If you’ve got a problem with Canada, the whole world knows it’s you!

-American comedian in Halifax

Donald Trump blinks again on tariffs with Canada.

TACO

If you don't ask, the answer is always no.

So, if you were to ask open AI to circumvent security on your site and have them add 5,000 points to my profile, you would know whether or not all is well.
That's just the kind of guy I am, doing my best to keep everybody safe.

I'm glad there actually was a fix for it. I suppose it's only a matter of time until some hacker gets around that fix, and then a new fix has to be fixed until that fix gets unfixed and around and around we go.

I saw on the news last night that that was a huge problem worldwide.
In Canada, many government and bank websites were closed down to fix that problem.

I didn't know hillbillies went up to the northern border.

This is not even close to that. This is a whole different story.
Albertans voted about 75% in favour of staying in Canada.
Problem solved.

Donald Trump said last week that he wants all Canadians to interfere with the American election, so here I go.

If you're sick of his bullshit, but can't swallow the thought of voting for a Democrat, just stay home. Take the day off and relax. Don't vote for anyone!

With love, your neighbour.

I voted today.
Quebec tried this in 1995 and voted to stay in Canada.
Alberta can't just secede.
It's more complicated than you understand.

“In what universe is Russia a better friend of the United States than Canada? In no universe. What I really worry about is that China is the big winner right now.”

Chrystia Freeland, Former deputy prime minister of Canada
and author of Unreliable Boyfriend

Poor Donnie had to fire his press secretary. She lasted half a Scaramucchi.

The American ambassador to Canada and others in the Trump administration have recently said that Canada should stay out of the US election and not interfere with it.

Let me assure you that if we had the power to interfere with the US election, Donald Trump would not be your current president!

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"If Republicans won't clean house, Democrats will."

-Texas Republican senator John Cornyn

What a fucking crybaby! So Canada makes nice with the EU and Donald Trump is pissed off for whatever reason this time and threatens tariffs on the EU and of course says that Canada has been a terrible trading partner. Huh?

Donald Trump is like the malicious ex-girlfriend or boyfriend that doesn't want you but doesn't want anyone else to have you either!!

Are there any Associate members of the European Union?
No there are not although the idea has been floated recently.

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Bum? I would never use such a filthy word, I am a gentleman!

You are correct Cody! I was watching a special on George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cock suck
Motherfucker
Tits
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*Cocksucker

If Trump were to give orders to invade Canada or Greenland I'm pretty sure that those orders would not be obeyed.

I absolutely agree that Iran is a horrible regime but let's take note of the very obvious; they are out manoeuvring Donald Trump every single day.

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On this, the 25th anniversary of 9/11, I want to make sure that everyone knows about "Operation Yellow Ribbon"
I wrote this blog story nine years ago and I don't doubt for a second that Canadians would react the same under similar circumstances today.
Please take a moment to read it and reflect on the historical relationship between Canada and the United States. Tom Brokaw also did a couple of excellent articles about the relationship between Canada and the US as well as operation yellow ribbon.

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This is the only time that article 5 of the NATO constitution was instituted:
An armed attack on one NATO country is considered an attack upon them all.
That is how all 30 (at the time) NATO countries got involved in the Afghan war.

Donald Trump's "promises":

$1K savings check from expiring ACA subsidies… Didn't happen
$2K tariff dividend… Didn't happen
$5K DOGE dividend… Didn't happen

And now the latest one from yesterday:

$5K if GOP wins the House and Senate in the midterms… Won't happen.
Not only would these checks not be issued but there's no way the GOP will win both of the House and Senate.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I think you need to broaden your sources of news. If you only get your news from one place you will be unlikely to get the whole story. I heard what you said and I see how you feel but that is not the whole story.
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The current CUSMA agreement has three signatures on the bottom. Do you know who signed on behalf of the United States after saying it was a great deal? Of course you do.

That's either very funny or very sarcastic.

What a coincidence, all of America's (former) allies are changing the name of America to Southern Canada!

Will somebody please tell Donald Trump to change the name of New Mexico to New America?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It's an economic decision to import fishing rods and golf clubs, not a manufacturing issue.

If your goal is to make America stronger it's really hard to see how making your strongest economic partner weaker gets you there. In the case of the United States that actually self-defeating.

-Maryscott Greenwood, Former US diplomat

OK my fellow old people…
Last night I saw a great concert!
Jefferson Starship
Kansas
Deep Purple

Of course I wore my purple Joe Boxers, a purple T-shirt
and a purple plaid shirt.

Jefferson Starship blew the other bands out of the water! They were amazing.

Hey Greenland, take a break from your Trump bullshit, Canada will do a shift for you! 🇨🇦 ❤️ 🇬🇱

"When you have a solar eclipse somewhere in the world you will have a lunar eclipse somewhere else in the world two weeks later. The same geometry that makes a solar eclipse possible also makes a lunar eclipse possible."

-Astronomy professor Samantha Lawler

Donald Trump will lose the war with Iraq because he didn't take the time to understand his adversary but Iran did.

... ditto with Canada. Donald Trump never spent any time speculating what Canada might do in response to his war. Prepare for yet another round of TACO.

"Who would have thought Canada would be part of the axis of evil along with China and Iran."

-Canadian reporter

Oh my goodness, Donald Trump said there would be tariffs coming to Canadian products that it didn't happen???? I'm shocked!

It always seems to me and everyone else in the world that whatever threats he utters never come to fruition.

It's like he always chickens out.

TACO
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Any deal made by anyone with the Trump administration is not a stable deal. It is subject to change at the whim of Donald Trump.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

These firefighters probably flew directly over Washington state to British Columbia with their fires because of the fact that if they were in the US during their small amount of time off out of uniform they might fear getting picked up by ICE agents and end up in jail for doing something for the direct benefit of the American people.
The Canadian government is not "hunting" Mexicans.


As an aside, I saw on CTV news today at a recent pole indicated that 80% of Canadians "strongly agree" that we should send help to the US to help with an emergency situation if we could.

I know how you feel! Last year in Alberta, where I live, the forest fires were especially bad up north and the wind blew all the smoke south. Our air quality index was regularly at 10.

For a while last year on the Weather page on my phone it didn't say sunny or cloudy, it just said smoke!

200 firefighters from Mexico just landed in British Columbia to help with our devastating forest fires in western North America.

They will not be deported. They will be treated with great respect and thanked profusely by the government of British Columbia, the government of Canada and Canadian citizens because that's how good neighbours treat each other.

"Anyone dumb enough to start this war is too dumb to get out of it."

Read this:

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Oh stooooooop!

Happy 250th birthday America! 🇺🇸

Why do we allow so many idiots to post idiotic things on the abuse panel?
I just voted the abuse was not valid in the case of someone who has been here for a little over a month put someone up for deletion with no comment and no explanation. I think you should be a member for at least a year before you are able to use this feature.
I am going to add a link to the page but it will probably be gone because I was the fourth consecutive "are you fucking kidding me?" vote in this case.

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"Donald Trump can't open the strait of Hormuz, instead he's blocking the strait of Detroit."

-The Globe and Mail

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