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Started by Sir-Skittles at 07,Apr,23 16:07  other posts of Sir-Skittles
Similar topics: 1.The Saggy Granny- Twowarmstts2 aka Hotpussy 2.Life without TwoWams--- the Saggy Granny 3.Have you been banned by the Saggy Granny? If so, why? 4.A Saggy Granny Christmas Poll! 5.The Saggy Granny- now member #610414 New CommentComments: |
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Mongo @3610414@
Saggy is the negative in front of a 0.
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One unlucky sap got a wet napkin that reeked of cunt. Apparently Saggy had used it to clean up her dirty summer snatch. Hot and humid days were not good for her old party slit. Saggy was not known for turning down a meal, especially one that was paid for by someone else. The areas she delivered in mostly tended to be real shitholes that were within a 5-mile distance of Arby’s. Gourmet food this was not. And we all know that those sloppy sauced beef’s n cheddars were like kryptonite to the saggy old granny. Just thinking about Arby’s made her all hot and bothered. She never told Charlie that a sandwich made her wetter than he ever could!
The last straw for the food delivery services had been after an especially bad complaint. Saggy did manage to make most of her deliveries sans most items or half eaten food, but this time she delivered a completely empty bag to her customer. She would always use the excuse that the package had been damaged before pick up or due to theft, etc. Well, she couldn’t use that this time. The customers ring bell camera had caught the fat skank with Arby’s sauce all over her shirt as she waddled to the front door, and all around her cock-washer. Her grubby sausage fingers had left cheese sauce all over the ring bell button, and let’s face it she was not known for being a paragon of good health. Rhanda-Lynn had refused to be the one to get out and deliver to their doors.
So Saggy had no choice but to struggle to move her palsy ridden, walrus like body to their doors. A French bakery had less rolls than the Saggy Granny! Saggy tried to dispute that she was a lousy delivery person, but hell the support people pulled up the pics Mongo had submitted with the blonde clip in pony-tail along with the pics Saggy was required to snap before she could drive, and they instantly started howling. From the bulldog looking slack jowls, vacant retard look, and fat pudgy under eye area, they could tell she had been eating the food. This coupled with her blank drool stare made everyone think she had Down’s syndrome. One of the support people known as Sandeep said her pics reeked of grease, old abortions, ass, high-cholesterol, and failure. The cornerstone of Saggy’s life as we all know it!
The customer had initially offered $8 in tips for the order plus the delivery companies fee for the order and feeling generous they had added another $5. It had been too late to revoke the original tip as Saggy had delivered an empty bag which counted as a completion. They had tried to revoke the additional $5, but the shitty app had made an error and instead of a reversal, they had mistakenly given Saggy $5000.00 USD. A true grifters dream come true! She loved getting free money. This was even better than her dog Biden and Obama combined! Or like the TARP of 2007 that helped the owner of the trailer park from torching the place for insurance money.
Quick to notice the error as Rhanda-Lynn had been the one on the app accepting orders, navigating Two Warm-Kidneys around, and cashing out her earnings, she yelled at Saggy to pull over. Saggy yelled in triumph sounding like a retard in a deaf-orgy, and tears of joy rolled down her face making streaks of dollar-tree mascara cake her pudding filled like face. She had Rhanda-Lynn cash out the $5000 immediately and transferred it to her Cash-App card. Thinking like the criminal she was known to be, she also had her delete her Uber-Eats and DoorDash profile before the mistake would be caught. She knew that her days as a driver were over, but she couldn’t give a giant rats ass less. She was finally rich. Or, at least rich defined by her feeble mind.
As they drove back to the trailer park, visions of cock-site premium memberships danced in her head. She could buy points, memberships for others, and send gifts to that rotten cunt Sir-Skittles, Pitbull, and others! Now she could finally buy herself impunity on the site, and troll the forums as much as her old dried-up heart desired. Not waiting until she was safely pulled over, she nearly caused an accident as she logged into the cock-site and immediately bought a 12-month premium membership. Rhanda-Lynn had to reach over the Saggys rotund, Lizzo like tummy, and grab the steering wheel to keep them in their lane. After Saggy had bought the membership, she changed her profile name to one of her former member numbers. That will confuse those cock-site trolls she thought!
Next, she was sure to leave insulting, racist and homophobic comments towards her enemies, and posted some copy-pasta quotes from MSNBC about Kamala Harris to make herself look intelligent. Then she blacklisted the trolls, PitBull, Skittles, ChainsawGutsFuck, and Bella. The Saggy Granny couldn’t contain her excitement over how much money she now had, and let out what she thought was a fart. She had never had that much money at once in her entire life. That was almost double what Chuckles had made in a single year working at Sears. No more trading the $29.00 dollars she got in food stamps for cash just so she could buy the lower cock-site membership every month, and no more having to cancel after her purchase as she didn’t have an actual bank card for autopay. She hated knowing Sir-Skittles and ChainsawGutsFuck had platinum AmEx cards and good credit. Saggy’s credit score might as well be in double digits at this point!
