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Started by #444014 at 24,Feb,14 02:30
What are some of your favourite things ?
Put them in a "TOP TEN" list.....

Examples "TOP TEN SONGS" "TOP TEN MOVIES"

It can be anything..



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By leopoldij at 19,Aug,15 11:34 other posts of leopoldij 
Another top ten list. I'll make all of them different for variety purposes.

1. No top ten lists
2. Same as 1
3. Same as 2
4. Same as 3
5. Same as 4
6. Same as 5
7. Same as 6
8. Same as 7
9. Same as 8
10. Same as 10


By #485312 at 19,Aug,15 08:41
big cock
large cock
thick cock
long cock
young cock
black cock
brown cock
white cock
hard cock
throbbing cock

and ten at once would be heaven *lix*
By leopoldij at 19,Aug,15 11:31 other posts of leopoldij 
I satisfy 4/10 of your criteria. Does this mean that my chances of getting laid with you is 4 out of 10? lol

thick cock
white cock
hard cock
throbbing cock



By leopoldij at 23,May,14 22:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Top Ten numbers.
1. 0
2. 12
3. 16
4. 7
5. 13
6. 10
7. 1
8. 8
9. 1, 000, 000
10. 17
By _avg_ at 03,Jun,14 01:48 other posts of _avg_ 
No 42??! This list is invalid...
By leopoldij at 10,Jun,14 21:10 other posts of leopoldij 
Sorry. I missed 42. How Could this happen?


By Rose at 11,Jun,14 00:38 other posts of Rose 
No 69? I am speechless.
By Ravioli_Max at 19,Aug,15 09:14 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
L.O.L.




By routemaster at 09,Aug,14 07:42 other posts of routemaster 
These are some of my favourite heritage steam railways in the UK:-

Severn Valley Railway
West Somerset Railway
Torbay & Dartmouth Railway
Bluebell Railway
Swanage Railway
Sittingbourne & Kemsley Railway (narrow gauge)
Spa Valley Railway
Epping Ongar Railway
plus ALL the GREAT LITTLE TRAINS OF WALES, Festiniog, Tallylyn, Vale of Rheidol, Bala Lake Railways etc, all narrow gauge


By routemaster at 09,Aug,14 07:37 other posts of routemaster 
Here are some of my favourite places on mainland Europe:-

Heidelberg, West Germany
Salzburg, Austria
Innsbruck, Austria
Mayrhofen, Austria
Lucerne, Switzerland
Amsterdam
Budapest, Hungary
Cologne, West Germany
Rudesheim, West Germany
Paris


By routemaster at 09,Aug,14 07:31 other posts of routemaster 
Here are some of my favourite places in the UK:-

Perranporth, Cornwall
Dartmouth, Devon
Brighton, East Sussex
The Lake District
The Peak District
Scotland
Wales
The Cotswolds
Oxford
London


By #285315 at 08,Aug,14 02:49
My favourite Pokemons... sorry im just a young boy

1. Arcanine
2. Entei
3. Suicune
4. Lugia
5. Ho-oH
6. Elekid
7. Gengar
8. Dragonite
9. Umbreon
10. Nidoking
By #358797 at 09,Aug,14 02:53
No Charizard?!? B...b...but... He has a mega form now....



By andrew999999999 at 28,May,14 20:25 other posts of andrew999999999 
10 of my favorite albums.


1) Led Zeppelin- I.


2) Marvin Gaye- What's Going On?


3) Funkadelic- America Eats Its Young.


4) The Congos- Heart Of The Congos.


5) Miles Davis- Kind Of Blue.


6) Love- Forever Changes.


7) The Specials- Specials.


Paul Weller- Wild wood.


9) Primal Scream- Screamadelica.


10) Radiohead- The Bends.

Number 8 and ) turn into the eye popping emoticon, not my intention.
By #444014 at 02,Jun,14 17:09
Cool list
By andrew999999999 at 02,Jun,14 19:20 other posts of andrew999999999 
I think so




By #444014 at 17,May,14 16:12
Some amusing road and place names from England.

1.Acock’s Green, Worcestershire.
2.Backside Lane, Oxfordshire.
3.Fanny Barks, Durham.
4.Grope Lane, Shropshire.
5.Hooker Road, Norwich.
6.Lickar Moor, Northumberland.
7.Pant, Shropshire.
8.Sandy Balls, Hampshire.
9.Shitterton, Dorset.
10.Wetwang, East Yorkshire.
By bella! at 17,May,14 16:46 other posts of bella! 
That's both fun and funny !

By #423718 at 22,May,14 17:50
There's a place in Newcastle called Longbenton (or locally known a Long Bent One)
By andrew999999999 at 22,May,14 19:24 other posts of andrew999999999 
There's a place called Twatt in the Shetland Islands, and also in the Orkney Islands.
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I once saw a hotel called Anus Hotel, in a village in the Indian Himalayas.

