmund Freud *lix*
By Icudoiwill2 at 09,Oct,17 16:40 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Thomas Edison
By leopoldij at 09,Oct,17 19:10 other posts of leopoldij 

By limestone at 08,Oct,17 23:36 other posts of limestone 
Al Gore....An inconvenient money grab!

By toondick at 04,Oct,17 21:43 other posts of toondick 
Okay then, How about people in history?

Andrew Jackson
By HotFuckerBoy at 04,Oct,17 22:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Benjamin Franklin
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Oct,17 23:44 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Captain Cook
By toondick at 05,Oct,17 01:06 other posts of toondick 
Danial Boon
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Edward "Blackbeard" Thatch
By Icudoiwill2 at 05,Oct,17 02:19 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Fa-th-er cristmas
By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 06:17 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 09:39 other posts of leopoldij 
By toondick at 05,Oct,17 10:05 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 11:08 other posts of leopoldij 
Since we moved to mythology now, let me continue...

J = Jupiter (=Zeus=Ζευς
By HotFuckerBoy at 05,Oct,17 15:59 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Kennedy, John F.
By Icudoiwill2 at 05,Oct,17 16:39 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Lizzy Borden
By toondick at 05,Oct,17 22:38 other posts of toondick 
Martin Luther King Jr.

I thought Icaus was a real person? sure maybe he didn't fly to the sun, but even the craziest legends have some root in reality.
By licksipsuckit at 05,Oct,17 23:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Nelson Mandela *lix*

By Icudoiwill2 at 05,Oct,17 16:35 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

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By toondick at 06,Oct,17 01:40 other posts of toondick 
Pol Pot
By Icudoiwill2 at 06,Oct,17 03:12 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
The Queen
By licksipsuckit at 06,Oct,17 05:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
By Icudoiwill2 at 06,Oct,17 15:34 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Steven Hawkings

By sinanff47 at 06,Oct,17 02:24 other posts of sinanff47 
Pierre Trudeau.
By leopoldij at 06,Oct,17 17:41 other posts of leopoldij 
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By cruz69696969 at 06,Oct,17 09:45 other posts of cruz69696969 
How about Warren Zevon or ZORRO

By toondick at 03,Oct,17 23:38 other posts of toondick 
How about Anime?

Azumanga Daioh


Cowboy Bebop
By leopoldij at 04,Oct,17 03:47 other posts of leopoldij 
I'm afraid that won't fly....
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Oct,17 03:51 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Blow fly ?

By toondick at 04,Oct,17 10:14 other posts of toondick 
Why Not?

By leopoldij at 04,Oct,17 10:32 other posts of leopoldij 
Because who knows about anime...?
By licksipsuckit at 04,Oct,17 19:25 other posts of licksipsuckit 
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Oct,17 19:52 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Bless you.

By toondick at 04,Oct,17 21:41 other posts of toondick 
Not enough people, It seems.
By HotFuckerBoy at 04,Oct,17 22:55 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Not that there is anything wrong with anime, just maybe something that is more mainstream we can relate to? Personally, I couldn't name one anime cartoon
By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 01:22 other posts of leopoldij 
That's what I thought too....

By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 01:24 other posts of leopoldij 
I know that anime is Japanese. But what's the difference, if any, with manga? I honestly don't know.
By toondick at 05,Oct,17 01:32 other posts of toondick 
the difference being, anime is a cartoon you can watch on TV, and manga is like a comic or graphic novel.

Most anime starts out as a manga.
By leopoldij at 05,Oct,17 01:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Got it. Thanks.

By HotFuckerBoy at 02,Oct,17 17:36 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
How about Bands

I'll start.

By licksipsuckit at 02,Oct,17 21:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
B = Backstreet Boys
By HotFuckerBoy at 02,Oct,17 21:58 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By Icudoiwill2 at 02,Oct,17 22:21 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Deep Purple
By #534035 at 03,Oct,17 00:36
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 01:58 other posts of toondick 
Fleetwood Mac
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 02:13 other posts of leopoldij 
Guatemala Philharmonic
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 02:42 other posts of toondick 

By Arexa at 03,Oct,17 00:45 other posts of Arexa 
Bring Me the Horizon
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Oct,17 02:21 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Iron Maiden--------------------------------------- added after 28 minutes and judas priest (sorry)
By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 06:13 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
K.id Rock
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Linkin Park
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 09:09 other posts of leopoldij 
M = Metallica

