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Started by #474162 at 27,Dec,14 10:47
Here is a place to post that particular horrible song or lyric that is stuck in your head.

Let others share your misery.

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By Mazinga at 14,Jul,18 18:04 other posts of Mazinga 
Thirty Seconds To Mars "Dangerous Night"...

...not necessarily a lousy song. Just meh.

But I'm confused about this song:
Is it my ears? or does the vocal sound different
from the actual chorus lyrics?
(because of the effects used)

"It's a dangerous niiieeeeeeeght tooooooo
faaaaallll iiiiin loooo-0000-0000ve"

I sing along to that part with a "Duh" voice like
"It's a dangerus neeeeeet tewwwww fwawlllll
iiiin Wuuuu-uuuh-uuuuuhv" lmao...

Every time that song comes on the radio it makes me
wanna do a slow-motion Hawaiian Hula dance!

By Ravioli_Max at 04,Apr,18 15:45 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
Fuck You

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By Ramil1 at 04,Apr,18 15:52 other posts of Ramil1 
I d love to know how or where you first got subjected to that bs ?
By Ravioli_Max at 04,Apr,18 16:02 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
It all started with one of his other songs-The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up. Yes, I'm serious.

By Ravioli_Max at 04,Apr,18 16:06 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up. (Loud.)

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By Ramil1 at 04,Apr,18 16:17 other posts of Ramil1 
sorry, the first one - Fuck you was bad enough
By Ravioli_Max at 05,Apr,18 01:28 other posts of Ravioli_Max 

By Ramil1 at 04,Apr,18 15:50 other posts of Ramil1 
Slade, again. 'Slade- Here it is, Merry Christmas'? Im so glad we can get Christmas shopping done on the internet. So we dont have to listen to it while we walk around in shopping mals listening to 30 yo old Christmas songs....

By Ravioli_Max at 04,Apr,18 15:49 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
Cut the Mullet

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By Ravioli_Max at 03,Nov,17 12:22 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
Let Me Smell Your Dick

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By bella! at 03,Nov,17 14:01 other posts of bella! 
Nigga drop them boxers,
Lemme smell yo' dick.....

By Ravioli_Max at 10,Nov,17 14:03 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
How could anyone sing that with a straight face?
By bella! at 10,Nov,17 19:37 other posts of bella! 
Obviously, an angry woman would.

By licksipsuckit at 12,Nov,17 19:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lol, love it, in a bad way, makes you wonder why *lix*
By Ravioli_Max at 03,Apr,18 04:24 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
It's hilarious!

By leopoldij at 26,Feb,18 22:30 other posts of leopoldij 
Dancing queen by abbba

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I feel like vomiting when I listen to this musak.

By bella! at 27,Dec,14 14:44 other posts of bella! 
A seasonal favorite; Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
By Andthisisme at 22,Oct,17 07:24 other posts of Andthisisme 
Oh why did you have to mention that. I had never heard of it until today, but now.....
By bella! at 22,Oct,17 09:26 other posts of bella! 
Have you seen any video associated with it? I thought there was only animated versions but apparently, I'm wrong, AGAIN! Here's one that I just found, enjoy!

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By Andthisisme at 22,Oct,17 11:54 other posts of Andthisisme 
I have seen a number of versions on you tube. I was not sure which was the genuine original though. I just watched the video from your link. It did make me smile too. Thank you.
By jayman73 at 22,Oct,17 23:52 other posts of jayman73 
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When I spoke to Dr. Elmo Shropshire from Elmo and Patsy, who orginally recorded the song, he said it cost $30,000 to make on 35mm film and he payed for it himself, even before any copies of the song were sold. It eventually took off and would go on to beat Michael Jackson's Thriller. Dr. Elmo still performs to this day and is in his 80's. He loves the song and actually never gets tired on playing it. That song has made him millions of dollars over the years. In the video Dr. Elmo plays both Grandma and Grandpa.
By Andthisisme at 23,Oct,17 06:42 other posts of Andthisisme 
Thank you for the link to the original. I am afraid that it is now going to 'haunt' me this Christmas.