By #444014 at 22,May,14 22:22
By andrew999999999 at 23,May,14 19:19 other posts of andrew999999999 
Wonder what people living there call themselves? Twatters?Twattites?





By #444014 at 19,Apr,14 14:46
A Top Ten of board games...Random order.

1.Monopoly
2.Chess
3.Scrabble
4.Clue/Cluedo
5.Battleship
6.Checkers/Draughts
7.Trivial Pursuit
8.Snakes/Chutes and Ladders
9.Yahtzee
10.The Game of Life

Twister,Dominoes and Mahjong too...but they are not boards games or are they ? IDK..
By #358797 at 19,Apr,14 17:16
Woohoo! Clue is my favorite.

By #423718 at 20,Apr,14 00:32
Good list Alex...
also I would agree with you that Twister isn't really a board game... Well, I never get bored whenever I play it anyway.
By routemaster at 20,Apr,14 04:59 other posts of routemaster 
Cluedo is my favourite, I'm always Miss Scarlett when I go round the board!!!
By #444014 at 21,Apr,14 04:57
By routemaster at 21,Apr,14 05:45 other posts of routemaster 
And I usually do it with the lead piping
By #358797 at 21,Apr,14 05:46
I do it with the candle stick in the hallway.
By routemaster at 21,Apr,14 08:06 other posts of routemaster 
I always do it in the billiard room
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Mrs. Peacock and I often discuss the murder afterwards
By #428387 at 21,Apr,14 14:47
Wow this sounds an interesting game never played it .Do you get to choose your own weapon and can I have an assegai.
By #358797 at 21,Apr,14 17:58
My bro.ther and I used to alter the cards so they had assault rifles and such on them.... Kept us amused.
By #428387 at 21,Apr,14 19:21
You are wild GRRRRR
By #358797 at 21,Apr,14 20:52
Yep. Mr. Green with an AK-47 in the observatory!
By #444014 at 21,May,14 00:01
By #358797 at 21,May,14 01:09
Would you prefer it be Mr. Blue with the handcuffs in my bedroom?












By #358797 at 23,Apr,14 19:05
I was going through boxes and found my Monopoly and Battleship games. Don't sink my battleboat!



By routemaster at 18,Apr,14 18:36 other posts of routemaster 
Here are some of my favourite books and authors:-


Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte


Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte


The Tenant of Wildfell Hall - Anne Bronte


Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens


David Copperfield - Charles Dickens


Great Expectations - Charles Dickens


Middlemarch - George Eliot


Jamaica Inn - Daphne du Maurier


Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier


Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen


The Stars Look Down - A.J. Cronin


The Citadel - A.J. Cronin


Hatter's Castle - A.J. Cronin


The Mill On The Floss - George Eliot


The Murder of Roger Ackroyd - Agatha Christie


A Murder Is Announced - Agatha Christie


Kipps - H.G. Wells


The History of Mr. Polly - H.G. Wells


Murder Must Advertise - Dorothy L. Sayers


Keep The Aspidistra Flying - George Orwell


A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute


The Rainbow - D.H. Lawrence


Women In Love - D.H. Lawrence


Sons and Lovers - D.H. Lawrence


Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray


The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck


Tom Brown's Schooldays - Thomas Hughes


and going back to childhood, anything by Enid Blyton, especially The Island of Adventure plus any crime novels by Ruth Rendell, P.D. James, Val McDiarmid and Martina Cole and the "Inspector Banks" novels by Peter Robinson and the "Inspector Rebus" novels by Ian Rankin


By #358797 at 18,Apr,14 18:45
I've got a few of those in my collection.
By routemaster at 19,Apr,14 09:08 other posts of routemaster 
That's good to know, arexa


By #444014 at 18,Apr,14 23:34
I always liked Charles Dickens growing up. I liked the first two of Adrian Mole series by Sue Townsend.

Just a side note to say R.I.P. Sue Townsend.
By routemaster at 19,Apr,14 09:08 other posts of routemaster 
Glad you like Dickens too, Alex, never read any Adrian Mole but sad to hear of Sue Townsend's passing


By andrew999999999 at 13,May,14 23:31 other posts of andrew999999999 
Top ten?
By #444014 at 14,May,14 14:41
Go with the flow buddy..
By andrew999999999 at 14,May,14 20:10 other posts of andrew999999999 
No offence. I mean, routemaster decided to fuck limiting the list to just 10 books.
By #444014 at 15,May,14 00:41
I maybe should have put 'lists' instead of top tens.
Routemaster spent a lot of time compiling various lists of top tens and had a problem submitting his lists for whatever reason.So he decided to put them together as slightly bigger lists..It's all good
By andrew999999999 at 15,May,14 19:37 other posts of andrew999999999 
Of course, I was just acknowledging his cavalier spirit. I don't want to cause offence to anyone here.
By #444014 at 15,May,14 19:48
No worries
By andrew999999999 at 16,May,14 19:02 other posts of andrew999999999 









