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Started by JustWill at 16,May,19 18:04  other posts of JustWill
There seems to be a fad in the Forum of late with people starting new Topics just so they can have a place to talk to themselves.
I know...it IS rather odd. Nonetheless, it is the new thing around these parts.
So this is MY Topic.
Mine alone.
No one is permitted to post here except for ME.
There will be semi-serious--and undeniably sarcastic--consequences for those who violate my Stuffity, Stuffity, etc. Topic with their own jibber-jabber.
So put THAT in your hat and smoke it.


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By bella! at 17,May,19 05:18 other posts of bella! 
Isn't the saying; "So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it."?

Why would anyone smoke a hat?
By #551147 at 17,May,19 06:36
Perhaps it was a Stovepipe Hat...
By #584076 at 17,May,19 06:45
🤣😂😁😆 Stahp! You're killing me!!!

By JustWill at 17,May,19 12:16 other posts of JustWill 
What saying?
By bella! at 17,May,19 13:15 other posts of bella! 
That saying.
By #584076 at 17,May,19 13:23
Is there a cat in it?
By JustWill at 17,May,19 13:32 other posts of JustWill 
I think that smoking cats is against the law in most civilized countries...

By bella! at 17,May,19 13:36 other posts of bella! 
All this chatter in JustWill's thread might just hurl him into meltdown mode and no telling what he might do. The voices in his head could be encouraging him to build a custom made Crazy Wagon designed to transport the members who have jibber-jabbered in his thread off to the land of Whack-a-doodles.
By #584076 at 17,May,19 13:37
Damn... I hope he takes a hat!

By JustWill at 17,May,19 13:47 other posts of JustWill 
Like I would actually LISTEN to the Voices in my Head. Those fuckers are crazy!

By JustWill at 17,May,19 13:32 other posts of JustWill 
Never heard of it.
By bella! at 17,May,19 13:37 other posts of bella! 
It's too early in the morning. Please don't f*ck with my head.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 13:44 other posts of JustWill 
It is NEVER too early for head-fucking time! At least, not from MY perspective.

By furluvr at 17,May,19 14:55 other posts of furluvr 
That depends. Are you wearing a hat?
By #584076 at 17,May,19 15:00
You know the mercury used in stiffening certain hats can actually be directly linked to hearing voices???
By furluvr at 17,May,19 15:10 other posts of furluvr 
Who said that?
By #584076 at 17,May,19 15:18
C.S. Lewis I think... Or do I?
I'm late! I'm late!
By JustWill at 02,Jun,19 02:50 other posts of JustWill 
Lewis Carroll?
By #584076 at 02,Jun,19 05:00
Always confuse my absynth addicts.

By #551482 at 19,Jun,19 17:43
Iґve heard the saying, "Iґll eat my hat" but Smoking it is something new. How would a hat fit in a pipe?
By JustWill at 19,Jun,19 19:25 other posts of JustWill 
You have to shred it. Or get a really big pipe.

By JustWill at 19,Jun,19 15:20 other posts of JustWill 
Once again, the dementia patient who drives the SYD Crazy Wagon, changed the WHY for blacklisting me:

" I came to the site to have fun. These people i'm blocking cause me to be someone I'm not. This is the last thing I'll do involving them.#7"

Here's a couple of points about that remark:

1. I do not "cause" anyone to be anything. Your behavior is all on you. Unless you are little more than a mindless meat-puppet (the jury is still out on that), no one else "causes" you to post the crap you do or to act like a raving fuck-wit. You behave like a crazy person because you ARE a crazy person. End of story.

2. I call major bullshit on that "This is the last thing I'll do involving them" bit. You are going to copy and paste this comment elsewhere in the forum, and rant like a lunatic about it. You can't help yourself. Crazy is as crazy does, after all. Hell, the fact that you are reading this now proves that you are full of shit.

3. Ranking me at #7 is pretty rude. I guess I'll just have to try harder.

4. I am also pretty sure that you are going to delete and change your WHY now that I have pointed out how idiotic it is. You will then lie and claim that I made it all up. Lying is also something you do here quite often. For example, you lied about apologizing for calling my partner a ped0phile when you returned after Admin deleted your account.
By phart at 19,Jun,19 16:45 other posts of phart 
that is the exact statement on my latest blacklisting.
Wet noodle was the blacklister best I can tell.

