Sayings...

By mr_blue at 06,Jul,17 23:17 other posts of mr_blue

Pull my finger

By #358797 at 07,Jul,17 00:03

Huhuh... No way man... Huhuh

By mr_blue at 07,Jul,17 13:43 other posts of mr_blue

Smell my finger

By #485312 at 26,Jul,17 05:29

By #181785 at 26,Jul,17 04:20

What ever blows your skirt up!

By #507249 at 26,Jul,17 01:59

"A good old boy can become an intellectuall but intellectual can not become a good old boy".

- James McMurtry during Max's Therom on the Live in Aught Three album

By #491031 at 25,Jul,17 21:15

Never trust a fart. Those bastards can turn shitty on you in a heartbeat.

By bella! at 25,Jul,17 21:09 other posts of bella!

"It is easier to build strong chЎldren than to repair broken men”

- Frederick Douglass, 1817-1895

By leopoldij at 04,Jul,17 12:12 other posts of leopoldij

You can appear to be sophisticated and create your own saying by, say, this method. Take two words. For example "fail" and "study". And do something like this:
If you fail to study then you study to fail.
It doesn't always work, of course, but it can give lots and lots of sayings that can appear to be profound.

By mr_blue at 08,Jul,17 14:54 other posts of mr_blue

It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits!!!

is that sophisticated enough ?...

By leopoldij at 08,Jul,17 15:03 other posts of leopoldij

Yes, indeed. Even Trump can appear sophisticated with this recipe.

By dgraff at 06,Jul,17 22:53 other posts of dgraff

Absofuckinlutely

a mountain man saying

By #358797 at 07,Jul,17 00:03

Can't forget bullfuckinshit

By dgraff at 07,Jul,17 08:39 other posts of dgraff

Hahaha good one

By #358797 at 27,Jun,17 13:15

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they're big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

By leopoldij at 27,Jun,17 18:05 other posts of leopoldij

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 22:23 other posts of RealTitsLover

Aww, Arexa, I didn't expect to find anything insightful here. I was actually expecting things more like...

"It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it."
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."
"It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."
"Even a small clown can work in the big top."

By #454258 at 06,Jul,17 05:01

not all of us think of sex and porn 24/7

By #358797 at 06,Jul,17 05:10

Hell, I've rarely give more than 13/5 to anything.

By #358797 at 06,Jul,17 05:12

Not one of those is relevant to my life though, so why bother with such things?
Every one of those refers to a dicklet in some sense, and I'm pretty sure it's well known itty-bitty peepees aren't my thing.

By RealTitsLover at 06,Jul,17 12:44 other posts of RealTitsLover

Gotcha. I didn't expect a post from you at all - to be clear. I would hope I have nothing to worry about as far as dicklets or itty-bitty peepees...

By #454258 at 06,Jul,17 05:08

"You don't have to run faster then the monster chasing you. You just have to run faster then everyone else."

By #454258 at 06,Jul,17 05:05

"He who asks a question is a fool for a moment. He who does not ask, is a fool for life."

By #507249 at 06,Jul,17 01:42

Today is history and tomorrow is a mystery....

Mike Ness of Social Distorition

By #454258 at 06,Jul,17 04:59

"...but today, is a gift. that is why its called the present."

Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda.

"Yesterday is history..." BTW

By #435701 at 05,Jul,17 17:45

When in fear
when in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout

By Cox4you at 13,Jun,17 12:50 other posts of Cox4you

Whoever thinks their shit doesn't stink and is above everyone else always smells the worst and is the biggest piece of shit.

By #502711 at 24,Jun,17 09:55

Shit cunt

By Cox4you at 25,Jun,17 07:11 other posts of Cox4you

sounds fitting for you.

By #502711 at 26,Jun,17 07:03

You sound like a window licking pillow biter.
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Dgraff, wanker hahaha

By dgraff at 28,Jun,17 01:03 other posts of dgraff

Aussie goof must be talking out of his ass again and his breath smells the same

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I'm not a walker I'm a sucker

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Wanker damn auto spell

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 22:12 other posts of RealTitsLover

Hahaha...

