You crazy man! Are you drinking, AGAIN!? What if you pulled a muscle in your back, or something? Can Muggsy dial 9-1-1 for you? And what are you going to say to the responding Paramedics when they arrive if your mouth is full of your own darn dick?
There you go, thinking 'bout "dick", again. Your mind was so muddled that you SPOILED the pass of the virtual ball to a member by the name of Smallerdick !
By #608173 at 16,Apr,20 15:36
Yep . Isn't it a good thing a man's penis is firmly attached to his body . Or the poor paramedics would be hunting hi and lo for the other casualty that lost his dick .
Bottom line, at least I’m stretching💪
--------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
Yes my mind has been in the gutter lately sense I’m living on my own again I’m on the prowl