| Somewhere along the line, it seems that it has become my job to point out who is/is not an idiot in the Forum.
I did not volunteer for the job, it just kinda happened.
Sure, once, in the very beginning, I pointed out to some idiot that they were, in fact, an idiot...but I didn't think that that would become my "thing" here.
I know that you are thinking: "But, Will, how hard can it be to spot an idiot?"
The truth is, it isn't really all that hard. The average idiot is easily detected with their very first post. However, there are so damn many of them out there that it takes way too much of my time to constantly remind the idiots that they are idiots.
So, I have made this post as sort of a "blanket statement" in the hope of covering all of the idiots (and all future idiots) with one single attempt.
Of course, those of you who AREN'T an idiot (you know who you are) can just ignore this whole thing.
I obviously don't mean YOU.
(Side note: If you feel compelled to ask "Will, am I an idiot?" , don't. A REAL idiot isn't introspective enough to even think to ask such a thing. You, my friend, are safe.)
You're welcome. |
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What he needs most is is an OSHA approved safety harness. We don't want him falling out the window when he takes a piss...
halfwit
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dunce
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cretin
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vulgar slangknobhead
asshat
Think Will covered all base's
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BTW shrine is empty
ps- go flip the eggs around.. They are drying out.
Well, look at you trying to use a big word!
That's so cute.
I mean, you used it incorrectly, so it was a shame to waste your only $10 word like that, but bless your homophobic, little heart for attempting to sound smarter than you actually are...
Now, crawl back into your crate like a good little mutt.
Many members have reported Lady Tecsan has a lower back Tattoo. He is such an idiot that he thought it said "world peace" in Mandarin. But when properly translated, said "Avoid me. I have Herpes!"
meathead
lack-wit
tecsan
The site idiot is correcting grammar!
Oh, the fucking irony...
If we could just harness their combined brain power.. .the energy output would be.. enough to lightly toast some bread!
Also, NO ONE knows what you are talking about.
Ever.
None of us are as fluent in "idiot" as you are...
Now, go clean yourself up. There are multiple loads on your face lass
tecsan is the "idiot" version of a...let's go with "person" for the sake of simplicity...but I have seen no actual proof that it is, in fact, "male".
It certainly isn't a MAN, by any definition of the word...
Well, that's just going to make the voices in my head act all smug and uppity for the next two weeks...
"You're a idiot"
"No I aint"
"Yes you is"
He just calmly slaps the idiots back into their corners.
Do you think my post is a little too harsh?
If you happen to encounter one of them, you have my permission to put a link to this thread in their idiotic post to let them know.
It will save time on typing...
Some metaphysical poetry perhaps!
Introspection is the examination of one's own conscious thoughts and feelings. In psychology, the process of introspection relies on the observation of one's mental state, while in a spiritual context it may refer to the examination of one's soul. Wikipedia
id·i·ot
/ˈidēət/
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noun
noun: idiot; plural noun: idiots
informal
a stupid person.
similar to
knobhead
asshat
Opposite:
genius
archaic a person of low intelligence.