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N = Nizhny Novgorod Academic Symphony Orchestra (Нижегородский академический симфонический оркестр )
only registered users can see external links
By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 12:21 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Ozzy Osbourne
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Oct,17 14:49 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Pink floyd
By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 15:03 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 19:25 other posts of leopoldij 
R = R.E.M.
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Oct,17 19:32 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Sex pistols
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 19:54 other posts of leopoldij 
T = The Time
By HotFuckerBoy at 03,Oct,17 20:28 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 23:32 other posts of toondick 
Van Halen
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By #534035 at 03,Oct,17 23:33
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 23:36 other posts of toondick 
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ZZ Top

By Markus67 at 03,Oct,17 12:12 other posts of Markus67 
Mine is called "Leo". Markus. /8s0sipn8fiyvpic.html

By toondick at 02,Oct,17 00:00 other posts of toondick 
Movie titles

can be porn, hentai or normal, but it has to be real. I'll google the fake sounding ones, So I'll know.

Almost Heroes (starring Chris Farly and Matthew Perry)
By Icudoiwill2 at 02,Oct,17 00:04 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Back door bitch,s
By leopoldij at 02,Oct,17 08:54 other posts of leopoldij 
Clif Banger
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Debbie Does Dallas
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That's a triple D! Beat that!
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E = E.T.
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F = Fargo
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G = Ghostbusters
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H = Highlander
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I = Iceman
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K = Kingpin
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H = Hannibal
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L = Lassie
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M = Meet the Fockers
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N = Nebraska
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O = Octopussy
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P = Paranormal Activity
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Q = Queen of Outer Space
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R = Rambo
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S = Schindler's List
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T = Terminator
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U = Undercover Duet
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V = Veronica Guerin
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W = Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
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X = Xanadu
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Y = Your ****'s ****
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Y = Your Sist.er's ****.ter
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Y = Your Sist.er's si.st.er
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Z = Zodiac
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 01:57 other posts of toondick 
First off, you're taking the fun out of it by not giving anyone else a chance.

Second, props for choosing Ghostbusterr for G
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 02:09 other posts of leopoldij 
I know. I felt like being a spoiled nerd.

By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 02:09 other posts of leopoldij 
Please translate "props" or rephrase. I don't understand.
By toondick at 03,Oct,17 02:41 other posts of toondick 
Props = respect
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 04:20 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 02,Oct,17 12:27 other posts of leopoldij 
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Oct,17 02:19 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Please understand. Leo is a robot. You must translate precisly. If not you will end up in his celler. And by "props" he means feed me, leo.
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 02:23 other posts of leopoldij 
What's a celler? Perhaps English is not your mother tongue?
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Oct,17 06:13 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
What's my mother got to do with it?
I'm gust hungery.
Can I have a can opener?
I found this.
By leopoldij at 03,Oct,17 09:07 other posts of leopoldij 
no, i don't understand what hungery means.
by altering one vowel only we get hungary, that is, a country.
i doubt it that you are a country.

By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 12:27 other posts of leopoldij 

A = Air Pipe
By 5weetLeaf at 29,Sep,17 15:41 other posts of 5weetLeaf 
By Icudoiwill2 at 29,Sep,17 17:49 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Cum hole
By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 18:52 other posts of leopoldij 
D = Dick receptacle
By Icudoiwill2 at 29,Sep,17 20:22 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
E = Every young mans dream
By toondick at 29,Sep,17 21:35 other posts of toondick 
Fuck box
By Icudoiwill2 at 29,Sep,17 23:31 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
G = Got a really long rope. I'm going in.
By toondick at 30,Sep,17 02:27 other posts of toondick 
By licksipsuckit at 30,Sep,17 03:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
I = Inny
By CharlieB at 30,Sep,17 04:47 other posts of CharlieB 
J = Just what I need
By leopoldij at 30,Sep,17 09:25 other posts of leopoldij 
K = Knob Gobbler
By HotFuckerBoy at 30,Sep,17 21:30 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 

By Icudoiwill2 at 01,Oct,17 03:24 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

M = Mmmmmm
By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 05:44 other posts of leopoldij 
M = Muff

M = Money Maker

M = Mound

M = Main Dick Drain

By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 05:45 other posts of leopoldij 
By HotFuckerBoy at 01,Oct,17 10:00 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By toondick at 01,Oct,17 11:24 other posts of toondick 
Orgasam Station
By leopoldij at 01,Oct,17 14:12 other posts of leopoldij 
P = PUSSY!!!
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Q = Queef Quarry
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R = Roast Beef
S = Slit
T = Twat
U = Uteran Hatch
V = Vag
W = WooHoo
By toondick at 01,Oct,17 23:53 other posts of toondick 

Yeast Factory

Zoot Coot

(thats all i could think of for Z)
By Icudoiwill2 at 02,Oct,17 00:01 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

By toondick at 28,Sep,17 01:26 other posts of toondick 
Sex/porn related.