By Mazinga at 25,Feb,18 10:39 other posts of Mazinga 
I... D E S P I S E ... That... song!
It sounded so corny when it first came out,
and it sounds a lot less humorous today! lmao

Here's my parody of the chorus...

"Homie got his ass whopped by a reindeer,
he crossed my hood in downtown Rensselaer.
You can say dafuq you want about Santa,
but don't you dare talk shit about my deer!"

By #540224 at 30,Oct,17 14:01
Baby - Justin Bieber
By Ravioli_Max at 10,Nov,17 18:01 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
What about, "You're Havin' My Baby" by...I forgot who sang that one.
By Mazinga at 17,Feb,18 10:42 other posts of Mazinga 
that was Paul Anka.
By Ravioli_Max at 24,Feb,18 18:41 other posts of Ravioli_Max 

By Leilani at 12,Nov,17 15:50 other posts of Leilani 
I like this Justin Bieber song though---You Smile. He's really good at hitting the notes unless studio production gave him a wee bit of help electronically, don't know. Maybe it's all real, all him. If so, he CAN sing. I'd ask you to have a listen but you're gone.

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By Mazinga at 17,Feb,18 11:01 other posts of Mazinga 
Aaaaaah (le sigh)...
so many songs I'd like to throat-punch!

"Baby Give It Up" by K.C.
(formerly of KC & The Sunshine Band)

The first time I heard that song I was air-drumming to it;
and I really liked the groove and the guitar riffs.
But the music videos* for that song ruined it.
The "galactic" version music video for that song looked
so cheesy I almost smashed my TV.
And then the "dance studio" version music video was
obviously edited in loops, for budget reasons,
and the edits even matched his repetitive lyrics
in that song!
Look it up on Youtube, and you'll see! lol

Furthermore, that song was his desperate attempt
to make a comeback into the music industry.

I grew up in the '70s listening to his earlier stuff
when he was with the Sunshine Band, and I liked all
their disco-funk back then... the Horn section ROCKED!

Now that I look back though his past music career
and his discography I begin to realize why KC didn't
have any "staying power" in the music industry:
Besides his bout with **** addiction, I noticed a
pattern in his lyrics... they were repetitive
and very limited to their songs.

The lyrics in ALL of his songs were repetitive.
"Get Down Tonight"... "Boogie Man"...
"That's The Way I Like It"... "Please Don't Go"...
and the list goes on and on.

It seemed to me that either HE was a lousy lyricist,
or he had bad writers on his team.

The Boogie Man had only done so much it was very little.

By AussieMan187 at 12,Nov,17 06:40 other posts of AussieMan187 
Friday, by some schoolgirl chick. Terrible song. Also this one I heard by this Aussie chick ages ago, the s.ister of Kyle Sandilands. Aussies might know what I'm on about.

By Lunkerbass at 10,Nov,17 15:53 other posts of Lunkerbass 
"Short people got no reason to live". Randy Newman

By Ravioli_Max at 10,Nov,17 13:49 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
I can't understand the lyrics of this song but this whole video gets Honorable Mention.

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Same thing but with more content:

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By Ravioli_Max at 03,Nov,17 12:25 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
I Wanna Fuck You

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By bella! at 03,Nov,17 15:18 other posts of bella! 
The radio version was I Wanna Love You
By Ravioli_Max at 10,Nov,17 13:37 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
LOL Yes it was! :-)

By bella! at 01,Nov,17 08:48 other posts of bella! 
C'mon, who-dah thunk that there could be songs about dickhead(s)?

Here are 3 songs for your amusement.

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By #540224 at 23,Oct,17 09:02
La macarena

By #519361 at 22,Oct,17 12:38
Rebecca Black, Friday. I win.

By Dev01 at 22,Oct,17 02:02 other posts of Dev01 
Pokemon go song

Don't know which is more creepier the song or his br0ther playing guitar.

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By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,17 05:04 other posts of licksipsuckit 
any of the teletubbies stuff is pretty bad.. *lix*
By Dev01 at 22,Oct,17 05:45 other posts of Dev01 
Its actually a k1d from Russia called Misha. Couldn't really comment on the teletubbies

By Arexa at 22,Oct,17 06:24 other posts of Arexa 
That was absolutely horrible.
Not horrible enough to make me quit playing Pokemon Go, but damn.