She was finally in the big league with folks like Bella, who made her rage with jealousy. Just let Skittles or some other cunty come to trash her page now! She even fantasized about Admin mentioning her in a positive manner. Or even better, making a special double-diamond membership just for her. We will absolutely tell Admin about her windfall of riches so he can bleed the cunt dry. As she wandered off into Lala land with her retard drool face look, and sitting in her own shit Rhanda-Lynn let out a sigh as she navigated the car to a Piggly-Wiggly for a late-night snack and got Saggy coherent enough to park the car. She knew Saggy was dreaming of ways to spend the money and would do nothing to save anything or use it to pay her bills. It would be gone in a matter of hours. Saggy was an expert in math and finance! She did learn wordperfect and exel (from her linked in resume) at the Robert Morgan Educational Center. That combined with the year she spent learning office management and accounting practices at Miami Dade college back when Ford was in office practically combined to be like a masters degree.
What will happen next? Will Saggy go to jail… again?
Will she spend all the money or be forced to give it back?
Is she still planning a trip to Canada to see little Kebmo, shoe size 6? Oh fuck off, like Canada will let her or Charlie cross the border. Not with their bad finances and Charlie’s criminal past! She did promise to help Kebby get his beloved AnnnasLekker here to the US with her travel concierge skills, so hopefully those refugee boats floating in the Atlantic have room on them.
Maybe she could pay Kebmo to come to Florida? She would let him wear her panties! Then again, that skinny AIDS ridden cunt would not be able to fill them out!
Stay tuned!
Saggy Granny #610414 riding Charles, giddy up cowboy 🤠
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Saggy #610414 has surrendered
With a name, every other member remembers me being the subject of these blogs and posts. That's why now I use a number for my member name. No one remembers it two minutes after reading it and in a chat, no one cares. An added plus is that all those blogs about the saggy granny are no longer relevant. 🤣🤣😈
Now the stupid cunt is saying she created the "NEW STUFF, OLD STUFF, ANY STUFF" thread, she is a lying Saggy Granny, that thread was started by member #578610 that no longer exists
Does that CP brat know your on this site?
WOODY58 has returned
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I mean, who appointed these people to be the chosen ones to question other members right to belong to the site, regardless of their look. Who made them sheriff? What right do they have?
And who gave them the right to stalk another member in real life?
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Don't post your DL number with all your info you stupid cunt! #610414
All these problems go way if you just delete your criminal profile and fuck off!
Here’s the “joke”:
“One day I, Mongo, was doing a Uber Eats pick up at Arbys & I seen the Saggy Granny #610414 chowing down on a "Double Beef 'n Cheddar Meal", so I approached her.
I asked:
"did you give yourself a coat hanger abortion 18 years ago"
She replied:
"Yes"
I asked:
"Did you put it in the trash can ?"
She replied:
"Well yes 🤷♂️"
I asked:
"Did you put the lid on & do it up real tight ?"
She replied:
"yes"
Then I asked the Saggy:
"You didn't think I was going to escape did you ? "”
HAHAHA but let me point out a few things. First, the main one, I’m not your mother and, if by some chance I was, I would cut my wrists. Second, if I was so desperate as to use a coat hanger to perform an abortion, it would have been because your father was a piece of 💩. Judging from your membership all I have to say is, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”. Oh, your poor mother. Anyway, third, If I had removed such putrid mass of entrails from my “Saggy body”, I would have placed it in a trash can, but, I would have poured gasoline on it and thrown a lit match, after.
So you see, I’m not your mother, thank God and all the heavenly saints.
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Fuck you Saggy
I couldn't agree more
Cat has always been jealous of Bella or any other woman here!
She should spend more time worrying about being married to a sexual predator...
"Am not one to be nasty or cruel but i received two rather nasty comments from mongo and sir-skittles so black listed them"
The reply was this by "Another Prominent Member".
"So that hurt your feelings and you felt the need to share that information with members. I can assure you, no one cares."
Don't mind this member who thinks she owns the site along with 4 or 5 other TROLLS that appointed themselves as rulers of the site. Not even Admin can do anything about it, so, my suggestion to you is to blacklist them all. There's plenty of other threads and members that will be happy to interact with you. This group of moribund, hateful, people are not worth the bother.
Quick tip. If you sign off and re-enter the site without signing in, you'll be able to go to most places to read what these TROLLS are saying. 😈
Hey bella! 🙋♀️.
My profile here is a relatively new one, my Mommy Saggy Granny #610414 has been very nasty to a lot of people here, I see she is being nasty about an "Another Prominent Member" ☝️
You have been around for a while now, do you know who my Mommy was talking about
Love Always
Me Mongo 💖
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438326- his booking number
Saggy Granny is back- I guess you did not learn your lessons
Oh, yeah, stay out of my page too.
My silly Mommy CAT flapping her gums again, how we say it all
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I know if I was Skittles, I would be shaking in my boots
The Saggy Granny Holiday Special
The Saggy Granny and her rat Charlie- COVID
The Saggy Granny Visits NYC
The Saggy Granny Thanksgiving Series
The Saggy Granny- Merry Fucking Christmas!
