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Started by alexblue at 11,Aug,15 07:11  other posts of alexblue
What made you smile or laugh today ??



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By alexblue at 17,Sep,17 13:07 other posts of alexblue 
Being popular on the internet is like being rich in monopoly!!!!
By Icudoiwill2 at 18,Sep,17 04:27 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Go to jail. Go directory to jail. Do not collect $200 dollers.



By alexblue at 09,Sep,17 11:32 other posts of alexblue 
Scunter don't ya love your relations when they bring out a slang word that makes you spray the drink out your nose....


By alexblue at 18,May,17 11:59 other posts of alexblue 


By Arexa at 18,May,17 12:38 other posts of Arexa 

By Andthisisme at 14,Jun,17 11:54 other posts of Andthisisme 
So true...alas
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I am not sure why my previous comment is here. clearly I replied to the wrong thread.



By alexblue at 14,Jun,17 08:50 other posts of alexblue 
Know yourself,know your enemy,but the enemy is within


By alexblue at 08,Jun,17 11:30 other posts of alexblue 
Reality Winner


By JustWill at 24,May,17 15:03 other posts of JustWill 
Mothers used to tell their daughters: "A man won't buy the cow if he can get the milk for free."

Now they tell them: "Don't buy the whole damn pig just to get one little sausage."


By Arexa at 19,May,17 08:29 other posts of Arexa 
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By alexblue at 14,May,17 09:22 other posts of alexblue 
I am Groot
By JustWill at 18,May,17 14:16 other posts of JustWill 
I am Groot!



By alexblue at 14,May,17 12:29 other posts of alexblue 
Cockwomble
By Arexa at 14,May,17 13:44 other posts of Arexa 
By alexblue at 14,May,17 13:47 other posts of alexblue 




By alexblue at 04,May,17 08:41 other posts of alexblue 
Stephen Colbert calling trump a cocksucker then the reaction of conservatives to his comment....calling for a boycott of CBS....


By licksipsuckit at 26,Apr,17 20:52 other posts of licksipsuckit 
this site... *Lix*


By alexblue at 20,Apr,17 18:05 other posts of alexblue 
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By kebmo at 28,Mar,17 00:41 other posts of kebmo 
Lunch with my two nieces and their four klds.


By Gntlmn at 27,Mar,17 23:29 other posts of Gntlmn 
A picture of jeff sessions


By alexblue at 27,Mar,17 17:57 other posts of alexblue 
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By Arexa at 27,Mar,17 20:22 other posts of Arexa 
It's not available in my country. Pfft.
By bella! at 27,Mar,17 20:24 other posts of bella! 
@ Arexa, I frequently get that message, as well.

By alexblue at 27,Mar,17 21:19 other posts of alexblue 
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Try that one...If that doesn't work 'you tube' ibex goats in Italy...
By Arexa at 27,Mar,17 23:23 other posts of Arexa 
Crazy fuckin goats! I damn near shit myself watching those little buggers. What if one falls?
They are mighty adorable though





By alexblue at 09,Mar,17 17:09 other posts of alexblue 
Trumpcare Ben Carson calling slaves immigrants...Sean Spicer....Lead bullets.... Bannon, if trump was black ?....Wtf happened to balanced reporting?...A lot made me smile today...
Horseshit UK reporting on the USA....

A football(not grid iron) team called Barcelona..And the reactions of the presenters and pundits..

My cat staring at it's reflection in water...
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Samuel L Jackson's Twitter response to Ben Carson


By alexblue at 05,Mar,17 06:24 other posts of alexblue 
Trump accusing Obama of tapping his communications... ...


By alexblue at 09,Feb,17 03:33 other posts of alexblue 
"alternative facts"... good to see the same old shit still going on here....For the record and for what it's worth,I like America, I'm just having trouble trying to get people to debate rather than just be patriots...Everyone wants what is best for themselves and their country,and the Americans here probably don't like what I say about their country,well if you don't like what I say,for starters,tough shit,secondly now you see how it feels when you get people questioning every little thing your country does and how annoyed you become...Now you are understanding how some of these countries might feel....
By leopoldij at 09,Feb,17 17:00 other posts of leopoldij 
No they don't.