By bella! at 19,Jun,19 18:04 other posts of bella! 
Isn't that special!?

It's someone else's fault that she acts the way she does just like it's up to "Charlie" to defend her when she runs her BIG mouth too much.

By Sir-Skittles at 19,Jun,19 16:25 other posts of Sir-Skittles 

By JustWill at 04,Jun,19 16:36 other posts of JustWill 
Okay, Dude, we get it.
You believe yourself to be the greatest cocksucker in the world.
However, why do you have to keep posting those long, rambling, off-topic comments in every forum thread--regardless of whether or not they are relevant to the subject at hand--reminding us of your supposed skill at pecker gobbling?
Enough already.
Everything isn't about you.

By JustWill at 01,Jun,19 13:00 other posts of JustWill 
Has anyone else noticed that around 90% of the "My First Gay Experience" stories posted here end with "but then he moved away and we never saw each other again"?

What is the deal with all of these nomadic cocksuckers?
By #584076 at 01,Jun,19 14:42
Or how many gay adventure stories start with "I'm totally straight but..."?
By JustWill at 01,Jun,19 14:46 other posts of JustWill 
Only the ones written by people who have no idea what the word "totally" actually means...

By JustWill at 31,May,19 16:37 other posts of JustWill 
Monkey blue raspberry dancing snowball under bus station clover.

Just needed to get that out of my system.

Carry on.
By #551147 at 31,May,19 18:07
Sounds like a Brothers Johnson Hit. 😆🤣😂 Check it out...

Hello my love, I heard a kiss from you
Red magic satin playing near, too
All through the morning rain I gaze, the sun doesn't shine
Rainbows and waterfalls run through my mind
In the garden, I see
West purple shower bells and tea
Orange birds and river cousins
Dressed in green
Pretty music, I hear
So happy and loud
Blue flowers echo
From a cherry cloud
Feel sunshine sparkle pink and blue
Playgrounds will laugh
If you try to ask
"Is it cool?"
If you arrive and don't see me
I'm going to be with my baby
I am free, flying in her arms
Over the sea
Stained window, yellow candy screen
See speakers of kite
With velvet roses diggin'
Freedom flight
A present from you
Strawberry letter 22
The music plays
I sit in for a few
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
A present from you
Strawberry letter 22
The music plays
I sit in for a few
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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By JustWill at 29,May,19 13:20 other posts of JustWill 
Fun Facts 2:
As I mentioned in the first Fun Facts segment-
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
A group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM.

Here are a few more--

A group of SQUIRRELS is called a SCURRY.
A group of BUZZARDS is called a WAKE.
A group of EAGLES is called a CONVOCATION.
A group of OWLS is called a PARLIAMENT.
A group of HYENAS is a CACKLE.
A group of WILLS is a SARCASM.
By bella! at 29,May,19 13:25 other posts of bella! 
Oh, so TRUE!

By JustWill at 26,May,19 00:14 other posts of JustWill 
To Whom it May Concern:
Any Forum topics from member #89828 or #303133 are MINE. I posted them. I created them. I claim them.

Now it is KNOWN. (So fuck you,leo, you lack-witted, misogynistic, douche-nozzle.)

That is all.
By #574505 at 26,May,19 09:26
You forgot to say asswipe
By JustWill at 26,May,19 15:10 other posts of JustWill 
I always forget to say "asswipe". I will make a note to myself to include it next time.

By bella! at 26,May,19 15:52 other posts of bella! 
I can only imagine what prompted that. And you wonder why I make reference to him as being a TWAT or an ASSWIPE!
By JustWill at 26,May,19 16:01 other posts of JustWill 
Check out our exchange in my "tomatoes" thread.
He is such an asswipe.
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By bella! at 26,May,19 16:21 other posts of bella! 
You exchanged thoughts with someone you are calling an asswipe? Could that asswipe be leopoldij? If it is, I blacklisted a while back, I find him extremely disgusting, and yes, he is an ASSWIPE.