By #423718 at 11,Apr,14 18:23
Top Ten Days in no particular order -

Today
My Birthday
Doris Day
Yesterday (Beatles Tune)
Saturday
Stormy Monday (Blues Tune)
Sunday
Christmas Day
Day-Oh Day-oh Daylight come and me wanna go home
Friday
By #444014 at 12,May,14 19:23
Pancake day ?
By routemaster at 13,May,14 04:53 other posts of routemaster 
Holiday
By #444014 at 13,May,14 11:10
Summer Holiday..
By #428387 at 13,May,14 12:07
Everyday
By #444014 at 13,May,14 12:09
Payday
By routemaster at 14,May,14 14:22 other posts of routemaster 
Everyday - one of Buddy Holly's most beautiful recordings, 57 years old now unbelievably






By andrew999999999 at 14,May,14 20:27 other posts of andrew999999999 
Dreadlock Holiday
By #428387 at 14,May,14 20:43
Billie Holiday .
By routemaster at 14,May,14 20:52 other posts of routemaster 
Fabulous but tragic singer - "Good Morning Heartache" one of her very best



By Rose at 15,May,14 01:29 other posts of Rose 
What about Hump Day?



By leopoldij at 14,May,14 21:21 other posts of leopoldij 
Top 10 numbers:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9


By bella! at 14,May,14 14:02 other posts of bella! 
Here's my top 10, in no particular order;

1. Deviant
2. Deviant
3. Deviant
4. Deviant
5. Deviant
6. Deviant
7. Deviant
8. Deviant
9. Deviant
10.Deviant
By #444014 at 14,May,14 14:20
He is a top bloke for sure Miss Bella.
A 'fair dinkum bloke'
By bella! at 14,May,14 14:42 other posts of bella! 
I'm certain it's positive but what does dinkum mean?




By #444014 at 13,May,14 22:03
Apparently these are cocktails...

1.Bend over Shirley.
2.Cock sucking cowboy.
3.1-900-Fuk-Meup
4.Adios m0thefucker.
5.Sex on my face.
6.Blue balls.
7.Angel's tit.
8.Red headed slut.
9.Mountain Dew me.
10.Sex with an alligator.
11.Anus burner.
12.Suck,bang and blow.
13.Liquid Viagra.
By #358797 at 14,May,14 04:27
Well, I'll skip number 11... I'm not quite fan of a scorched sphincter.



By andrew999999999 at 13,May,14 23:50 other posts of andrew999999999 
Ten d rug related songs.


Jefferson Airplane- White Rabbit.


The Small Faces- Here Comes The Nice.


The Dramatics- The Devil Is Dope.


Lou Reed- Perfect Day.


New Order- True Faith.


Funkadelic- Loose Booty.


Northside- Shall We Take A Trip?


Peter Tosh- Legalize It.


Gil Scott Heron- Home Is Where The Hatred Is.


The Stranglers- Golden Brown.
By bella! at 13,May,14 23:59 other posts of bella! 
Haha! Just yesterday, I was singing White Rabbit!



By #358797 at 26,Apr,14 08:09
Here's ten bad pickup lines that have been used on me....


1. Hey baby, wanna es.cort me to the bar for a drink?

2. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. (my eyes are green... )

3. Hey, you're hott, wanna do it in the back of my dads van?

4. Girl, you look so damned tasty I'd drink your bath water.

5. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made yet.

6. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

7. Stand still so I can pick you up.

8. Girl, you must be a pirate... You got booty.

9. Can I buy you a drink? How about a screaming orgasm?

10. Wanna fool around behind the dumpster?


By #358797 at 26,Apr,14 07:32
Here's ten tourettes guy quotes lol


1. I don't give a dead mooses last shit!

2. I gotta go, some squirrels fucking my tomatoes!

3. Let me tell you about a porcupines balls... They're small and they don't give a shit!

4. You can't do shit without your balls!

5. Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!

6. It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!

7. I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!

8. It sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!

9. Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission!

10. I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock!


By #423718 at 16,Apr,14 04:02
Top ten "Blue" songs for Alex to sing, in no particular order

Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis
Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
Blue Monday - New Order
Blue Velvet - Tony Bennett
Blue Sunday - The Doors
Pale Blue Eyes - Velvet Underground
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
Blue Moon - Elvis
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Blue is the colour (Hey that's enough, we've already got ten)
By #444014 at 17,Apr,14 09:32
Cool list Aristotle
By routemaster at 18,Apr,14 04:23 other posts of routemaster 
How about Love Is Blue by the Paul Mauriat Orchestra?

I love Patsy Cline's version of Blue Moon of Kentucky
By #428387 at 18,Apr,14 18:45
I love this song .My Pop used to play it on the violin when I was very young .

