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Started by JustWill at 31,May,15 17:37  other posts of JustWill
...the average woman on this site is not overly surprised, or especially flattered, when you tell her that you would like to stuff your dingus in it. That particular bit of information was covered in great detail early in the first chapter of the lady-parts owner's manual. It was also reinforced countless times, by scores of dingus owners, long before that "new cooter smell" had a chance to wear off.
Don't get your nut-sack in a twist if she doesn't go all moist and drippy with passion because you've shared your desire to shove your pee-nozzle into her.
The counter person at McDonald's doesn't expect you to feel special just because they asked if you want fries with your order...


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By JustWill at 28,Dec,21 16:17 other posts of JustWill 
This is still as true as it was the day I posted it.


By hytiger at 11,Jul,15 21:52 other posts of hytiger 
Fishy meat socket? No thanks!
By bella! at 11,Jul,15 22:27 other posts of bella! 
I get it, it's not your thing but just remember, there was a fishy meat socket involved when you were born.


I really don't know any diehard lesbians, but I wonder if they are just as repulsed by a cheese covered dingus?

By JustWill at 12,Jul,15 00:54 other posts of JustWill 
If the "meat socket" in question is healthy and proper hygiene is followed, there is NO fishy-ness.
That is a vile myth.
By #23212 at 12,Jul,15 03:09
Of course it's a 'myth', though often stated.

But, it came as a comment from this poster who said, "I'd love to be sat there ...", while someone is peeing.




By #443664 at 31,May,15 19:44
This was hilarious
By JustWill at 31,May,15 22:43 other posts of JustWill 
Thank you.
Would you like fries with that?
By #57759 at 10,Jul,15 19:53
TheUnicorn should change his name to "TheJokers" because he is a real joke
By JustWill at 10,Jul,15 19:57 other posts of JustWill 
Golly, Doc, that was kind of mean.
Now...take off your panty!





By Odin_york_pa at 07,Jul,15 20:15 other posts of Odin_york_pa 
Even if women came with an owners manual, guys wouldn't read it anyhow.
Who are we: Women
What do we want?: We don't know
When do we want it?: Now!
By bella! at 07,Jul,15 20:47 other posts of bella! 
Precisely! And as long as you menfolk understand that concept, the smoother your life will be!



By #460385 at 07,Jul,15 17:49
I think you guys should try a new owners manual. Might be time to upgrade.


By JustWill at 07,Jul,15 12:50 other posts of JustWill 
If you believe "take off your panty [sic]" are the four sweetest words a woman will ever hear, you should probably read this post.


By boc at 31,May,15 19:59 other posts of boc 
Do you write for Penthouse Forums?
By JustWill at 31,May,15 22:43 other posts of JustWill 
Nope. Just the SYD Forum.
By boc at 31,May,15 22:46 other posts of boc 
That was good. You have a way with words. I use to be journalist for a porn website. I like social commentary of all flavors.
By JustWill at 08,Jun,15 02:54 other posts of JustWill 
Thank you.





By bella! at 31,May,15 19:38 other posts of bella! 
Is the "new cooter smell" somewhat like what the owner proclaims to have when they purchase a new car? I mean I'm not suggesting that their new car smells like cooter but it has that infamous, new car smell?
By JustWill at 31,May,15 22:49 other posts of JustWill 
Similar, but less automotive in nature.
By thesevenpointfive at 01,Jun,15 10:25 other posts of thesevenpointfive 
Yes the smell of a new car, with new models the smell starts to change and the power seems to increase




By #472683 at 31,May,15 17:46
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