Now I'm curious, I'm going to have to log out and look....
By JustWill at 26,May,19 16:24 other posts of JustWill 
I exchanged thoughts. He babbled like a dolt. It was NOT a meeting of equals.
By bella! at 26,May,19 16:31 other posts of bella! 
I just looked. Yes, I see that he referred to me as "the bella", "nazi momma" and there might be something else. Can you believe that his name calling began because I blacklisted him? He needs to spend some of the money that he uses to pay his prostitutes on psychiatrists. He's too old to act like a child.
By JustWill at 26,May,19 16:51 other posts of JustWill 
I have also heard a rumor that CandyMandyEtc. has posted a pic she claims to be of you on her "copy and paste other people's comments" thread.
By bella! at 26,May,19 17:32 other posts of bella! 
Really? Oh, well, wouldn't be the first time she wasn't being honest.

By JustWill at 25,May,19 14:12 other posts of JustWill 
Let me try to 'splain this one more time:

Using homosexual slurs, innuendos, and insinuations as a way to demean a guy's masculinity is, in all cases, homophobic. Such behavior starts from the premise that GAY = LESS THAN MASCULINE, and doing so makes you a homophobe. And an idiot.
By #584076 at 26,May,19 00:13
Hear hear!
Very well said.
By JustWill at 26,May,19 00:15 other posts of JustWill 
Some folks just don't get it.
By #584076 at 26,May,19 00:20
Is someone on this site using gay as a negative slur?
By JustWill at 26,May,19 00:22 other posts of JustWill 
Yep. There is a particular elderly woman who frequently uses homophobic slurs to demean the male members.
By #584076 at 26,May,19 03:28
I'm assuming this is the "woman" who has had multiple guises and has an alleged husbands account (also had multiple guises) shitstirring here too???
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The culprit and Charles apsolutely confirmed my assumption and more than lived up to the reasons for that assumption.

And holy fuck...

That is a whole bag of crazy...

I'm sorry, Charlie...

Not for what I said but for the fact you are lumbered with that level of mental and persecution complex mixed in with devastatingly fierce narcissism...

I am not joking when I say please be wary...

I thoroughly recommend a psyche evaluation and wouldn't be at all surprised if medication is necessary to ensure her quality of life (and yours) are prioritized.

Seriously mate... This level of delusion is not normal or healthy.
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By JustWill at 19,May,19 02:01 other posts of JustWill 
The other day, I overheard one of my students saying to his friend:
"Go suck a big bag of dicks, Gabe."
I was stunned.
I had no idea you could get them by the bagful!
By #584076 at 19,May,19 02:11
There is an online company that allows you to send people a "bag o' dicks"!
By dgraff at 22,May,19 02:39 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha I seen that to thought I was seeing things wrong

By JustWill at 22,May,19 12:56 other posts of JustWill 
Now I am wondering where they harvest those dicks.
Are there special dick farms?
Are the dicks free-range and organic, or are we talking about cage raised and GMO?
Do roving bands of dick hunters just snatch them from unsuspecting guys?
How many dicks are in each bag?
So many damn questions...
By 2nice at 22,May,19 13:39 other posts of 2nice 

Will, you’re cracking me up today.
By JustWill at 22,May,19 15:41 other posts of JustWill 
I am contacting Burpee Seed & Plant Company today so I can get my own pecker garden started!
By #551147 at 22,May,19 16:10
By phart at 22,May,19 18:35 other posts of phart 
they probably have the Peter peppers actually.They are hot peppers that look like, well, peters.
By HotFuckerBoy at 23,May,19 00:06 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
So, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers?
By #551147 at 23,May,19 00:12
No no!! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peter peppers.

By bella! at 23,May,19 17:23 other posts of bella! 
I have never heard of Peter peppers, have you? I Google'd them and they darn well look like little uncircumcised penises. So cute!
By #551147 at 23,May,19 17:40
I hadn't either, but my member was once referred to as cute. 😆 I honestly didn't know how to take that.

By #372661 at 23,May,19 17:00
Hmmm, perhaps a mixed bag is available with different flavors, white, black, Asian, uncut, fun size ect...
By dgraff at 24,May,19 01:27 other posts of dgraff 
There little gummy dicks in various flavors
By JustWill at 24,May,19 10:50 other posts of JustWill 
That would make them dicks that stick to the roof of your mouth...
By dgraff at 24,May,19 13:35 other posts of dgraff 
Yeah they are I’m gonna order a bag just for laughs

By JustWill at 23,May,19 14:48 other posts of JustWill 
This just in: One of the brainiacs (of two) who has blacklisted me calls me an "INSIGHTER of most of the trouble on this site" in its "WHY?".
I would like to take this opportunity to thank that member for complimenting me on my keen understanding of the "troubles" here.
I am an INSIGHTFUL guy!
By bella! at 23,May,19 15:01 other posts of bella! 
You are, Professor!