When whippoorwills call, and evening is nigh
I hurry to my Blue Heaven
A turn to the right, by a little white light
will bring us to my Blue Heaven.
By #444014 at 18,Apr,14 20:19
I never realised how much the word 'Blue' is mentioned in songs and their titles.
By #428387 at 18,Apr,14 21:18
Hey not only songs but groups and singers .Blue oyster cult .Barry Blue .Deacon Blue.Paul Jones blues band. Jimmy James and the blue flames. There's an English group called blue. A song by George Harrison blue jay way. One by John Lennon yer blues.The list goes on. PS my underpants are blue .Damn I could go on till I was BLUE in the face.
By #358797 at 18,Apr,14 22:57
Blue in the face is better than blue in the balls.... Just saying. Lol.
By routemaster at 19,Apr,14 00:43 other posts of routemaster 
What about the Rodgers & Hart song "Little Boy Blue" especially the versions by Doris Day and Ella Fitzgerald?


Also "I've Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues" by Guy Mitchell with an English cover version by Tommy Steele when he was a 1950s pop singer before going theatrical?


"Am I Blue?" was another 50s song done by both Elvis Presley and Eddie Cochran


"Blue Days, Black Nights" by Buddy Holly


"Beyond the Blue Horizon", I think done by Jeannette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy in the 1930s


"Lovesick Blues" by both Patsy Cline and Frank Ifield





By #423718 at 20,Apr,14 12:42
Agreed
Had I known that there was a Patsy Cline version of "Blue Moon Of Kentucky" I would have certainly opted for that.
By routemaster at 20,Apr,14 12:54 other posts of routemaster 
Patsy's version is ACE, Jessica Lange mimes to it in the film of Patsy's life story "Sweet Dreams" released in 1985. A good job she made of it too and the other songs included in the film, indeed it was a thoroughly professional portrayal of this great singer. Patsy was such a tragic loss, what a SENSATIONAL voice she had. Fate really does seem to be a cruel arbiter of one's destiny on occasion
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The other great piece of miming to original recordings I've had the pleasure of enjoying was by the late Susan Hayward in the 1952 film "With A Song In My Heart" in which she portrayed the 1940s singer Jane Froman who almost went the same way as Patsy. She was in a wartime plane crash in 1943 but survived and very heroically continued her career as a cripple on crutches, going off to entertain the troops during World War Two as well as stage appearances. She died in 1983. The film has a great performance by the much under-rated Thelma Ritter as Jane Froman's nurse and there is also a small walk-on part by a very young Robert Wagner.






By #358797 at 18,Apr,14 16:39
It'd be impossible for me to name my top ten favorite video games and be content with their order, so I'll just go with ten games I like.... Lol.


1. Any and all Resident Evil games. Lol. Favorite. Series. Ever.

2. The Last of Us. Recently beat it on survivor + mode.

3. Tekken Tag Tournament 2. I'm badass with Marshall Law.

4. Soul Calibur 5. I kill it with Voldo.

5. DBZ:The Battle of Z. Yes... I'm a DBZ nerd...

6. Miami Hotline. Even though it's one-hit-kills and annoying as fuck, I love it.

7. Borderlands... I liked the first better than the second.

8. Batman: Arkham City... Bayne was actually badass, and didn't sound like Sean Connery huffing helium.

9. Metal Gear Solid 2... Oldie, but I love it.

10. Telltale Games The Walking Dead series... Already prepaid the second season... Can't wait for episode 3.


By routemaster at 16,Apr,14 08:07 other posts of routemaster 
Here's some more of mine, again not in any order of preference:-


Gentle On My Mind - Dean Martin


Passing Strangers - Billy Ecksteine, Sarah Vaughan


I Just Want To Stay Here and Love You - Eydie Gorme, Steve Lawrence


September In The Rain - Dinah Washington


Mad About The Boy - Dinah Washington


Stormy Weather - Lena Horne


Wheel Of Fortune - Kay Starr


Rock 'n' Roll Waltz - Kay Starr


This Ol' House - Rosemary Clooney


Theme From "A Summer Place" - Percy Faith Orchestra


My Guy - Mary Wells


You Don't Know - Helen Shapiro


Take Good Care Of My Baby - Bobby Vee


Happy Birthday, Sweet **** - Neil Sedaka


Laughter In The Rain - Neil Sedaka


Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin


Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin


Things - Bobby Darin


Dream Lover - Bobby Darin


Clementine - Bobby Darin


Ain't That A Kick In The Head - Dean Martin


The Tender Trap - Frank Sinatra


Lazing On A Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks


I Couldn't Live Without Your Love - Petula Clark


Thoroughly Modern Millie - Julie Andrews


Heartbreaker - Dionne Warwick


All I See Is You - Dusty Springfield


Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland


The Trolley Song - Judy Garland


Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland


The Boy Next Door - Judy Garland


The Man That Got Away - Judy Garland


Swanee - Al Jolson


Dance On - Kathy Kirby


Like I Do - Maureen Evans


Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams


Send Him To The Nearest Jail - Bessie Smith


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Here we go again, its Happy Birthday, Sweet S I X T E E N, this don't half P I S S me off


By routemaster at 12,Apr,14 08:02 other posts of routemaster 
Here are some more of my favourite songs/singer/groups:-


It Never Rains In Southern California - Albert Hammond


Uptown Uptempo Woman - Randy Edelman


Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold


A Lover's Concerto - The Toys


Don't Bring Lulu - Dorothy Provine


Top Of The World - Carpenters


Rainy Days and Mondays - Carpenters


Goodbye to Love - Carpenters


Silence Is Golden - The Tremeloes


Here Comes By Baby - The Tremeloes


Here Comes The Night - Them!


