These are some of my favourite heritage steam railways in the UK:-
Severn Valley Railway
West Somerset Railway
Torbay & Dartmouth Railway
Bluebell Railway
Swanage Railway
Sittingbourne & Kemsley Railway (narrow gauge)
Spa Valley Railway
Epping Ongar Railway
plus ALL the GREAT LITTLE TRAINS OF WALES, Festiniog, Tallylyn, Vale of Rheidol, Bala Lake Railways etc, all narrow gauge
Here are some of my favourite places on mainland Europe:-
Heidelberg, West Germany
Salzburg, Austria
Innsbruck, Austria
Mayrhofen, Austria
Lucerne, Switzerland
Amsterdam
Budapest, Hungary
Cologne, West Germany
Rudesheim, West Germany
Paris
Wonder what people living there call themselves? Twatters?Twattites?
By #444014 at 19,Apr,14 14:46
A Top Ten of board games...Random order.
1.Monopoly
2.Chess
3.Scrabble
4.Clue/Cluedo
5.Battleship
6.Checkers/Draughts
7.Trivial Pursuit
8.Snakes/Chutes and Ladders
9.Yahtzee
10.The Game of Life
Twister,Dominoes and Mahjong too...but they are not boards games or are they ? IDK..
By #358797 at 19,Apr,14 17:16
Woohoo! Clue is my favorite.
By #423718 at 20,Apr,14 00:32
Good list Alex...
also I would agree with you that Twister isn't really a board game... Well, I never get bored whenever I play it anyway.
and going back to childhood, anything by Enid Blyton, especially The Island of Adventure plus any crime novels by Ruth Rendell, P.D. James, Val McDiarmid and Martina Cole and the "Inspector Banks" novels by Peter Robinson and the "Inspector Rebus" novels by Ian Rankin
No offence. I mean, routemaster decided to fuck limiting the list to just 10 books.
By #444014 at 15,May,14 00:41
I maybe should have put 'lists' instead of top tens.
Routemaster spent a lot of time compiling various lists of top tens and had a problem submitting his lists for whatever reason.So he decided to put them together as slightly bigger lists..It's all good
Today
My Birthday
Doris Day
Yesterday (Beatles Tune)
Saturday
Stormy Monday (Blues Tune)
Sunday
Christmas Day
Day-Oh Day-oh Daylight come and me wanna go home
Friday
Here's ten bad pickup lines that have been used on me....
1. Hey baby, wanna es.cort me to the bar for a drink?
2. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. (my eyes are green... )
3. Hey, you're hott, wanna do it in the back of my dads van?
4. Girl, you look so damned tasty I'd drink your bath water.
5. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made yet.
6. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
7. Stand still so I can pick you up.
8. Girl, you must be a pirate... You got booty.
9. Can I buy you a drink? How about a screaming orgasm?
10. Wanna fool around behind the dumpster?
By #358797 at 26,Apr,14 07:32
Here's ten tourettes guy quotes lol
1. I don't give a dead mooses last shit!
2. I gotta go, some squirrels fucking my tomatoes!
3. Let me tell you about a porcupines balls... They're small and they don't give a shit!
4. You can't do shit without your balls!
5. Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!
6. It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!
7. I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!
8. It sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!
9. Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission!
10. I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock!
By #423718 at 16,Apr,14 04:02
Top ten "Blue" songs for Alex to sing, in no particular order
Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis
Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
Blue Monday - New Order
Blue Velvet - Tony Bennett
Blue Sunday - The Doors
Pale Blue Eyes - Velvet Underground
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
Blue Moon - Elvis
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Blue is the colour (Hey that's enough, we've already got ten)
How about Love Is Blue by the Paul Mauriat Orchestra?
I love Patsy Cline's version of Blue Moon of Kentucky
By #428387 at 18,Apr,14 18:45
I love this song .My Pop used to play it on the violin when I was very young .
When whippoorwills call, and evening is nigh
I hurry to my Blue Heaven
A turn to the right, by a little white light
will bring us to my Blue Heaven.
By #444014 at 18,Apr,14 20:19
I never realised how much the word 'Blue' is mentioned in songs and their titles.
By #428387 at 18,Apr,14 21:18
Hey not only songs but groups and singers .Blue oyster cult .Barry Blue .Deacon Blue.Paul Jones blues band. Jimmy James and the blue flames. There's an English group called blue. A song by George Harrison blue jay way. One by John Lennon yer blues.The list goes on. PS my underpants are blue .Damn I could go on till I was BLUE in the face.
By #358797 at 18,Apr,14 22:57
Blue in the face is better than blue in the balls.... Just saying. Lol.
What about the Rodgers & Hart song "Little Boy Blue" especially the versions by Doris Day and Ella Fitzgerald?
Also "I've Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues" by Guy Mitchell with an English cover version by Tommy Steele when he was a 1950s pop singer before going theatrical?
"Am I Blue?" was another 50s song done by both Elvis Presley and Eddie Cochran
"Blue Days, Black Nights" by Buddy Holly
"Beyond the Blue Horizon", I think done by Jeannette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy in the 1930s
"Lovesick Blues" by both Patsy Cline and Frank Ifield
By #423718 at 20,Apr,14 12:42
Agreed
Had I known that there was a Patsy Cline version of "Blue Moon Of Kentucky" I would have certainly opted for that.
