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Started by mr_blue at 21,Aug,19 18:56  other posts of mr_blue
Do you have any favourite quotes/sayings/clichйs or maybe even a motto you live by?
Something that just makes you giggle or makes no sense when you really think about it.

"One swallow doesn't make a summer
You made your bed now you have to lay in it"


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By andrew999999999 at 02,Dec,19 21:28 other posts of andrew999999999 
Get to fuck
The dog's bollocks
By mr_blue at 02,Dec,19 21:28 other posts of mr_blue 



By bella! at 02,Dec,19 17:03 other posts of bella! 
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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And a little musical ditty......

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By mr_blue at 02,Dec,19 18:35 other posts of mr_blue 
What did the horse do?



By Sir-Skittles at 02,Dec,19 18:29 other posts of Sir-Skittles 
No saggy grannies!!
By mr_blue at 02,Dec,19 18:34 other posts of mr_blue 
Did you put your rainbow in someones mcflurry again ?



By mr_blue at 02,Dec,19 04:33 other posts of mr_blue 
If opinions were cunts,yours would smell like someone had shit in it


By mr_blue at 28,Oct,19 22:15 other posts of mr_blue 
If it looks too good to be true


By bella! at 13,Oct,19 14:53 other posts of bella! 
Listening to SiriusXM and heard Devil With A Blue Dress a great song which was something that Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels released a hundred years ago. In that song there's a phrase, "she's a real humdinger and I like it like that!"

HUMDINGER, a funny sounding word, something that I've heard over the years. I'm curious if this word is used all over the world?
By #601496 at 13,Oct,19 16:52
Only English speaking world
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I remember Mitch Ryder when he lived in North Miami Beach and before he became a preacher.



By mr_blue at 29,Sep,19 00:53 other posts of mr_blue 
Fucking cockwomble


By bella! at 26,Sep,19 19:14 other posts of bella! 
While watching Downton Abbey, the new Mrs. Carson prepared her groom a dish she called "bubble and squeak". I THOUGHT I had squeak nailed but when I Google'd bubble and squeak, I was surprised. Any idea why the dish is named as such?
By mr_blue at 26,Sep,19 19:32 other posts of mr_blue 
The sight and noise it makes when being cooked
By bella! at 26,Sep,19 20:38 other posts of bella! 
As I understood Google's explanation, a bubble and squeak is leftover vegetables with potatoes and the dish includes eggs, probably used as a binder. Here, we might refer to that dish as a frittata.
By mr_blue at 26,Sep,19 21:10 other posts of mr_blue 
Bubble and squeak was traditionally mashed potatoes and cabbage fried in a pan with butter/oil,next to the fire,and it would bubble and squeak when it was done.
It's now root vegetables/potatoes fried in a pan with oil/butter.No eggs to bind the mixture...maybe a fried/poached egg on top though...yum...





By #551482 at 25,Sep,19 17:59
Not on your Nelly

Any guesses?
By mr_blue at 25,Sep,19 18:46 other posts of mr_blue 
It's rhyming slang "not on your Nelly Duff"
Nelly Duff =puff (breath of life)
Dunno who Nelly Duff was...



By zzick at 13,Sep,19 04:10 other posts of zzick 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
By mr_blue at 25,Sep,19 18:37 other posts of mr_blue 
Also known as beer goggles



By bella! at 25,Sep,19 16:58 other posts of bella! 
I heard this today at work and recently on a Downton Abbey episode; "Heavens to Betsy!"

Why heavens to Betsy?
By mr_blue at 25,Sep,19 18:36 other posts of mr_blue 
Haven't heard that before so I haven't a clue.
Probably a reference to a famous Betsy?!



By mr_blue at 12,Sep,19 19:24 other posts of mr_blue 
Actions speak louder than words


By mr_blue at 12,Sep,19 19:23 other posts of mr_blue 
Money talks,bullshit walks


By mr_blue at 08,Sep,19 00:46 other posts of mr_blue 
I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil


By mr_blue at 07,Sep,19 13:37 other posts of mr_blue 
You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take..


