If you have an iPhone, I have never had anything but an iPhone and I would probably be able to answer any questions you have if your boyfriend Google is busy.

Google knows me better than any human in the world!

… for now!

I'm sure a school bus is capable of going 55 miles an hour.

When the interstate highway system was being built through Buffalo (and probably other cities too) there was a building code that stated that the bridges had to be just low enough so that a city bus could not pass under it.
This meant that if you used the highways to go to your home in the suburbs you had to own a car, thus eliminating low income people, a.k.a. Black people, from living in the suburbs.

-The Food That Built America "Flight of the Buffalo Wing"

Do you know that Boeing is currently working on a new Air Force One to be delivered in 2027?
The one delivered directly from Boeing will not have any listening devices or espionage related devices on board.
Air Force One is not just a luxury airline, it has far superior security, weapons and communication systems. It also has a fully operational operating room.
The plane from Qatar would have to be stripped down to nothing and redone to suit the security needs of the president of the United States.

Are you sure you want him riding in a (Boeing) plane gifted to the US by Qatar?

That 747 plane that Qatar gave to the US as a gift will never be used as Air Force One.
It probably has more bugs in the Amazon rainforest and it will cost hundreds of millions of dollars in security and communication upgrades.

Donald Trump just got bought… again.

No it is not. It was a temporary thing.
Do you know the story about Nova Scotia sending a Christmas tree
to Boston every year?

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Every year The Netherlands send 10,000 tulips to Ottawa.
Here is a great story about why that happens...

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I have never had to present ID to visit someone in a hospital nor have I ever had my photo taken for the purpose of an ID tag to wear while I visit. Having said that, I consider myself lucky that I have rarely visited people in the hospital.
You have to get past the nurse's desk first and you're not going anywhere without their OK.
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… and since I have never spent a night in the hospital since I was born, I have never had anyone visit me in the hospital (knocking on wood).

Comparatively, the TSX, the main Canadian stock exchange is down
2.79% in the last six months. We always come along for the American ride because our economies are so intertwined.

Canadian travel to the US is down so much the Canadian airlines are rescheduling flights from the US to places lake the Caribbean, Mexico, South America, and Europe for the summer vacation months.
Day trips to the US are down substantially as well. Canadians are genuinely concerned about their personal safety in the US. That is not unreasonable considering the current situation in the US regarding people from other countries.

We don't want an unscheduled side trip to El Salvador!

I see we have another day of the DOW tanking.
I think we can expect a major change in policy
from the Trump administration today.
This can't go on and even he knows it. In the last six months
it is down 10.44% and that matters… a lot.

As of right now it is down 744 points.

Pope Francis died today.
I hope this time they elect a younger Pope
that will be around for a while. I've seen a lot
of Popes in my life.
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Well I guess it's not as many as I thought it was.

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Make sure that you report it to the police or the SPCA so that it is on record. If someone has a record of violence to people or animals and you use your bat, things will go better in court because his previous actions have been reported.

Unlike Canada, prisons (and healthcare) in the US are businesses. Businesses do not like having their business sent out of the country. If you send the prisoners out of the country to the lowest bidder, US companies will suffer and their employees would get laid off.

😄👍😄

If Donald Trump sends American prisoners to El Salvador it will cost American jobs.

Of course he caved.
He will remain unpredictable and unstable.

How is negotiating deals for importing products going to bring all that manufacturing back to the US?
As I'm sure you know, Donald Trump said on many occasions that these tariffs will be permanent…
Of course being Donald Trump, the fickle man he is, everything or anything can change on a whim, a thought, a misspoken sentence or a stupid post on Twitter. That's your president.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Dow Jones opens on another multi trillion dollar slide!

Hopefully investors will calm down and turn this around
because everybody loses in this scenario.

'Trump keeps playing into Putin's hand. If Trump was a Russian asset what would he do differently than he is doing now?'

-World chest champion Garry Kasparov, Chairman, Renew Democracy Initiative
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*chess champion

So you're going to boot Puerto Rico out of the United States? Why not Mississippi in Alabama as well? You are demonstrating the difference between an American and a Canadian.

Nobody likes fentanyl except drug dealers.