Patsy's version is ACE, Jessica Lange mimes to it in the film of Patsy's life story "Sweet Dreams" released in 1985. A good job she made of it too and the other songs included in the film, indeed it was a thoroughly professional portrayal of this great singer. Patsy was such a tragic loss, what a SENSATIONAL voice she had. Fate really does seem to be a cruel arbiter of one's destiny on occasion --------------------------------------- added after 8 minutes
The other great piece of miming to original recordings I've had the pleasure of enjoying was by the late Susan Hayward in the 1952 film "With A Song In My Heart" in which she portrayed the 1940s singer Jane Froman who almost went the same way as Patsy. She was in a wartime plane crash in 1943 but survived and very heroically continued her career as a cripple on crutches, going off to entertain the troops during World War Two as well as stage appearances. She died in 1983. The film has a great performance by the much under-rated Thelma Ritter as Jane Froman's nurse and there is also a small walk-on part by a very young Robert Wagner.
By #358797 at 18,Apr,14 16:39
It'd be impossible for me to name my top ten favorite video games and be content with their order, so I'll just go with ten games I like.... Lol.
1. Any and all Resident Evil games. Lol. Favorite. Series. Ever.
2. The Last of Us. Recently beat it on survivor + mode.
3. Tekken Tag Tournament 2. I'm badass with Marshall Law.
4. Soul Calibur 5. I kill it with Voldo.
5. DBZ:The Battle of Z. Yes... I'm a DBZ nerd...
6. Miami Hotline. Even though it's one-hit-kills and annoying as fuck, I love it.
7. Borderlands... I liked the first better than the second.
8. Batman: Arkham City... Bayne was actually badass, and didn't sound like Sean Connery huffing helium.
9. Metal Gear Solid 2... Oldie, but I love it.
10. Telltale Games The Walking Dead series... Already prepaid the second season... Can't wait for episode 3.
Here are some of my favourite songs performed, of course, by some of my favourite singers/groups:-
Move Over Darling - Doris Day
Que Sera Sera - Doris Day
Secret Love - Doris Day
The Deadwood Stage - Doris Day
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day
Goin' Back - Dusty Springfield
I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten - Dusty Springfield
I Only Want To Be With You - Dusty Springfield
You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield
I Think Its Gonna Rain Today - Dusty Springfield
Island of Dreams - The Springfields
Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly
It Doesn't Matter Anymore - Buddy Holly
Everyday - Buddy Holly
True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
Three Steps To Heaven - Eddie Cochran
Hallelujah I Just Love Her So - Eddie Cochran
The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore - The Walker Brothers
My Ship Is Coming In - The Walker Brothers
Joanna - Scott Walker
Jackie - Scott Walker
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
The Fool On The Hill - The Beatles
Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles
Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Mama Cass
Its Getting Better - Mama Cass
Downtown - Petula Clark
This Is My Song - Petula Clark
Crazy - Patsy Cline
Heartaches - Patsy Cline
Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
W.O.L.D. - Harry Chapin
The Carnival Is Over - The Seekers
When Will The Good Apples Fall - The Seekers
If Love Were All - Alma Cogan
Love Is The Sweetest Thing - Al Bowlly and the Ray Noble Orchestra
The Folks Who Live On The Hill - Peggy Lee
I've Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra
My Kind of Town - Frank Sinatra
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
Manhattan - Ella Fitzgerald
Every Time We Say Goodbye - Ella Fitzgerald
Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis
Lipstick On Your Collar - Connie Francis
Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis
Where The Boys Are - Connie Francis
I'll Never Find Another You - Billy Fury
In Thoughts of You - Billy Fury
Its All In The Game - Tommy Edwards
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters
The Great Pretender - The Platters
Only You - The Platters
Twilight Time - The Platters
The Night Has A Thousand Eyes - Bobby Vee
It Might As Well Rain Until September - Carole King
Feels Like Home - Bonnie Raitt
Angels - Robbie Williams
That's enough for now, I'll have some more later. Hope you approve of these choices, I can't imagine a world without music and song, I like classical music too as well as all the Great American Songbook composers of the 20th Century too, e.g. Gershwin, Porter, Kern, Rodgers, Berlin, Bernstein etc
Doesn't matter if other people think your personal choices suck, mate, as long as you like it is all that matters although it is, of course, very nice when others have the same taste and I think I have a very wide-ranging and eclectic taste in music too
you certainly forget
Deep Purple - Larry Clinton
Am I That Easy To Forget - Engelbert Humperdinck
A Taste of Honey - Herb Alpert
By #423718 at 12,Apr,14 05:53
Top Ten Anagrams...
I have a large penis - I please her vagina
The traveling salesman - Vaginas: enters them all!
The menstrual cycle - My c*nt creates hell!
Large breasts - Great braless
Husband and wife - Fun was had in bed
The mйnage а trois - A giant threesome!
Sleeping together - Get their legs open
Feeling romantic - Flaming erection!
Kissing couples - Spouses licking
President Clinton of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns
10.There are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. In other words, around 65,000 couples are having sex at this moment around the world.
9.There are seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.
8.The proteins in sperm give it anti-wrinkle properties when rubbed into the skin.
