BATTERY INSERTION

By probowler298 at 09,Nov,23 23:16 other posts of probowler298

STILL LOOKING FOR IDEAS TO SHOCK MY DICK AND BALLS OR INSERT SOMETHING IN MY PEEHOLE

By probowler298 at 20,Oct,23 19:23 other posts of probowler298

ANYONE WANT TO JUMP START MY DICK AND BALLS? I NEED TO BE SHOCKED REAL BAD.CLAMP MY NIPS BALLS AND DICK UP WITH SHARP CLAMP JAWS.

By phart at 20,Oct,23 02:30 other posts of phart

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Ok, here is a theory I have come up with ,Build a kite with these materials, tie the thread to the penis, and go outside during a storm. You should feel a tingle anytime there is lightning ,rather or not you are struck directly, Also, flying it near powerlines, although not letting it touch them, should allow you to get shocked by the emf's from the power line going thru the conductive materials.

By phart at 20,Oct,23 02:24 other posts of phart

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By probowler298 at 20,Oct,23 00:24 other posts of probowler298

I JUST WANT TO GET MY DICK AND BALLS ELECTROCUTED. LOL.

By fancyabit at 13,Sep,23 12:05 other posts of fancyabit

I don’t have a big enough a pee hole. Although when it comes to electric, I like using a fly zapper racket! Just touch the tip of my cock, preferably slightly moist cock head. It’ll give a jolt just enough to shock but leave no markings. If you’re really into more pain on you cock head the just leave it there for a second or two! Now that really will get you to shout out!! Peeing through the net works too but only give a slight tingle. If you’re going to try it don’t forget to install new fresh batteries for max result.

By probowler298 at 16,Sep,23 18:36 other posts of probowler298

sounds like fun. i will have to try that

By phart at 14,Sep,23 15:22 other posts of phart

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By phart at 09,Sep,23 14:52 other posts of phart

Here you go,
This should do it!
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By probowler298 at 07,Sep,23 21:29 other posts of probowler298

Best way to shock or electrify my dick and balls.

By #683639 at 07,Sep,23 21:56

Get wet then touch the Electra panel

By probowler298 at 07,Sep,23 22:05 other posts of probowler298

i would rather someone shoot me in the dick and balls with a taser and take pics.fun.

By probowler298 at 16,Aug,23 02:16 other posts of probowler298

can i have someone tell me where to buy a taser for my dick?

By phart at 17,Aug,23 02:55 other posts of phart

I think this should do it!
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By probowler298 at 17,Aug,23 16:21 other posts of probowler298

I like the idea but a little too expensive for me
Maybe 50 to 100 max

By probowler298 at 08,May,23 14:43 other posts of probowler298

Someone Jump start my useless tiny little dick.

By probowler298 at 28,Jul,22 21:17 other posts of probowler298

Should I just use a cattle prod on my dick and balls?

Or a battery charger?

Let me know. Lol.
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how about a taser?
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ok.ty. should i put it on my balls or dickhead?

By Dev01 at 28,Jul,22 21:56 other posts of Dev01

Great idea, Might get a buzz out of it

By #368522 at 29,Jul,22 07:42

You can take the postive or negative on this subject

By biggg at 29,Jul,22 20:44 other posts of biggg

yes, but when youґre using a cattle prod itґs a moo-t point

By Dev01 at 29,Jul,22 21:15 other posts of Dev01

Oh my

By #368522 at 30,Jul,22 06:39

That's Bull

By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 22:37 other posts of probowler298

i sure hope so.

By probowler298 at 06,Mar,23 04:26 other posts of probowler298

Just wanted to fry my dick and balls

By biggg at 06,May,23 18:45 other posts of biggg

might make you feel horny

By probowler298 at 06,May,23 14:28 other posts of probowler298

Or maybe some big battery clamps with sharp teeth in them?

By probowler298 at 04,May,23 15:48 other posts of probowler298

Still need to do some torture to my dick and balls.

Electric insertions shock batteries

By #683639 at 04,May,23 16:31

Get you two 24 batteries like the big trucks use

By phart at 04,May,23 17:15 other posts of phart

Naw,git ye some real juice!
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By phart at 04,May,23 21:07 other posts of phart

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I still think this would be the cheapest and most reliable setup.

By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 10:15 other posts of leopoldij

That's very dangerous

By phart at 21,Apr,23 14:28 other posts of phart

leo,I would have thought you would jump at a chance to present ideas!
I have tried several ideas on him but nothing seems to light him up.

By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 15:20 other posts of leopoldij

I didn't have the time to write much. Batteries are full of chemicals. Hence the Smallest leak and you're done for. Even mechanically, batteries have a girth a few times bigger than one's urethra. What happens if you stretch your urethra I don't know, but it's certainly unnatural and can probably damage you severely. I'm not trying to convince anyone who wants to damage their body or live dangerously, I just feel like stating the obvious: don't do it. It's like little who eat drugs. Why do they do it? Don't ever start drugs. It can ruin one's life.