By alexblue at 01,Jan,17 14:36 other posts of alexblue 
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By alexblue at 18,Dec,16 18:20 other posts of alexblue 
Why does Trump take xanax ?To help with Hispanics attacks!!!
How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan..


By Arexa at 04,Nov,15 15:01 other posts of Arexa 
This shit right here...
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By alexblue at 21,Dec,15 10:55 other posts of alexblue 
Twelve Days Of Fast Food

(To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
By jayman73 at 21,Dec,15 21:57 other posts of jayman73 
I'll take some of all of that, except the blubber. Is that a UK thing? In the United Kingdom can you get blubber at a fast food restaurant through the drive thru. Here in America I've never heard of blubber in that sense. Is that whale blubber, lol?
By alexblue at 24,Dec,15 11:08 other posts of alexblue 
Just saw it while I was googling... so I haven't a clue what blubber would mean...
By jayman73 at 24,Dec,15 11:45 other posts of jayman73 
No problem. I just was wondering what blubber meant in that sense. Whatever it may be I have a feeling I wouldn't like it. But please have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from me.
By licksipsuckit at 18,Dec,16 00:04 other posts of licksipsuckit 
tis the season to be jolly *lix*






By licksipsuckit at 16,Dec,16 18:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 

this bloke makes me smile, make me laugh, and has been the best thing that has happened to me for a long while...*Lix*


By alexblue at 13,Dec,16 20:28 other posts of alexblue 
You're so inbred,you might as well be a sandwich...
By leopoldij at 14,Dec,16 01:25 other posts of leopoldij 



By alexblue at 05,Dec,16 22:34 other posts of alexblue 
A guy is in a bar, a blonde walks up to him and asks him to buy her a drink, he asked, "Have you ever had a budgie on your right shoulder?"
She says, "No, why?"
He asks her "have you had a parrot on your left shoulder?"
She says "No, what are you getting at here?"
He says to her looking her in the eyes with a smile on his face, "Arh but I bet you have had a Cock-Or-Two in your mouth before."


By alexblue at 29,Nov,16 08:46 other posts of alexblue 
Being blacklisted by people you have never spoken to...
Lmao @ people who like to lick foreskin but don't like uncut cock !!!!!


By alexblue at 28,Nov,16 08:34 other posts of alexblue 
Munter...


By alexblue at 17,Sep,16 22:52 other posts of alexblue 
Apparently,during sex,you burn as many calories as running five miles....

Question...who the fuck can run five miles in 30 seconds ?..
By HunterAce at 18,Sep,16 04:49 other posts of HunterAce 
Haha that did make me smile

By hardonow at 21,Nov,16 11:06 other posts of hardonow 
I wondered how I kept myself slim.



By alexblue at 18,Nov,16 14:51 other posts of alexblue 
Can your poon play a tune ?...does your ding a ling sing ?
By #494679 at 18,Nov,16 17:47
I've been playing with my ding-a-ling, but it still don't sing.
Does your ding-a-ling do a sing-a-ling thing?
By milesbferry at 18,Nov,16 17:56 other posts of milesbferry 
I was there! Coventry Locarno, Chuck Berry.( Lep Zep too, that year)
By #494679 at 18,Nov,16 18:00
Yeah? So that must have been 1971 or 72?





By alexblue at 17,Sep,16 22:35 other posts of alexblue 


Who's been eating tourists?


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By licksipsuckit at 13,Sep,16 09:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Great smile *lix*



By alexblue at 07,Sep,16 18:26 other posts of alexblue 
I nervously inserted a finger....
It felt warm and wet
"I'm gonna need more than that" she says,taking in a deep breath...
I put in three fingers
"Go on,get your whole hand in" she demanded...
I was really sweating now..
"It's no good,you'll have to put both hands in"
I closed my eyes and put both hands in..
"There you go,not so hard doing the washing up is it ?"


