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Started by probowler298 at 05,Jul,22 22:12  other posts of probowler298
I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND DUMB BUT I WANT TO STUFF AN AAA OR AA BATTERY UP MY PEEHOLE...AND TAKE PICS WHEN IT IS DONE. ANY IDEAS?



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By probowler298 at 09,Nov,23 23:16 other posts of probowler298 
STILL LOOKING FOR IDEAS TO SHOCK MY DICK AND BALLS OR INSERT SOMETHING IN MY PEEHOLE


By probowler298 at 20,Oct,23 19:23 other posts of probowler298 
ANYONE WANT TO JUMP START MY DICK AND BALLS? I NEED TO BE SHOCKED REAL BAD.CLAMP MY NIPS BALLS AND DICK UP WITH SHARP CLAMP JAWS.


By phart at 20,Oct,23 02:30 other posts of phart 
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Ok, here is a theory I have come up with ,Build a kite with these materials, tie the thread to the penis, and go outside during a storm. You should feel a tingle anytime there is lightning ,rather or not you are struck directly, Also, flying it near powerlines, although not letting it touch them, should allow you to get shocked by the emf's from the power line going thru the conductive materials.


By phart at 20,Oct,23 02:24 other posts of phart 
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By probowler298 at 20,Oct,23 00:24 other posts of probowler298 
I JUST WANT TO GET MY DICK AND BALLS ELECTROCUTED. LOL.


By fancyabit at 13,Sep,23 12:05 other posts of fancyabit 
I don’t have a big enough a pee hole. Although when it comes to electric, I like using a fly zapper racket! Just touch the tip of my cock, preferably slightly moist cock head. It’ll give a jolt just enough to shock but leave no markings. If you’re really into more pain on you cock head the just leave it there for a second or two! Now that really will get you to shout out!! Peeing through the net works too but only give a slight tingle. If you’re going to try it don’t forget to install new fresh batteries for max result.
By probowler298 at 16,Sep,23 18:36 other posts of probowler298 
sounds like fun. i will have to try that



By phart at 14,Sep,23 15:22 other posts of phart 
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By phart at 09,Sep,23 14:52 other posts of phart 
Here you go,
This should do it!
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By probowler298 at 07,Sep,23 21:29 other posts of probowler298 
Best way to shock or electrify my dick and balls.
By Jamie at 07,Sep,23 21:56 other posts of Jamie 
Get wet then touch the Electra panel
By probowler298 at 07,Sep,23 22:05 other posts of probowler298 
i would rather someone shoot me in the dick and balls with a taser and take pics.fun.




By probowler298 at 16,Aug,23 02:16 other posts of probowler298 
can i have someone tell me where to buy a taser for my dick?
By phart at 17,Aug,23 02:55 other posts of phart 
I think this should do it!
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By probowler298 at 17,Aug,23 16:21 other posts of probowler298 
I like the idea but a little too expensive for me
Maybe 50 to 100 max




By probowler298 at 08,May,23 14:43 other posts of probowler298 
Someone Jump start my useless tiny little dick.


By probowler298 at 28,Jul,22 21:17 other posts of probowler298 
Should I just use a cattle prod on my dick and balls?

Or a battery charger?

Let me know. Lol.
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how about a taser?
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ok.ty. should i put it on my balls or dickhead?
By Dev01 at 28,Jul,22 21:56 other posts of Dev01 
Great idea, Might get a buzz out of it
By DJS at 29,Jul,22 07:42 other posts of DJS 
You can take the postive or negative on this subject
By biggg at 29,Jul,22 20:44 other posts of biggg 
yes, but when youґre using a cattle prod itґs a moo-t point
By Dev01 at 29,Jul,22 21:15 other posts of Dev01 
Oh my

By DJS at 30,Jul,22 06:39 other posts of DJS 
That's Bull



By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 22:37 other posts of probowler298 
i sure hope so.

By probowler298 at 06,Mar,23 04:26 other posts of probowler298 
Just wanted to fry my dick and balls


By biggg at 06,May,23 18:45 other posts of biggg 
might make you feel horny



By probowler298 at 06,May,23 14:28 other posts of probowler298 
Or maybe some big battery clamps with sharp teeth in them?


By probowler298 at 04,May,23 15:48 other posts of probowler298 
Still need to do some torture to my dick and balls.

Electric insertions shock batteries
By Jamie at 04,May,23 16:31 other posts of Jamie 
Get you two 24 batteries like the big trucks use
By phart at 04,May,23 17:15 other posts of phart 
Naw,git ye some real juice!
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By Jamie at 04,May,23 17:52 other posts of Jamie 
By phart at 04,May,23 21:07 other posts of phart 
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I still think this would be the cheapest and most reliable setup.






