Started by mr_blue at 11,Aug,15 07:11 other posts of mr_blue
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Pull the udder one
I had a 100 Watt smile on my face. She was a sweetie.
Just before a guy thinks he's gonna erupt he thinks of either Trump/Clinton(depending on your politics)
And that's Hillary not Bill just in case you were wondering
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What I thought was precious was when the little guy was on his way out of the stall, he was asked to close the door behind him. The little guy responded that he (Andrew) needed to lock the door. It's funny because the locked door was not a deterrent in the first place!
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I am not sure why my previous comment is here. clearly I replied to the wrong thread.
Now they tell them: "Don't buy the whole damn pig just to get one little sausage."
Try that one...If that doesn't work 'you tube' ibex goats in Italy...
They are mighty adorable though
Horseshit UK reporting on the USA....
A football(not grid iron) team called Barcelona..And the reactions of the presenters and pundits..
My cat staring at it's reflection in water...
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Samuel L Jackson's Twitter response to Ben Carson
How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan..
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(To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)
On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
this bloke makes me smile, make me laugh, and has been the best thing that has happened to me for a long while...*Lix*
She says, "No, why?"
He asks her "have you had a parrot on your left shoulder?"
She says "No, what are you getting at here?"
He says to her looking her in the eyes with a smile on his face, "Arh but I bet you have had a Cock-Or-Two in your mouth before."
Lmao @ people who like to lick foreskin but don't like uncut cock !!!!!
Question...who the fuck can run five miles in 30 seconds ?..
Does your ding-a-ling do a sing-a-ling thing?
Who's been eating tourists?
It felt warm and wet
"I'm gonna need more than that" she says,taking in a deep breath...
I put in three fingers
"Go on,get your whole hand in" she demanded...
I was really sweating now..
"It's no good,you'll have to put both hands in"
I closed my eyes and put both hands in..
"There you go,not so hard doing the washing up is it ?"
Paralympics in Rio...
Just an fyi,curiosity is what I call my schlong...
-Anon...
you cant put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase *lix*
the horny zodiac *lix*
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He was hiding in a where's wally/waldo book...
This question is for all the SYD members, did anyone receive a marriage proposal today?
for JW..
It's funny...because it's TRUE.
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From Jim Jefferies 'Bare' it's on netflix...
next time you see bird poop on someone's shoulder...check to see that it is...
Top Gear is never gonna be like this again...
Mind your business ,you nosey bitch...
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame....
It's not whether you win or lose,but if people will remember your name...
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Pirate hookers, stripper factory, spaghetti. I'm going to open up a church.
Statement?
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Until they realised 'iTouch k!ds' sounds perverted...
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Now his house looks really stupid....
[The Italian city is really Napoli, so NOT the same thing.]
Is that irony or sarcasm ??????or hypocrisy even.....
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
But my glans is always smiling!
The other head is always smiling since I have a girlfriend.
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It's so fucking intents !!!
I can't believe that those 2 fellas were paired together because there was such disparity between the two in size, both height and weight. The little guy in the blue shorts was quite scrappy, did you notice how he rocked forward on his toes to be able to deliver his punches to the face of his opponent, the fighter in red?
Her cunt smells so bad,she got her belly button pierced,just so she would have somewhere to hang the air fresheners....
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