And as Professor Minerva McGonnagal.

Hairy! Always hairy!

Hairy. Always.

I’d love to have the opportunity

Ten out of ten

It’s a show stopper!

Of course it’s normal! I’ve slowed down a lot, but if you’re up for it (pun intended), go for it!

Very suckable!

Looks like lots of fun!

That’s a definite 10.

Wish I had the time!

Totally!

Both, plus any number of other things.

Impressive cock, beautiful bush, nice balls, luscious ass. 10.

Unfortunately, Scott14 seems to have left. Atlas is fantastic when he's around. Most other straight guys have turned out to be bi once they talk to me long enough!

11 out of 10 in my opinion! Especially with bush!

Yes and yes!

Also credited to Tom Arnold in response to ex-wife Roseanne Barr....

Always a pleasure!

Often, especially in my youth. I used to frequently jack off in public restrooms, and often not in a stall but standing at the urinal. Lots of other places, usually alone and out of sight but always with the risk of discovery.

Nice, dude! I see you enjoy marking your territory!

It’s a beautiful big uncut cock, especially with pubes. Everyone would like to have more, but at some point, more is too much!

Cock: 10/10
Balls: 10/10
Ass: 10/10
Pubes: 10/10
Spread hole: 10/10

In other words: You're one hot fucker!

That’s just barbaric.

Thanks man. I was circumcised, but very loosely, so I still show some foreskin when it’s cold. None of the benefits, however....

I have three standout favorites, each with a different focus:

As I said when you posted it, I love this picture of your flaccid cock:


The pure whimsy of this one is particularly endearing:


And this one reveals your beautiful furry body and bearded face:

Oh, the things I would do to that dick!

I think her mother might be more likely to kick you in the balls....

I’m sure I have, but it was a while ago, and I sure as hell don’t remember who it was.

He just did it again. Hope he comes back again.

Ha! It’s unintentional insofar as I used Google’s URL shortener, which always has goo.gl in the result. I swear it wasn’t on purpose!

I dunno. Perhaps because he's dead, his beard doesn't grow.

Rocket is my favorite Guardian. And Will definitely gives him a run for his money.

I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.

Oh, poor Will! Here, let me handle your head until you feel better.

And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.

The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.

See, he’s imagining STUFF again. Poor Will! Just smile and nod.

Leaving aside your flawed logic, what if this site is really a mirror?

Shhhh! Will’s having one of his fugue states again. If you wake him, he’ll do all sorts of STUFF!

You can’t ground, me! You’re not my REAL dad!!!! My REAL dad would let me say any STUFF I want!!!!!

Yes. Will is very impressive. Particularly his humility.

During.

What about weird things I've STUFFED up my butt? Or weird STUFF I've stuck in my butt? I have so many questions!

I thought that went without saying...

What about a hat?

I think you should get a Nobel Prize for Humility.

NO ONE is more humble than you! Lots of people say that!

By contrast, your humility is second to none.

For some, it’s religious tradition.

Note to self: Cuddle Will wildly, preferably while wearing a fedora.

As long as they fit properly.