7.Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral sex.
6.A man will ejaculate on average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
5.The average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation is 2,000.
4.The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour.
3.A man has an average of 11 erections per day. He has around 9 erections at night.
2.Men actually do get “blue balls,” which is technically called “prostatic congestion.”
1.The smallest human penis ever recorded was 5/8 of an inch. The longest erect penis on record is 13 inches --------------------------------------- added after 8 hours
By #358797 at 27,Mar,14 02:50
Haha. 8 explains alot. Must be why I don't have many wrinkles.
By #444014 at 27,Mar,14 02:52
By #358797 at 27,Mar,14 03:39
Hey.... I have a wrinkle between my tits... You should hook me up with some miracle serum...
By #444014 at 05,Apr,14 01:09
By #358797 at 05,Apr,14 06:22
There seems to be a wrinkle way up in my ass too... Wanna soak that sucker for me?
By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 04:04
Oh damn, I once had blue balls. I was wanking for days but didnt cum. I edged it. After like 6 days I really had light blueish balls. I remember the wet dream that safed me.
The blue balls begun to really hurt very much and I visited a doc and told him Im not allowed to cum by myself for religious reasons, Im too poor for a hooker and Im single. He called a nun and told her' hes hsving a major case of blue balls. Youll enjoy him' and left the room.
She then begun to look at me very wild, kneeled down and wrapped her supr red lips around my cock, tight as fuck, and sucked every drop out of me.
By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 02:49
And here a
Top 10 places to be at!
1. A good irish pub
2. At a sunny day sitting in the city centre where everything is happening and where the most beautiful creatures walk by to buy new shoes
3. Swinger club
4. In the forrest
5. On your Harley, no matter the weather or where youre flying - its always your personal heaven of fun
6. At a poker-tournament. Always enjoyed those. Winning money, see sexy waitresses serving you a good whisky with a wink, wear your best tailored smoking without being overdressed
7. A good club. And no, not one of those discos where you just can dance and drink, no. I mean clubs. Places with a bar, dancesfloors, chill out stages and clean bathrooms.
8. Reeperbahn in Hamburg. Theres no place like this, nowhere.
9. On a ship to set sails with your buds
and, of course, number 10. Home.
I didnt put them into order this time but you tell us your absolute top 3 of these.
By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 02:40
Lets get to gentlemen stuff.
Top 10 cigars!
1.Brickhouse Mighty mighty
2. Camacho corojo diademas
3. Romeo y julieta romeo nr.2
4. Romeo y Julieta Robusto
5. Partagas Mille Fleurs
6. Camacho tripple maduro churchill
7. Toscano classico (but only with a grappa^^)
8. Brickhouse Corona
9. Flor de Oliva Maduro Corona
10. Mustique blue slim panatela
Those are my favorites and I had a hard time putting them into order.
By #85103 at 09,Apr,14 01:10
My personal favourite top 10 guitarists from 1980s AOR bands
1 Steve Vai (Steve Vai, David Lee Roth, Whitesnake)
2 Lanny Cordola (Giuffria, House Of Lords)
3 John Sykes (Whitesnake, Blue Murder)
4 Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
5 George Lynch (Dokken)
6 Neil Schon (Journey, Bad English)
7 John Norum (Norum, Europe)
8 Vito Bratta (White Lion)
9 Warren DeMartini (Ratt)
10 Ronnie Le Treko (TNT)
Women in Love did include a nude wrestling scene between Alan Bates and Oliver Reed, you also see Alan Bates' dick when he's naked in the woods and Glenda Jackson and Jennie Linden both show their tits too. It was controversial at the time - 1969, a VERY long time ago - but tame by today's standards. Nevertheless, its a beautiful film directed by Ken Russell and very faithful to D.H. Lawrence's novel, oozing 1920s atmosphere, the novel having been published in 1921. Glenda and Jennie play sisters and their characters also feature in Lawrence's equally beautiful novel "The Rainbow". As for Glenda, in the following year (1970), she went the whole hog with a full frontal in "The Music Lovers" also directed by Ken Russell in that infamous scene hanging upside down from a train luggage rack. Now an MP, she must be the only person in that house of fools at Westminster who the public has seen naked - and thank heavens for that. I wouldn't want to see any of those vile sneering Tories, looking down their millionaire noses at people who are poor, in the nude - male or female
Hi Alex, I don't have a Top 10 of favourite films and songs, more a Top 100 or even more. Here are some of my all-time favourite films:-
Calamity Jane (1953) Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie
Genevieve (1953) Dinah Sheridan, Kay Kendall, Kenneth More, John Gregson
The Railway **** (1970) Dinah Sheridan, Jenny Agutter, Bernard Cribbins
Les Girls (1957) Kay Kendall, Mitzi Gaynor, Gene Kelly
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland, Margaret O'Brien, Mary Astor
Some Like It Hot (1959) Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis
The Apartment (1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurrary
Laura (1944) Gene Tierney, Clifton Webb, Dana Andrews
Footsteps In The Fog (1955) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger, Belinda Lee, Bill Travers
Reap The Wild Wind (1942) Paulette Goddard, John Wayne, Ray Milland, Susan Hayward
Gone With The Wind (1939) Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard
Fort Apache (194 Henry Fonda, John Wayne, Shirley Temple
They Died With Their Boots On (1941) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland
Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland
With A Song In My Heart (1952) Susan Hayward, Thelma Ritter
Singin' In The Rain (1952) Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen
The Music Man (1962) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Hermione Gingold
Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) Doris Day, James Cagney
Pillow Talk (1959) Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Thelma Ritter
Rebel Without A Cause" (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo
Jailhouse Rock (1957) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler
King Creole (195 Elvis Presley, Carolyn Jones, Walter Matthau
A Man For All Seasons (1966) Paul Schofield, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller, Susannah York
Carve Her Name With Pride (1957) Virginia McKenna, Paul Schofield
South Pacific (195 Mitzi Gaynor, Rossanno Brazzi, John Kerr, Ray Walston, Juanita Hall
The Pajama Game (1957) Doris Day, John Raitt, Carol Haney
The Sound of Music (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer
Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten
I'll Be Seeing You (1944) Ginger Rogers, Joseph Cotten, Shirley Temple, Spring Byington
Top Hat (1935) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers
42nd Street (1933) Bebe Daniels, Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell
Footlight Parade (1933) James Cagney, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell
I could go on and on but I'll let someone else have a go and come back with some more of my favourite films later. Haven't even started on my favourite songs but I will just say that my number one favourite song and singer of ALL time has to be Move Over Darling by dear Doris, still the sexiest song on the planet and brings me out in goose bumps every time I hear it.