By alexblue at 07,Sep,16 17:57 other posts of alexblue 
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Paralympics in Rio... watch some real heroes....


By alexblue at 05,Sep,16 10:49 other posts of alexblue 
“I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” - Nick Helm


By alexblue at 28,Aug,16 13:17 other posts of alexblue 
Curiosity killed the pussy last night.....

Just an fyi,curiosity is what I call my schlong...

-Anon...


By licksipsuckit at 27,Aug,16 02:49 other posts of licksipsuckit 
The first step to happiness is deciding what you want, the second step is doing whatever it takes to get it and the last step is enjoying every minute of it *lix*


By licksipsuckit at 27,Aug,16 02:42 other posts of licksipsuckit 
don't make excuses for nasty people!!!
you cant put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase *lix*


By licksipsuckit at 21,May,16 18:01 other posts of licksipsuckit 

the horny zodiac *lix*
By HellRaiser13 at 25,May,16 00:41 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Hey I'm sex goddess. lmao Awesomeness

By Zodiac at 26,Aug,16 18:09 other posts of Zodiac 
By licksipsuckit at 27,Aug,16 02:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
did you delete your shot?? *lix*




By alexblue at 26,Aug,16 16:43 other posts of alexblue 
I found Jesus today...
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He was hiding in a where's wally/waldo book...
By #494679 at 26,Aug,16 18:07
Welease Wally! (Life Of Brian?)



By alexblue at 11,Jun,16 09:39 other posts of alexblue 
I see you b@by,shaking that ass,shaking that ass....


By alexblue at 24,May,16 13:46 other posts of alexblue 
You only sing when you're winning !!!!!
By licksipsuckit at 24,May,16 17:23 other posts of licksipsuckit 
let me find the lyrics to 'Ring My Bell' l love that song *lix*



By alexblue at 07,May,16 17:24 other posts of alexblue 
The sooner you admit it's menopause,the sooner we can chalk up your bitchiness,to "the change"....
By licksipsuckit at 20,May,16 01:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
they should bring on the meter game for menopause, its changed some ones attitude ten fold...makes them very nice and thankful all of a sudden *lix*



By licksipsuckit at 07,May,16 20:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
got asked to give a chick some points this morning because she had none...like l look like the point charity and hand outs for the needy manager *lix*


By alexblue at 30,Apr,16 11:34 other posts of alexblue 
Bill Burr..


By alexblue at 29,Feb,16 06:37 other posts of alexblue 
Every 29 February, according to tradition, women ask men to marry them.
By bella! at 29,Feb,16 08:25 other posts of bella! 
The day is not over but I'm interested in knowing, how many marriage proposals have you had today?
By alexblue at 29,Feb,16 16:52 other posts of alexblue 
That would be zero....
By bella! at 29,Feb,16 23:51 other posts of bella! 
Thanks!

This question is for all the SYD members, did anyone receive a marriage proposal today?
By houghton at 30,Apr,16 06:18 other posts of houghton 
I didn't and just depends who of






By alexblue at 26,Apr,16 14:40 other posts of alexblue 
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for JW..
By JustWill at 26,Apr,16 15:40 other posts of JustWill 
Thanks!
It's funny...because it's TRUE.
By alexblue at 29,Apr,16 20:13 other posts of alexblue 
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From Jim Jefferies 'Bare' it's on netflix...




By alexblue at 29,Apr,16 19:06 other posts of alexblue 
Sharp as a tack,blunt as a spoon....
By milesbferry at 29,Apr,16 19:25 other posts of milesbferry 
Thick as a plank



By alexblue at 28,Apr,16 19:56 other posts of alexblue 
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next time you see bird poop on someone's shoulder...check to see that it is...