By #460385 at 23,May,19 15:29
At least you got a good review. We have been called, straight up trailer park trash.
By JustWill at 23,May,19 15:35 other posts of JustWill 
Consider the source, CC54. That particular member wouldn't know "class" if she picked it out of one of her belly-rolls.
By #460385 at 23,May,19 15:56
By dgraff at 24,May,19 01:30 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha she wrote a whole book on my why I think she loves me

By JustWill at 21,May,19 16:24 other posts of JustWill 
Our crows are back!
They were four weeks late this year, which had us concerned, but this morning we were greeted by their familiar and much anticipated cawing.
Their return put a nice jolt of joy into our day.

I realizes that this means absolutely nothing to the random reader, but, as this is My topic, I don't really give a dang.
By bella! at 21,May,19 19:02 other posts of bella! 
My sister's ostrich, Kevin, has returned to her home for the spring/summer/part of fall seasons. Where he goes in the winter has been a mystery for about 8 years.
By JustWill at 21,May,19 20:10 other posts of JustWill 
Kevin is a ridiculous name for an ostrich.
And, like all ostriches, Kevin spends the winter in hibernation.
By bella! at 21,May,19 20:45 other posts of bella! 
Yes, Kevin would be an odd name for an ostrich if he were an ostrich but he is a peacock. So sorry, I was having a senior moment.

My point would be, peacocks are really not part of the make-up of Michigan. If he is someone's pet is a mystery to her where home really is. He comes when the weather is nice and goes away in the late fall. She wants her husband to build Kevin a "bird house" because he will not tolerate being in the barn and she does not want him to fall prey to the coyotes. They shop specifically for Kevin, buying him grapes and berries. He does not like cold fruit, it has to be room temperature and he won't ear red grapes, only green. That's a damn fussy peacock if you ask me.
By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:11 other posts of JustWill 
Your s1ster knows a peacock that pretends to be an ostrich?
It can't be too fussy if it calls itself "Kevin".
And, as you might guess, I am siding with the coyotes on this one.
By bella! at 21,May,19 22:13 other posts of bella! 
No, I don't think that Kevin pretends to be anything other then Kevin the peacock!
By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:18 other posts of JustWill 
It seems to me that Kevin (if that is REALLY its name) the pea-ostrich is running a con-job on your sibling.
I bet it just made up the story about the "coyotes" to get sympathy and trick her into feeding it so lavishly.
By bella! at 21,May,19 22:22 other posts of bella! 
I told you I had a SENIOR MOMENT!

There's a big difference between an ostrich and a peacock and Kevin is definitely a peacock!
By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:24 other posts of JustWill 
That's what the bastard WANTS you to think.
By bella! at 21,May,19 22:32 other posts of bella! 
I posted a temporary picture of Kevin on my page. Now do you believe me?
By #584076 at 21,May,19 22:36
OMG... Kevin is an Emu!
By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:39 other posts of JustWill 
Kevin is a fucking HOBO.
By bella! at 22,May,19 12:25 other posts of bella! 
Well, professor, people really seem to like Kevin, yes, KEVIN! It's time for you to post a picture of your damn crows, Heckle, Jeckle, Theodore and Alvin and prove that they even exist.
By JustWill at 22,May,19 13:05 other posts of JustWill 
Crows have no need to prove their existence. Unlike the egocentric, hobo pea-ostrich, they don't need that kind of attention.
Also, they prefer to remain nameless and anonymous. They are "living off the grid", and like it that way.

By bella! at 21,May,19 22:40 other posts of bella! 
No, he's a peacock.