By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:43 other posts of phart

We actually agree about the drugs.
I know this guys ideas are dangerous but frankly I think it was all in jest and that is why I recommended a few things to run the joke along, like how to convert himself to be part of a battery for example.
Another example for him would be to fill a bathtub full of vinegar, and get some carbon welding rods for the positive electrode, rub himself with copper sulfate and then get in the tub with 1 wire connected to his willy and the other to the carbon rod, he could lite up a led! and maby feel the tingle?

By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 22:29 other posts of leopoldij

Some people do stupid things
"for fun" and then they regret it
or her addicted, etc.
Pain is an addiction.
So are drugs, including alcohol.
I'm extremely cautious and
conservative when it comes to
things that are dangerous.

By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:47 other posts of phart

Don't use lithium, they can explode and burn you.NOT GOOD

By biggg at 28,Jul,22 20:38 other posts of biggg

Open your peehole slit wide....and say AAAAAAA

By bella! at 28,Jul,22 21:56 other posts of bella!

Say AAAAAAA? I'm curious, is that 2 AA batteries and 1 AAA?

By biggg at 29,Jul,22 17:12 other posts of biggg

could work! have to check the polaaaarity though,

By bella! at 29,Jul,22 19:36 other posts of bella!

Oh, biggg!

By probowler298 at 10,Apr,23 23:47 other posts of probowler298

i will try anything

By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:45 other posts of phart

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Actually, there is a quad A
I didn't know this! I was thinking a size N like for a camera might work.

By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 23:41 other posts of probowler298

yes sir. i think that will work.

By probowler298 at 24,Sep,22 16:59 other posts of probowler298

How do I get my peehole to open wide for batteries?

By probowler298 at 11,Apr,23 15:55 other posts of probowler298

Shock electrify or taser my dick and balls please

By biggg at 06,Jul,22 15:19 other posts of biggg

Shocking idea!

By probowler298 at 06,Mar,23 04:29 other posts of probowler298

That is the whole idea.

By #368522 at 08,Mar,23 16:55

Try them EMS belts/pads(ab toners) because if you put it on the wrong settings & no gel you get a right belt(a shock of it)

By probowler298 at 09,Mar,23 18:58 other posts of probowler298

I just want to electrical shock myself.

By Dev01 at 09,Mar,23 22:47 other posts of Dev01

Just piss in the PowerPoint. That should do the trick

By phart at 10,Mar,23 01:39 other posts of phart

Pissing on a electric fence will certainly give you a jingle.

By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 01:47 other posts of Dev01

Especially if standing in snow too

By phart at 10,Mar,23 03:39 other posts of phart

I am also wondering if you could tie a kite string to your scrotum and have a metal key hanging high enough on the string for the arc from the lightning bolt to jump from the key to the dick? Perhaps insert a copper wire for a antenna to help receive the signal?

By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 07:29 other posts of Dev01

I think mythbusters did that experiment to find out. Not really sure of the outcome
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By #368522 at 10,Mar,23 07:49

Ahhh mythbusters(carrie)busted a few out to that sexylady

😂

By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 08:01 other posts of Dev01

I still think she is a hottie

By #368522 at 10,Mar,23 20:42

Yeah just done a quick Google 🤗,your right she certainly is,and seems back on the market...On February 24, 2023, Byron, Kari filed a Divorce,Separation - (Family) case against Urich,Wonder if she like to try some Irish cock

By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 20:56 other posts of Dev01

To be sure to be sure 😅🤣😂

By #368522 at 11,Mar,23 07:30

👍never knew she did FHM photo shoot she got one seriously sexy body..

By probowler298 at 10,Apr,23 23:45 other posts of probowler298

great idea...any others?

By hytiger at 28,Mar,23 10:40 other posts of hytiger

8 months later.... we are still waiting!

By Lvphose at 29,Sep,22 10:53 other posts of Lvphose

I’d start with a cigarette!

By probowler298 at 21,Jan,23 14:03 other posts of probowler298

I have done a screwdriver and ink pen so far.

By probowler298 at 05,Mar,23 23:10 other posts of probowler298

Light it insert it and burn my dickhole up?

By phart at 04,Mar,23 23:27 other posts of phart

Well, I got it. Get a big tub of vinegar. A very mild acid. Paint yourself with Copper coat gasket sealer, conductive, then find a carbon rod at a welding shop. put the carbon rod in the vinegar and then jump in yourself ,Should give you a mild Charge thru out the body.
You will actually be a part of a low voltage battery

By probowler298 at 05,Mar,23 23:08 other posts of probowler298

That is a lot more complicated than I wanted to do. I was looking for something easy
I just want to shock my dick and balls real good.

By probowler298 at 07,Feb,23 05:25 other posts of probowler298

Ok. Shave all hair off. Pour on rubbing alcohol and light it on fire?

By biggg at 28,Jan,23 16:30 other posts of biggg

Maybe shave all the hair off first...donґt want any fires down there in our nether regions, do we..? (ggzzz....aaaarrgh...sploosh....ooohhh)

By phart at 21,Jan,23 23:31 other posts of phart

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Purchase these 2 items and let us know how it goes!
put the ring around Willy wanker and plug in!