I've Gotta Get A Message To You - The Bee Gees


How Deep Is Your Love - The Bee Gees


You Win Again - The Bee Gees


You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers


Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers


I Remember You - Frank Ifield


I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher


Everlasting Love - The Love Affair


Rainbow Valley - The Love Affair


Reflections Of My Life - The Marmalade


He Ain't Heavy, He's My **** - The Hollies


The Air That I Breathe - The Hollies


Bus Stop - The Hollies


24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney


Walk On By - Dionne Warwick


Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell


Galveston - Glen Campbell


All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers


Crying In The Rain - The Everly Brothers


Ode to Billy Joe - Bobbie Gentry


La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf


Where Have All The Flowers Gone? - Marlene Dietrich


Fernando - ABBA


Thank You For The Music - ABBA


Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA


I do I do I do - ABBA


If I Loved You - Shirley Jones, Gordon MacRae


A Wonderful Guy - Mitzi Gaynor


Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley


Now and Then There's A Fool Such As I - Elvis Presley


Its Now Or Never - Elvis Presley


Strangers In The Night - Frank Sinatra


Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra


True Love - Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly


That'll do for now


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Oh for crying out loud, its He Ain't Heavy, He's My


B R O T H E R. This censhorship of perfectly acceptable words is P A T H E T I C. What is this daft world coming to?
By #444014 at 12,Apr,14 22:45
Another great list .
By routemaster at 13,Apr,14 07:19 other posts of routemaster 
Thanks my friend, glad you approve
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Sorry for the typing error in one of them, it should be Here Comes MY Baby by the Tremeloes, NOT by, doh




By routemaster at 11,Apr,14 14:33 other posts of routemaster 
Here are some of my favourite songs performed, of course, by some of my favourite singers/groups:-


Move Over Darling - Doris Day


Que Sera Sera - Doris Day


Secret Love - Doris Day


The Deadwood Stage - Doris Day


Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day


Goin' Back - Dusty Springfield


I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten - Dusty Springfield


I Only Want To Be With You - Dusty Springfield


You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield


I Think Its Gonna Rain Today - Dusty Springfield


Island of Dreams - The Springfields


Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly


It Doesn't Matter Anymore - Buddy Holly


Everyday - Buddy Holly


True Love Ways - Buddy Holly


Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran


Three Steps To Heaven - Eddie Cochran


Hallelujah I Just Love Her So - Eddie Cochran


The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore - The Walker Brothers


My Ship Is Coming In - The Walker Brothers


Joanna - Scott Walker


Jackie - Scott Walker


Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles


The Fool On The Hill - The Beatles


Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles


The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles


Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Mama Cass


Its Getting Better - Mama Cass


Downtown - Petula Clark


This Is My Song - Petula Clark


Crazy - Patsy Cline


Heartaches - Patsy Cline


Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin


W.O.L.D. - Harry Chapin


The Carnival Is Over - The Seekers


When Will The Good Apples Fall - The Seekers


If Love Were All - Alma Cogan


Love Is The Sweetest Thing - Al Bowlly and the Ray Noble Orchestra


The Folks Who Live On The Hill - Peggy Lee


I've Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra


My Kind of Town - Frank Sinatra


Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin


Manhattan - Ella Fitzgerald


Every Time We Say Goodbye - Ella Fitzgerald


Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis


Lipstick On Your Collar - Connie Francis


Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis


Where The Boys Are - Connie Francis


I'll Never Find Another You - Billy Fury


In Thoughts of You - Billy Fury


Its All In The Game - Tommy Edwards


Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters


The Great Pretender - The Platters


Only You - The Platters


Twilight Time - The Platters


The Night Has A Thousand Eyes - Bobby Vee


It Might As Well Rain Until September - Carole King


Feels Like Home - Bonnie Raitt


Angels - Robbie Williams


That's enough for now, I'll have some more later. Hope you approve of these choices, I can't imagine a world without music and song, I like classical music too as well as all the Great American Songbook composers of the 20th Century too, e.g. Gershwin, Porter, Kern, Rodgers, Berlin, Bernstein etc
By bella! at 11,Apr,14 14:50 other posts of bella! 
Did you forget anyone/ anything?
By routemaster at 11,Apr,14 14:52 other posts of routemaster 
I certainly did, bella! Stand by for more later!!!
By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 03:57
Tzzz. And I thought my kind of music would suck
By routemaster at 12,Apr,14 07:52 other posts of routemaster 
Doesn't matter if other people think your personal choices suck, mate, as long as you like it is all that matters although it is, of course, very nice when others have the same taste and I think I have a very wide-ranging and eclectic taste in music too




By naked-porn at 11,Apr,14 19:37 other posts of naked-porn 
you certainly forget
Deep Purple - Larry Clinton
Am I That Easy To Forget - Engelbert Humperdinck
A Taste of Honey - Herb Alpert



By #423718 at 12,Apr,14 05:53
Top Ten Anagrams...