By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:37 other posts of JustWill 
I believe that is a picture of a peacock, but I see no name tag indicating that it is the real "Kevin".
And, are these so-called Geese of the Damned really geese, or are they pigeons with a high opinion of themselves?
By bella! at 21,May,19 22:46 other posts of bella! 
My brother-in-law says they are Canadian Geese. Who knows whether they dressed like pigeons to cross the border because of passport issues.
By dgraff at 22,May,19 01:29 other posts of dgraff 
Yep that's a peacock all right he's beautiful I should have one to hangout with my goats
By bella! at 22,May,19 02:30 other posts of bella! 
Seriously don't know how or why peacocks are in the area of northern Oakland county. Apparently the neighbors have something like a "neighborhood watch" and she been alerted that her peacocks, yes, plural, are on the neighbor's roof, down the road. But she just assures them that Kevin is in her yard.
By dgraff at 22,May,19 08:46 other posts of dgraff 
I love all animals

By bella! at 22,May,19 02:25 other posts of bella! 
Why would you cause all that commotion you about Kevin? Who else would it be?

By #551147 at 21,May,19 21:02
Just curious... Any of them old crows Blonde? 😁
By JustWill at 21,May,19 22:07 other posts of JustWill 
However, one of them does have a bunch of white feathers.

By JustWill at 20,May,19 15:05 other posts of JustWill 
Here's a question: If you have blacklisted a member, doesn't that imply that you have no interest in any kind of interaction with them?
If that is the case, why would you obsessively stalk them while signed-out, scan every one of their posts, and then copy and paste them (out of context) in other threads so that you can rant and rave like a crazy person?
What sane person does that?

Here's another question: What goes up a chimney down, but can't come down a chimney up?
By #551482 at 21,May,19 18:28
an umbrella

A recipe from an east german guy i know:

Sardines and banana grilled on toast. Itґs quite tasty!
By bella! at 21,May,19 18:59 other posts of bella! 
Sorry, bigg, the sardines and grilled banana combination on toast, crackers or $100 bills does not sound good.

By JustWill at 21,May,19 20:08 other posts of JustWill 
I have no words to adequately describe how yucky that sounds.
By #584076 at 21,May,19 22:37
Yeah... Needs beans!

By JustWill at 19,May,19 14:44 other posts of JustWill 
If a tree falls in the forest, it isn't my fault. Honestly. I like trees.
By #489701 at 19,May,19 17:40
If a bear shits in those same woods, that is also not my fault. It's just nature.
By #551147 at 19,May,19 20:08
Then who's fault is it, if that falling tree lands on the shitting bear? 🤔 Hmmmmm

Don't even say D.J.T. 😠

By JustWill at 17,May,19 16:27 other posts of JustWill 
Recently, several members here have accused me of thinking that I am better than everyone else. Though, in the case of most of those accusers there wasn’t really a lot of “thinking” involved, I apologize to the rest of you if I have made you feel that way. It was never my intention to do so.

While I must admit that I am better than a lot of people for any number of reasons (facts are facts, after all), there are some things that I am not so good at; some areas in which I am not better than everyone else. In an attempt to show that I am not an elitist snob, and as a way of allowing folks to get to know me on a more personal level, I humbly submit this brief list of things that other people are better at:

• I can not dance worth shit.
• All of the players in the NFL are much better at professional football than I can ever hope to be.
• 80% of Americans are better at mangling the English language than I am.
• Your Mom is waaaaay better at giving a crap what you think than I care to be.
• She also probably bakes a better cake than I can.
• Most people have an easier time tolerating idiot's than I do. They also seem to be better at not telling the idiots that they are, without doubt, idiots.
• If I want to make a joke, I actually have to think about what to say. Damn near everything that comes out of Kellyanne Conway’s mouth, on the other hand, is freaking hilarious. And, she does not appear to think at all. She is funnier than I am.
• All of the people in Japan speak Japanese 100% better than me.
• Sean Hannity does a much better job at willfully misrepresenting the truth (lying) and misleading a far too gullible public than I do. For that matter, so does everyone at Fox "News".
• Speaking of narcissistic liars who wear flame-retardant pants, I have never been as blissfully unaware of my own incompetence as is Donald Trump. He's a better ass-hat than I am.
• Hitler had a larger body count than I do. He hit six million plus. I am still at zero. I do not have the talent for it.
• I am near-sighted. Many people can see far-off things better.
• The Matrix is one of the most over-rated pieces of garbage to ever be filmed. This obviously has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but it can not be said often enough.
• The Christians are much better at passing judgment on others than am I. They have me beat in the delusional thinking department, too.
• I am not good at Yoga. I have never tried Yoga, but I know I would be horrible at it.
• Albert Einstein was a better genius than me. I suck at calculus.
• Over 50% of the world's population can menstruate better than I can. I can not do it at all. I blame genetics. Period.
• That same group of people can gestate a fetus a billion times more successfully than I.
• I could be better at making allowances for other people's stupidity. I choose not to. How else will they learn?
• I am not an accurate spitter, nor can I yodel. Rednecks do these things better.
• Most doctors are better able to diagnose illness than I can. I, however, charge much less.
• Many individuals are better at being a moron than I am.

