| anyway not trying to pick up on this site or anything using it as an outlet for whatever psychological issue I have that I haven't figured out yet, so I may as well rant
anyway was chatting up this blonde today, was doing alright thought I was in actually for a minute, as she's walking away she makes a joke about a "small pack" of medical supplies she has to organise
now I got this before, chicks presume because of my small hands that I have a small dick, and this isn't that uncommon and often a metaphorical joke will be thrown in by her to tip me off why she decided to fall on the "no" side of the fence
anyway I countered that with a crude "big pack would suit me better" comment, dunno if she got it or even believed me, if I see her again will be a bit more obvious about it
wait, what was my point, oh yeah, damn small hands theory who the fuck came up with that wanna punch him in the face
I guess I can't complain, well expect on here
holy crap, I just figured out why I'm here... damn small hands!!! |
All of the "Internet myths" regarding penis size & other parts of the body are just that - myths.
their fingers are fully extended flat ("karate chop")
and that's how I imagine his cock size.
When I measure my cock I place my hand over the top
of it ("karate chop") with the base of my palm
over the top of my cock base where the pubes are.
It's not accurate, but a close measurement of my cock.
Dollar bills don't lie, though.
--------------------------------------- added after 4 minutes
Just now tried that method.
My palm is 4 inches, and my middle finger is 3 inches.
So then, my hand is longer than my cock... I should
just jerk my hand off instead!
more than my cock!
But guess what, they ain't true. I've devoted years of research into this so I know. I spend a lot of time on my knees, indeed I do some of my best work on my knees.