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For crying out loud, its The Railway C H I L D R E N, of course, are we now going to ban films which have titles like this or have half their title blanked out? Pathetic
Nor do I understand why some of the dates have had a digit replaced by a smilie thingy. Fort Apache is 1948 and South Pacific is 1958. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
p.s. the films listed are not in any order of preference
By #358797 at 05,Apr,14 06:23
I see Elvis on there! I've been to Graceland.
By #444014 at 15,Mar,14 07:41
Ten things I know about you ...
1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9. You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10. You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
There was a priest who had to go to hospital to get a bottle or something removed from his ass. His excuse: he was on a ladder, changing lightbulbs, he tripped and fell and landed on the bottle. He also liked to work naked.
By #428387 at 25,Mar,14 20:25
It wasn't per chance a bottle of hole 'e' water was it .
1. Dallas Stars
2. Chicago Blackhawks
3. Boston Bruins
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. San Jose Sharks
6. Nashville Predators
7. Tampa Bay Lightning
8. New York Rangers
9. Los Angeles Kings
10. Minnesota Wild
I would like Pittsburgh if Crosby left. And if Getzlaf left I would like the ducks. My list is of teams that have no players that I dislike. If any of my teams brought on a player that I dislike, I will dislike the team until the player leaves.
And who do you dislike on the Coyotes? And what about the fantastic teams in Canada? Like the Montreal Canadiens? Or Edmonton Oilers? As for Vancouver, I guess I could never like them because I dislike the Sedin twins.
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 00:55
I dislike smith. He is overrated. I used to like Yandel but he can get dirty. I dislike the Canadian teams, but you nailed the number 1 and 2 on my list. They can't play with out each other and they can get away with murder when they are together.
Don't keep me in suspense! Who is the #1 asshole: Henrik or Daniel?
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 02:22
Actually it's close to a tie in my book, D. Is in the lead right now but H. Can score a ripple whammy ten times a period. It has to be too close to call. Since their twins I will let them share the 1 spot.
By #201583 at 24,Feb,14 23:40
1. American Bulldog
2. Doberman Pinscher
3. Belgian Malinois
4. German shepherd
5. Bullmastiff
6. Rottweiler
7. Great Dane
8. Newfoundland
9. Saint Bernard
10. Rat Terrier
1. No top ten lists
2. Same as 1
3. Same as 2
4. Same as 3
5. Same as 4
6. Same as 5
7. Same as 6
8. Same as 7
9. Same as 8
10. Same as 10
large cock
thick cock
long cock
young cock
black cock
brown cock
white cock
hard cock
throbbing cock
and ten at once would be heaven *lix*
thick cock
white cock
hard cock
throbbing cock
1. 0
2. 12
3. 16
4. 7
5. 13
6. 10
7. 1
8. 8
9. 1, 000, 000
10. 17
Severn Valley Railway
West Somerset Railway
Torbay & Dartmouth Railway
Bluebell Railway
Swanage Railway
Sittingbourne & Kemsley Railway (narrow gauge)
Spa Valley Railway
Epping Ongar Railway
plus ALL the GREAT LITTLE TRAINS OF WALES, Festiniog, Tallylyn, Vale of Rheidol, Bala Lake Railways etc, all narrow gauge
Heidelberg, West Germany
Salzburg, Austria
Innsbruck, Austria
Mayrhofen, Austria
Lucerne, Switzerland
Amsterdam
Budapest, Hungary
Cologne, West Germany
Rudesheim, West Germany
Paris
Perranporth, Cornwall
Dartmouth, Devon
Brighton, East Sussex
The Lake District
The Peak District
Scotland
Wales
The Cotswolds
Oxford
London
1. Arcanine
2. Entei
3. Suicune
4. Lugia
5. Ho-oH
6. Elekid
7. Gengar
8. Dragonite
9. Umbreon
10. Nidoking
1) Led Zeppelin- I.