By #472386 at 24,Apr,16 18:53
Mjb and her lovely nipples made me smile and cum this morning!
By alexblue at 26,Apr,16 11:10 other posts of alexblue 



By alexblue at 24,Apr,16 18:23 other posts of alexblue 
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Top Gear is never gonna be like this again...


By alexblue at 11,Apr,16 14:03 other posts of alexblue 
Ghetto wash...
By Arexa at 19,Apr,16 19:58 other posts of Arexa 
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By alexblue at 30,Dec,15 02:25 other posts of alexblue 
Twinkle, twinkle tiny witch...
Mind your business ,you nosey bitch...
By Ravioli_Max at 19,Apr,16 10:36 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
LOL



By alexblue at 19,Apr,16 09:26 other posts of alexblue 
I'm not calling you a slut! All I'm saying is,that if you went to a sperm bank,your spit would be accepted....


By licksipsuckit at 19,Apr,16 08:08 other posts of licksipsuckit 
what made me smile was picking up 40 milking points off your page alex...was a nice surprise *lix*


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By alexblue at 12,Apr,16 10:48 other posts of alexblue 
She's so hott,I'd let her fart in my mouth!!!
By licksipsuckit at 15,Apr,16 01:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
you must be a hungry bugger, but air biscuits aren't that filling *lix*



By alexblue at 14,Apr,16 10:21 other posts of alexblue 
The amount of dicks on the syc main pages...


By alexblue at 10,Apr,16 03:56 other posts of alexblue 
David Cameron trying to gt his way out of all the shit he's in.... Fucking toff is a corporate stooge....


By alexblue at 29,Mar,16 15:12 other posts of alexblue 
Drop the de@d donkey...


By alexblue at 27,Mar,16 15:37 other posts of alexblue 
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you play the game....
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame....
It's not whether you win or lose,but if people will remember your name...



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By alexblue at 20,Mar,16 20:58 other posts of alexblue 
Rabbit in the woods...


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By #480735 at 21,Nov,15 08:00
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Pirate hookers, stripper factory, spaghetti. I'm going to open up a church.
By alexblue at 21,Nov,15 09:15 other posts of alexblue 
Brilliant...
By licksipsuckit at 21,Nov,15 17:29 other posts of licksipsuckit 
I Ioved the sightings pictures, l love that they stake out that horrible westborough church mob. Revealing religion for what it really is, a whole lot of nonsense *lix *
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By leopoldij at 21,Nov,15 18:14 other posts of leopoldij 
All I can say is that you're all infidels. You'll burn in hell and without any virgins. Repent and pray as long as there's still time. Don't become victims of the satanic paganistic pseudo-religions. Stay faithful, abstain from sex, denounce your possessions, love your bro.thers and your ****.ters and repent!
By Yoopers at 22,Nov,15 05:43 other posts of Yoopers 
Bahahaha Leo lolFor the rest of you that don't get it? That was sarcasm!lol But a very factual


Statement?
By alexblue at 22,Nov,15 05:51 other posts of alexblue 
No way,..... factual sarcasm,who'd have thought it ?...

By leopoldij at 22,Nov,15 12:43 other posts of leopoldij 
Sarcasm? What sarcasm? I'm serious, repent too! Infidel! The laird will you.
By licksipsuckit at 23,Nov,15 03:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Im an infidelity freak and a vestal virgin *lix*
By alexblue at 07,Mar,16 13:48 other posts of alexblue 
By licksipsuckit at 08,Mar,16 00:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l need the devil fucked out of me..*lix*
By alexblue at 14,Mar,16 08:51 other posts of alexblue 
That Aussie bloke seems to be helping you do that lix
By licksipsuckit at 15,Mar,16 05:07 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yes, he's doing a fine job indeed, he was a very lucky find *lix*











By alexblue at 14,Mar,16 08:47 other posts of alexblue 
"IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOMEBODY TO LET ME WATCH THEM BUST A REALLLLYYY BIG LOAD!?? COUPLES ILL PAY VIA PAYPAL!!"