And, there you have it...a list of things that others do better than me. As you can see, I clearly do not think that I am better than every one else. I am quite sure, though, that I might have left an item or two out. That is accidental, I promise. Nobody is perfect, after all.
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Damn, Will, that's a long ass post.
Well, fuck it! It's my damn topic. It says so way up there at the top. I can make these posts as long as I want them to be!
Good point. Forget I mentioned it.
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:31 other posts of furluvr 
By contrast, your humility is second to none.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 16:35 other posts of JustWill 
I am the BEST at being humble!
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:39 other posts of furluvr 
NO ONE is more humble than you! Lots of people say that!
By JustWill at 18,May,19 15:17 other posts of JustWill 
The Fake News is out to get me.
By furluvr at 18,May,19 15:24 other posts of furluvr 
I think you should get a Nobel Prize for Humility.

By bella! at 18,May,19 16:13 other posts of bella! 
You have declared that you are not good at yoga but admittedly say that you have not tried. You might be good at it if you tried. What keeps you from "trying"? Is it those damn tight yoga pants that would show off all your masculine bulges?
By JustWill at 18,May,19 17:16 other posts of JustWill 
I'm just going by instinct on this one. I've seen yoga. I do not bend that way...

By bella! at 18,May,19 16:16 other posts of bella! 
By the way, you are so lucky that you fall within the 50% of the population that does not menstruate. Period. But you do fall within that 50% of the population that tends to belch and flatulate more.

By JustWill at 18,May,19 13:39 other posts of JustWill 
Note to self: When putting on a pair of jeans fresh out of the dryer, give the zipper a moment or two to cool down if you are going commando. Ouch!
By bella! at 18,May,19 16:09 other posts of bella! 
You are just too crazy!

By JustWill at 18,May,19 01:22 other posts of JustWill 
Don't ask a question and then get all bent out of shape and butt-hurt when people don't give you the answer you want.

By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:13 other posts of JustWill 
Note to Self:
Copy and Paste random, out of context comments made by other members elsewhere in the forum, and then rant like a rabid, crazy person about it. That'll show 'em!

Addendum to Note to Self: Nah. That would make you look like a lunatic.

Addendum to the Addendum: I could really go for a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich right now. Yum.
By bella! at 16,May,19 19:36 other posts of bella! 
The peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich sounds so wrong! It just gave me the shivers when I read back the sentence I wrote.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:48 other posts of JustWill 
Note to Self: Until they have sampled the delicacy known as the peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich for themselves, the riff-raff will never understand the flavorful bliss of its consumption.
By #489701 at 16,May,19 22:13
These sandwiches are quite delicious, but i prefer that my pickles are deep fried first for that slight extra flavor.
By bella! at 17,May,19 04:00 other posts of bella! 
Boy Scout's honor, you have had a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich?
By JustWill at 17,May,19 04:02 other posts of JustWill 
I have them all the time. Been eating them since I was a k1d. Seriously--they are delicious.

However, I was never a Boy Scout.

By #489701 at 17,May,19 05:00
Yup. First time was after a party in high school. You'll eat anything after a night like that. I'm no boy scout either though.

By #460385 at 17,May,19 15:15
Who hasn't had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? However, we use the baby whole sweet gherkin pickles and slice them in half and layout on the peanut butter sandwich. Yum.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 15:30 other posts of JustWill 
OMG! That is totally gross! You actually SLICE the pickles?!
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:28 other posts of furluvr 
For some, it’s religious tradition.

By bella! at 17,May,19 16:33 other posts of bella! 
Seriously, you have had a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich, too? I have never had one, and for the record, never heard of that combo and it just seems wrong.