2) Marvin Gaye- What's Going On?
3) Funkadelic- America Eats Its Young.
4) The Congos- Heart Of The Congos.
5) Miles Davis- Kind Of Blue.
6) Love- Forever Changes.
7) The Specials- Specials.
9) Primal Scream- Screamadelica.
10) Radiohead- The Bends.
Number 8 and ) turn into the eye popping emoticon, not my intention.
1.Acock’s Green, Worcestershire.
2.Backside Lane, Oxfordshire.
3.Fanny Barks, Durham.
4.Grope Lane, Shropshire.
5.Hooker Road, Norwich.
6.Lickar Moor, Northumberland.
7.Pant, Shropshire.
8.Sandy Balls, Hampshire.
9.Shitterton, Dorset.
10.Wetwang, East Yorkshire.
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I once saw a hotel called Anus Hotel, in a village in the Indian Himalayas.
1.Monopoly
2.Chess
3.Scrabble
4.Clue/Cluedo
5.Battleship
6.Checkers/Draughts
7.Trivial Pursuit
8.Snakes/Chutes and Ladders
9.Yahtzee
10.The Game of Life
Twister,Dominoes and Mahjong too...but they are not boards games or are they ? IDK..
also I would agree with you that Twister isn't really a board game... Well, I never get bored whenever I play it anyway.
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Mrs. Peacock and I often discuss the murder afterwards
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
The Tenant of Wildfell Hall - Anne Bronte
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Jamaica Inn - Daphne du Maurier
Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Stars Look Down - A.J. Cronin
The Citadel - A.J. Cronin
Hatter's Castle - A.J. Cronin
The Mill On The Floss - George Eliot
The Murder of Roger Ackroyd - Agatha Christie
A Murder Is Announced - Agatha Christie
Kipps - H.G. Wells
The History of Mr. Polly - H.G. Wells
Murder Must Advertise - Dorothy L. Sayers
Keep The Aspidistra Flying - George Orwell
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Rainbow - D.H. Lawrence
Women In Love - D.H. Lawrence
Sons and Lovers - D.H. Lawrence
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Tom Brown's Schooldays - Thomas Hughes
and going back to childhood, anything by Enid Blyton, especially The Island of Adventure plus any crime novels by Ruth Rendell, P.D. James, Val McDiarmid and Martina Cole and the "Inspector Banks" novels by Peter Robinson and the "Inspector Rebus" novels by Ian Rankin
Just a side note to say R.I.P. Sue Townsend.
Routemaster spent a lot of time compiling various lists of top tens and had a problem submitting his lists for whatever reason.So he decided to put them together as slightly bigger lists..It's all good
Today
My Birthday
Doris Day
Yesterday (Beatles Tune)
Saturday
Stormy Monday (Blues Tune)
Sunday
Christmas Day
Day-Oh Day-oh Daylight come and me wanna go home
Friday
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1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
1. Deviant
2. Deviant
3. Deviant
4. Deviant
5. Deviant
6. Deviant
7. Deviant
8. Deviant
9. Deviant
10.Deviant
A 'fair dinkum bloke'
1.Bend over Shirley.
2.Cock sucking cowboy.
3.1-900-Fuk-Meup
4.Adios m0thefucker.
5.Sex on my face.
6.Blue balls.
7.Angel's tit.
8.Red headed slut.
9.Mountain Dew me.
10.Sex with an alligator.
11.Anus burner.
12.Suck,bang and blow.
13.Liquid Viagra.
Jefferson Airplane- White Rabbit.
The Small Faces- Here Comes The Nice.
The Dramatics- The Devil Is Dope.
Lou Reed- Perfect Day.
New Order- True Faith.
Funkadelic- Loose Booty.
Northside- Shall We Take A Trip?
Peter Tosh- Legalize It.
Gil Scott Heron- Home Is Where The Hatred Is.
The Stranglers- Golden Brown.
1. Hey baby, wanna es.cort me to the bar for a drink?
2. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. (my eyes are green... )
3. Hey, you're hott, wanna do it in the back of my dads van?
4. Girl, you look so damned tasty I'd drink your bath water.
5. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made yet.
6. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
7. Stand still so I can pick you up.
8. Girl, you must be a pirate... You got booty.
9. Can I buy you a drink? How about a screaming orgasm?
10. Wanna fool around behind the dumpster?
1. I don't give a dead mooses last shit!
2. I gotta go, some squirrels fucking my tomatoes!
3. Let me tell you about a porcupines balls... They're small and they don't give a shit!
4. You can't do shit without your balls!
5. Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!
6. It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!
7. I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!
8. It sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!
9. Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission!
10. I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock!
Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis
Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
Blue Monday - New Order
Blue Velvet - Tony Bennett
Blue Sunday - The Doors
Pale Blue Eyes - Velvet Underground
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
Blue Moon - Elvis
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Blue is the colour (Hey that's enough, we've already got ten)
I love Patsy Cline's version of Blue Moon of Kentucky
When whippoorwills call, and evening is nigh
I hurry to my Blue Heaven
A turn to the right, by a little white light
will bring us to my Blue Heaven.
Also "I've Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues" by Guy Mitchell with an English cover version by Tommy Steele when he was a 1950s pop singer before going theatrical?
