When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.
i.e. urban dictionary.
By #180430 at 09,Feb,13 05:50
where is webster?
By #274357 at 10,Feb,13 21:35
I am thinking YOU should find a copy.
Perhaps you could expand your vocabulary over 200 words.
By #117023 at 11,Feb,13 00:04
I realy wonder who the fucktard is? don't think so much A fucktard is a special variety of re__ard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind. Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it actually occurs. Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly, they fail mirrors.
By #229050 at 23,Feb,13 11:15
i`m impressed! You do have a way words --------------------------------------- added after 25 seconds
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By #303133 at 23,Feb,13 15:48
Don't be too impressed. Actually, it is a way with the words of Encyclopedia Dramatica. (Which dreamer already quoted in this very same thread way back on Jan. 24!)
We can stop wondering who the fucktard is, I guess...
By #201583 at 23,Feb,13 18:44
In the military we used ID 10 Tango. (I-D_ I-O_T)
By #274357 at 26,Jan,13 00:26
I must proclaim we have braved an outstanding 24 hours without any confirmed display of Fucktardation.
I embrace a new found hope.
Tomorrow, in celebration...I do pledge not to kick my neighbor's nomadic felines off my sidewalk where they fancy a toilet.
How do u use that in a sentence? Would that b like: "sure wish she would use my face as an asshat"? I like it either way!
By #341776 at 23,Jan,13 23:10
Definition of Ass-hat- Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
This ass-hat is such a total fucktard, that his lame attempts at seduction of the lovely Mrs. Peach have left us all in stitches. Man what a tool this guy is!
Thank you for the very intelligent well versed definition....u must be very very smart as well...i now understand the hence said word and attribute my further knowledge and understanding in full reguard to miss "fairydust2" although i sense she may no reciprocate........ still like the word ass hat tho!
By #341776 at 24,Jan,13 01:27
You are welcome, and anytime. BTW I wasn't trying to be mean with the definition or use of the word in a sentence. This was just me being me. I'm just so full of awesome sauce like that.
So the tool comment was meant with the utmost love and respect right? --------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
Fairydust y no pics thats cheating!
By #341776 at 24,Jan,13 03:06
See the comment on my page about my squish mitten being on display. If one truly desires wants to see my goodies, they can always play a simple game of scavenger hunt. The clues are in my user name... Ahem... IE V2= Version 2.0 .
No peach swear do god i am such a dunbass plying scavenger hunt with the clues she gave sounds like to much wrk to look a a pussy i know nothing about....but please enlighten me with your wisdom...u can show everyone how stupid i am
By #229050 at 24,Jan,13 18:05
squish mitten?... haven`t heard this expression before...
Please do not try to use 'big' words in a sentence ever again.
My head hurts now...
Dammit! --------------------------------------- added after 12 hours
That post was not meant for you Fairy, I replied in the wrong location.
Sorry beautiful, much respect to you always.
By #341776 at 24,Jan,13 03:01
Well excuse me! I didn't know that the sites very own grammar safety officer was on patrol. Maybe you should take your own advice and not be a fucktard. Since my attempt at at using "big" words bothers you so damn much let me try this in a way i'm sure even The Encino man will understand.
Ahem...
See my pinky, see my thumb. See the peace sign minus one.
I love you 2nice but seriously, just because I may not be as well spoken as you doesn't give you the right to put me down like that; especially since you're supposed to be one of my best friend's here.
Wait there she is! How stupid am i peach?? So stupid i cant put together A comprehensible (thank god for spell chk) sentence? I should have my wife edit my paper b4 i put it on this dick site so i dont make such a fool of myself!
They should have a page on this site for demented name calling people. All the trash in peoples minds and wasted energy, Maybe they could use that energy to create world peace? Don't you think? Every site has people that need to vent negative feelings and have a need to lash out at people and the world.
By #274357 at 24,Jan,13 23:51
I completely agree.
That way you can take all of your multiple personalities there and have a conversation with yourself.
What do u mean 2nice? --------------------------------------- added after 3 hours
So y r u guy pickin on this guy i dont get it?
