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Halarious, Racy, Sarcastic T-shirts/ bumper stickers you've seen

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Started by PSerect at 07,Sep,23 02:57  other posts of PSerect
Post your favorite T-shirt, bumper sticker,etc you've come across that still makes you laugh. Here are two of my favorites.
A cute young bartender at a gay club in NYC I was at ine night had a T shirt that read " I'm not gay...but my asshole is"
A bumper sticker on the car in front of me today read " You're an Asshole! There, now I'm your life coach"
So share some that you thought were funny or clever

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By PSerect at 17,Oct,23 22:52 other posts of PSerect 
Loved seeing this bumper sticker
Me: Sometimes I talk to myself
Me: OMG Same!

By PSerect at 30,Sep,23 18:12 other posts of PSerect 
"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats"

By PSerect at 27,Sep,23 18:54 other posts of PSerect 
" That ackward feeling when you realize you just used your AA medalion for a quarter at the liquer store"

By PSerect at 27,Sep,23 18:53 other posts of PSerect 
Bumper sticker " Autocorrect has become my worst enema"

By Maxwell_93 at 26,Sep,23 21:06 other posts of Maxwell_93 
I saw the "Prius repellent" sticker on a diesel bomber irl and had to laugh
By PSerect at 26,Sep,23 21:45 other posts of PSerect 
I saw one similar on a MB suv. It said " Nice Prius, no one said...ever"

By wycowboy at 14,Sep,23 15:09 other posts of wycowboy 
Welcome to Wyoming, actually, we don't give a fuck how you do it back home!
By phart at 14,Sep,23 15:20 other posts of phart 

Yep,very similar to the tag on the front of my dads truck.
"we don't give a damn how you did it up north".

By randm58 at 26,Sep,23 21:24 other posts of randm58 

By PSerect at 14,Sep,23 03:52 other posts of PSerect 
Grammer, the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit
By leopoldij at 14,Sep,23 13:17 other posts of leopoldij 

By randm58 at 26,Sep,23 21:23 other posts of randm58 

By PSerect at 26,Sep,23 20:46 other posts of PSerect 
Bumper stickers I recently saw. " I rolled by eyes bakc so far, I could actually see my own asshole"

Cop said get out of the car. I said, Im too drunk, you get in. We laughed and laughed....I need bail money

By phart at 15,Sep,23 22:57 other posts of phart 
Immigrants are like sperm ,millions come in but only 1 works!
By PSerect at 16,Sep,23 00:36 other posts of PSerect 
So bad, but funny

By PSerect at 14,Sep,23 03:51 other posts of PSerect 
Im not fucking stupid! I mean, I was, but I broke up with him months ago

By leopoldij at 13,Sep,23 23:35 other posts of leopoldij 
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By PSerect at 14,Sep,23 03:50 other posts of PSerect 

By PSerect at 13,Sep,23 23:22 other posts of PSerect 
New bumper sticker " The fact thats there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic"
By phart at 14,Sep,23 01:33 other posts of phart 

By PSerect at 12,Sep,23 20:20 other posts of PSerect 
Bumper sticker " Still waiting for all those cookies I accepted on-line"

By phart at 08,Sep,23 01:38 other posts of phart 
" I have a nice body
it is in the trunk and starting to smell"
By PSerect at 08,Sep,23 05:37 other posts of PSerect 

By PSerect at 08,Sep,23 05:40 other posts of PSerect 
Reminds me of something a guy said to our professor in college. When he walked into the room the guy said to him "Hey I had a sweater like that once...but then my dad got a job." We thought it was funny, The professor did not.

By Jamie at 07,Sep,23 03:24 other posts of Jamie 
By PSerect at 08,Sep,23 00:36 other posts of PSerect 
Nice, same as the one I mentioned, just put a little nicer
By Jamie at 08,Sep,23 01:30 other posts of Jamie 

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