Seems to me Skittles that you are obsessed with my tits. I'm flattered🤣😈
Cat admitting her pussy is disgusting! We finally agree on something!
cat
A disgusting cunt it is!
I haven't changed my opinion of you nor do I expect you to change your opinion about me.
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Your page is already trash you stupid cunt CAT
Cat
The pic is of your scummy mama and it looks like you get excited (even though it’s photoshopped) when you think of her.
Is he even still alive?
Eat a bag of ass hairs cat
Get out the vote!
Woody58 Spotted Holidaying in LA ☝️
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Fuck U CAT
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Luv Always
Mongo ❤️
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Trump claimed the United States is "a nation where free speech is no longer allowed and where crime is rampant like never, ever before," an assertion that Rattner shut down completely.
Rattner made the following observations while sharing some graphs with Morning Joe's viewers:
"Crime is not out of control like it's never been before. In fact, crime has continued to drop under President Biden ... You can see that violent crime since 2020 has dropped by 15 percent, 339 violent crimes per 100,000 people."
"[Crime is] below any place it was during the Trump administration and it's had this huge drop in 2023. The same is basically true of property crime. You can see [robberies] are down 7 percent, 1,830 per 100,000 people."
"This is a complete fiction that crime is up under the Biden administration."
1. Subway crime and violence is out of control in NYC
2. Everything is locked up in stores
3. Filthy migrant gangs prey on citizens and tourists
4. Scummy migrants attack police and shoot at them here!
Dgraff posted in Bella!'s thread:
"And yet cat is still trying to be a smart Ass with Bella"
Me Mongo, me bit of joke, way me Mongo has been designed.
But you CAT you take the fucking 🎂, your the biggest joke on this site, you weren't made that way, that's the way you were fucking hatched you fucking retard
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When is your fake account Woody58 coming back, your shitty account & your fake have popped up & disappeared from this site more than anyone can count, or is your shitty account the next for you to delete, then you will bring them both back with laim ass names like, hmmm what was one, cant quite remember, was it wet doodle or something
"I aint "reporting".
Please excuse a poor choice of words. I meant any member that is not blocked from interacting with the three botched abortions. I wasn't singling you out.
Mommy back peddling from yet more false accusations, attacking innocent members on the site
Mongo is pleading to be removed from your blacklist:
I do not even understand what I did wrong, can you please remove me from your blacklist and may be explain?
This is the same Aussie 💩 that created the poll listed in another post in this thread. This is one a..hole who trashes the "Saggy Granny", as I'm called, continually. Well, Mr Abbo, kiss my ass.
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Looks like Mommy is being a racist 🐷 again 🤷♀️
"Because I'm not about to spend a bunch of points cleaning up my page. He along with Sir-Skitles and Pitbull like to trash my page. I don't need to defend myself. My acquaintances here either know me to be a good member or not without me telling them so."
Mommy making a nuisance of herself again on other members forum treads 👆.
PS: Isn't Mommy's CAT page already trash 🤷♀️
Special limited edition box set now available, be quick 🏃♀️, selling out fast 🔥
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Luv
Mongo 💖
Cat
woody58
Site losers
CAT & WOODY58 come on down 🚶♂️
(crowd clapping 👏 & cheering)
Admin will need to upgrade the storage if we chronicle all her failures! They date back to the late 50s!
That Dgraff is also a false assumption. As I see it, any man that likes it up the ass, at the very least, while getting ass fucked, wants to be a woman.
So does that mean her lump WOODY58 is transgender
His pics posing bent over, back cunt ready is telling!
Fuck off. You think I’d share anything with you? Dirty has more than one connotation. Soap and water type of dirt is the working man/woman’s proof of grit. Your type of dirty is totally different.
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BTW
You are opinionated and judge others continuiously.
Well, SrCums, I’m judged continuously by you and every other cunt bitch and Mother Fucking Homo, so I return the favor. My handle for you is a direct result of how you treated me when I started to express my opinions. You had other names but always were after me. I told everyone some time ago. I am not nice. I don’t back down. And I am relentless. So again, MOTHER FUCKING DIRTY HOMO JEW, suck it up
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Member #623135, formerly known as CAT!, Twowarmtts3 secondary account, was deleted by the user. System notes reflect the following; "(this member nick was CAT!, the account was recently deleted by the user)"
YOU MOTHER FUCKER RACIST HOMOPHOBIC COW
Dgraff is not fake. Just a MOTHER FUCKING HOMO.
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R Oh you think that is bad I have been accused of being a fake by get this a fucking Indian and not the American Indians me a guy that has consistently posted face pictures for 8 years with the same partner for several years under the same name and account for 8 years how ridiculous then even candy comments no he’s not fake just a homo
Angel1227!
I was defending you, Dgraff , you are not a fake. You are a MOTHER FUCKING HOMO.
We have seen it for years here with the Saggy Granny. She tries so hard to be sophisticated and relevant. But at the end of the day, she reverts to her true self: white trash. A pea brained moron!