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By smplcsms at 09,Jul,22 16:23
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't a spider That sat down beside her, but Little Boy Blue with his clarinet.



By smplcsms at 09,Jul,22 16:21
Little Boy Blue, Come blow up your horn! The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn! Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little B-Peep!



By smplcsms at 28,Nov,21 12:18
A truly great songwriter...



By smplcsms at 30,May,20 12:29
Perhaps she actually WANTED you to see them ... ? If so, you may be in with a chance!



By smplcsms at 22,Aug,18 11:37
fux.com



By smplcsms at 26,Nov,17 22:07
My dad's policy: The Good Lord allowed us guys a little extra - for "fair wear and tear" ! He, me, my sons all uncut! Thanks be!



By smplcsms at 06,Sep,17 18:40
ADMIN = All Dicks Make It Nice



By smplcsms at 15,Jun,17 03:55
I sometimes pinch the end of my foreskin to close it up while taking a piss. It stretches and stretches until my whole cockhead is swimming - then I let it all go!



By smplcsms at 06,May,17 21:39
I'd like to be kept in the loop when one is established. I also know of several others on SYD.



By smplcsms at 20,Feb,17 13:01
Agreed !



By smplcsms at 15,Feb,16 22:18
Very pleasant male sauna, the Locker Room, near the Kennington tube station.



By smplcsms at 01,Feb,16 20:50
Matt Hughes



By smplcsms at 23,Oct,15 18:51
Absolutely ! It never fails - works like a charm!



By smplcsms at 01,Jun,15 08:15
Interestingly: dingus - spelt "dinges" but pronounced identically - has precisely the same meanings in Afrikaans! Does this perhaps indicate that the US word has a Dutch (or perhaps Low German) origin?



By smplcsms at 14,Apr,15 19:47
Please let's just keep to folk posting photos of themselves. Anyone can look at other sites for other pix. Thank you, John, for all you do and have done - and will, I hope, continue to do.



By smplcsms at 29,Mar,15 12:14
Eastern Cape country



By smplcsms at 16,Feb,15 12:17
There was a young fellow called Skinner, the sinner,
Who took out a damsel to dinner, to win her.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine,
And at quarter past ten it was in her - the dinner, not Skinner!

There was a young lady called Hilda
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
And he would and he should
And he did and it bloody near killed her!

There was a young lady from Trent
Who said she knew what it meant
When men asked her to dine
With cocktails and wine ...
Oh, she knew what it meant - but she went!



By smplcsms at 24,May,14 11:35
Bit of a sore point, what? My dad believed that the Good Lord had allowed us chaps "a little extra, for fair wear and tear". Sounds right to me!



By smplcsms at 03,Jan,14 09:09
I'd really love to try to remedy that lack! Stay hard !



By smplcsms at 27,Dec,13 19:25
A mate of mine gets hard the moment you touch his nipples. Three moments later he's dripping pre-cum !



By smplcsms at 17,Dec,13 09:41
Taught an adult friend of mine to retract his some years ago and now he keeps it permanently pulled back.



By smplcsms at 19,Nov,13 05:06
Fabulous story.
Thanks fro sharing.



By smplcsms at 15,Oct,13 13:16
Old enough to be dangerous !



By smplcsms at 15,Oct,13 13:14
English, Afrikaans, Dutch, French



By smplcsms at 02,Sep,13 19:54
I would happily suck yours!



By smplcsms at 02,Sep,13 15:01
yes, except when I deliberately pinch the end of the foreskin so as to allow the whole head to be enclosed in a warm little bag of pee - the sensation is rather special. Then of course I have to let it all flow out! And fill up again. Try it and see if you like it.



By smplcsms at 16,Jun,13 21:54
Eastern Cape oldie!



By smplcsms at 26,Oct,12 10:10
Yes: 68 y o



By smplcsms at 15,Mar,12 19:57
My experience exactly!