By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 10:15 other posts of leopoldij 
That's very dangerous
By phart at 21,Apr,23 14:28 other posts of phart 
leo,I would have thought you would jump at a chance to present ideas!
I have tried several ideas on him but nothing seems to light him up.
By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 15:20 other posts of leopoldij 
I didn't have the time to write much. Batteries are full of chemicals. Hence the Smallest leak and you're done for. Even mechanically, batteries have a girth a few times bigger than one's urethra. What happens if you stretch your urethra I don't know, but it's certainly unnatural and can probably damage you severely. I'm not trying to convince anyone who wants to damage their body or live dangerously, I just feel like stating the obvious: don't do it. It's like little who eat drugs. Why do they do it? Don't ever start drugs. It can ruin one's life.
By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:43 other posts of phart 
We actually agree about the drugs.
I know this guys ideas are dangerous but frankly I think it was all in jest and that is why I recommended a few things to run the joke along, like how to convert himself to be part of a battery for example.
Another example for him would be to fill a bathtub full of vinegar, and get some carbon welding rods for the positive electrode, rub himself with copper sulfate and then get in the tub with 1 wire connected to his willy and the other to the carbon rod, he could lite up a led! and maby feel the tingle?
By leopoldij at 21,Apr,23 22:29 other posts of leopoldij 
Some people do stupid things
"for fun" and then they regret it
or her addicted, etc.
Pain is an addiction.
So are drugs, including alcohol.
I'm extremely cautious and
conservative when it comes to
things that are dangerous.






By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:47 other posts of phart 
Don't use lithium, they can explode and burn you.NOT GOOD


By biggg at 28,Jul,22 20:38 other posts of biggg 
Open your peehole slit wide....and say AAAAAAA
By bella! at 28,Jul,22 21:56 other posts of bella! 
Say AAAAAAA? I'm curious, is that 2 AA batteries and 1 AAA?
By biggg at 29,Jul,22 17:12 other posts of biggg 
could work! have to check the polaaaarity though,
By bella! at 29,Jul,22 19:36 other posts of bella! 
Oh, biggg!


By probowler298 at 10,Apr,23 23:47 other posts of probowler298 
i will try anything

By phart at 21,Apr,23 17:45 other posts of phart 
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Actually, there is a quad A
I didn't know this! I was thinking a size N like for a camera might work.


By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 23:41 other posts of probowler298 
yes sir. i think that will work.

By probowler298 at 24,Sep,22 16:59 other posts of probowler298 
How do I get my peehole to open wide for batteries?



By probowler298 at 11,Apr,23 15:55 other posts of probowler298 
Shock electrify or taser my dick and balls please


By biggg at 06,Jul,22 15:19 other posts of biggg 
Shocking idea!
By probowler298 at 06,Mar,23 04:29 other posts of probowler298 
That is the whole idea.
By DJS at 08,Mar,23 16:55 other posts of DJS 
Try them EMS belts/pads(ab toners) because if you put it on the wrong settings & no gel you get a right belt(a shock of it)
By probowler298 at 09,Mar,23 18:58 other posts of probowler298 
I just want to electrical shock myself.
By Dev01 at 09,Mar,23 22:47 other posts of Dev01 
Just piss in the PowerPoint. That should do the trick
By phart at 10,Mar,23 01:39 other posts of phart 
Pissing on a electric fence will certainly give you a jingle.
By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 01:47 other posts of Dev01 
Especially if standing in snow too
By phart at 10,Mar,23 03:39 other posts of phart 

I am also wondering if you could tie a kite string to your scrotum and have a metal key hanging high enough on the string for the arc from the lightning bolt to jump from the key to the dick? Perhaps insert a copper wire for a antenna to help receive the signal?
By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 07:29 other posts of Dev01 
I think mythbusters did that experiment to find out. Not really sure of the outcome
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By DJS at 10,Mar,23 07:49 other posts of DJS 
Ahhh mythbusters(carrie)busted a few out to that sexylady 😂
By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 08:01 other posts of Dev01 
I still think she is a hottie
By DJS at 10,Mar,23 20:42 other posts of DJS 
Yeah just done a quick Google 🤗,your right she certainly is,and seems back on the market...On February 24, 2023, Byron, Kari filed a Divorce,Separation - (Family) case against Urich,Wonder if she like to try some Irish cock
By Dev01 at 10,Mar,23 20:56 other posts of Dev01 
To be sure to be sure 😅🤣😂
By DJS at 11,Mar,23 07:30 other posts of DJS 
👍never knew she did FHM photo shoot she got one seriously sexy body..








By probowler298 at 10,Apr,23 23:45 other posts of probowler298 
great idea...any others?








By hytiger at 28,Mar,23 10:40 other posts of hytiger 
8 months later.... we are still waiting!


By Lvphose at 29,Sep,22 10:53 other posts of Lvphose 
I’d start with a cigarette!
By probowler298 at 21,Jan,23 14:03 other posts of probowler298 
I have done a screwdriver and ink pen so far.