By *kmadeau* at 14,Mar,16 10:06 other posts of *kmadeau* 
how much you will?



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By alexblue at 07,Mar,16 13:41 other posts of alexblue 
apple were going to make a version of the iPod touch,for chil.dren.....

Until they realised 'iTouch k!ds' sounds perverted...


By alexblue at 05,Mar,16 09:57 other posts of alexblue 
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary.However I looked it up on whiskypedia and learned if you drink too much of it,it's likely tequilya..
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By licksipsuckit at 01,Mar,16 00:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Makes me smile when the down voters are all over your page looking for bonus milking points. Makes me laugh when they pull out of a game when theyre losing. *lix*


By cumdump at 18,Feb,16 21:50 other posts of cumdump 
The online commercials for poopourri had me laughing hard enough to tinkle.
By alexblue at 18,Feb,16 22:07 other posts of alexblue 
got a link ?
By cumdump at 18,Feb,16 22:14 other posts of cumdump 
There are too many to post as they have many. Go to you tube and search poopourri and click away...be advised, do have an empty bladder while watching.
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By cumdump at 18,Feb,16 22:29 other posts of cumdump 
Even santa...is the best one!
By alexblue at 18,Feb,16 22:38 other posts of alexblue 
That's some funny shit.....



By bella! at 29,Feb,16 08:32 other posts of bella! 
If anyone is interested in the product, it's sold on QVC. I know this because my s.ister and gal pal have purchased this.





By alexblue at 11,Feb,16 11:57 other posts of alexblue 
"Dont worry about the idiots who may have banned you, they have the problem, NOT you."
By licksipsuckit at 11,Feb,16 16:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Its the idiots that wont ban me l find more disturbed. The ones that dont like you but cant stay off your page and study you so well they can tell who you are from the back of your head at a hundred paces. *lix *
By alexblue at 15,Feb,16 12:45 other posts of alexblue 
When it's someone you like,you have an admirer,when it's someone you dislike they are a stalker...
By licksipsuckit at 18,Feb,16 04:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Its definately the stalker variety, and it needs to get a life *lix *





By alexblue at 08,Jan,16 17:11 other posts of alexblue 
Henry Rollins.


By alexblue at 30,Dec,15 02:37 other posts of alexblue 
Can you measure the size of a pussy ?
By licksipsuckit at 03,Jan,16 07:41 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yes with a meat stick, find a big one, mark it with a ruler and stick it in, count the marks and calculate in inches or centimetres who deep...and if you find a meat stick that's a foot long, give me his number, l need to be measured and remeasured just to make sure *lix*
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By Ramil1 at 16,Dec,15 19:32 other posts of Ramil1 
somebody saying he d like to ass fuck but dont want to suck my cock


By ghostfuck at 16,Dec,15 19:22 other posts of ghostfuck 
Some of the things my grandkids did and said today. Also, Looking at pictures of cocks, always makes me smile.


By alexblue at 16,Dec,15 18:02 other posts of alexblue 
My buddy has got a penis extension.....

Now his house looks really stupid....


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By JeffinKS at 09,Nov,15 09:46 other posts of JeffinKS 
"nipples"... yes the word nipples.. has always made me laugh and giggle.... don't know why
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By sinanff47 at 24,Nov,15 01:40 other posts of sinanff47 
For me, the City of Naples in Florida makes me laugh--'naples' are those red pimples you get on the sides of your belly.
[The Italian city is really Napoli, so NOT the same thing.]



By alexblue at 22,Nov,15 02:30 other posts of alexblue 
The idiot who voted against my latest three images needs to post some proper images plus stop being so silly.


Is that irony or sarcasm ??????or hypocrisy even.....


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By alexblue at 09,Nov,15 09:42 other posts of alexblue 
This is a story about four people named :
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.