By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 02:30 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Back Dooring.
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Well done toon.
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If your here leo just take one lollie not half the pack.
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LEO ???
By toondick at 28,Sep,17 02:49 other posts of toondick 
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By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 03:50 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By licksipsuckit at 28,Sep,17 04:31 other posts of licksipsuckit 
E = Erogenous
By toondick at 28,Sep,17 10:16 other posts of toondick 
By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 14:57 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Gang bang
By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Sep,17 17:46 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
Hand job
By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 18:52 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
In the butt?
By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Sep,17 19:24 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By toondick at 28,Sep,17 21:27 other posts of toondick 
By 5weetLeaf at 28,Sep,17 23:46 other posts of 5weetLeaf 
By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 23:51 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
sorry to hear that.
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Hope you get a (MONSTER) god i,m good.
By LittleSissieDicklette at 29,Sep,17 00:03 other posts of LittleSissieDicklette 
By HotFuckerBoy at 29,Sep,17 06:01 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By LittleSissieDicklette at 29,Sep,17 07:21 other posts of LittleSissieDicklette 
By toondick at 29,Sep,17 10:38 other posts of toondick 
By leopoldij at 29,Sep,17 12:21 other posts of leopoldij 
S = Sologamy ( only registered users can see external links )
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T = Transvestite

U = Urethra

V = Vulva

W = Wanker

X = X-rated

Y = Yeast infection

Z = Zoo_philia

By toondick at 26,Sep,17 02:08 other posts of toondick 
Locations. I'll Start.

A= Amsterdam
By licksipsuckit at 26,Sep,17 04:06 other posts of licksipsuckit 
B = Berlin
By Icudoiwill2 at 26,Sep,17 04:41 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
C = Cambodia
By Sergius at 26,Sep,17 13:28 other posts of Sergius 
By licksipsuckit at 26,Sep,17 21:34 other posts of licksipsuckit 
E = Earth!!
By HotFuckerBoy at 26,Sep,17 21:39 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
By Icudoiwill2 at 26,Sep,17 22:17 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
G = Greenland
By toondick at 27,Sep,17 00:53 other posts of toondick 
By licksipsuckit at 27,Sep,17 05:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
I = Iceland
By toondick at 27,Sep,17 11:11 other posts of toondick 
Jersey City
By HotFuckerBoy at 27,Sep,17 15:03 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
K - Kalamazoo
By licksipsuckit at 27,Sep,17 18:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
L = Liechtenstein
By leopoldij at 27,Sep,17 19:35 other posts of leopoldij 
M = Mexico
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N = Norway
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O = Oman
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P = Peru
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Q = Qatar
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R = Russia
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S = Showyourcunt
By Icudoiwill2 at 27,Sep,17 20:01 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Mmm. Your just like me. You don't play well with others.
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T = tiny town
By toondick at 27,Sep,17 21:38 other posts of toondick 
By licksipsuckit at 28,Sep,17 00:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
By toondick at 28,Sep,17 01:24 other posts of toondick 


By Icudoiwill2 at 28,Sep,17 02:28 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Next????? Thanks to the spoil sports.
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oops my bad.

By leopoldij at 28,Sep,17 08:26 other posts of leopoldij 
Why not? Showyourcunt is, for many, a place to live in.

