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Started by #315672 at 09,Apr,14 04:40
who has the biggest dick on site lets start measuring

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By Dickventures at 24,Oct,19 20:47 other posts of Dickventures 
Any more big boys out there? Or is Beercan still on top?
I know he’s got girth, but what about length?
By #551147 at 25,Oct,19 00:34
Length!?! For that, all you need do is visit the front page. All the 10, 12, 13, 14 inch cocks you can stand.

By _avg_ at 16,Apr,14 04:27 other posts of _avg_ 
I'm guessing beercan10 /member.php?w=8417

Wish more people would measure, tho
By *kmadeau* at 16,Apr,14 09:37 other posts of *kmadeau* 
he has a biggest fakedick here, but never a real one! I'm not naive, all his pics are very very manipulated with different comparative technics just only to make that dick to look as possible bigger, maybe more...
By #68656 at 16,Apr,14 10:17
Hello Kmad.
That is in fact a valid opinion. In some images there are tell-tale indications of manipulation and in other images the various objects have been manipulated in size prior to insertion into the image.
Have a look for pixelation and artifacts plus take perspective into account.
By *kmadeau* at 16,Apr,14 10:22 other posts of *kmadeau* 
thx John! I know you are really not a naive member here

By #193928 at 15,Aug,15 15:27
To be fair dicks never look the same. I swear mine is always alittle different! Just to be fair, but yeah no photoshop guys I love you like you are! Don't be someone you arent

By bigone21 at 27,Aug,15 23:05 other posts of bigone21 
sure JohnS, the guy shrinked his beercan before taking the picture! are you and kmadeau paranoid or something? seeing things that aren't there?

it's not a very big dick anyway... haha!
By *kmadeau* at 28,Aug,15 00:37 other posts of *kmadeau* 
Oh my old friend one more here My only wish is the "great" beercan10 to fuck your tiny butt! Why? Just I'm sure you wouldn't be satisfited...Have I to say more, sweet much really?
By bigone21 at 28,Aug,15 22:51 other posts of bigone21 

you live in the US, why is your English so poor??

By _avg_ at 17,Apr,14 06:42 other posts of _avg_ 
Beercan10 is a longtime member here, at LPSG, and elsewhere around the 'net. If his several dozen pics and half-dozen or more videos -- favorable perspective or not -- don't convince you his dick is massive [don't buy them 10" claim but that doesn't detract from the fact] then there truly is no pleasing you guys. I don't care to defend anyone in particular -- you can address him directly, above, as he's since posted here -- but this strikes me as misguided or out of place.

Or perhaps you'd like to present a more massive "member"...uh, yeah...that isn't a 'fakedick??' That is, after all, what this thread is about.
By *kmadeau* at 17,Apr,14 09:01 other posts of *kmadeau* 
... was better if you show us your dick here, looks real!
By #485312 at 15,Aug,15 15:30

very thick and filling *lix*
By *kmadeau* at 15,Aug,15 16:01 other posts of *kmadeau* 
Yeah, this is the only dick you picked it correct till now!

By leopoldij at 16,Aug,15 00:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Look at this! Even *I* can tell it's fake!
By #485312 at 16,Aug,15 00:57
l don't care if its fake, its all eye candy to me...l can dream on *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Aug,15 12:54 other posts of leopoldij 
oh, you got an excessive dream ability lix. i can't get excited by something fake: only registered users can see external links
By #485312 at 16,Aug,15 13:01
l have bad eyesight leo, and l don't put it under the microscope for analysis, l believe everything l see and read on the net lol, its all true to me and what a lovely pussy your auntie has lol, *lix*

By *kmadeau* at 17,Aug,15 13:52 other posts of *kmadeau* 

By Beercan10 at 16,Aug,15 16:19 other posts of Beercan10 
Of course it's real. You know how some guys get about dick size. I think it shows a certain amount of insecurity.
By #485312 at 19,Aug,15 08:03
ld love you to rock my bed with it...haven't met one too big l couldn't handle yet...*lix*
By leopoldij at 19,Aug,15 11:36 other posts of leopoldij 
Yes you have. You admitted it yourself in my earlier posting on whales.
By #485312 at 28,Aug,15 02:36
lol, you must be mistaken, lm on a seafood diet, see food and eat it...same as with man meat, its all edible to some degree, l wonder it they make seafood sticks out of whale dick??? waste not want not *lix*
By leopoldij at 28,Aug,15 18:16 other posts of leopoldij 
No idea about that.

