Penguin circumcision

By _avg_ at 09,Oct,13 04:02 other posts of _avg_

"If penguins were circumcised, they wouldn't smell fishy."

Of course they would -- you didn't cut off their nose.....

By gradurgaur at 07,Oct,13 21:55 other posts of gradurgaur

Sorry but do penguin have dick?

By #415959 at 07,Oct,13 22:00

No, but...of course not!

The insemination process of penguin eggs takes place by the male penguin taking a dump on the eggs of a forgiving female, penguin.

By gradurgaur at 08,Oct,13 01:02 other posts of gradurgaur

thsnk you for the info my friend

By bella! at 08,Oct,13 01:33 other posts of bella!

What a nice guy you are. You thanked him for the information which caused him to return to edit and soften the original response.

By #415959 at 08,Oct,13 02:44

Pfft...

By bella! at 08,Oct,13 02:59 other posts of bella!

Too late, I already saw your initial response, the emoticon. The site wouldn't be half as much fun if everyone was as smart as you.

By bella! at 08,Oct,13 01:02 other posts of bella!

Hey, my sweet friend gradurgaur, don't be apologetic, that was a good question! So good, I used Google to be able to respond. Penguins do not have external genitalia, both the male and female have this multipurpose opening called a cloaca. This cloacal opening permits the penguins to mate ( allowing the male to pass semen to the female ), the female to lay eggs AND the opening is for pooping too. I cannot imagine what 2 penguins look like when they're mating, that's an entirely different question!

By gradurgaur at 08,Oct,13 23:44 other posts of gradurgaur

But after the mating then what ?
Dose the penguin(female one)lay on this eggs like ducks?
now i like to know more about Penguins matings
dose the male one dance or do rituals to get the female?
maybe penguins realy do happy dance...

By bella! at 08,Oct,13 23:48 other posts of bella!

I've heard that after mating, the male rolls over and smokes a cigarette. Sugar, you will have to Google that yourself, then write all the details in Icelandic!

The only penguins that we have in Michigan can be found on Animal Planet ( a premium pay station on Direct Dish ) or in the Z00.......

By gradurgaur at 08,Oct,13 23:56 other posts of gradurgaur

Bella did you know the penguins have sex on the brain and only thing penguis thing is mating mating and more mating and and is only last for 1 min then is done...(the sex part)
is like Rнрa bъiр bless thing...that is so sad...

and penguins when mating that meens penguins are happy
I did not know that...

By bella! at 09,Oct,13 00:00 other posts of bella!

And I had no idea about the ribbetty bobbity bless part either, thanks for that information!

By gradurgaur at 09,Oct,13 00:05 other posts of gradurgaur

most welcome bella ...is better to know this things this info may help us in the future if some one ask we can now say we now something about penguins matings

we know now that sex is all that penguis thing about..

By #201583 at 05,Oct,13 07:03

I guess none smell like fish since penguins don't have penises.

By #303133 at 05,Oct,13 19:02

There you go again!

Quit bringing actual biological science into the discussion!
You've been around long enough to know that FACTS have no place in the SYD forum.

By #201583 at 05,Oct,13 22:13

Besides the fact that circumcision in itself is evidence of someone's imperfection, I still think that some dude chasing any animal with a clamp in one hand, and a scalpel in the other is funny.

By #328554 at 04,Oct,13 14:37

I'd have thought that all the penguin smells fishy, circumcision won't change that! Try cutting the tail off an mackerel, yep it still smells fishy!

By #390248 at 05,Oct,13 15:09

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God, I must be bored off my ass this morning!

By bigone21 at 04,Oct,13 22:26 other posts of bigone21

Do we have to circumcise everything that walks on two feet??!

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