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Cock Beauty Pageant - hornybicurious judging

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Started by #243768 at 23,Mar,12 01:10
I'll have a grading system somewhat like the one in the other thread, though I'll give different weightings. I will be a rather strict - some may say unforgiving - judge. Only the best cocks will score high! (I may institute a minimum standard for being considered for points-judging, a pre-screening if you will. To save everyone time, if you don't think you'd score a 10/20 or better, you needn't submit. For a rough guide to beauty-pageant standards: A minimum of 10 is what I'd consider suckable, a 12 I'd definitely suck, and higher than that I'd go out of my way to suck.)


Length - 5 maximum points

You can post measurements if you like but there's also the visual estimate (someone saying 7" won't get length points if they only look 5" on sight - I also reserve the right to penalize exaggerated/inaccurate claims).


My personal "length" point-system:


below 4.5" - 0 points

4.5" to 5.25" - 1 point

5.25" to 5.75" - 2 points

5.75" to 6.25" - 3 points

6.25" to 7" - 4 points

above 7" - 5 points


Girth: 5 points maximum

Same visual-estimate thing applies as with length as explained above.


below 4.25" - 0 points

4.25" to 4.5" - 1 point

4.5" to 4.75" - 2 points

4.75" to 5.25" - 3 points

5.25" to 5.75" - 4 points

Above 5.75" - 5 points


Aesthetics - 10 points maximum

This is the highest-weighted segment. Things like head shape, shaft shape, length-width proportion and overall look (including surroundings - e.g. grooming and balls) are judged here. Basically the "wow" factor. A full score of 10 here will be quite rare; a 9 is already considered outstanding. (NOTE: A video with an impressively beautiful cumshot could add to the aesthetics score, though be advised that I might not have the points to download/view it.)


Overall score is out of 20 points.


Okay, I'll start with my own as an example:

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It measures a very average 6" by 5", so 3 points each there, for 6 points.

Aesthetics - proportions are nice, head shape and proportion is very nice, nicely shaved, stands up very nice and straight, no particularly funny-looking curvatures, shaft maintains pretty uniform thickness from base to head, circumcision scar is not distracting, nice color, no surface blemishes, would definitely suck one like this. For the size, it's hard to find one much better-looking. 8/10 at least.


6 + 8 = 14/20, or 7/10. Definitely above-average but there are more delectable cocks out there in virtue of length/thickness.


BONUS cock: I'll use the one in the video I have currently on my profile page:


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Looks like around 8" by 6", so it gets a 10 on size. Nice proportional cock-head, head shape okay, skin tone nice, veiny surface quite appealing. (Damn, my boner may be compromising my judgment on this one.) C-scar barely noticeable. Has a little brown freckle on the shaft but that hardly bothers me. Looks like a little disproportionately wide and flat across the upper side of the shaft, i.e., could be more rounded out. Stands nice and straight and looks quite fully rigid. Though it would definitely stretch my mouth out, I'd go out of my way to suck this cock. At least 8/10.


18/20 on this one. A magnificent cock.



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Comments:
By MoeJoe at 27,Mar,12 10:02 other posts of MoeJoe 
My entries for consideration....a boner and a flaccid shot.



By mikeyxx at 27,Mar,12 08:56 other posts of mikeyxx 
Can I have a go


By jgengy at 27,Mar,12 00:03 other posts of jgengy 
thanks for your judging. actually, my cock is almost 8 in and 6 around at the base, thanks


By #179934 at 26,Mar,12 22:22
Should have score for picture quality,no good having a nice cock if its out of focus or bad lighting.


By diamund at 25,Mar,12 13:20 other posts of diamund 
am i next,do me


By #243768 at 23,Mar,12 19:46
Cock Beauty Pageant leaders so far (leaderboards will probably end up in a separate thread since I can't edit the first post here).





bigone21 - 19/20


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marvinn - 17/20


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erex - 17/20





bluemn7 - 16/20


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yeahsure - 16/20
By #56944 at 25,Mar,12 06:35



By gradurgaur at 24,Mar,12 00:12 other posts of gradurgaur 
Ok am not very big but i like to hear what you thing about my cock...



Lengt masurement..
and girth...mesurement



By bigone21 at 23,Mar,12 18:04 other posts of bigone21 
ok, do me! i'm game!!





By #243768 at 23,Mar,12 19:25
It goes without saying that this is a great cock, porno-worthy indeed. The metal ring through the urethra isn't appealing to me, though from the other pics it looks like it can be removed. The measuring tape says nearly 9" (which sounds a little larger than it looks on first glance), and proportion-wise it doesn't look as thick. Anyway, it's easily one of the biggest cocks even on this site, so it gets a 10 on size.

Aesthetically it looks great aside from the metal ring, quite nearly my idea of a perfect cock. I'm just a little troubled by the top-side vein and slight asymmetry towards the head. 9/10.

19/20. Yum!
By bigone21 at 23,Mar,12 22:40 other posts of bigone21 
well thanks man! 19 out of 20? i can live with that!!

don't be troubled with the top-side vein..! it's doing well, transporting b l o o d!! haha!!yes, the piercing i CAN take out, and sometimes do, on request.

the asymmetry thing, i don't see, and was never commented on by all the hundreds of guys that took hold of it, but hey: YOU are the hornybicurious expert!!




By #56944 at 23,Mar,12 19:44
do mine


By #91878 at 23,Mar,12 17:20
great idea!

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By #243768 at 23,Mar,12 05:57
Enough judging for tonight. I'll be back later for more and to rate the other cocks submitted so far. Based on a cursory look at the other cocks submitted, bluemn7 remains out in front of the pack with a seriously suckable 16/20. The uncut cocks may have a bit of an advantage since they don't present any c-scar issues, even though they present a bit more of a challenge to suck. I see MrPenis888 is going to present a bit of a judging challenge, but we'll get to that later. G'nite!
By #242125 at 23,Mar,12 06:41
Sounds hot. I am very curious to find out what you have to say about my penis. I'll keep posted.



By #242125 at 23,Mar,12 05:06
Judge mine please!


By bluemn7 at 23,Mar,12 04:10 other posts of bluemn7 
I'd like my cock graded... it's 7" X 6"


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By jgengy at 23,Mar,12 02:03 other posts of jgengy 
do mine





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