"Am I Blue?" was another 50s song done by both Elvis Presley and Eddie Cochran
"Blue Days, Black Nights" by Buddy Holly
"Beyond the Blue Horizon", I think done by Jeannette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy in the 1930s
"Lovesick Blues" by both Patsy Cline and Frank Ifield
Had I known that there was a Patsy Cline version of "Blue Moon Of Kentucky" I would have certainly opted for that.
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The other great piece of miming to original recordings I've had the pleasure of enjoying was by the late Susan Hayward in the 1952 film "With A Song In My Heart" in which she portrayed the 1940s singer Jane Froman who almost went the same way as Patsy. She was in a wartime plane crash in 1943 but survived and very heroically continued her career as a cripple on crutches, going off to entertain the troops during World War Two as well as stage appearances. She died in 1983. The film has a great performance by the much under-rated Thelma Ritter as Jane Froman's nurse and there is also a small walk-on part by a very young Robert Wagner.
1. Any and all Resident Evil games. Lol. Favorite. Series. Ever.
2. The Last of Us. Recently beat it on survivor + mode.
3. Tekken Tag Tournament 2. I'm badass with Marshall Law.
4. Soul Calibur 5. I kill it with Voldo.
5. DBZ:The Battle of Z. Yes... I'm a DBZ nerd...
6. Miami Hotline. Even though it's one-hit-kills and annoying as fuck, I love it.
7. Borderlands... I liked the first better than the second.
8. Batman: Arkham City... Bayne was actually badass, and didn't sound like Sean Connery huffing helium.
9. Metal Gear Solid 2... Oldie, but I love it.
10. Telltale Games The Walking Dead series... Already prepaid the second season... Can't wait for episode 3.
Gentle On My Mind - Dean Martin
Passing Strangers - Billy Ecksteine, Sarah Vaughan
I Just Want To Stay Here and Love You - Eydie Gorme, Steve Lawrence
September In The Rain - Dinah Washington
Mad About The Boy - Dinah Washington
Stormy Weather - Lena Horne
Wheel Of Fortune - Kay Starr
Rock 'n' Roll Waltz - Kay Starr
This Ol' House - Rosemary Clooney
Theme From "A Summer Place" - Percy Faith Orchestra
My Guy - Mary Wells
You Don't Know - Helen Shapiro
Take Good Care Of My Baby - Bobby Vee
Happy Birthday, Sweet **** - Neil Sedaka
Laughter In The Rain - Neil Sedaka
Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin
Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin
Things - Bobby Darin
Dream Lover - Bobby Darin
Clementine - Bobby Darin
Ain't That A Kick In The Head - Dean Martin
The Tender Trap - Frank Sinatra
Lazing On A Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
I Couldn't Live Without Your Love - Petula Clark
Thoroughly Modern Millie - Julie Andrews
Heartbreaker - Dionne Warwick
All I See Is You - Dusty Springfield
Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland
The Trolley Song - Judy Garland
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland
The Boy Next Door - Judy Garland
The Man That Got Away - Judy Garland
Swanee - Al Jolson
Dance On - Kathy Kirby
Like I Do - Maureen Evans
Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams
Send Him To The Nearest Jail - Bessie Smith
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Here we go again, its Happy Birthday, Sweet S I X T E E N, this don't half P I S S me off
It Never Rains In Southern California - Albert Hammond
Uptown Uptempo Woman - Randy Edelman
Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
A Lover's Concerto - The Toys
Don't Bring Lulu - Dorothy Provine
Top Of The World - Carpenters
Rainy Days and Mondays - Carpenters
Goodbye to Love - Carpenters
Silence Is Golden - The Tremeloes
Here Comes By Baby - The Tremeloes
Here Comes The Night - Them!
I've Gotta Get A Message To You - The Bee Gees
How Deep Is Your Love - The Bee Gees
You Win Again - The Bee Gees
You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers
Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
I Remember You - Frank Ifield
I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher
Everlasting Love - The Love Affair
Rainbow Valley - The Love Affair
Reflections Of My Life - The Marmalade
He Ain't Heavy, He's My **** - The Hollies
The Air That I Breathe - The Hollies
Bus Stop - The Hollies
24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney
Walk On By - Dionne Warwick
Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell
Galveston - Glen Campbell
All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers
Crying In The Rain - The Everly Brothers
Ode to Billy Joe - Bobbie Gentry
La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf
Where Have All The Flowers Gone? - Marlene Dietrich
Fernando - ABBA
Thank You For The Music - ABBA
Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
I do I do I do - ABBA
If I Loved You - Shirley Jones, Gordon MacRae
A Wonderful Guy - Mitzi Gaynor
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Now and Then There's A Fool Such As I - Elvis Presley
Its Now Or Never - Elvis Presley
Strangers In The Night - Frank Sinatra
Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
True Love - Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly
That'll do for now
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Oh for crying out loud, its He Ain't Heavy, He's My
B R O T H E R. This censhorship of perfectly acceptable words is P A T H E T I C. What is this daft world coming to?