I have a large penis - I please her vagina
The traveling salesman - Vaginas: enters them all!
The menstrual cycle - My c*nt creates hell!
Large breasts - Great braless
Husband and wife - Fun was had in bed
The mйnage а trois - A giant threesome!
Sleeping together - Get their legs open
Feeling romantic - Flaming erection!
Kissing couples - Spouses licking
President Clinton of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns
By bella! at 12,Apr,14 05:55 other posts of bella! 



By #444014 at 26,Mar,14 17:48
List of interest ??????

10.There are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. In other words, around 65,000 couples are having sex at this moment around the world.
9.There are seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.
8.The proteins in sperm give it anti-wrinkle properties when rubbed into the skin.
7.Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral sex.
6.A man will ejaculate on average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
5.The average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation is 2,000.
4.The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour.
3.A man has an average of 11 erections per day. He has around 9 erections at night.
2.Men actually do get “blue balls,” which is technically called “prostatic congestion.”
1.The smallest human penis ever recorded was 5/8 of an inch. The longest erect penis on record is 13 inches
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By #358797 at 27,Mar,14 02:50
Haha. 8 explains alot. Must be why I don't have many wrinkles.
By #444014 at 27,Mar,14 02:52
By #358797 at 27,Mar,14 03:39
Hey.... I have a wrinkle between my tits... You should hook me up with some miracle serum...
By #444014 at 05,Apr,14 01:09
By #358797 at 05,Apr,14 06:22
There seems to be a wrinkle way up in my ass too... Wanna soak that sucker for me?





By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 04:04
Oh damn, I once had blue balls. I was wanking for days but didnt cum. I edged it. After like 6 days I really had light blueish balls. I remember the wet dream that safed me.
The blue balls begun to really hurt very much and I visited a doc and told him Im not allowed to cum by myself for religious reasons, Im too poor for a hooker and Im single. He called a nun and told her' hes hsving a major case of blue balls. Youll enjoy him' and left the room.
She then begun to look at me very wild, kneeled down and wrapped her supr red lips around my cock, tight as fuck, and sucked every drop out of me.



By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 02:49
And here a


Top 10 places to be at!


1. A good irish pub


2. At a sunny day sitting in the city centre where everything is happening and where the most beautiful creatures walk by to buy new shoes


3. Swinger club


4. In the forrest


5. On your Harley, no matter the weather or where youre flying - its always your personal heaven of fun


6. At a poker-tournament. Always enjoyed those. Winning money, see sexy waitresses serving you a good whisky with a wink, wear your best tailored smoking without being overdressed


7. A good club. And no, not one of those discos where you just can dance and drink, no. I mean clubs. Places with a bar, dancesfloors, chill out stages and clean bathrooms.


8. Reeperbahn in Hamburg. Theres no place like this, nowhere.


9. On a ship to set sails with your buds


and, of course, number 10. Home.

I didnt put them into order this time but you tell us your absolute top 3 of these.


By #408374 at 12,Apr,14 02:40
Lets get to gentlemen stuff.

Top 10 cigars!
1.Brickhouse Mighty mighty
2. Camacho corojo diademas
3. Romeo y julieta romeo nr.2
4. Romeo y Julieta Robusto
5. Partagas Mille Fleurs
6. Camacho tripple maduro churchill
7. Toscano classico (but only with a grappa^^)
8. Brickhouse Corona
9. Flor de Oliva Maduro Corona
10. Mustique blue slim panatela

Those are my favorites and I had a hard time putting them into order.


By #85103 at 09,Apr,14 01:10
My personal favourite top 10 guitarists from 1980s AOR bands

1 Steve Vai (Steve Vai, David Lee Roth, Whitesnake)
2 Lanny Cordola (Giuffria, House Of Lords)
3 John Sykes (Whitesnake, Blue Murder)
4 Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
5 George Lynch (Dokken)
6 Neil Schon (Journey, Bad English)
7 John Norum (Norum, Europe)
8 Vito Bratta (White Lion)
9 Warren DeMartini (Ratt)
10 Ronnie Le Treko (TNT)
By naked-porn at 11,Apr,14 19:27 other posts of naked-porn 
you make me return Young!



