Isn't the saying; "So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it."?

Why would anyone smoke a hat?

Once again, the dementia patient who drives the SYD Crazy Wagon, changed the WHY for blacklisting me:

" I came to the site to have fun. These people i'm blocking cause me to be someone I'm not. This is the last thing I'll do involving them.#7"

Here's a couple of points about that remark:

1. I do not "cause" anyone to be anything. Your behavior is all on you. Unless you are little more than a mindless meat-puppet (the jury is still out on that), no one else "causes" you to post the crap you do or to act like a raving fuck-wit. You behave like a crazy person because you ARE a crazy person. End of story.

2. I call major bullshit on that "This is the last thing I'll do involving them" bit. You are going to copy and paste this comment elsewhere in the forum, and rant like a lunatic about it. You can't help yourself. Crazy is as crazy does, after all. Hell, the fact that you are reading this now proves that you are full of shit.

3. Ranking me at #7 is pretty rude. I guess I'll just have to try harder.

4. I am also pretty sure that you are going to delete and change your WHY now that I have pointed out how idiotic it is. You will then lie and claim that I made it all up. Lying is also something you do here quite often. For example, you lied about apologizing for calling my partner a ped0phile when you returned after Admin deleted your account.

Okay, Dude, we get it.
You believe yourself to be the greatest cocksucker in the world.
Congrats.
However, why do you have to keep posting those long, rambling, off-topic comments in every forum thread--regardless of whether or not they are relevant to the subject at hand--reminding us of your supposed skill at pecker gobbling?
Enough already.
Everything isn't about you.

Has anyone else noticed that around 90% of the "My First Gay Experience" stories posted here end with "but then he moved away and we never saw each other again"?

What is the deal with all of these nomadic cocksuckers?

Monkey blue raspberry dancing snowball under bus station clover.

Just needed to get that out of my system.

Carry on.

Fun Facts 2:
As I mentioned in the first Fun Facts segment-
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
A group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM.

Here are a few more--

A group of SQUIRRELS is called a SCURRY.
A group of BUZZARDS is called a WAKE.
A group of EAGLES is called a CONVOCATION.
A group of OWLS is called a PARLIAMENT.
A group of HYENAS is a CACKLE.
A group of WILLS is a SARCASM.

To Whom it May Concern:
Any Forum topics from member #89828 or #303133 are MINE. I posted them. I created them. I claim them.

Now it is KNOWN. (So fuck you,leo, you lack-witted, misogynistic, douche-nozzle.)

That is all.

Let me try to 'splain this one more time:

Using homosexual slurs, innuendos, and insinuations as a way to demean a guy's masculinity is, in all cases, homophobic. Such behavior starts from the premise that GAY = LESS THAN MASCULINE, and doing so makes you a homophobe. And an idiot.

The other day, I overheard one of my students saying to his friend:
"Go suck a big bag of dicks, Gabe."
I was stunned.
I had no idea you could get them by the bagful!

This just in: One of the brainiacs (of two) who has blacklisted me calls me an "INSIGHTER of most of the trouble on this site" in its "WHY?".
I would like to take this opportunity to thank that member for complimenting me on my keen understanding of the "troubles" here.
I am an INSIGHTFUL guy!

Our crows are back!
They were four weeks late this year, which had us concerned, but this morning we were greeted by their familiar and much anticipated cawing.
Their return put a nice jolt of joy into our day.

I realizes that this means absolutely nothing to the random reader, but, as this is My topic, I don't really give a dang.

Here's a question: If you have blacklisted a member, doesn't that imply that you have no interest in any kind of interaction with them?
If that is the case, why would you obsessively stalk them while signed-out, scan every one of their posts, and then copy and paste them (out of context) in other threads so that you can rant and rave like a crazy person?
What sane person does that?

Here's another question: What goes up a chimney down, but can't come down a chimney up?

If a tree falls in the forest, it isn't my fault. Honestly. I like trees.

Recently, several members here have accused me of thinking that I am better than everyone else. Though, in the case of most of those accusers there wasn’t really a lot of “thinking” involved, I apologize to the rest of you if I have made you feel that way. It was never my intention to do so.