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Sorry for the typing error in one of them, it should be Here Comes MY Baby by the Tremeloes, NOT by, doh
Move Over Darling - Doris Day
Que Sera Sera - Doris Day
Secret Love - Doris Day
The Deadwood Stage - Doris Day
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day
Goin' Back - Dusty Springfield
I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten - Dusty Springfield
I Only Want To Be With You - Dusty Springfield
You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield
I Think Its Gonna Rain Today - Dusty Springfield
Island of Dreams - The Springfields
Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly
It Doesn't Matter Anymore - Buddy Holly
Everyday - Buddy Holly
True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
Three Steps To Heaven - Eddie Cochran
Hallelujah I Just Love Her So - Eddie Cochran
The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore - The Walker Brothers
My Ship Is Coming In - The Walker Brothers
Joanna - Scott Walker
Jackie - Scott Walker
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
The Fool On The Hill - The Beatles
Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles
Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Mama Cass
Its Getting Better - Mama Cass
Downtown - Petula Clark
This Is My Song - Petula Clark
Crazy - Patsy Cline
Heartaches - Patsy Cline
Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
W.O.L.D. - Harry Chapin
The Carnival Is Over - The Seekers
When Will The Good Apples Fall - The Seekers
If Love Were All - Alma Cogan
Love Is The Sweetest Thing - Al Bowlly and the Ray Noble Orchestra
The Folks Who Live On The Hill - Peggy Lee
I've Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra
My Kind of Town - Frank Sinatra
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
Manhattan - Ella Fitzgerald
Every Time We Say Goodbye - Ella Fitzgerald
Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis
Lipstick On Your Collar - Connie Francis
Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis
Where The Boys Are - Connie Francis
I'll Never Find Another You - Billy Fury
In Thoughts of You - Billy Fury
Its All In The Game - Tommy Edwards
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters
The Great Pretender - The Platters
Only You - The Platters
Twilight Time - The Platters
The Night Has A Thousand Eyes - Bobby Vee
It Might As Well Rain Until September - Carole King
Feels Like Home - Bonnie Raitt
Angels - Robbie Williams
That's enough for now, I'll have some more later. Hope you approve of these choices, I can't imagine a world without music and song, I like classical music too as well as all the Great American Songbook composers of the 20th Century too, e.g. Gershwin, Porter, Kern, Rodgers, Berlin, Bernstein etc
Deep Purple - Larry Clinton
Am I That Easy To Forget - Engelbert Humperdinck
A Taste of Honey - Herb Alpert
I have a large penis - I please her vagina
The traveling salesman - Vaginas: enters them all!
The menstrual cycle - My c*nt creates hell!
Large breasts - Great braless
Husband and wife - Fun was had in bed
The mйnage а trois - A giant threesome!
Sleeping together - Get their legs open
Feeling romantic - Flaming erection!
Kissing couples - Spouses licking
President Clinton of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns
10.There are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. In other words, around 65,000 couples are having sex at this moment around the world.
9.There are seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.
8.The proteins in sperm give it anti-wrinkle properties when rubbed into the skin.
7.Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral sex.
6.A man will ejaculate on average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
5.The average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation is 2,000.
4.The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour.
3.A man has an average of 11 erections per day. He has around 9 erections at night.
2.Men actually do get “blue balls,” which is technically called “prostatic congestion.”
1.The smallest human penis ever recorded was 5/8 of an inch. The longest erect penis on record is 13 inches
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The blue balls begun to really hurt very much and I visited a doc and told him Im not allowed to cum by myself for religious reasons, Im too poor for a hooker and Im single. He called a nun and told her' hes hsving a major case of blue balls. Youll enjoy him' and left the room.
She then begun to look at me very wild, kneeled down and wrapped her supr red lips around my cock, tight as fuck, and sucked every drop out of me.
Top 10 places to be at!
1. A good irish pub
2. At a sunny day sitting in the city centre where everything is happening and where the most beautiful creatures walk by to buy new shoes
3. Swinger club
4. In the forrest
5. On your Harley, no matter the weather or where youre flying - its always your personal heaven of fun
6. At a poker-tournament. Always enjoyed those. Winning money, see sexy waitresses serving you a good whisky with a wink, wear your best tailored smoking without being overdressed
7. A good club. And no, not one of those discos where you just can dance and drink, no. I mean clubs. Places with a bar, dancesfloors, chill out stages and clean bathrooms.
8. Reeperbahn in Hamburg. Theres no place like this, nowhere.
9. On a ship to set sails with your buds
and, of course, number 10. Home.
I didnt put them into order this time but you tell us your absolute top 3 of these.
Top 10 cigars!
1.Brickhouse Mighty mighty
2. Camacho corojo diademas
3. Romeo y julieta romeo nr.2
4. Romeo y Julieta Robusto
5. Partagas Mille Fleurs
6. Camacho tripple maduro churchill
7. Toscano classico (but only with a grappa^^)
8. Brickhouse Corona
9. Flor de Oliva Maduro Corona
10. Mustique blue slim panatela
Those are my favorites and I had a hard time putting them into order.