By #196416 at 25,Jan,13 03:45
2nice, it appears that he is already having a conversation with himself, if it wasn't for his multiple personalities he wouldn't have any friends and no one to talk to...
Daffu would u mind explaining the multiple personalities joke please....
By #303133 at 25,Jan,13 03:38
Just wanting to point out that 2nice didn't call anyone a fucktard. He politely requested that people not BE fucktards. If you feel that the title was directed at you, it might be that you have specific personal issues. In a way, his request IS a step toward creating world peace. A strict "NO FUCKTARDS" policy would make this little corner of the world a lot more peaceful...
(BTW: Saying that people are demented is kind of "name calling", isn't it? Were you just being a hypocrite by accident, or do you lack any self-awareness?)
By #218130 at 25,Jan,13 04:01
By #218130 at 25,Jan,13 05:14
I noticed that some may be having a bad case of "Optical Rectumitis" as well. That is when the nerve of your ass gets tangled up with the nerve in your eye and you get a shitty outlook on life. That normally goes hand in hand with that very depressing " I smell Shit" expression on their faces. GEEZ, SMILE! Be HAPPY!
By #218130 at 24,Jan,13 06:34
A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind. If you wish for more information, please see this page. Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it actually occurs. Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly, they fail mirrors. ..... Fucktards exist in every aspect and class of society. From the upper upper class, to the middle class, all the way down to lower class and beyond, fucktards exist everywhere. There is no exception. They are among us at all levels of society. At work, in school, both in public and private sectors, governments, **** societies, and more. There is at least one amongst most groups. There is no filtering system to "weed out" fucktarded people. In fact, some even work together in packs within which all members are fucktards, even nationwide and global networks, to coordinate their efforts of sheer utter fucktardery, only to reveal themselves as one big collective fucktard whole once again. This according to "Encyclopedia DRAMATICA"
I came with a hard dick and the desire to look at cocks and pussies....i will leave with a first class education! U guys r awsome! .......at least ur funny dreamer
Who is? He is? Which fucktard r we talking about? Is he the **** of that one assclown??
By #303133 at 22,Jan,13 17:55
This is a noble sentiment, 2nice. Unfortunately, for many people it can not be avoided. Fucktardation is a genetic disorder...most prevalent in people who have ancestors from the ancient European region of Fucktardia...and the average fucktard doesn't really have a choice in the matter. Currently, there is no treatment for fucktardation. This is mainly because no scientist has been willing to spend any amount of time in a lab full of fucktards to study them. Perhaps we should start a telethon...
I had one of my forum topics deleted today.
It makes me sad
I just wanted people to stop throwing peanuts to Twinkle...
While, I did enjoy your posts, Will. It is only for the greater good as all poop piles were removed as well.
When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.
i.e. urban dictionary.
Perhaps you could expand your vocabulary over 200 words.
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(missing word)..with..
We can stop wondering who the fucktard is, I guess...
I embrace a new found hope.
Tomorrow, in celebration...I do pledge not to kick my neighbor's nomadic felines off my sidewalk where they fancy a toilet.
A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
This ass-hat is such a total fucktard, that his lame attempts at seduction of the lovely Mrs. Peach have left us all in stitches. Man what a tool this guy is!
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Fairydust y no pics thats cheating!
Please do not try to use 'big' words in a sentence ever again.
My head hurts now...
Dammit!
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That post was not meant for you Fairy, I replied in the wrong location.
Sorry beautiful, much respect to you always.
Ahem...
See my pinky, see my thumb. See the peace sign minus one.
I love you 2nice but seriously, just because I may not be as well spoken as you doesn't give you the right to put me down like that; especially since you're supposed to be one of my best friend's here.
Seriously?
That way you can take all of your multiple personalities there and have a conversation with yourself.
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So y r u guy pickin on this guy i dont get it?
(BTW: Saying that people are demented is kind of "name calling", isn't it? Were you just being a hypocrite by accident, or do you lack any self-awareness?)