While I must admit that I am better than a lot of people for any number of reasons (facts are facts, after all), there are some things that I am not so good at; some areas in which I am not better than everyone else. In an attempt to show that I am not an elitist snob, and as a way of allowing folks to get to know me on a more personal level, I humbly submit this brief list of things that other people are better at:

• I can not dance worth shit.
• All of the players in the NFL are much better at professional football than I can ever hope to be.
• 80% of Americans are better at mangling the English language than I am.
• Your Mom is waaaaay better at giving a crap what you think than I care to be.
• She also probably bakes a better cake than I can.
• Most people have an easier time tolerating idiot's than I do. They also seem to be better at not telling the idiots that they are, without doubt, idiots.
• If I want to make a joke, I actually have to think about what to say. Damn near everything that comes out of Kellyanne Conway’s mouth, on the other hand, is freaking hilarious. And, she does not appear to think at all. She is funnier than I am.
• All of the people in Japan speak Japanese 100% better than me.
• Sean Hannity does a much better job at willfully misrepresenting the truth (lying) and misleading a far too gullible public than I do. For that matter, so does everyone at Fox "News".
• Speaking of narcissistic liars who wear flame-retardant pants, I have never been as blissfully unaware of my own incompetence as is Donald Trump. He's a better ass-hat than I am.
• Hitler had a larger body count than I do. He hit six million plus. I am still at zero. I do not have the talent for it.
• I am near-sighted. Many people can see far-off things better.
• The Matrix is one of the most over-rated pieces of garbage to ever be filmed. This obviously has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but it can not be said often enough.
• The Christians are much better at passing judgment on others than am I. They have me beat in the delusional thinking department, too.
• I am not good at Yoga. I have never tried Yoga, but I know I would be horrible at it.
• Albert Einstein was a better genius than me. I suck at calculus.
• Over 50% of the world's population can menstruate better than I can. I can not do it at all. I blame genetics. Period.
• That same group of people can gestate a fetus a billion times more successfully than I.
• I could be better at making allowances for other people's stupidity. I choose not to. How else will they learn?
• I am not an accurate spitter, nor can I yodel. Rednecks do these things better.
• Most doctors are better able to diagnose illness than I can. I, however, charge much less.
• Many individuals are better at being a moron than I am.

And, there you have it...a list of things that others do better than me. As you can see, I clearly do not think that I am better than every one else. I am quite sure, though, that I might have left an item or two out. That is accidental, I promise. Nobody is perfect, after all.
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Damn, Will, that's a long ass post.
Well, fuck it! It's my damn topic. It says so way up there at the top. I can make these posts as long as I want them to be!
Good point. Forget I mentioned it.

Note to self: When putting on a pair of jeans fresh out of the dryer, give the zipper a moment or two to cool down if you are going commando. Ouch!

Don't ask a question and then get all bent out of shape and butt-hurt when people don't give you the answer you want.

Note to Self:
Copy and Paste random, out of context comments made by other members elsewhere in the forum, and then rant like a rabid, crazy person about it. That'll show 'em!

Addendum to Note to Self: Nah. That would make you look like a lunatic.

Addendum to the Addendum: I could really go for a peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich right now. Yum.

Meanwhile, over in the "NEW STUFF, OLD STUFF, ANY STUFF" thread, the Crone continues to drive the Crazy Wagon around in endless circles.

I believe in romance and true love with all of my soul.

That being said, sometimes I just wanna fuck like a couple of randy cavemen until we are both cum-drunk and saddle sore.

I don't often wear hats these days, and even if I did, I don't smoke.

Fun facts:
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
However, a group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM (which is just too fucking fey for my liking).

What is the "Stiffity Stuff" that you make reference to? This is a sex site, are you talking about penises?

I was going to call this topic "Just Stuff It!", but that felt a bit more cranky than it needed to be.

"Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright." ~ an Old Gypsy Woman (who probably has a name, but I just can't remember it right at the moment)

"I like bunnies!" ~ Me (because my brain is just that fuckin' random sometimes.)

It haunts my DREAMS:

Hahaha can I come here to talk to my self

The hardest prison to escape from is your own mind.

Sorry. Little doggie just passing through. I promise not to poop in your yard.

I'm certainly NOT posting here. My LOL about this thread... Is coming form the other room ➡️ ➡️ ➡️ Just an echo (((((

Dammit, Ian! Quit feeding chocolate pudding to the fucking monkey!