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Started by #9834 at 26,Aug,09 12:29
What's the weirdest thing you have done with your Sperm (Cum), whatever/ or where ever it was? When i was a kid i shot mine into a fireplace, as it burned it created a smell (sweet kind) in the room, had to rush to air out the room, for fear i'd be found out, I laugh about it now though, young minds do run wild.

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By Smoothmann at 30,Mar,19 16:29 other posts of Smoothmann 
I have shot my load into a bowl of cheerios and milk.It tasted fantastic!
By #582293 at 30,Mar,19 18:24

By #551082 at 03,Apr,18 09:41
At one of my old jobs there was a lady i didnt really like. I had keys to all the offices as i worked in maintenance. One day i jacked off & scooped my cum off my belly into an empty visine bottle and the next day while she was out of her office, i put it in her dr pepper on her desk. And then watched her drink it !!!

By #553685 at 02,Apr,18 11:34
ive jerked into a condom then ate it

By leopoldij at 22,Mar,18 14:03 other posts of leopoldij 
I've sold it on ebay.

By wycowboy at 22,Mar,18 01:46 other posts of wycowboy 
I used to work as security at a hotel. I left my cum all over that place. In vacant rooms, the pool, the hottub, sauna, hallways, shuttle van, waitresses, guests, everywhere I could think of.

By shackles at 22,Jul,16 12:41 other posts of shackles 
I recently lived out a fantasy. I used a custard filled donut as a J/O toy, added my cum to the filling and ate it all up.
By smcock at 23,Jul,16 00:14 other posts of smcock 
MMMMMMM that sounds delicious

By stroker11 at 21,Mar,18 05:41 other posts of stroker11 
Next time please take a vid, sounds absolutely delicious!

By funguy5555 at 09,Apr,15 18:18 other posts of funguy5555 
i have wanked into a condom and put it on a dildo.pretended to give the dildo a bj and used my teeth to make a hole in the condom and sucked out the i was giving someone a bj.
By nolongercurious at 17,Mar,18 07:41 other posts of nolongercurious 

By #551458 at 17,Mar,18 06:01
After each wank I use to collect it up and freeze it in the freezer. When I had lots frozen I defrosted it in the microwave and used it as lube.

By leopoldij at 14,Mar,18 14:28 other posts of leopoldij 
I sent it as a gift to a politician.

By uncut_indica at 07,Sep,09 23:56 other posts of uncut_indica 
its not really weird but I've been collecting mine for about a month now in a clean beer bottle. I'm filling it up pretty nice :). I'm surprised it doesn't stink, it actually has a caramel smell pretty sweet actually :) what should i do with it ? any ideas haha
By Blade at 20,Oct,14 22:57 other posts of Blade 
thats just gross dude. I'm open to 99% crazy shit, but I don't get that....
By horniperv at 12,Aug,15 14:09 other posts of horniperv 
By licksipsuckit at 12,Aug,15 21:27 other posts of licksipsuckit 
give it to your mother in law for xmas *lix*
By leopoldij at 14,Mar,18 14:07 other posts of leopoldij 
She might actually like it and demand to extract it herself. ..

By Kwilla at 14,Mar,18 11:09 other posts of Kwilla 
I use to jerk off into a plastic container every day I didnít see my gal freeze it add some more then Re-freeze it until I had a fair amount. I would bring it to her and she would add it to her hot cereal coffee even gulp it Dow straight (once it warmed up). She would lick it clean and ask for a refill. Kinkiest time is when I blew my load on her face as she drank my cum from the container down.

By stroker11 at 14,Mar,18 09:05 other posts of stroker11 
Always looks great when a large well stroked load is added to a fresh cup of coffee...slurp up with the first big sip...yum!

By #504674 at 22,Jul,16 13:04
used 4 vaping

By #496814 at 18,Jul,16 12:27
I have turned mine in a beautiful babygirl a couple of years ago.

By bungeman at 12,Aug,15 17:29 other posts of bungeman 
dont know wat i do with it but feels gud

By jocstfr at 12,Aug,15 09:54 other posts of jocstfr 
It's not really that weird but it was funny. My gf was giving me a hand job in her car and I shot a massive load all over her dashboard. Cum was literally dripping from the radio dials. As I was squirting she kept pointing my dick in a different direction where it would make less of a mess but it continued to spray all over. She then started screaming at me saying that if I had a foreskin it never would have happened as the foreskin would have caught most of the cum.

By SydP at 18,Feb,15 03:51 other posts of SydP 
Once I had this crazy idea and got a foot long Italian hoagie, just so I could fuck it. Felt good but cold at first, but then I thrust a bit too hard and split the bread wide open. Barely held it together until I came in it. Ate it afterwards, but I don't think it tasted any better.

Maybe I should try a Stromboli next time?
By licksipsuckit at 12,Aug,15 09:13 other posts of licksipsuckit 
how did the Stromboli turn out?? *lix*

By ChocolateDevine at 20,Dec,14 10:58 other posts of ChocolateDevine 
As a teenager, I would put two pillows together, slide my dick in between and go at it. I would just unload my cum on the pillows and leave it there. Man those pillows got crusty!
By Blade at 17,Feb,15 22:22 other posts of Blade 
Were they your pillows?
By ChocolateDevine at 18,Feb,15 13:18 other posts of ChocolateDevine 
Yes, they were mine. I would pull back the pillow cases, fuck the pillows, then replace the pillow cases.

By joesg at 16,Feb,15 14:23 other posts of joesg 
Came in a shot glass. Waited ten minutes then drank it. Don't know if it was yummy or not. Fell asleep

By #3601 at 10,Sep,09 16:54
Put the sperm in a bowl with cereal and milk, and i eated.
By #457775 at 29,Nov,14 00:21
I want to share it with you

By #456050 at 20,Oct,14 23:20
Haven't done it yet, but I've thought about getting one of those plastic molds you use to make popsicles' and pulling it out of the freezer each time i jerk off till i fill it up then maybe eat it after dinner for dessert one day
By #457775 at 29,Nov,14 00:20
I'd like to have that dessert with you

By Blade at 28,Nov,14 22:57 other posts of Blade 
I've literally left my cum in so many places, but the weirdest was all the cum I left at my friend's house. We were jerk off buds, and basically, when he wasn't around or wasn't looking, I'd shoot my cum all over the place. I'd shoot some place and when he looked at me, I'd pretend to cum into my tissue.

A couple times I shot my cum in front of him, but I'd clean it up if I got on anything he didn't want cum on. He was a slob, so that wasn't much.

He had me cum out the window after a while, and I laughed and played dumb, as his dad's car was under the window. I came all over his house when no one else was home.
By #457775 at 29,Nov,14 00:19

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