The only bullshit here is what you say, as usual.
I can't leave 500+ groups unattended, someone should supervise them and I can't monitor them myself. Would you prefer that instead of appointing a new moderator automatically I just delete the group ignored by it's current moderator completely? I can do this right away, but since lix watchers hers you will not get any satisfaction, instead a lot of groups of other members will vanish, so the only groups left will be the ones of lix and you will be even more butthurt. Which will be fun indeed but I can't throw other members under this bus just to have some fun on your account.
I have added this page though, but I'm quite sure it will not change anything. /group_reclaim.php