On top of a Scottish mountain. I’d spent all morning climbing it and there was no one around for miles. To celebrate I dropped my shorts and briefs and jerked one off.

Probably the weirdest place was while I was hunting deer. Up in the mountains, struggling uphill through about 2 feet of snow. I was breathing really hard and excited. For some reason my cock got hard and just getting it out into the cold air seemed like a good idea. Then jerking it off seemed like a better idea.

So I did. Sprayed cum all over the snow. I felt great, i don't know where the deer went.

I was around 12 years and one night I got into my hot 16 yr old neighbors car late at night naked and jacked off in the drivers seat and came on it and left my cum there for her to sit in

This one time, my Job at a car dealer asked me if I would test drive a customer's car.

During the 15 minute drive, I whipped my dick out, and started jacking it, while driving.

I didn't cum though, if I had, it would have been all over the steering wheel.

i did it at school , i was in the back seat and my cock fit inside the desk i just choked it thinking about the hot girl in front of me and chummed inside the desk. i was quick and quit i can cum in under a minute. risky
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i also have done it at work , in my car while driving, I'm my friends bathroom , or anywhere i could pull it out without getting caught

On a roller coaster. I pulled my shorts off and started masturbating. After a few minutes i shot a huge load and shouted out loud too!!

Mine was in an aeroplane bathroom mid flight

I have a long list of places....Here's one.. Dressing room at a Mervynsdept store with my mom waiting just outside the door....I was pretty young at the time

So many...hahah. When I was a teen, in a video arcade. I was sitting in one of those sit down games that has curtains on the sides. it was some duel shooting game for two people at once.

It was dark, and I actauly played the game, but after I decided to finally releave myself, as I was horny from talking to some female friends in the food court earlier. I pulled my dick out and decided to have a quick one.

As I was almost about to cum I see two sets of feet outside the game. A couple kids waiting to play. they yelled thru the curtain asking if they could have next game. I said yes. I wondered if they thought I sounded funny....hahahah.

the kids were talking about something, and then I blasted my cum all over the inside of the game. My first watery cumshot hit the screen, and the rest shot on the controller and above coin slot.

I stepped out he other side, and no one was around. I used the other curtain to wipe my dick off (how convenient, hahahah) and put dick away. I peek around the back and told the two boys, around 12ish, that I was done. they went in and I heard one freak saying "aww man that dude spit on the controller". One **** got out, and to cover myself, I turned arund and said ya, it was like that when I played it.

I went and played something else and came back tot hat game, and same kids were playing. They either just used controller with my cum on it or wipped it off.

i masturbated in the movies too, and it wasn't porn.

at the movies during the first Narnia movie with an old boyfriend.

In the bathroom on the amtrak train

In a storage unit.

On a crowded bus at rush hour when it was standing room only

i maturbate inside the toilet, bathroom, car, jungle, inside my room, infront of mirrors.