Yeah, the same smell as when he's been eating out a certain someone's pussy.

By dgraff at 05,Jul,17 07:17 other posts of dgraff

Hahaha couldn't agree with you more

By #487013 at 27,Jun,17 18:07

Stupid is as stupid does.

By mr_blue at 04,Jul,17 15:37 other posts of mr_blue

Monkey see ,monkey do

By leopoldij at 04,Jul,17 16:07 other posts of leopoldij

Monkeys are superior to men: when a monkey looks into a mirror he sees a monkey.

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 22:09 other posts of RealTitsLover

Mama always told me...

You a fan of Forrest Gump? I haven't seen it since I was little.

By mr_blue at 26,Jun,17 23:13 other posts of mr_blue

A person can only kiss so much ass,before they choke on shit !!!
"Me.
Sarcastic.
Never.!!!"

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 14:29 other posts of RealTitsLover

That's why they call people who kiss ass brown-nosers.

By mr_blue at 04,Jul,17 15:35 other posts of mr_blue

I thought it was salad tosser.

By RealTitsLover at 04,Jul,17 18:21 other posts of RealTitsLover

Nah, salad tossers are gay guys. Same thing with fudge packers.

By #534172 at 04,Jul,17 11:38

"He who speaks, knows not. He who knows, speaks not."

Dunno who said it, but I like it.

By #491031 at 03,Jul,17 13:22

He looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.

By mr_blue at 29,Jun,17 03:03 other posts of mr_blue

The more things change,the more they stay the same !!!

By #536760 at 28,Jun,17 02:14

Cum on to others as you would have them cum on you.

By leopoldij at 27,Jun,17 07:32 other posts of leopoldij

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

By #23212 at 27,Jun,17 18:44

By zzick at 27,Jun,17 15:22 other posts of zzick

"Damned with faint praise " Shakespeare. , I believe. 4 one syllable words, that express so much.
One of my favourites.

By #535408 at 26,Jun,17 21:46

The easily amused are never bored.

-Unkown

By leopoldij at 21,Jun,17 00:02 other posts of leopoldij

Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.

Arthur Schopenhauer

By #502711 at 24,Jun,17 09:48

Great quote. Too bad most people these days can't or won't find the balls to defend their nation.

By leopoldij at 24,Jun,17 22:02 other posts of leopoldij

Actually, the thing is deeper. Most people have no fucking clue what their nation stands for. You are lucky to be a citizen of a great country actually with great people.

By #502711 at 26,Jun,17 07:06

Australia is a great country with great people. But we lack great leadership. Our politicians have been giving this country away for years & don't care about the people, our country or its future.

By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 11:28 other posts of leopoldij

I know and I agree. As for leadership, Australia is not the only one that lacks it.

By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 09:26 other posts of Andthisisme

Schopenhauer is basically suggesting that excessive National Pride is the last resort of a fool or a failure.
We see the results of this excessive pride in Russia today and we saw it in the 1930s in Germany.
My country right or wrong is a very dangerous path to tread.
I am proud of being English/British, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but OMG I can see the faults in our governments and the dangers posed by excessive Nationalism.

By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 11:30 other posts of leopoldij

So you wouldn't want to be friends with BNP....

By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 11:52 other posts of Andthisisme

Probably not.

By leopoldij at 26,Jun,17 17:01 other posts of leopoldij

I wouldn't think so....

By bella! at 23,Jun,17 23:29 other posts of bella!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

- John Lennon

By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 09:28 other posts of Andthisisme

I am so glad that I am not the only person who thinks that.

By #491031 at 26,Jun,17 02:30

"NICE is different than GOOD." --R. Riding Hood

By Andthisisme at 26,Jun,17 09:27 other posts of Andthisisme

That is so true, in so many contexts.

By #527431 at 26,Jun,17 03:14

There is no memory or retentive faculty based on lasting impression. What we designate as memory is but increased responsiveness to repeated stimuli.

By #149019 at 25,Jun,17 07:40

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By bella! at 25,Jun,17 18:10 other posts of bella!