Back in the day, my friend came from a family of 9 children (good Catholic parents) and she would speak of peanut butter and Miracle Whip. Blech!
By JustWill at 17,May,19 16:49 other posts of JustWill 
Way back in the beginning of time, eating CHEESE probably just seemed wrong, too.
Think about it.
At some point, a starving Neanderthal mammoth herder discovered a lumpy, spoiled, moldy mass of expired mammoth milk left over in his bucket and said: "Golly, I wonder if that's good to eat." (That is very loosely translated from Neanderthal, of course.)
The rest is delicious cheesy History!
By bella! at 17,May,19 17:17 other posts of bella! 
The dill pickles on peanut butter sounds like something the driver of the Crazy Wagon can serve the happy passengers only because anything they might say won't make sense.

By #460385 at 17,May,19 18:20
Peanut butter sandwich and marshmallow fluff. Peanut butter sandwich and sliced banana. Yum

By #460385 at 17,May,19 18:21
Peanut butter is like bacon you can put it on anyting. You haven't had a peanut butter and jelly cheeseburger yet?
By JustWill at 17,May,19 19:40 other posts of JustWill 
"Peanut butter is like bacon"...you nailed that perfectly

By #584076 at 16,May,19 22:18

Note to self...


By Sir-Skittles at 17,May,19 17:03 other posts of Sir-Skittles 

By JustWill at 17,May,19 16:55 other posts of JustWill 
Meanwhile, over in the "NEW STUFF, OLD STUFF, ANY STUFF" thread, the Crone continues to drive the Crazy Wagon around in endless circles.

By JustWill at 17,May,19 03:54 other posts of JustWill 
I believe in romance and true love with all of my soul.

That being said, sometimes I just wanna fuck like a couple of randy cavemen until we are both cum-drunk and saddle sore.
By bella! at 17,May,19 03:56 other posts of bella! 
That is romance?
By JustWill at 17,May,19 03:58 other posts of JustWill 
No. That is wild, monkey sex. The romance is when we cuddle afterward.
By bella! at 17,May,19 04:01 other posts of bella! 
Jeebus, JustWill, you are WILD!
By JustWill at 17,May,19 04:04 other posts of JustWill 
What's so wild about cuddling?
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:27 other posts of furluvr 
Note to self: Cuddle Will wildly, preferably while wearing a fedora.

By furluvr at 17,May,19 04:58 other posts of furluvr 
I don't often wear hats these days, and even if I did, I don't smoke.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 13:36 other posts of JustWill 
People should wear more hats.
By furluvr at 17,May,19 14:50 other posts of furluvr 
Note to self: Wear hats to make Will happier.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 15:44 other posts of JustWill 
A nice fedora makes everyone look a little snazzy.
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:25 other posts of furluvr 
As long as they fit properly.

By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:13 other posts of JustWill 
Fun facts:
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
However, a group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM (which is just too fucking fey for my liking).
By 2nice at 16,May,19 20:24 other posts of 2nice 
Too fucking fey for me too.

By furluvr at 17,May,19 14:59 other posts of furluvr 
I learn something every day from Will. He must have his Thinking Hat on.
By JustWill at 17,May,19 15:33 other posts of JustWill 
My Thinking Hat has a huge hole in it.
By furluvr at 17,May,19 16:22 other posts of furluvr 
But is it on fire?

By bella! at 16,May,19 18:25 other posts of bella! 
What is the "Stiffity Stuff" that you make reference to? This is a sex site, are you talking about penises?
By JustWill at 16,May,19 18:58 other posts of JustWill 
If I were responding to you--which I am definitely NOT doing--I would ask: "Why in Blue Blazes would I talk to myself about penises?"
I would then promptly reply: "Because, Will, penises are spiffy!"
But, alas, I am NOT responding, so just ignore that little bit of internal dialogue.
By bella! at 16,May,19 19:40 other posts of bella! 
If you were responding to me, which you are definitely NOT doing, I wonder how you would elaborate on why or what makes a penis so darn spiffy?
By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:44 other posts of JustWill 
IF I were responding, which I am most definitely NOT doing,I would point out that penises are spiffy purely by the fact of their penishood. Duh.
By furluvr at 17,May,19 04:57 other posts of furluvr 

By JustWill at 16,May,19 22:37 other posts of JustWill 
I was going to call this topic "Just Stuff It!", but that felt a bit more cranky than it needed to be.
By #584076 at 16,May,19 22:39
Love it!