By routemaster at 08,Apr,14 16:02 other posts of routemaster 
Since nobody else is following on, here are some more of my favourite films:-


The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Alec Guinness


Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing (1955) Jennifer Jones, William Holden


Three Coins In The Fountain (1954) Dorothy McGuire, Jean Peters, Clifton Webb, Rossanno Brazzi


Simon and Laura (1955) Kay Kendall, Peter Finch, Muriel Pavlow, Ian Carmichael


The Reluctant Debutante (195 Kay Kendall, Rex Harrison, Angela Lansbury


Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell


Kiss Me Kate (1953) Howard Keel, Ann Miller, Kathryn Grayson


On The Town (1949) Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Ann Miller, Betty Garrett, Vera Ellen, Jules Munshin


The Dark Corner (1946) Clifton Webb, Lucille Ball, Mark Stevens


I Wake Up Screaming (1942) Victor Mature, Betty Grable, Carole Landis


The Blue Dahlia (1946) Veronica Lake, Alan Ladd


Sun Valley Serenade (1941) Sonja Henie, John Payne, The Glenn Miller Orchestra


The Cruel Sea (1953) Jack Hawkins, Donald Sinden


High Society (1956) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Celeste Holm


All About Eve (1950) Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, George Sanders, Marilyn Monroe


Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960) Albert Finney, Shirley-Anne Field


The Entertainer (1960) Laurence Olivier, Brenda de Banzie


A Kind of Loving (1962) Alan Bates, June Ritchie, Thora Hird


Women in Love (1969) Alan Bates, Glenda Jackson, Jennie Linden, Oliver Reed


The Triple Echo (1973) Glenda Jackson, Oliver Reed


Grease (197 John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing


Again, not in any order of preference


xxxx
By #428387 at 08,Apr,14 21:33
Put a . after (8.) like so or you will get the google eyes ( like so
By #444014 at 10,Apr,14 14:27
By routemaster at 11,Apr,14 04:19 other posts of routemaster 
Women in Love did include a nude wrestling scene between Alan Bates and Oliver Reed, you also see Alan Bates' dick when he's naked in the woods and Glenda Jackson and Jennie Linden both show their tits too. It was controversial at the time - 1969, a VERY long time ago - but tame by today's standards. Nevertheless, its a beautiful film directed by Ken Russell and very faithful to D.H. Lawrence's novel, oozing 1920s atmosphere, the novel having been published in 1921. Glenda and Jennie play sisters and their characters also feature in Lawrence's equally beautiful novel "The Rainbow". As for Glenda, in the following year (1970), she went the whole hog with a full frontal in "The Music Lovers" also directed by Ken Russell in that infamous scene hanging upside down from a train luggage rack. Now an MP, she must be the only person in that house of fools at Westminster who the public has seen naked - and thank heavens for that. I wouldn't want to see any of those vile sneering Tories, looking down their millionaire noses at people who are poor, in the nude - male or female





By routemaster at 05,Apr,14 06:07 other posts of routemaster 
Hi Alex, I don't have a Top 10 of favourite films and songs, more a Top 100 or even more. Here are some of my all-time favourite films:-


Calamity Jane (1953) Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie


Genevieve (1953) Dinah Sheridan, Kay Kendall, Kenneth More, John Gregson


The Railway **** (1970) Dinah Sheridan, Jenny Agutter, Bernard Cribbins


Les Girls (1957) Kay Kendall, Mitzi Gaynor, Gene Kelly


Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland, Margaret O'Brien, Mary Astor


Some Like It Hot (1959) Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis


The Apartment (1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurrary


Laura (1944) Gene Tierney, Clifton Webb, Dana Andrews


Footsteps In The Fog (1955) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger, Belinda Lee, Bill Travers


Reap The Wild Wind (1942) Paulette Goddard, John Wayne, Ray Milland, Susan Hayward


Gone With The Wind (1939) Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard


Fort Apache (194 Henry Fonda, John Wayne, Shirley Temple


They Died With Their Boots On (1941) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland


Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland


With A Song In My Heart (1952) Susan Hayward, Thelma Ritter


Singin' In The Rain (1952) Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen


The Music Man (1962) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Hermione Gingold


Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) Doris Day, James Cagney


Pillow Talk (1959) Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Thelma Ritter


Rebel Without A Cause" (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo


Jailhouse Rock (1957) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler


King Creole (195 Elvis Presley, Carolyn Jones, Walter Matthau


A Man For All Seasons (1966) Paul Schofield, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller, Susannah York


Carve Her Name With Pride (1957) Virginia McKenna, Paul Schofield


South Pacific (195 Mitzi Gaynor, Rossanno Brazzi, John Kerr, Ray Walston, Juanita Hall


The Pajama Game (1957) Doris Day, John Raitt, Carol Haney


The Sound of Music (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer


Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten


I'll Be Seeing You (1944) Ginger Rogers, Joseph Cotten, Shirley Temple, Spring Byington


Top Hat (1935) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers


42nd Street (1933) Bebe Daniels, Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell


Footlight Parade (1933) James Cagney, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell


I could go on and on but I'll let someone else have a go and come back with some more of my favourite films later. Haven't even started on my favourite songs but I will just say that my number one favourite song and singer of ALL time has to be Move Over Darling by dear Doris, still the sexiest song on the planet and brings me out in goose bumps every time I hear it.
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For crying out loud, its The Railway C H I L D R E N, of course, are we now going to ban films which have titles like this or have half their title blanked out? Pathetic


Nor do I understand why some of the dates have had a digit replaced by a smilie thingy. Fort Apache is 1948 and South Pacific is 1958. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

p.s. the films listed are not in any order of preference
By #358797 at 05,Apr,14 06:23
I see Elvis on there! I've been to Graceland.