What "Saying" would you like to share?

By #502711 at 24,Jun,17 09:50

"A coward believes he will ever live if he keep him safe from strife, but old age leaves him not long in peace, though spears may spare his life."

-Hбvamбl

By bella! at 24,Jun,17 03:55 other posts of bella!

Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing.

- Mandy Hale

* I give less then a good gawd damn about what seems to be bothering you. Try sorting through YOUR issues when your menstrual period is over!

By bella! at 23,Jun,17 23:29 other posts of bella!

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

By dgraff at 16,Jun,17 10:16 other posts of dgraff

Ask what you can do for your country not what your country can do for you Franklin d Roosevelt 1933 to 1945

By #491031 at 16,Jun,17 11:58

I think that was from JFK's inaugural speech in 1961. The correct wording is: "Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country."

By dgraff at 16,Jun,17 23:14 other posts of dgraff

Oops I could be wrong

at least I got fdr presidential run right

By #491031 at 17,Jun,17 01:24

By dgraff at 20,Jun,17 23:46 other posts of dgraff

I new fdr was famous for something I just remembered he started social security

By andrew999999999 at 17,Jun,17 12:42 other posts of andrew999999999

Get to fuck

By #454258 at 17,Jun,17 08:20

if all the world's a stage, I want a stunt double.

By Cox4you at 16,Jun,17 02:47 other posts of Cox4you

Little Boy Blue,
Come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow,
The cow's in the corn;
But where is the boy
Who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haystack,
He's fast asleep.
Will you wake him?
No, not I,
For if I do,
He's sure to cry.

By #460385 at 14,Jun,17 19:58

"The Pot calling the Kettle black"

By mr_blue at 14,Jun,17 20:06 other posts of mr_blue

that seems to a favourite on this site!!!

By andrew999999999 at 14,Jun,17 19:43 other posts of andrew999999999

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

By hotlicker69 at 13,Jun,17 22:03 other posts of hotlicker69

Thats something you do not something you say

By #491031 at 13,Jun,17 21:34

Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.

By leopoldij at 13,Jun,17 19:56 other posts of leopoldij

ઊઠો, બહાદુર અને મજબૂત બનો, પોતાના ખભા પર જવાબદારી લો અને તમે જોશો કે તમે જ તમારા ભાવિના નિર્માતા છો

By bella! at 13,Jun,17 19:13 other posts of bella!

"Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store."

-Miss Piggy

By bella! at 13,Jun,17 19:10 other posts of bella!

"It is my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste."

-Henry Ford

By Cox4you at 13,Jun,17 13:00 other posts of Cox4you

So that makes sense why she is so nasty then. She is already below us!

By #485312 at 13,Jun,17 12:00

who ever is trying to bring you down is already below you *lix*

By #502711 at 01,Jun,17 08:55

Carpe diem (Seize the day)

By #485312 at 13,Jun,17 10:51

ld rather be seizing your dick baby *lix*

By #485312 at 13,Jun,17 10:47

Be who you are and say what you feel,
Because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind *Lix*
Dr Seuss

By Cox4you at 12,Jun,17 08:12 other posts of Cox4you

It's not flattery it's making fun of your stupid copy paste spam comments you put on everyone's pages even new members with no pictures. That reeks of desperation. Too stupid to catch on to that I see.

By #485312 at 12,Jun,17 05:11

Imitation is the highest form of flattery... l love it when lm being flattered

STAY SUPER SEXY *LIX*

By leopoldij at 01,Jun,17 20:54 other posts of leopoldij

Girls like to fuck even when they deny it.

By #485312 at 01,Jun,17 08:53

happiness is the best revenge of all,
nothing drives people crazier than
seeing someone having a good life *lix*

By #502711 at 01,Jun,17 09:40

True baby. Take note of that

By #363802 at 01,Jun,17 09:27

Good girls make a guy's dick hard, not his life

By #485312 at 01,Jun,17 08:26

stop trying to figure out who should wear the pants in a relationship
relationships work best when no one is wearing pants *lix*

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