By bella! at 22,Oct,17 07:39 other posts of bella! 
I listened and it really is an annoying little song. Strange thing is, this was not his only song, he has one for Christmas, FIFA, Haters, White Trash and I'm sure there are more but I got tired of listening. I did listen to something on YouTube that said he is highly recognizable (like Justin Beiber) in the Czech Republic. I must say, the boy does seem to have a unique appearance.

This is another YouTube video of Misha, check out his moves. His moves remind me of a Seinfeld episode where Elaine Benis dances. Here's both clips for comparison.

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By Arexa at 22,Oct,17 11:57 other posts of Arexa 
Dear Odin, why...
The Czech Republic must not know much about quality tunage. That was terrible.
And yeah... I see why one dance reminded you of the other.

By licksipsuckit at 10,May,15 11:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
smelly cat song sung by phoebe on friends *lix*
By #536760 at 21,Oct,17 20:16
I love that song.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,17 05:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
me too, cant it get it out of your head if you listen to it *lix*

By toondick at 22,Oct,17 01:08 other posts of toondick 
"Crazy for feeling" by Patsy Cline and all other renditions of this infernal song.

Don't get me wrong, on its own its a decent song. but this song tormented my chi.ldhood.

I was the type to always want a plan for the day, so whenever we would go somewhere, i would ask, "Where are we going?" And as an answer, my Mo.m would start singing the damn song. Just to piss me off.

The fact that there are so many versions of it, and even one by fucking Deadpool of Marvel comics, is proof that someone out there hates me.

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By boc at 27,Dec,14 18:52 other posts of boc 
But one night, at the

Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...

She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory

In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...



Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress,

is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth

as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make

an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings

to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago,

as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus,

hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on

the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.


Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these

Industrial towns

I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the local clowns

They never give you no respect

They never treat you nice

So perhaps you oughta try

A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT

Hey, you 'll love it


It's a way of life


See the world

Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus


Add water, makes its own sauce


So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite

The boys in the crew

Are fust waiting for you

You never get to move around

You never go nowhere

I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired

Of all the guys out there

You always wondered what it's like

To go from place to place

So, darlin', take a little ride

On the mixer's face


Just follow the magic footprints


Hey, you'll love it!


It's a way of life

I ain't gonna squash it

And you don't need to wash it!


Hey, I'll buy you a pizza


Of course I'll introduce you to Warren

The boys in the crew

Are only waiting for you

At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time,

borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam

session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with

a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously impressed

with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching

little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in

gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues to sing...


Well you been to Alabama, girl,

'N' Georgia too

'N' all the boys in thecrew

Is bein' good to you

I know yer sayin' to yourself

'This is the way to go

'Cause when you need a little extra

They will give you some mo'

'Cause you're the CREW SLUT


I'm into leather...


That s good! A lot of the boys in the crew

Love leather...


And rubber...


Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink- tubing

With a hair dryer...


Trade your spot on the bench

For a guy with a wrench


Ha ha ha...


You like that, huh?

I told you you'd love it...

It's a way of life!


The guys in the crew

Have got a present for you!


A present for me?

[LARRY:] We got a present for you!


Whaddya got?

Whaddya gonna give me?


It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47

You'll love it...

[MARY:] With leather?


Eherrr, eh eh...This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...

And so MARY was enticed away from Joe

By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket

Lured into a life of SLEAZERY

With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't know whether it

was Toad-O... I don't know... I'll check it out)

Again we see MUSIC


- Frank Zappa

(It's horrible but I kind of like it)
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By #479817 at 02,Jan,15 13:19
Anything by the Police!!! Stings voice can peel paint...
By bella! at 02,Jan,15 17:22 other posts of bella! 
No way!

By 0-00 at 02,Jan,15 23:58 other posts of 0-00 
Got to agree with bella!

By Odin_york_pa at 29,Dec,14 10:15 other posts of Odin_york_pa 
anything Justin Bieber

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