By #444014 at 15,Mar,14 07:41
Ten things I know about you ...

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9. You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10. You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
By leopoldij at 24,Mar,14 15:57 other posts of leopoldij 
Very cool. Thanks!

By #450957 at 27,Mar,14 09:13
Too funny!



By #444014 at 25,Feb,14 04:00
I think this list might raise some eyebrows ?

"top ten things found up someone's butt"

10.A cassette tape
9.Deodarant can
8.Sunglasses
7.Light bulb
6.Coke bottle
5.Billiard ball
4.Whisk
3.Masonary adhesive
2.Peanut butter
1.Buzz Lightyear

I would love to know the excuses the people come up with to explain to the medical staff how those objects ended up where they did......
By leopoldij at 24,Mar,14 15:59 other posts of leopoldij 
There was a priest who had to go to hospital to get a bottle or something removed from his ass. His excuse: he was on a ladder, changing lightbulbs, he tripped and fell and landed on the bottle. He also liked to work naked.
By #428387 at 25,Mar,14 20:25
It wasn't per chance a bottle of hole 'e' water was it .
By leopoldij at 25,Mar,14 22:15 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 25,Mar,14 23:28 other posts of leopoldij 
Ha ah ha





By leopoldij at 24,Mar,14 16:15 other posts of leopoldij 


By #444014 at 24,Feb,14 20:12
Here is a "top ten" of my favourite actors in no particular order.

1.Tom Hanks
2.Morgan Freeman
3.Denzel Washington
4.Gene Hackman
5.Dustin Hoffman
6.Robert de Niro
7.Al Pacino
8.Clint Eastwood
9.Christian Bale
10.Daniel Day Lewis
By _avg_ at 15,Mar,14 16:51 other posts of _avg_ 
No Gary Oldman?? This list is invalid.



By #201583 at 24,Feb,14 23:16
1. Dallas Stars
2. Chicago Blackhawks
3. Boston Bruins
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. San Jose Sharks
6. Nashville Predators
7. Tampa Bay Lightning
8. New York Rangers
9. Los Angeles Kings
10. Minnesota Wild
By Rose at 25,Feb,14 00:13 other posts of Rose 
No Pittsburg Penguins or Anaheim Ducks?
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 00:27
I would like Pittsburgh if Crosby left. And if Getzlaf left I would like the ducks. My list is of teams that have no players that I dislike. If any of my teams brought on a player that I dislike, I will dislike the team until the player leaves.
By Rose at 25,Feb,14 00:44 other posts of Rose 
And who do you dislike on the Coyotes? And what about the fantastic teams in Canada? Like the Montreal Canadiens? Or Edmonton Oilers? As for Vancouver, I guess I could never like them because I dislike the Sedin twins.
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 00:55
I dislike smith. He is overrated. I used to like Yandel but he can get dirty. I dislike the Canadian teams, but you nailed the number 1 and 2 on my list. They can't play with out each other and they can get away with murder when they are together.
By Rose at 25,Feb,14 01:05 other posts of Rose 
And what do you think about the Sedin girls?
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My biggest problem with Phoenix, is that I can't pronounce half the names on the team!
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 01:21
They are on my top 2 asshole list.
By Rose at 25,Feb,14 01:54 other posts of Rose 
Don't keep me in suspense! Who is the #1 asshole: Henrik or Daniel?
By #201583 at 25,Feb,14 02:22
Actually it's close to a tie in my book, D. Is in the lead right now but H. Can score a ripple whammy ten times a period. It has to be too close to call. Since their twins I will let them share the 1 spot.










By #201583 at 24,Feb,14 23:40
1. American Bulldog
2. Doberman Pinscher
3. Belgian Malinois
4. German shepherd
5. Bullmastiff
6. Rottweiler
7. Great Dane
8. Newfoundland
9. Saint Bernard
10. Rat Terrier


By #201583 at 24,Feb,14 23:06
1. Barrett M82
2. Barrett Model 98B
3. Remington Model 700
4. Browning M2
5. MK19
6. M240E
7. M249
8. Remington 870
9. Marlin .30/.30
10. Ruger 10/22
By #444014 at 24,Feb,14 23:16
Guns ??
By #201583 at 24,Feb,14 23:18
You said favorites, and I have been shooting and collecting since I was three.




By #435701 at 24,Feb,14 19:27
B-36 Peacemaker


By cockalisious at 24,Feb,14 18:31 other posts of cockalisious 
The Doors


By #23212 at 24,Feb,14 06:33
Parmigiano-Reggiano, Chateau d'Yquem, ...





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