By Icudoiwill2 at 23,Sep,17 22:27 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Car parts.You start?
By licksipsuckit at 23,Sep,17 23:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
A = Alternator
By Sergius at 24,Sep,17 11:27 other posts of Sergius 
By leopoldij at 24,Sep,17 13:38 other posts of leopoldij 
C = carburator
By #534035 at 24,Sep,17 14:04
By licksipsuckit at 24,Sep,17 14:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
E = Engine
By footluvrsgirl at 24,Sep,17 14:50 other posts of footluvrsgirl 
F = Flashers
By leopoldij at 24,Sep,17 15:56 other posts of leopoldij 
G = Gearbox
By Sergius at 24,Sep,17 16:19 other posts of Sergius 
By Icudoiwill2 at 24,Sep,17 17:50 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By Gntlmn at 24,Sep,17 19:22 other posts of Gntlmn 
By 5weetLeaf at 24,Sep,17 20:16 other posts of 5weetLeaf 
Knock sensor
By licksipsuckit at 24,Sep,17 21:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
L = Lifters
By Icudoiwill2 at 24,Sep,17 21:49 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By ghostfuck at 25,Sep,17 00:06 other posts of ghostfuck 
Nuts! No not those.
By licksipsuckit at 25,Sep,17 03:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
O = Odometer
By Icudoiwill2 at 25,Sep,17 05:30 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
park break q is easy...
By licksipsuckit at 25,Sep,17 07:25 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Q = Quarter panel
By Sergius at 25,Sep,17 10:48 other posts of Sergius 
By eddieram at 25,Sep,17 10:55 other posts of eddieram 
Steering wheel
By leopoldij at 25,Sep,17 12:40 other posts of leopoldij 
T = Tyre
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U = Undercarriage
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V = Valve
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W = Wheel
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Come on guys, you go on now.
By licksipsuckit at 25,Sep,17 17:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
X = xenon headlight or X-haust pipe
By leopoldij at 25,Sep,17 18:59 other posts of leopoldij 
What's a xenon?
By licksipsuckit at 25,Sep,17 22:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
a brand of headlight bulb *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 12:54 other posts of leopoldij 

By licksipsuckit at 26,Sep,17 04:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Y = Yoke
By Icudoiwill2 at 26,Sep,17 04:11 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
zerox printer. (i,m in a limo)
By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 12:55 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 26,Sep,17 12:54 other posts of leopoldij 
What's that?

By Icudoiwill2 at 22,Sep,17 03:04 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Pick any part of the body that starts with the next letter.
I'll start with A = arm
By HotFuckerBoy at 22,Sep,17 06:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
B = butt
By licksipsuckit at 22,Sep,17 07:14 other posts of licksipsuckit 
C = Cunt
By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 07:25 other posts of Andthisisme 
D = diaphragm

By JeffinKS at 22,Sep,17 07:33 other posts of JeffinKS 
E = epididymis
By jayman73 at 22,Sep,17 09:41 other posts of jayman73 
F = Finger
By licksipsuckit at 22,Sep,17 09:46 other posts of licksipsuckit 
G = Gluteus Maximus

By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 11:16 other posts of Andthisisme 
H = Heart
By 5weetLeaf at 22,Sep,17 11:41 other posts of 5weetLeaf 
I = Iris
By Sergius at 22,Sep,17 13:36 other posts of Sergius 
By HotFuckerBoy at 22,Sep,17 17:12 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
K - knee
By Andthisisme at 22,Sep,17 17:37 other posts of Andthisisme 
L = Labia
By licksipsuckit at 22,Sep,17 19:52 other posts of licksipsuckit 
M = Muscles
By submissivemartyn at 22,Sep,17 19:54 other posts of submissivemartyn 
By Icudoiwill2 at 22,Sep,17 22:22 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
woow so many bored people..

By Sergius at 23,Sep,17 00:00 other posts of Sergius 
By licksipsuckit at 23,Sep,17 00:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Q = Quadriceps
By routemaster at 23,Sep,17 02:05 other posts of routemaster 
By CreativeOne at 23,Sep,17 03:07 other posts of CreativeOne 
S = Scrotum
By #540382 at 23,Sep,17 04:09
By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 04:54 other posts of leopoldij 
U umbilical cord
By licksipsuckit at 23,Sep,17 05:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
V = Vertebrae
By Andthisisme at 23,Sep,17 07:13 other posts of Andthisisme 
X = xiphoid
By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 11:07 other posts of leopoldij 

By 5weetLeaf at 23,Sep,17 20:16 other posts of 5weetLeaf 
Wisdom teeth

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 04:54 other posts of leopoldij 
By submissivemartyn at 23,Sep,17 06:15 other posts of submissivemartyn 
W=Willy (cock)
By Sergius at 23,Sep,17 11:32 other posts of Sergius 

By chilli at 22,Sep,17 17:04 other posts of chilli 

By fireplayy at 22,Sep,17 07:31 other posts of fireplayy 
E - esophagus

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