By bella! at 17,May,19 03:57 other posts of bella! 
That would have been funny, JustStuff from JustWill!

By JustWill at 16,May,19 22:27 other posts of JustWill 
"Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright." ~ an Old Gypsy Woman (who probably has a name, but I just can't remember it right at the moment)

"I like bunnies!" ~ Me (because my brain is just that fuckin' random sometimes.)

By JustWill at 16,May,19 22:09 other posts of JustWill 
It haunts my DREAMS:

By dgraff at 16,May,19 18:11 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha can I come here to talk to my self
By JustWill at 16,May,19 18:14 other posts of JustWill 
I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the listing and try again.

By 2nice at 16,May,19 18:15 other posts of 2nice 
You just wrecked it, dgraff.
By bella! at 16,May,19 18:20 other posts of bella! 
Well, then so did you, 2nice!
By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:03 other posts of JustWill 
The Voices in my head are yelling at each other again.

By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:00 other posts of JustWill 
It's okay. I am just pretending that all of you are merely the Voices in my Head.

(Note to self: How nifty is it that one of the Voices in my head sounds EXACTLY like Mr Yumm?)
By 2nice at 16,May,19 19:58 other posts of 2nice 
And those voices in your head are from me, and I am saying some interesting things.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:04 other posts of JustWill 
That explains a lot.
Apparently, the Mr Yumm Voice in my Head is the one in charge of "Touch Yourself in a Naughty Way".
By 2nice at 16,May,19 20:11 other posts of 2nice 
I’d like to be in “charge” of that.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:30 other posts of JustWill 
Several of the Voices in my Head often mention that the Mr Yumm Voice is always waving his pecker at them. They aren't complaining about it. It's more like bragging.
My head is filled with a bunch of pervy dingus hounds.
By 2nice at 16,May,19 20:32 other posts of 2nice 
By bella! at 16,May,19 20:42 other posts of bella! 
Why you gotta be waving your pecker at JustWill, 2nice? You know he is in a committed relationship!
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:45 other posts of JustWill 
For the record: While Will's body is in a committed relationship, his BRAIN is free to do whatever (or whoever)it damn well pleases.
Let the pecker waving begin! Release the Dingus Hounds!!!
By bella! at 16,May,19 21:46 other posts of bella! 
Sincere question. What IF someone lusts for another person in their mind, but does not act upon that, do you feel it a form of cheating?
By JustWill at 16,May,19 21:50 other posts of JustWill 
Dammit, bella! Why you gotta go and make me all serious up in here?

(The answer to your question is NO. The cheating part is if you ACT on the stuff that goes on in your brain. Your brain does what it does. You have no control over what happens in your noggin.)
By #585719 at 16,May,19 22:01
I'm sorry Will, but, my brain is screaming. I got to comment. Bella, if you were right, we would all die of guilt. If I could I would copy and paste something but...

By 2nice at 16,May,19 21:11 other posts of 2nice 
You know I’ve got a crush.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 21:18 other posts of JustWill 
And, if my BRAIN had a mouth, it would definitely show your dingus how much it appreciates that!

By kebmo at 16,May,19 20:11 other posts of kebmo 
The hardest prison to escape from is your own mind.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:14 other posts of JustWill 
Sure, that's only what my mind WANTS me to think.
By kebmo at 16,May,19 20:18 other posts of kebmo 
I just made an important edit. Not person, prison.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:32 other posts of JustWill 
Why would I want to escape? It's so much fun in here!

By #489701 at 16,May,19 20:27
Sorry. Little doggie just passing through. I promise not to poop in your yard.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:32 other posts of JustWill 
I hope to hell not...somebody could step in that stuff and track it all over my brain.

By #551147 at 16,May,19 19:56
I'm certainly NOT posting here. My LOL about this thread... Is coming form the other room ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ Just an echo (((((
By JustWill at 16,May,19 20:01 other posts of JustWill 
It's good to see that SOMEONE here is able to follow a simple instruction...

By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:51 other posts of JustWill 
Dammit, Ian! Quit feeding chocolate pudding to the fucking monkey!

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