By Privatecaller at 28,Aug,15 06:27 other posts of Privatecaller 
By #485312 at 28,Aug,15 14:56
wow, you sure have a beautiful cock, would look great hanging out of my pussy with come dripping down it *lix*

By #485312 at 17,Aug,15 01:34
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great looking cock *lix*
By #467057 at 24,Aug,15 06:55
Thanks Lix

By tb1 at 23,Aug,15 17:19 other posts of tb1 
I like this big dick:

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4 years later, I still like it

By #485312 at 21,Aug,15 08:12
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heres a hot young one and probably still hasn't finished growing *lix*
By leopoldij at 21,Aug,15 12:17 other posts of leopoldij 
hell, the girth of his cock is almost the same as his waist!
By #485312 at 21,Aug,15 13:34
yes scrawny and ripe for the picking...ld have fun breaking that in *lix*

By leopoldij at 21,Aug,15 12:17 other posts of leopoldij 
so, careful not to devour him completely, accidentally, eh?

By #193928 at 15,Aug,15 15:24

Here's two of me. Once they get this big it's so hard to tell. What's the biggest guy on here by length and girth? And no exagerating
By #485312 at 15,Aug,15 15:35
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big cock and huge sexy smile *lix*

By #485312 at 15,Aug,15 15:34
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pretty impressive man meat *lix*

By #193928 at 15,Aug,15 15:31
So according to the people who decide this sort of thing the biggest dick (biggest who can achieve a full erection etc.) on earth award goes to Jonah falcon, and we're he a member would have the title. I've seen several this big though...

John Falcon Picture Proof
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Although, I say this from experience. If your dick is big, BIG. Then you should be big enough flaccid to fuck. Pussy anyway

By DeepThroatThis at 16,Apr,14 14:15 other posts of DeepThroatThis 
not the biggest but all real Three legged monster !
By #140800 at 25,Apr,14 12:17
very nice&bald 2 mmm mmmmmm

By #485312 at 11,Aug,15 09:49
still a real pussy pleaser *lix*
By #193928 at 15,Aug,15 15:25
Definitely. They know how big they are monster is being humble about that ruler hanger

By leopoldij at 14,Aug,15 19:21 other posts of leopoldij 
I think we've all agreed he
is one of the biggest dicks around.
By JustWill at 14,Aug,15 19:36 other posts of JustWill 
You're a bad, bad man, Leo.
By leopoldij at 14,Aug,15 22:57 other posts of leopoldij 
I think you know I'm not.
By #485312 at 15,Aug,15 11:49
haha leo, l think we've all ran into this dick at some point...*lix*
By leopoldij at 15,Aug,15 12:08 other posts of leopoldij 
We all ran into him and had discussions on the forum. We all agreed he's a big dick. so i knew that my reply to the question "who has the biggest dick on site" would be unanimously considered correct.

By routemaster at 11,Aug,15 18:24 other posts of routemaster 

Would mine be considered big enough?

By Beercan10 at 16,Apr,14 23:24 other posts of Beercan10 
10 inches long and 8 inches in circumference.
I've got plenty of time
Thicker than my wrist!
Strolling Through The Park One Day
By #443664 at 16,Apr,14 23:43
Are you in the police by any chance? Just saw these pictures of a huge battering ram and curiosity got the better of me
By #485312 at 11,Aug,15 09:48
if he's a cop, ld steal something just to get arrested *lix*

By #269119 at 25,Apr,14 23:46
[deleted image]again not huge but real
By #485312 at 11,Aug,15 09:46
and really hot, very lickable *lix*

By #214409 at 30,Apr,14 22:30
I'd say swag: [deleted image]

Or Punisher: [deleted image]
By #485312 at 11,Aug,15 09:45
l love punishers cock and he's a great guy to go with it *lix*

By #471280 at 06,Apr,15 01:33
This has got to be the biggest dick on this site.

By #485312 at 11,Aug,15 09:44
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wow, very nice piece of man meat *lix*

By basque9 at 24,Feb,15 04:52 other posts of basque9 

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Beat this girthy natural cock!
By JeffinKS at 24,Feb,15 14:11 other posts of JeffinKS 
do you think your life would have been different if your cock was not so big? did you find that people would treat you different once they found out you had a bigger than average cock?
By basque9 at 24,Feb,15 17:30 other posts of basque9 
My friend, in my youth in Europe, I was treated like a Rock Star because of my cock size! A best selling gay novel was written about my cock and me and is still a very popular book. So yes, my cock size seemed important to all who knew me. My life would have been very ordinary w/o the big cock and the extraordinary sex drive.
By *kmadeau* at 24,Feb,15 17:35 other posts of *kmadeau* 
did you met B.B. in Paris?
By basque9 at 24,Feb,15 22:14 other posts of basque9
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By basque9 at 24,Feb,15 22:28 other posts of basque9 
I did not meet Paris, but I met the lovely Cocinelle , a Paris chanteuse , shown above and we fell in love until Jackie left me and Paris for Casablanca and she began a whole new life!
By *kmadeau* at 25,Feb,15 07:30 other posts of *kmadeau* 
she was so gorgeous, you a lucky man!
By basque9 at 25,Feb,15 13:33 other posts of basque9 
She became even more gorgeous after Casablanca had its powerful effect on her!
By tb1 at 06,Apr,15 02:41 other posts of tb1 
your dick has been in more than one famous American film star right?
By #486313 at 06,Apr,15 20:41
Boogie nights??

