Yeah now I gotta unpack my suitcase. 😕 |
“‘Are you creating more terrorists than you are killing by this action.’
Donald Rumsfeld said that in the context of the Iraq war but now it applies to Israel.” -Fareed Zakaria |
So one person in New Jersey one the mega million prize for $1.1 billion! That is equivalent to 11 prizes of $100 million. I think that would be a better way to split the prize.
Sorry Dan, looks like I won’t be stopping by. 😘 |
I don’t doubt that for a second! |
$1,357,250 CDN |
That would be an extra $3.99. |
If anybody here wins the $1.1 billion mega millions I will show you my dick in person for $1 million! ONLY .09% of your winnings!! |
This is a Canadian show called Just For Laughs Gags. There are probably tons of them on YouTube if you like this one.
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Switched at birth nearly 70 years ago.
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That’s a freaking hammock! |
If she fell down she might just bounce right back up! My call is that it’s fake.
That wouldn’t be too hard to do in a pair of supersized granny panties. 😄 |
Three choices:
PUTIN VLADIMIR P VLADIMIR PUTIN |
Oh my God did you hear that? Vladimir Putin was reelected as president of Russia with 88% of the votes counted so far! I suppose it’s a little easier to win an election when you murder your opponents. |
Given your profession you are probably also aware that it is a busy night for hospitals. Maybe jails too. |
My Aunt’s husband was born in Ireland. Their son, my cousin, is celebrating his birthday today on St. Patrick’s Day. When he was younger it used to be quite the shit show but now he’s matured so he makes it to work the next day and doesn’t have to book it off. 🍺
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ |
Say it ain’t so! Mike Pence is not endorsing Trump?
I thought they all agreed that they would endorse the winner. --------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes I thought he would continue being the coward that we’ve all come to love! |
I am a little bit of an exhibitionist.
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My pleasure!!!!! |
“I would rather have a president with 81 years behind him then 91 counts ahead of him.”
-Viewer from Michigan |
Americans consume 17 billion quarts of popcorn each year, enough to fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
-The food that built America (History Channel) |
Oh yeah his not so Sleepy Joe speech. I saw it. He was very capable of luring her into his verbal trap and then slamming the lid on her classless MAGA covered head. |
Oh MTG, always the lady. 😄
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I is so! |
Thanks, and because I’m freshly showered my balls probably smell great too!
Irish Spring. |
Well I blew my wad and I can’t smell anybody’s balls right now. This was a huge waste of points to accomplish fuck all. --------------------------------------- added after 10 minutes Well I did accomplish top cock on the block temporarily but I hope that everybody else has showered recently because there’s a good chance I’ll be smelling their balls again!! As for me, I haven’t showered in two days but I’m on the way to the shower right away. 💦 |
Dgraff I can smell his balls from where I sit! |
Thanks to anyone who helped me up! I feel positively bonerlicious!! :x |
Oh yes Canada’s own birther rumors. As the article said the math doesn’t work.
Canada has had a very different relationship with Cuba than the US. It has been a Canadian tourist destination for decades because Canadians have always been allowed to visit there. One of my brothers wife is from Cuba. He met her there while on vacation. |
In case you were wondering 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
William Lyon McKenzie King was Prime Minister of Canada for a total of 21 years and 154 days between 1921 and 1948. He was elected six times and is Canada’s longest serving Prime Minister. Four people have been Prime Minister for less than a year, one of whom is Kim Campbell, Canada’s only female Prime Minister. Our current Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has been Prime Minister for about 8.5 years and was elected three times. His father was Pierre Trudeau who was elected Prime Minister four times and served between 1968 to 1984. |
Nobody has specified what they meant about this. Maybe surge pricing is a Canadian term but Uber does it. When they’re busy they charge more.
On the other hand everybody has heard of happy hour. The prices are cheaper to get more people in so maybe when Wendy’s is busy they will have regular prices and when they’re slow they will be cheaper like happy hour. Naaaaaaw! They’re just another company trying to gouge consumers but this time the consumers said no. |
Me neither!! Every once in a while there’s a show that I want to watch but I have to pay for an app it just to watch one show. No thank you! |
There’s a grocery store near me, it’s a Superstore, and every weekday they have all 13 tills open with cashiers from 4 o’clock until 7 o’clock because that is the busiest time of the day. Alberta labour laws stipulate that you have to pay an employee for a minimum of three hours so that’s what they get. The reason any business unlocks its doors in the morning is to put money in till. The faster you move people out of the building with their money in your cash registers, the more people you can accommodate meaning more money. It’s not rocket science it’s service. |
Wendy’s backtracking “dynamic pricing “.
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Yes I did notice your name implies that you are from Texas but I have noticed here that people from Texas usually have nice and decent sized cocks but yours is ugly and pathetic so I doubted that you were from Texas.
No further questions thank you. |
Phart, as with any business, be at a grocery store, an airline or a restaurant, when the costs to the owner go up the customers pay for it. I live in Alberta which has the highest average income of any province in Canada so when your dinner costs you a little more in the restaurant usually you can afford it. An owner could lay off some staff and give worse service but that’s not what customers want. They want a good product with good service and usually they’re willing to pay for it. |
You said all have free emergency care here. Where is “here”? |
No free boob jobs in Canada 🇨🇦 😄 |
I quit smoking after 30 years and that was 12 years ago and I still have to work at it. Smoking is a very powerful addiction. I think the government should pay for any smoking cessation products because it is to everyone’s benefit that people don’t smoke. |
I think cigarettes are about $15 a package where I live. I quit 12 years ago and they were about $10 then. Cigarettes and alcohol in Canada have serious sin taxes to pay for healthcare services. People who smoke and drink use more of our health services so they pay for them that way. Since I’m such a quitter I quit drinking about 11 years ago and even though marijuana is legal in Canada I don’t smoke it anymore but I sure wish it was legal when I was young! |
The Canada Pension Plan receives increases once a year based on the consumer price index. The increases come into effect every January and are legislated so that benefits keep up with the cost of living.
I’m not sure about all of Canada because healthcare is a provincially run entity but I do know that in Alberta after the age of 65 all of your medication is also covered. Of course being in Canada your general healthcare is covered as well. I have never in my life paid to visit a physician, a specialist that I was referred to by a physician or for any hospital services. |
Phart that $20 an hour is known as a living wage. It happened where I live. In 2017 the minimum wage was $11 an hour and over a three-year period it went up incrementally to $15 an hour so that is about a 25% increase. This increase did not apply to servers and bartenders working in the front end of restaurants because they make a substantial amount more than say, a dishwasher because they get tips.
Yeah people bitched and complained about it but do you know who didn’t bitch and complain about it? The people who are now making a living wage. We all got used to it and it is the norm now. No there was not a mass exodus of people leaving the province. $15 is pretty well normal across Canada now. I think everyone deserves a living wage. |
…and lost to Carter so he never won a presidential election. |
I just read a very interesting fact about Gerald Ford.
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Kudos on them for making it right but of course have they not done the right thing they would’ve spent more on lawyers. |
Oh you’ve been drinking for lunch again haven’t you?
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Donald Trump can’t be bought? Maybe you didn’t hear that he owes about $500 million to the court and he MUST come up with it within the next 30 days or so. Oh he can be bought the only question is who will offer him a big pile of money, Vladimir Putin or the Saudis.--
Oh yeah, just a little math correction he got her in a 3-2 win not a 3-1 win but kicked her ass nonetheless. And where is Melania? Doesn’t she support her husband? As you well know Nicky’s husband is off protecting your country but Melania is nowhere to be seen. |
Nicky & Liz Chaney? That would guarantee a Biden victory. |