1 Steve Vai (Steve Vai, David Lee Roth, Whitesnake)
2 Lanny Cordola (Giuffria, House Of Lords)
3 John Sykes (Whitesnake, Blue Murder)
4 Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
5 George Lynch (Dokken)
6 Neil Schon (Journey, Bad English)
7 John Norum (Norum, Europe)
8 Vito Bratta (White Lion)
9 Warren DeMartini (Ratt)
10 Ronnie Le Treko (TNT)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Alec Guinness
Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing (1955) Jennifer Jones, William Holden
Three Coins In The Fountain (1954) Dorothy McGuire, Jean Peters, Clifton Webb, Rossanno Brazzi
Simon and Laura (1955) Kay Kendall, Peter Finch, Muriel Pavlow, Ian Carmichael
The Reluctant Debutante (195
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell
Kiss Me Kate (1953) Howard Keel, Ann Miller, Kathryn Grayson
On The Town (1949) Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Ann Miller, Betty Garrett, Vera Ellen, Jules Munshin
The Dark Corner (1946) Clifton Webb, Lucille Ball, Mark Stevens
I Wake Up Screaming (1942) Victor Mature, Betty Grable, Carole Landis
The Blue Dahlia (1946) Veronica Lake, Alan Ladd
Sun Valley Serenade (1941) Sonja Henie, John Payne, The Glenn Miller Orchestra
The Cruel Sea (1953) Jack Hawkins, Donald Sinden
High Society (1956) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Celeste Holm
All About Eve (1950) Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, George Sanders, Marilyn Monroe
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960) Albert Finney, Shirley-Anne Field
The Entertainer (1960) Laurence Olivier, Brenda de Banzie
A Kind of Loving (1962) Alan Bates, June Ritchie, Thora Hird
Women in Love (1969) Alan Bates, Glenda Jackson, Jennie Linden, Oliver Reed
The Triple Echo (1973) Glenda Jackson, Oliver Reed
Grease (197
Again, not in any order of preference
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Calamity Jane (1953) Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie
Genevieve (1953) Dinah Sheridan, Kay Kendall, Kenneth More, John Gregson
The Railway **** (1970) Dinah Sheridan, Jenny Agutter, Bernard Cribbins
Les Girls (1957) Kay Kendall, Mitzi Gaynor, Gene Kelly
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland, Margaret O'Brien, Mary Astor
Some Like It Hot (1959) Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis
The Apartment (1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurrary
Laura (1944) Gene Tierney, Clifton Webb, Dana Andrews
Footsteps In The Fog (1955) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger, Belinda Lee, Bill Travers
Reap The Wild Wind (1942) Paulette Goddard, John Wayne, Ray Milland, Susan Hayward
Gone With The Wind (1939) Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard
Fort Apache (194
They Died With Their Boots On (1941) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland
Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland
With A Song In My Heart (1952) Susan Hayward, Thelma Ritter
Singin' In The Rain (1952) Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen
The Music Man (1962) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Hermione Gingold
Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) Doris Day, James Cagney
Pillow Talk (1959) Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Thelma Ritter
Rebel Without A Cause" (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo
Jailhouse Rock (1957) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler
King Creole (195
A Man For All Seasons (1966) Paul Schofield, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller, Susannah York
Carve Her Name With Pride (1957) Virginia McKenna, Paul Schofield
South Pacific (195
The Pajama Game (1957) Doris Day, John Raitt, Carol Haney
The Sound of Music (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer
Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten
I'll Be Seeing You (1944) Ginger Rogers, Joseph Cotten, Shirley Temple, Spring Byington
Top Hat (1935) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers
42nd Street (1933) Bebe Daniels, Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell
Footlight Parade (1933) James Cagney, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell
I could go on and on but I'll let someone else have a go and come back with some more of my favourite films later. Haven't even started on my favourite songs but I will just say that my number one favourite song and singer of ALL time has to be Move Over Darling by dear Doris, still the sexiest song on the planet and brings me out in goose bumps every time I hear it.
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For crying out loud, its The Railway C H I L D R E N, of course, are we now going to ban films which have titles like this or have half their title blanked out? Pathetic
Nor do I understand why some of the dates have had a digit replaced by a smilie thingy. Fort Apache is 1948 and South Pacific is 1958. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
p.s. the films listed are not in any order of preference
1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9. You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10. You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
"top ten things found up someone's butt"
10.A cassette tape
9.Deodarant can
8.Sunglasses
7.Light bulb
6.Coke bottle
5.Billiard ball
4.Whisk
3.Masonary adhesive
2.Peanut butter
1.Buzz Lightyear
I would love to know the excuses the people come up with to explain to the medical staff how those objects ended up where they did......
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1.Tom Hanks
2.Morgan Freeman
3.Denzel Washington
4.Gene Hackman
5.Dustin Hoffman
6.Robert de Niro
7.Al Pacino
8.Clint Eastwood
9.Christian Bale
10.Daniel Day Lewis
2. Chicago Blackhawks
3. Boston Bruins
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. San Jose Sharks
6. Nashville Predators
7. Tampa Bay Lightning
8. New York Rangers
9. Los Angeles Kings
10. Minnesota Wild
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My biggest problem with Phoenix, is that I can't pronounce half the names on the team!
2. Doberman Pinscher
3. Belgian Malinois
4. German shepherd
5. Bullmastiff
6. Rottweiler
7. Great Dane
8. Newfoundland
9. Saint Bernard
10. Rat Terrier
2. Barrett Model 98B
3. Remington Model 700
4. Browning M2
5. MK19
6. M240E
7. M249
8. Remington 870
9. Marlin .30/.30
10. Ruger 10/22