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Started by #11789 at 21,Apr,09 04:35
Are any of you Australian?



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By licksipsuckit at 20,Nov,17 06:32 other posts of licksipsuckit 

we're pretty full on aussies, aussies through and through and love a good hot root where ever the mood hits us *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 20,Nov,17 06:45 other posts of AussieMan187 
Too much is never enough
By licksipsuckit at 20,Nov,17 14:49 other posts of licksipsuckit 
no, we don't get enough exposure, we'll have to go for some bush walks next weekend and find some spots to get naked in the future *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 20,Nov,17 17:40 other posts of AussieMan187 
Sounds good
By licksipsuckit at 05,Jan,18 00:37 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm your arse is so delicious looking baby, even better now, so hot to the touch and love sinking my teeth in it *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 05,Jan,18 00:40 other posts of AussieMan187 
I also like that
By licksipsuckit at 06,Jan,18 02:43 other posts of licksipsuckit 
you love it *lix*






By #482237 at 03,Jan,18 14:41
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
By AussieMan187 at 05,Jan,18 00:41 other posts of AussieMan187 
Kisses for you tts


By #482237 at 13,Jan,18 10:42
guys,,,,a Carlton Draught to your health,,



By #531019 at 13,Jan,18 07:37


Melbourne reprazent!

Go Aus!
By #539358 at 13,Jan,18 09:59
What a beautiful glans



By Dalecash at 30,Dec,17 16:36 other posts of Dalecash 
Happy New Year to my fellow Aussies 👍🎉
By 3fdfd at 01,Jan,18 11:53 other posts of 3fdfd 
And Happy New Year to you ! Love your Aussie cock. My little American guy wishes your larger Aussie one a great 2018



By Rob00 at 30,Dec,17 17:05 other posts of Rob00 
Dinky Di Aussie here,Happy & Healthy New Year to all


By chilli at 30,Dec,17 13:58 other posts of chilli 
Fair Dinkum


By #544985 at 28,Nov,17 08:23
Im an aussie bloke check out my page and feel free to have a chat about anything at all
By 3fdfd at 30,Dec,17 13:02 other posts of 3fdfd 
I've always like Australian cock. Not sure if Australian cock is bigger than those of other countries, but I think you might have a higher % of big ones.
By Nevermore at 30,Dec,17 13:04 other posts of Nevermore 
I know what you mean, every Aussie on this site seems to have an outstanding penis, obviously a great country to be a boy in and grow your cock.




By Jack1999 at 28,Nov,17 08:36 other posts of Jack1999 
Yep!


By horniperv at 28,Nov,17 05:54 other posts of horniperv 
Never been there but Id love to go for at least a month. Id love to check out that whole country. Never met an Australian I didnt like.


By Ozzycock58 at 20,Nov,17 17:07 other posts of Ozzycock58 
G,day from Sth Oz


By Dev01 at 11,Nov,17 23:00 other posts of Dev01 
The story you are about to witness is true. It actually happened. Only the names have been changed to make it funny...

Sitting at home last Sunday morning, me mate boomerang
Said he was having a few people around for a barbie, said he might kookaburra or two
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said, "Yeah and Vegemite come too"
So I said to the wife, "Do you wanna goanna?"
She said, "I'll go if dingos"
So I said, "Wattle we do about Nulla?"
He said, "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home"

We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge
And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sitting there trying to platypus!
Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked; I mean how much can a koala bear?
So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangaratta and went out and joined the party

Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumping
This Indian girl Marsu turns up, dying to go to the toilet, but she couldn't find it
I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can marsupial?"
He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo"

Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody
Fair dinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid
I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra tah"

A couple of Queensland at the party, one smelling pretty strongly of aftershave
One of them sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade!"

It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim
He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?"
She said, "I haven't got my Kosciusko"
Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre!"
Ina says, "What, without so much as a Thredbo?"
"Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbene in yet?"

Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket
Boomer says "Why doesn't wombat?"
"Yeah, and let Tenterfield"
He said I should have a bowl, but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards
I said to Lyptus, "Wanna game of eucalyptus?"
He said, "There's no point mate, Darwins every time"

Well Bill said he'd like a smoke
Nobody knew where the dope was stashed
I said, "I think Merinos"
But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn
Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket
Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?"
"Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me"
And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters

Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said, "Chuck us the Tally Hobart"
He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get 'em for us?"
Burnie says, "It's okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya"

Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack billabong
And you wouldn't believe it, the bong's broken
I said "Lord Howe!"
"Hayman," somebody says, "will a didgeridoo?"
I said "Hummmmm, mummmm, mummmmm, mummmmm, maybe it'll have to"

I look in the corner and there's Bass sitting there, not getting into it, not getting out of it
I said, "What, is Bass Strait or something?"
Boomer says, "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop"
I said, "You're joking mate, a cop? I'm getting outta here, let's goanna"
She said, "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I don't wanna leave Jacaranda party on his own
Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba; he's already tried to Mount Isa
And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!"