By #282728 at 19,Feb,15 16:43
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is it photoshop ?
Definately not !
By JeffinKS at 24,Feb,15 14:14 other posts of JeffinKS 
it looks really nice but..... dude you need to work on your camera skills... I bet you have a truly amazing cock but your pictures do not do it any justice

By _avg_ at 24,Feb,15 06:06 other posts of _avg_ 
Well, I have my opinion, of course, but it has little to do with their measurements....

By basque9 at 15,Feb,15 19:40 other posts of basque9 

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NATURAL: 9 x 7 3/4 inches
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HEAD:2 1/2 inches long
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By *kmadeau* at 15,Feb,15 21:21 other posts of *kmadeau* 
By basque9 at 15,Feb,15 21:35 other posts of basque9 
Thanks good mate...much appreciated!
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Has never been photo shopped, mate!

By routemaster at 15,Feb,15 19:52 other posts of routemaster 

By #445382 at 16,Apr,14 09:36
Mine is it definitely not. Ask all the photo-shoppers, they have incredible dick monsters. I think I must have this program too.


Adobe could make this one liner to a catchy advertising campaign.
By *kmadeau* at 16,Apr,14 09:58 other posts of *kmadeau* 

By #408374 at 16,Apr,14 11:11
I have photoshop and can use it quite well but I never manipulated my dick, though its not a 30cm monster.
By *kmadeau* at 16,Apr,14 12:06 other posts of *kmadeau* 
then you are not a bad boy any more

By gazlittlewilly at 20,Jan,15 07:19 other posts of gazlittlewilly 
I think I need to get Photoshop
By *kmadeau* at 20,Jan,15 16:41 other posts of *kmadeau* 
sure and you will jump on MP at once!

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By #315672 at 28,Apr,14 04:57
guys emerald joined our discussion i opened his page and found a nice impressive dick he has a huge foreskin
By Emerald at 02,May,14 22:21 other posts of Emerald 
Ooh! I was away for a few days, and came back to find this. Thank you! I couldn't have had a better welcome.

Looking back, I... didn't become president. I haven't won the lottery (yet). I didn't even become world champion of anything. But if somebody would eventually make a "biggest foreskin on site" thread, I might actually stand a chance of winning something for once.

I wonder if the local newspaper would run a story on that?

By EarthQuake69 at 30,Apr,14 21:22 other posts of EarthQuake69 
What do y'all think about mine?

By #116569 at 30,Apr,14 15:26
how about mine?

By Emerald at 26,Apr,14 17:56 other posts of Emerald 
Why on earth are you all assuming that horny50 meant this to be measured in inches, rather than number of haters?

Sadly, I don't qualify as the biggest dick around here, in either meaning. Biggest smart-ass, on the other hand...

18.5 centimeters, if you care about that sort of thing. Measured along the top, and including the foreskin tip (you're supposed to include that, right?).

By Beercan10 at 26,Apr,14 17:12 other posts of Beercan10 
She lets me cum in her mouth.
Open Wider
a href="//">A Kiss is Still a Kiss

By Chandu at 21,Apr,14 19:14 other posts of Chandu 

By Chandu at 21,Apr,14 19:11 other posts of Chandu 
What about mine

By #269119 at 20,Apr,14 16:58
mine isn't huge but it's real
By _avg_ at 20,Apr,14 19:35 other posts of _avg_ 
nice pics, join the group! /groups.php?id=3059

By Beercan10 at 19,Apr,14 01:28 other posts of Beercan10 guts, no glory
Bend it like Beercan10

By #315672 at 18,Apr,14 03:02
guys show us more is it only one big dick on this site
By _avg_ at 18,Apr,14 07:26 other posts of _avg_ 
Well, to be fair, you *did* ask for "the biggest dick" which, by definition, is 'only one big dick.'

By routemaster at 18,Apr,14 05:31 other posts of routemaster 

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Hope mine is big enough for you

By Beercan10 at 17,Apr,14 22:23 other posts of Beercan10 
For the sizequeen
Why not take all of me?

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