By alexblue at 06,Nov,15 18:56 other posts of alexblue 
The word "merkin" ....
By Yoopers at 06,Nov,15 20:08 other posts of Yoopers 
A toupee for the pubic area/ genitals
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By alexblue at 25,Oct,15 07:42 other posts of alexblue 
Also be aware that this is a SPAMMER whom we have seen before. It will send spams soliciting for sex.




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By Filly at 20,Oct,15 15:52 other posts of Filly 
The last customer I had at work today.

But my glans is always smiling!
By bella! at 20,Oct,15 16:46 other posts of bella! 
What was it about that last customer that made your big head SMILE?
By Filly at 20,Oct,15 17:52 other posts of Filly 
His cynical humourous remarks at the end of a tiresome day at work. It helped to look past the regular routine of my job.

The other head is always smiling since I have a girlfriend.




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I lost it on the old lady

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By leopoldij at 17,Oct,15 19:56 other posts of leopoldij 
Excellent. I'm gonna have to repay this.



By alexblue at 16,Oct,15 17:40 other posts of alexblue 
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By alexblue at 11,Oct,15 16:05 other posts of alexblue 
Ever have sex while camping ?

It's so fucking intents !!!


By alexblue at 11,Aug,15 07:16 other posts of alexblue 
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By leopoldij at 06,Oct,15 03:11 other posts of leopoldij 
That was so fanny!
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By alexblue at 04,Oct,15 12:41 other posts of alexblue 
JohnS and his humour...such a comedian..he should do stand up ...


By robert63 at 11,Aug,15 13:14 other posts of robert63 
The repuglican front runner-Donald Trump
By leopoldij at 06,Sep,15 10:02 other posts of leopoldij 
Yes, he's an idiot, isn't he? He also looks so ugly... I want to puke every time I see his face and that wig on his head.



By alexblue at 30,Aug,15 16:31 other posts of alexblue 
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By bella! at 30,Aug,15 20:02 other posts of bella! 
That was CRAZY! TheUnicorn just mentioned something about midgets the other day ago, deja vu!

I can't believe that those 2 fellas were paired together because there was such disparity between the two in size, both height and weight. The little guy in the blue shorts was quite scrappy, did you notice how he rocked forward on his toes to be able to deliver his punches to the face of his opponent, the fighter in red?

By JustWill at 30,Aug,15 23:28 other posts of JustWill 
I will have nightmares for weeks now! Thanks...
By bella! at 30,Aug,15 23:36 other posts of bella! 
Heck, there was a spoiler alert!
By JustWill at 30,Aug,15 23:40 other posts of JustWill 
I just didn't think it would be THAT midgety...
By bella! at 31,Aug,15 00:00 other posts of bella! 
Well, how migety are you able to go?

By bella! at 31,Aug,15 23:34 other posts of bella! 
Did you sl33p well?






By Mrfrisky at 30,Aug,15 22:09 other posts of Mrfrisky 
Got a new kitchen sink installed with a nice snaking faucet head that really reaches all corners. If you are going to do the upper part of the sink nearest you don't accidentally hit the big spray button. Two things will happen you'll get soaked and the smiles and laughter of your guests if harnessed could power a small city.


By alexblue at 19,Aug,15 12:51 other posts of alexblue 
Broken pencils are pointless.........

Her cunt smells so bad,she got her belly button pierced,just so she would have somewhere to hang the air fresheners....


By alexblue at 16,Aug,15 09:19 other posts of alexblue 
Mr Unicorn.......
By JustWill at 16,Aug,15 09:49 other posts of JustWill 
Jeepers, my friend. You make me blush!



By Ravioli_Max at 11,Aug,15 11:58 other posts of Ravioli_Max 
Freddy Freaker did.

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By licksipsuckit at 11,Aug,15 07:13 other posts of licksipsuckit 
waking up makes me smile. lve made it through another night and boogie man didn't get me in my sl33p *lix*





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