So it's Canada's responsibility to protect American citizens from drugs coming into their country and it is also Canada's responsibility to protect Canadian citizens from illegal guns coming into Canada from the United States that kill thousands of Canadian citizens every year.
That sounds very Trumpesque to me.
At what point is it America's responsibility to police its own borders?

Oh, and by the way, we are changing the name of Lake Erie to Lake Canada because we feel like it.

I think we will also take over the sovereign nations of the Dominican Republic and Iceland too.
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Oh yeah, and we're also in talks with Russia to put nuclear weapons on the Canada US border.

I believe what you were thinking of is something called Utopia which does not exist. Utopia is an impossibly Idealistic society.

Honest? According to who?

Did you feel that Biden should have had the same authority when he was president?

So who decides what is honest and fair? The president in power?
Is it honest and fair to say that the 2020 election was not honest or fair or is that illegal now?
If Americans and their courts were as vehement about ALL freedom of speech as they are about their second amendment rights this would be a moot subject.

Even the people who voted for Trump should be very wary of rights
being removed and your constitution questioned in court; maybe next time
you will be the one in the crosshairs. Perhaps the next administration will consider Fox News and everybody in the right wing media the enemy of the state.

Protect your rights and your Constitution, all of your rights and all of your constitution.

It is one of the most common surgeries in Canada. The actual surgery itself took 10 minutes but I was in the hospital for three hours for waiting and preparation. Because of the incision in my eye to replace the old lens with a new lens it feels like there is a piece of sand in my eyeball that is driving me crazy But this is a short term pain for a long-term gain. My vision was quite blurry in my right eye and within a week it will be a lot better. A common analogy is that it's like having your windshield cleaned.

I had my first of two cataract surgeries today.
I am looking forward to much clearer vision in
my right eye with in the next week or so.

I get up at 5:30 every morning except Monday and Tuesday. This morning seems particularly early… kind of like 4:30 for some reason.
I turned all of my cocks forward! 😜

Florida, Nevada, California and Hawaii also welcome Canadians and their tourist dollars.

Port Angeles Washington welcomes Canadians.

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If you die on your way to your destination you will never have been there but if you die on your way home you will have enjoyed whatever it was that you went to enjoy.

Consider the two space shuttle accidents. One group of astronauts had been on the international space station and the other group didn't even make it to space.

If I were to die in a plane crash I hope it would be on my way home.

I just paid $4.15 Canadian for a dozen large eggs. $2.92 USD

The lady must have been Canadian! 😄

That's hilarious!

Denmark should make a fake document sign in Greenland over to Canada just a really piss off Donald.

Perfect 👍

In Canada we got rid of our penny in 2012
and we changed our dollar bill to a coin in 1987.
Our two dollar bill was changed to a two dollar coin in 1996.

No thanks!

Canada and Denmark were at war for 49 years
Scroll down and read "Conflict".

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😄😄😄

My dad had it and he's happy about it too. As a matter of fact I haven't heard any negative comments about it.
It's free and I probably won't have to wear glasses anymore… what more could I asked for? I was offered a choice of three lenses, The one that is paid for by the healthcare system, a better one and the best one. I chose the free one because it will be a hell of a lot better than it is now.

I'm having cataract surgery on my right eye in March and on my left eye in June. Has anyone here had it? Did you get upgraded lenses?

Funny story about those condoms.
Last week Trump said there was $50 million in condoms
and this week he said there are $100 million in condoms.
Considering the fact that the population of Gaza is about 1.5 million
and only half of them are men so that makes 750,000 and probably half of those people are not sexually active i.e. children and seniors.
That leaves 375,000 people on the receiving end of $100 million in condoms.
For the sake of argument let's say the condoms cost a dollar each.
Here's your math lesson for the day:

100 million divided by 375,000 equals 266.666

So each sexually active male is getting about 267 condoms.

Did you guys know that Greenland, Canada, Panama and The Gaza Strip are all going to become part of the US at the same time?

When hell freezes over.
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Did you also hear that the American national anthem was booed at an NBA game and two NHL games in Canada?

I thought groceries would go down in price on "day one".

Cardboard boxes and guns.