By probowler298 at 05,Mar,23 23:10 other posts of probowler298 
Light it insert it and burn my dickhole up?



By phart at 04,Mar,23 23:27 other posts of phart 
Well, I got it. Get a big tub of vinegar. A very mild acid. Paint yourself with Copper coat gasket sealer, conductive, then find a carbon rod at a welding shop. put the carbon rod in the vinegar and then jump in yourself ,Should give you a mild Charge thru out the body.
You will actually be a part of a low voltage battery
By probowler298 at 05,Mar,23 23:08 other posts of probowler298 
That is a lot more complicated than I wanted to do. I was looking for something easy
I just want to shock my dick and balls real good.



By probowler298 at 07,Feb,23 05:25 other posts of probowler298 
Ok. Shave all hair off. Pour on rubbing alcohol and light it on fire?


By biggg at 28,Jan,23 16:30 other posts of biggg 
Maybe shave all the hair off first...donґt want any fires down there in our nether regions, do we..? (ggzzz....aaaarrgh...sploosh....ooohhh)


By phart at 21,Jan,23 23:31 other posts of phart 
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Purchase these 2 items and let us know how it goes!
put the ring around Willy wanker and plug in!



I am only joking ok`
By probowler298 at 21,Jan,23 23:40 other posts of probowler298 
This is exactly what I was looking for. Ty.



By probowler298 at 21,Jan,23 14:06 other posts of probowler298 
I am still trying to get batteries down my peehole or shock my dick and balls. Ideas?


By massco at 28,Sep,22 15:18 other posts of massco 
Try estim it’s great when you get it just right.


By Reinhold at 28,Sep,22 14:42 other posts of Reinhold 
Batterien im schwanz, ist doch geil


By LGA6969 at 29,Jul,22 20:41 other posts of LGA6969 
Start small and you can work yourself up to a D size battery
By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 23:44 other posts of probowler298 
ok. ty for the advice.

AAA
AA
C
D

is this right?

By probowler298 at 27,Sep,22 03:41 other posts of probowler298 
yes sir. ty. i hope so..



By probowler298 at 26,Sep,22 18:07 other posts of probowler298 
I want to put batteries up my peehole or shock my dick and balls with electricity. Ideas or suggestions. All comments welcome.


By probowler298 at 24,Sep,22 16:04 other posts of probowler298 
Still looking to insert batteries up my dickhole or shock my dick and balls with electricity.

Best way to torture my dick?


By probowler298 at 30,Jul,22 16:31 other posts of probowler298 
Batteries first but maybe I will try something else. Any shocking ideas that you want to see me do to myself?
Taser
Cow prod
Stun gun
Lol


By hytiger at 20,Jul,22 13:48 other posts of hytiger 
I've managed both!
By probowler298 at 28,Jul,22 19:39 other posts of probowler298 
How were you able to do it?

By probowler298 at 30,Jul,22 16:27 other posts of probowler298 
Can I see pics?



By phart at 20,Jul,22 15:37 other posts of phart 
I am shocked you have not already got a charge out of this?
By probowler298 at 29,Jul,22 23:43 other posts of probowler298 
me to. trying real hard to get one.



By #574505 at 06,Jul,22 00:56
BATTERY'S could go bad the acid might leak burn your peepee ..
By Sir-Skittles at 06,Jul,22 11:32 other posts of Sir-Skittles 


probowler298 why don't you put 40 volts up yer back cunt to jump start your brain instead
By phart at 07,Jul,22 02:31 other posts of phart 
40 volts will be difficult to come up with using commonly available battery's. I would suggest 36 or 48 volts. only 3 or 4 12 volt battery's needed.
By Dev01 at 07,Jul,22 03:55 other posts of Dev01 
Just go 72v Have it on a Suron ebike
By Sir-Skittles at 07,Jul,22 23:00 other posts of Sir-Skittles 
He will go poof!
By phart at 07,Jul,22 23:13 other posts of phart 
naw, Kaplewy!







By Sir-Skittles at 07,Jul,22 23:02 other posts of Sir-Skittles 


When are you going to explode?
By phart at 07,Jul,22 23:12 other posts of phart 
That would be a problem if he uses lithium



By Sirius5500 at 06,Jul,22 13:30 other posts of Sirius5500 
Do it. You've already put a pen and screwdriver up your pee hole. Start with AAA.
By probowler298 at 07,Jul,22 11:54 other posts of probowler298 
Ty for noticing my previous experience



By DJS at 06,Jul,22 09:03 other posts of DJS 
Stick to house party acid


By dgraff at 06,Jul,22 01:33 other posts of dgraff 
Sounds like a dumb idea to me


By phart at 06,Jul,22 01:15 other posts of phart 
I doubt you will get a charge out of it


By #662360 at 05,Jul,22 22:32
Don’t do it.





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