By Dev01 at 06,Sep,19 03:48 other posts of Dev01 
A good fuck and a green apple would kill you
By mr_blue at 06,Sep,19 16:36 other posts of mr_blue 
I always enjoy " oi cunty mcfucknut"
And my throat is drier than a dead dingoes singer(is that even Aussie bro ?)
Flat out like a lizard drinking ?!
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That was supposed to say dead dingoes donger
By Dev01 at 07,Sep,19 08:49 other posts of Dev01 
you mean seen better heads on a beer or better heads over the trough....a urinal in Oz
By mr_blue at 07,Sep,19 11:42 other posts of mr_blue 





By Dev01 at 07,Sep,19 04:53 other posts of Dev01 
Haven't had pussy in awhile...too busy fucking assholes


By Dev01 at 06,Sep,19 22:41 other posts of Dev01 
If I had a head like yours I would shave my dogs ass and make it walk backwards
By mr_blue at 07,Sep,19 03:15 other posts of mr_blue 
I definitely have the face for radio
By Dev01 at 07,Sep,19 03:56 other posts of Dev01 




By #520437 at 07,Sep,19 00:07
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."


By #275407 at 06,Sep,19 03:44
If your arm hurts when you bend it, then don't bend it
By mr_blue at 06,Sep,19 16:42 other posts of mr_blue 
that works for cock too....if your cock hurts when you bend it, then don't bend it



By #551147 at 06,Sep,19 07:32
My newest favorite quote is... "We Choose Truth Over Facts!" 😄😆🤣😂

Thinking of getting a T-Shirt that says such.
By mr_blue at 06,Sep,19 16:33 other posts of mr_blue 
Like a dog chasing it's tail it's swings and roundabouts!!
What goes around comes around.... it's the circle of life...



By #551147 at 06,Sep,19 07:30
From a Dad with a good number of children. One of their favorite phrases is, I want! I want this, I want that etc.

When I was a youngster and I would say that. My G'ma's response was... "And people in hell want ice water too!" 🤗


By dgraff at 06,Sep,19 02:36 other posts of dgraff 
Can’t see it from my house


By dgraff at 06,Sep,19 02:36 other posts of dgraff 
If it feels good do it


By eonblue at 06,Sep,19 01:56 other posts of eonblue 
Growing up, a older relative used to occasionally say,”fuck a wild man”. Used as a term of bewilderment or frustration, it wasn’t till years later I found it definitely unique and interesting. Still curious about the origin, butt use it often hoping someone asks for further details!


By mr_blue at 23,Aug,19 09:03 other posts of mr_blue 
Birds of a feather flock together
By Sir-Skittles at 05,Sep,19 21:21 other posts of Sir-Skittles 
Walrus too



By #565792 at 05,Sep,19 13:03
If you get your ass burned, you just have to sit on the blisters. Useful on many occasions.
By mr_blue at 05,Sep,19 14:02 other posts of mr_blue 
And it burns,burns,burns, the ring of fire,the ring of fire



By bella! at 05,Sep,19 12:50 other posts of bella! 
One of the things that I say frequently to express a long period of time is; in a hundred years or a hundred years ago.
By mr_blue at 05,Sep,19 13:32 other posts of mr_blue 
Some in the UK use "many moons ago" to say an age gone by..
By bella! at 05,Sep,19 13:56 other posts of bella! 
Yes, I've heard that saying, too. Gee, maybe that is the adage that I adapted what it is that I now say.




By Sir-Skittles at 05,Sep,19 13:28 other posts of Sir-Skittles 
Site Indians are the worst- they all belong in the back of a hearse
By mr_blue at 05,Sep,19 13:31 other posts of mr_blue 
make them taste your rainbow



By spermkiss at 23,Aug,19 16:22 other posts of spermkiss 
"Big nose, big hose"

"big feet, big meat"

And for a man with large testicles and a small dick:
"All potatoes and no meat"
By mr_blue at 05,Sep,19 09:22 other posts of mr_blue 



By Andthisisme at 23,Aug,19 11:32 other posts of Andthisisme 
My ex wife would talk about -

"Giving up the goat"

After I explained that she had the expression wrong we seemed to prefer the goat version to the correct expression and so used that.
By bella! at 23,Aug,19 12:05 other posts of bella! 
Alrighty, then.

So what is the correct expression?
By Andthisisme at 23,Aug,19 12:15 other posts of Andthisisme 
'Giving up the ghost'


to die. humorous If a machine gives up the ghost, it stops working: Our old TV had finally given up the ghost. UK to stop trying to do something because you know that you will not succeed: All I'd cherished from early childhood had been denied me, so I simply gave up the ghost.







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