Austen Tayshus: Australiana 1983


By AussieMan187 at 12,Nov,17 06:32 other posts of AussieMan187 
Not a true Aussie if you haven't heard that one before

By licksipsuckit at 12,Nov,17 20:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
the test cricket one wasn't as iconic as this one, it was a great piece of word play and poetry *lix*



By Icudoiwill2 at 11,Nov,17 14:35 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
By jingoes Elsa get us some more grog.
By licksipsuckit at 11,Nov,17 22:02 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lm a weetbix k!d, fill the esky, pick up some snags, and avagoodweekend , don't forget the aeroguard *lix*



By AussieMan187 at 27,May,17 08:29 other posts of AussieMan187 
I be Aussie
By 3fdfd at 10,Nov,17 21:42 other posts of 3fdfd 
You be Aussie and you be having a damn nice dick
By AussieMan187 at 11,Nov,17 22:00 other posts of AussieMan187 
I be thanking you




By steve3095 at 15,Feb,17 07:17 other posts of steve3095 
I'm an Aussie.
By licksipsuckit at 19,Feb,17 16:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 

wow and a smoking hot one you are Steve *lix*
By #539861 at 11,Nov,17 21:49
Hot ass


By 3fdfd at 10,Nov,17 21:46 other posts of 3fdfd 
Great cut cock



By Rob00 at 11,Nov,17 17:35 other posts of Rob00 
Yes, an Aussie here,100% Dinky dye, more than our Pollies


By Dev01 at 11,Nov,17 01:13 other posts of Dev01 
100% Skippy


By Dalecash at 06,Mar,17 04:57 other posts of Dalecash 
Australia here
By *kmadeau* at 06,Mar,17 08:45 other posts of *kmadeau* 
hello Mate!

By 3fdfd at 10,Nov,17 21:44 other posts of 3fdfd 
Yup ... with one of my favorite Aussie dicks ! Yours is really nice, my friend



By seeker at 26,May,17 05:01 other posts of seeker 
Queenslander!
By 3fdfd at 10,Nov,17 21:41 other posts of 3fdfd 
Nice rather large uncut cock ... I like Australian cock



By #534172 at 27,May,17 08:49
Wouldn't be anything else in the world for quids


By _avg_ at 13,May,17 02:07 other posts of _avg_ 
This thread cracks me up, because I read the title as *addressing* Australians... "Hey, Australians...are any or you Australian?"


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...em, carry on.


By Ausmancountry at 13,May,17 01:25 other posts of Ausmancountry 
Aussie here!


By pan78 at 06,Mar,17 09:18 other posts of pan78 
Was born in Oz....but left in early teens
By licksipsuckit at 07,Mar,17 03:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
do you have a Greek heritage Pan?? *Lix*
By pan78 at 04,May,17 13:40 other posts of pan78 





By Peaky at 09,Feb,17 12:05 other posts of Peaky 
yes

By licksipsuckit at 06,Mar,17 17:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
youre definitely a hot aussie Peaky *lix*



By Lenatur at 15,Feb,17 09:09 other posts of Lenatur 
Hello at all
By licksipsuckit at 15,Feb,17 15:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
thanks for the red Len *lix*
By steve3095 at 23,Feb,17 06:33 other posts of steve3095 
No map of Tassie.
By licksipsuckit at 01,Mar,17 21:28 other posts of licksipsuckit 
no map sorry, just a clearing to park your sexy sausage in *lix*





By Gareth at 21,Apr,09 06:30 other posts of Gareth 
yes.
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 08:56 other posts of 3fdfd 
And one of the best cocks on this site

By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 08:56 other posts of 3fdfd 
Gareth was an early example for me of what great cocks there are in Australia



By #525839 at 16,Feb,17 09:27
yo
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 08:55 other posts of 3fdfd 
Nice thick one



By #525579 at 17,Feb,17 05:33
I'm a australian with a naughty cock
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 08:53 other posts of 3fdfd 
I don't know if it's naughty or not, but you do have a nice uncut cock ... I like it.



By leopoldij at 15,Feb,17 16:41 other posts of leopoldij 
Where's Australia?
By oldacock at 15,Feb,17 18:59 other posts of oldacock 
Seeing as you have not put where you are it is not surprising you don't know where we are. To arrive in another country you have to know your starting point. Once this information is available someone from Oz could offer guidance.
By leopoldij at 16,Feb,17 04:37 other posts of leopoldij 
Alternatively, you could give me the latitude and longitude of a particular location in Australia.


By licksipsuckit at 15,Feb,17 23:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
its on the third planet from the sun, any alien ufo knows where to find us *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Feb,17 04:38 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh cool. I'll ask an alien.
By licksipsuckit at 16,Feb,17 23:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
third rock lol, they're usually very welcoming and if youre real lucky you'll get an intergalactic probing *lix*
By leopoldij at 17,Feb,17 13:18 other posts of leopoldij 
I've never fucked a female alien. That might be an experience.
By licksipsuckit at 17,Feb,17 16:37 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l reckon it would be awesome, definitely something different to make your toes curl *lix*







By mi-lips at 09,Feb,17 12:11 other posts of mi-lips 
No 😌





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